#soda’s mailbox

[starry-soda]

Hiis us seems weally nicee. Is us hasing a good day? *whispers* Is has tweats us wanz somes? Juh no tells da gwown ups.

-🍪🍫💙

YAYAYA TANK YOU !!!! :D you seem weally nice too !!! ‘m having a good day!!!! Hope you awe too :D

*GASP* I wan some!! I won’ tell anyone, I pwomise >w< Tank you !!!!

[hoofpeet]

i rrrrreally like ur emmelyn where evelyn is surprisingly assertive with emmet but ur recent doodles have also been making me think of evelyn being really aware of how much taller emmet is than her... thinking about him hoisting her up like a doll... (whether or not he could actually do that is a dif story lol but the gal can dream)

Yeagh .... Evelyn discovers that Emmet is unreasonably tall and immediately starts daydreaming about him squishing her like a stress ball

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

*sigh* just checked ao3, and no rasxjay 😔 welp, u kno what that means *picks up pen*

You should totally send me a link pls pls pls

I need everyone to write toxic yaoi jay ras fics for me I'm bad at words

[gorefreaklintjrwi]

Hold on…. Soda…..

ough…. /sill

I miss him <- hasn’t continued the suckening because uhhh actually i dont have a good reason for it /sill

SODA........... what if he collec5s water bottle caps now

[jils-things]

I'm sipping on my soda. I like how I just caused 48% of all of your fnf moots to just come on your ass lol /lh -Ekans anon

oh you so did,.. you so did. i knew it was coming but i didnt know it would end up like this .... HASJFHSKFSAHKGSA

you truly woke my blog up and i thank you for that... genuinely the funniest thing i did in awhile hehe

[im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3]

...the JESUS OF SUBURBIAAAA..

THE BIBLE OF NONE OF THE ABOVE ON A STEADY DIET OF!!!

[beangods]

just had the most frustrating experience trying to pick up my goddamn mail (still unresolved). germany is the result of some child's sadistic genie wish

[unlikelywrestlingfan]

hiiii eeeeelle, can you tell me about orange cassidy mayhