#soft meme boi uwu;;

[secondbeatsongs]

[fagbearentertainment]

Remembered this artist from back in the day that had some gay ocs and one was always fem and that’s awesome I love when ppl draw fem guys but I genuinely can’t tell if he’s supposed to be a girl now.

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

sick of the "soft uwu boy" macaque content, sick of the "dad" macaque content. No. He is none of those things, he is clearly like one of those fucked up looking cat memes. (reference included below):

i mean, the resemblance is uncanny

[fanaticsnail]

i have to pick one? i have to pick one?!?!?!?!? -papers fly into the air and scatter down around me as i scramble to make a decision- asdlkjglkjgklfdsjgl oh. oh man. oh boy. oh boy howdy. oh man boy howdy. -begins pacing-

-comes back ten minutes later, a visible conspiracy-board-meme level of writing and string behind me- okay! a decision! has! probably! been made!! asldkjglkfdjg it totally didn't end up with carefully flipping a coin nine times between luffy, law, and kid. totally didn't involve. I 100% guarantee that no coins were not flipped in process >w> anyway

may i request. a luffy keese pls uwu (ALSO! CONGRATS ON THE MILESTONE!!! You well and truely deserve it; you bring such joy to the community with your presence and your writing just!!!!! Congrats!!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) ) - @remisloves

The Kissing Booth: Luffy for Remisloves

Word Count: 700+

Notes: Hi @remisloves It's so hard picking one blorbo to come and kiss us. He's so fun to kiss, and I'm glad he's kissing you! Thank you so much for your beautiful compliments. I've adored getting to know you. Without further adieu, your kisses from the Straw-Hat man himself.

Back stiffening firmly and upright, you grip onto the base of the barstool for support in response to the immediacy of the events occurring in front of you. All you have are your four other senses, the shroud covering your eyes prohibiting your ability to see the situation occurring on the vacant barstool. 

Straining to hear the circumstances sealing your fate, a fistful of berry flung itself deep into the glass jar beside you as the individual laughed enthusiastically. A high pitched voice called out in front of you, behind the individual who sat themselves down at your booth.

“You’re gonna spend your allowance here?” the angry, feminine voice called, “I thought you’d spend it on meat, Luffy!” Your guest laughed a playful snickered hiss through their teeth in response before gently reaching forward and clasping their hand around your wrist. 

"Robin said she's payin' for dinner tonight," the voice called out over their shoulder, "And I wanna have a kiss! How cool is this? It's like they're here just for me!" You were taken aback by their enthusiasm, but attempted to collect yourself to remain as professional as one can be sitting on a booth made for kissing.

Your brows sprung up to the middle of your forehead as your eyes attempted to widen behind the mask to no avail. Expecting your lips to be immediately ravished and tainted by the mouth belonging to your guest, their actions seemed to halt as they gently rub a circle on your wrist with their thumb.

“Can I kiss you now?” his voice gently coaxed you in closer, “I just wanna make sure before I do. Don’t wanna do somethin’ you’re not comfy with or nothin’.” You cocked your head inquisitively to the side, a slow smile drawing up your features in response to his inquisition of your consent.

“You paid your Berry?” you asked him, prompting him to hum a huffed "mhmm" in affirmation. You grinned wider, adding a soft humming, “Then, I’m all yours.” He chuckled again in response, scooting the stool in closer towards you.

“Oh, that’s great!” you felt his hand travel up to cup your neck and draw you in closer, “Right, I’m goin’ in!”

That was all the warning you had before his lips eagerly sought out your own. He hummed in glee, his smile physically plastered against each skillful oscillation he drew against your mouth. He angled his chin in a soft circle, parting his lips and tasting your mouth with his tongue. Brushing against your own, he swirled the morsel within your mouth and retracted it to deepen his sultry and hungry kisses. 

You were shocked at the intensity of his lips, but you kept up with every inch of his passion and matched his energy with ease. Gently reaching out your hands, he caught your wrist and drew it up to place against his shoulder while slipping closer towards you. His eagerness and enthusiasm never ceased with each passing moment. 

His lips were partially chapped, his mouth tasting a combination of sweet and savory from the last assuming barbequed meat he consumed. He snickered into the kiss, slowly hooking his arms around your neck and coaxing you to leave the stool and join him on his feet. 

“Luffy!” the voice again called behind him, “You can’t take them with you. They have to stay here!” 

The individual pouted against your lips before growling in agitation, eagerly consuming your lips with a hungrier desperation than moments prior. The voice behind him again called out to you both.

“Luffy,” she sounded irritated, her sigh falling from her lips the longer yours were attached to this so called ‘Luffy’, “Zoro is still missing. Can we go get him? You can come back if they’re still here?” The person growled into your mouth, prompting you to laugh into his lips. 

Finally breaking away, his hand gently caressed your cheek before his thumb caressed your bottom lip. Your lips parted in response, and you heard his breath exhale another soft snicker. 

“I’m Monkey D Luffy,” he uttered in a soft, husky voice, “I’m gonna be king of the pirates some day.” You nod in response, your grin again growing and revealing your teeth at him. He huffed out a soft growl in response.

“Come find us at the end of the pier when your shift is done,” he ordered softly at you, gently caressing your hand and giving your fingers a gentle squeeze, “I’m the one in the straw hat, red vest, and likely eating a piece of meat.” 

“I’ll find you, Monkey D Luffy,” you nod do him in confirmation, scrunching your nose playfully, and wave him off as he goes to find whoever ‘Zoro’ must be. He snickers at you in response, waving at you before looking between his hand and your eye covering: noticing you'd likely not see him do it.

[meo-eiru]

Hihihiii :3 Hope you're having a great day author!

This is my first direct interaction in this website generally speaking, so what better way to start than rambling my head off about the twink slutty baby? YES. Lavi. That cute whore that's been on my mine for a good while now...I want to kiss him, want him to cuddle me so bad grrrr I want to rim his pretty ass and use it as my only life source for the rest of my mortal existence. I want to follow every single one of his instructions on how to please him while he guides me with that shit eating smug grin '>:3'. I totally see him as a power bottom, riding my strap effortlessly while he pins me down telling me how much of a pathetic virgin I am and how fortunate I am to even be touching him, how lucky I am that he's willing to teach me how to make him feel good, how he'd laugh once I'm exhausted and he keeps nonchalantly bouncing still with his endless incubi stamina...MMMM...But also, I want to hit his ribs each time he throws an annoying tauntrum, or make him whimper each time he breaks something expensive, I want to sneak into his phone and watch just all the dozens of porn he has in his gallery along with his search history, I need to make him cry so hard until we're both doubting who's the real pervert here...I NEED to peg him. I NEED to spank his cute jiggling ass until it's red and sore. I need to make him deepthroath my strap and perhaps give me head. I NEED to grope his cute small chest and nurse on his rosy nipples while he tries to make a teasing remark only to be interrupted by his own lewd moans. I NEED to watch how all that lube and cum slowly leaks out of his puffy hole with profane sounds while spreading his supple asscheeks further apart as he whines and mewls begging for more. I NEED to cuddle him from behind while I finger his thight whorish asshole, I NEEEED to give him some genuine, gentle love-making while kissing his pretty face and cooing sweet nothings into his ears while he grabs onto my neck thightly saying shamelessly how good it feels.

I want to give him goodnight kisses on the forehead, cheeks, nose, eyes, tummy and finally his soft lips. I want to feel him clinging onto me with his limbs (and tail of course) while we sleep, even better if he craddles my head on his chest. I might even forgive his murders if he promises to be a good boy with a pretty pout even though he'd probably be crossing his fingers behind his back. I want to do each other's hair and nails. I want him to listen to the music I listen to (Rabbit Hole by DECO27 would be SO him). I want to see his deadpaned and disdainful face when I tell him all my bad jokes. I want to go out with him at those aesthetic cafés and buy him everything he wants even if I won't be able to buy anything else for a while. I want us to get matching couple cheesy things. I want us to do lovey dovey stuff together and maybe a kiss that doesn't end up looking out of a hentai. A wholesome one. I want him to live on my lap. I want him to try make him wear decente clothes from time to time. I want to see his reaction once my mortal life comes to an end. (If he cries and gets depressed he'll look so pretty but if he laughs he'll also look so pretty). I want to show him off to my friends even if I know he's probably the type that types 'uwu', ':3' or 'nya~' either satirically or not. I would bear the cringe for him. I want to send him memes and reels and, overall, just hear his laugh because I'm sure it would be gorgeous just like him. <3

He literally lives rent free in my mind this is a call for help. I crave for more Lavi content.

I'm not horny. You are.

Anyway, thanks for the constant posting! I love how you write your characters and draw/paint! You're one of my favorite artists. Eat well and have a good day/night. :)

Oh my dear GOD this was a ROLLER COASTER

I don't even know where to start. Alright so first of all, this is so deliciously written omg??? You made me put Lavi on a plate and eat him I bet he'd taste like cake. The contrast between the wholesome parts and the extremely unholy parts were crazy I felt like I was in a car that randomly speeds up and down

Rabbit hole is indeed very Lavi, the animation fits him so well as well. If I knew how to make them I'd definitely draw a Lavi version. And yes he's definitely the type who'd type "uwu" and ">:3" unironically

THE DRAWINGS ARE SO CUTE AS WELL!! HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE FACE AND CUTE BUTT

[davekat-sucks]

Failing marriage Rosemary with its brutal character assassination of Rose is a thousand times more interesting and makes me feel more things than Davekat. Davekat is watching paint dry, Davekat is the complete bland-ification of two of the most charismatic characters in Homestuck. I felt the same about Rosemary but now that Rosemary has gone Grimdark it feels ALIVE, in a terrible way reminiscent of Frankenstein but still alive. Davekat meanwhile might as well be an inanimate object, a sagging brown couch that the characters have become trapped on.

It's the kind of wangst that people have drama to make conflict if the plot wasn't interesting enough for them. And the best way to do this is have characters acting stupid or worst version of themselves. Even if I hate how it is going with Rosemary, at least it's entertaining to meme on compared to Davekat.

Cucknaya has been established even before this update showed her true feelings about the RoesJade affair. That even despite Homestuck 2/Beyond Canon being ABSOLUTE SHIT, the small bits you can turn into a joke can lessen the bitter taste the sequel leaves in the mouth. Neither Hussie, WhatPumpkin, or James Roach has done this yet to Davekat. I can't even count the laundry talk scene as wangst if it just ends up having said two uwu sad soft bois kiss by the end. It's nothing more than a yaoi pity party.

[mrstsung]

Vent:

Saw something that pissed me off royally.

If you don't want to hear me vent about people misinterpreting my blorbo. Plz keep scrolling. And if you dont like my venting. Plz ignore. I'll be back with kontent soon.

If any of You ever call shang tsung a twink again I'll rip your head off.

People really do not know the character and it shows.

Fuck this shit man.

Shang tsung is definitely and most certainly not a fucking damn twink. You twatwaffles!

He's a damn hunk. He's masc coded. And just because he carries himself courtly. Don't fucking mean he's a twink. Half of y'all misuse that word too damn much.

Also i personally hc shang not to give a fuck about that kinda shit. He does what he wants. Dresses how he wants. And doesn't care about superficial things that much. He has his preferences but overall a sorcerer that's been around for hundreds of years,decades even. Doesn't and shouldn't give a rats ass about gender,expression of it,sexuality,and superficial shit. He's a motherfuckin sorcerer man!

But in all seriousness,I'm sick of people misusing that word. And I'm sick of that being used as a meme. It was used by mlm queer circles. And people hijacking for funny haha purposes it kinda pisses me off. Especially when they don't even use it right.

There is nothing twink about shang tsung. Fuck off!

Shang tsung if anything is a bratty dom kinda man. Y'all don't seem to care about that type unless the character in question is white. But heaven forbid a moc let alone an asian male character ever is bratty,dom,and masculine. Y'all can't seem to handle that because weeb anime brainrot. Look I'm an anime fan as much as the next delinquent anime trash girl. But i have fucking standards and a brain to know that....MEN COME IN ALL KINDS?! just as women do. Anyways. Shang tsung is not a twink.

Shang can be princess if you want him to be but ffs he's not some fucking sad,uwu boi. He's not someone to be saved. He's a brat emperor and he fucking knows it. He thinks he's fucking hot stuff(and he is) and he's not someones bitch boy. He fucking hates that. Or did you forget that shao kahn fucking abused the sorcerer for decades?! Like im not saying shang with the right person wouldn't be open to the idea or role reversal and being in a sub position or even in a service way. Oh he loves it IF IT'S THE RIGHT PERSON. AKA HIS BELOVED. AKA YOU. but that will have to take some times and Building of trust. Because yeah. That fucking makes sense. Anyways....

I don't mind a sweet shang tsung. I dont mind domestic. I don't mind an au where he's the "good guy" but ffs don't erase his flavor and what makes him well him.

He can be soft sweet,fabulous and fluffy and cute and all that ish without resorting to calling him a twink. Characters are more complex than that. If you want a twink,kung jin exists.

The actual resident mortal kombat twunk ahem.. is johnny cage. So leave my man shang tsung alone from your fucking labels.

Dont ever call him that again.

Shang tsung is not a fucking twink

Shang is a fucking hunk. Twunk if any fucking thing. But overall even these labels dont fit him. He's mother fuckin fucking shang tsung,he does what he pleases! And has no time for labels. Again to me shang tsung doesn't use these types of things. He likes what he likes and loves who he loves. Why should he feel the need to? And if he wants you,he'll have you. But don't ever try to label him. Because you don't know him. And that's the point of his character. He's complex af and i love him for it!

[novella-writers]

(21+ writers only!)

Lately I’ve been in the mood for gay bunnies, so I came up with a romance plot idea: two bunny boys, but not the stereotypical shy fragile uwu “being a bottom is my entire personality” bunnies. I had the idea of muse A being a boxer, a little aggressive, rough but soft when needed, and charming. Meanwhile, muse B is a former martial artist who is quiet, sarcastic and blunt. A little idea (that we don’t have the necessarily include) is that they could be on the bigger side due to their breeds, like a Finnish giant or an English lop.

Be warned, when I say bunny boys, I’m not talking about just ears and a tail. I like to incorporate other animalistic features (such as fur or paw pads) so if this bothers you then we won’t be a good match. Also, please be trans friendly as I am trans myself, and most likely, my character will be to!

For smut, I’d prefer a 50/50 plot to smut ratio for this! I’m also looking for a top leaning switch character! I don’t want anything really extreme though, I’m not interested in a kink heavy BDSM relationship between them (no offense to ppl who enjoy that, but it’s not for me)

I’m looking for something more casual, something on the lazy lit side. However, do be warned that if I’m truly invested, I can write a lot! Don’t feel pressured to match my length, quality over quantity!

Lastly, I love plotting, worldbuilding, and gushing over our characters (making mood boards, sharing memes and headcanons, etc) so if you aren’t into that then we may not be compatible!

If you’re interested, please DM me here on Tumblr! Due to people suddenly blocking me in the middle of an rp (which is a huge waste of both of our time), I will now stay in Tumblr messages until I feel like we’ve progressed enough to move to Discord.

Like if interested!

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

I imagine if Tippy was actually canon, the people who haven't watched/read Jojo would be either like, "awww what a cute uwu soft boy smol bean™" or "fucking disgusting get that ugly ass twink away from me"

But the people who have watch/read Jojo would be making memes about him being some kind of creature of the night

Stuff like, "POV you're Vanilla Ice walking into the kitchen at 3am" and it's a drawing of Tippy in the fridge with glowing yellow eyes eating cookie dough with Jonathan's severed head

The fans would know he's not a "soft bean" or an "ugly twink" but some kind of mischievous, impish, weird boycreature who needs to be put on a leash- and the only person who can tame him would have to be Vanilla

[jasper-dracona]

Tried looking up “what kind of masculine am I transmasc quiz” cause I’m feeling directionless rn and literally all of the results were “am I transgender? Quiz” “am I a trans man? Quiz” except for one.

Then it was 7 questions long, two of them were just like “are you cottage core, goth or lame?” Another 2 we’re just shitty meme/reaction image picks (on one of which 3/6 options were pictures of capybaras) and then the last fucking question was pick some music and the options were: “Korn, gorilaz, Lemon demon, Nirvanna, Mitski, and Skip/idk those”

Like. I’m trying to get answers here.

The answer I got was like “you’re cis passing. Like honestly a little too well. You need to be gayer.”

You fucker I have D cups I ain’t passing for shit. If I’m not goth or a cottage core uwu soft boi then I must just be boring huh. And boring=cis huh.

[imsosocold]

Describing the fandom interpretations I'VE seen of TOH characters using single sentences and common media/fandom tropes-

Caleb: Uwu Sunshine Boy.  

Evelyn: manic pixie dreamgirl.   

Belos: cringefail whiteboy idiot.

Masha: based theyfriend.

Hunter: a heem heem whimper.   

The Collector: RAWR XD baby waby.

Both Camila and Eda : Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy .  

Gus: scrunkly dunkly wunkly.  

Lilith: ~crazy~wine aunt.

Willow: Woam.

Vee: sussy worm on a string (of fate).

Luz- sad girl smol bean.

Amity: sinaminroll sass-a- frass.

Alador: sad soft boi.  

Darius and Adrian but in different directions :yassss daddy.  

Odalia: Satan.  

Jacob: meme trash.  

 Raine:the less interesting half of my OTP.    

Kiki: the homophobic dog .  

King: scrunkly wunkly doggo woggo bestie westie.  

 Boscha: pogless gamer grrl.

Steve: scrimblio bimblio.   

Eberworlf: grarrr hiss drool.  

[gnzma]

your Guzma is THE Guzma ever, honestly. I love how you keep his intimidating nature without reducing him to a generic thug and how you express the real love he has for his team without turning him into some UwU Soft Boy. it can be hard to balance vulnerabilities against power when you have a "scary" character, but you do it perfectly.

1000/10 would recommend

[ the portrayal meme makes me sob ]

[ CRIES THANK YOU SOBS im glad i manage to make him. like. multidimentional ;u; ]

[papirouge]

The foolishness aside, grizemann is so attractive. But MAN the French nt has so much drama 😭 I can’t let go over Olivier cheating on his cute normal wife, and that girl (wasn’t she an escort?) straight running from the hotel to the journalists about it. And his gross fans dragging his wife saying that she wasn’t attractive anyways. Yall I can’t live that WAG life. They’d drag me hard for not being a model lol. Mpabbe parties with a new girl like every week. Pogba yelling at pavard in that one like he was about to rip his neck off omg. Benji is so cute too with his curls and apparently nice to fans but I’ve read that he was toxic in the locker rooms at the wc and at Bayern too (I heard that he’s also really disliked in France idk why?) 🥲 and benzema ……. Where do you even start

jesikdkekzkdk not surprised to see someone having a crush on Griezman lol He has that typical uwu soft french boi lewk. He was cute when he was younger

I'm no soccer head but I heard (male) fans didn't like him because he's a himbo (I mean look at his "hope" hand tattoo 😭) and did black face but imo I think they're mad because he's hot LMAO (them Black Arab players did much worse than anything Antoine did but they still stan them so the issue is definitely elsewhere)

Griezmann and Giroud are the only players I check fpr because the first is cute and the second is Christian lol GIVE GIROUD A BREAK!! His cheating was before he became Christian. He became Black french favorite when he started thanking Jesus after matches ✝️💀 #ledieudeGiroud (#giroudsgod) started trending on Twitter whenever he made a goal during the world cup - it was so freaking hysterical 😭 that's when this meme became viral :

Black evangelicals LOVE HIM. He's super open about his faith and that's so refreshing and endearing. Of course them Muslim were seething saying he's making far right dog whistle but Black french twitter dragged them (as we should imo - Muslim should learn to be quiet and stop trying to silence Christians. Like yeah, there's still Christians standing in that country, COPE.)

Mbappé is France sweetheart. Everyone loves him (even racists are very lowkey about him because he's just so untouchable) I don't really check for him though but at this point I automatically assume every soccer player is pervert hooking up with escorts. I don't see how he could be any different.

Them Black/Arab players are a mess and I don't care the slightest about them. They can all choke. The last decent Black french player was Lilian Thuram. The soccer world is so colorist that people asked him why is wife was Black (like him....). Benzema is known to hang up with an infamous Arab supremacist (Bassem) constantly dunking on Black men dating Arab/Muslim women, so Black men hate him (because Black men are obsessed with women of other race) but imo I think it's hilarious I want to see them cannibalize & destroy each other🤍

[soundwavereporting]

Cosmos/Soundwave for the ship meme?

ship ask meme

What made you ship it?

Honestly, I think it was probably rereading the series back in...2017 maybe? I know when 43 first came out I was VERY ambivalent about the ship, lmao

What are your favorite things about the ship?

The similarities! Soundwave and Cosmos are both spies, both extremely lonely, with abilities that tend to make other people see them as kind of...two dimensional? Cosmos is the Spaceship Guy (with a cool camera!), Soundwave is the Telepathy Guy (with extreme loyalty!).

I also love that Cosmos will call anyone out on their nonsense, including Soundwave. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Cosmos is the taller of the two. I don't care what canon says, I'm going by his pre-return to earth height.

Cosmos isn't really a soft uwu boy...let him be petty and sarcastic

[nykrose]

1. What is your favorite trope to rp?; 13. Is there one trope you can’t stand?; 20. Do you need music/noise to write or do you prefer silence?

[Meme]

1. Uh enemies to lovers I guess, you can get all the piss and vinegar murder drama and still come out with a happy ending, what can I say? I'm easy. Also the vast majority of monsterfucking tropes but never mind that. : )

13. Soft uwu boys who need a daddy to plug they butthole. Get outta here...I don't mind when they're allowed to have personality but crying is not a character trait honey. Do better.*

20. I certainly prefer music, but sometimes I'm so tired even that is too distracting and I sit in silence lol. Honestly though I crank out more than half of my replies while at work these days.

*I don't know what tropes are hip with the kiddies these days okay I'm out of touch.

[littlesistersti-backupandspam]

[at time of writing this] We weren't one month out of Across the Spiderverse, and I had just got home from the cinema, searched through the tag for Pavitr Prabhakar only to find really cool fanart and character analysis or memes and incorrect quotes reducing him down to either uwu soft boi or British hating uwu soft boi.

Also hate seeing MCU Peter Parker reduced down to uwu soft boi who can't tie his own shoes and needs dad Tony Stark 24/7. Did you not see Peter expressing typical teenager "I'm not a baby" feelings when he saw Tony named his things "training wheels" and stuff like that? Did you all forget he's also theeee Peter Parker Spider-Man, as in some kind-hearted kid from Queens who's brilliant in STEM with a strong attachment to his family/friends?

Reason why I never go through Pavitr tag or mcu peter parker.

I wish I can cover Transformers but I haven't read MTMTE

Hetalia is a wild one as a veteran. Romano Italy is always the guy to curse and if your fanfic is rated T or M for swearing or violence, guess who is the culprit? Did all of you forget England is more likely to curse than Romano because he's British? Forgot that Molossia's first appearance is a middle finger taking half of a panel? Romano is so flat, and he's not even violent. He would hurl a few complaints and insults but leaves it at that because he's more likely to cry drama queen style or begrudgingly ask for help after failling 100x.

Unfortunately, the opposite hurts more. Uwu soft boi edition of Romano where he's so afraid of violence, he must ask Spain for help?

I cried on the inside when someone shared an angry rooster video (and there is no Hetalia context, it's just a rooster angry) and wrote "romano bird" above the link, on a hetalia facebook group.

Really hate the design of fanon 2p! England. You all really think a second palette version of this absolutely invincible gentleman wears bright pink and a turquoise bowtie as the offset to the green uniform? Think about it. 2p! Nyo! England is the opposite palette to Nyo! England (one wears pink, the other blue, both wear a dress) and in the same pattern, 2p! North Italy is the opposite to 1p! North Italy (they wear same uniform but blue/brown). Did it not occur to you that 2p! England would be based off the green?????

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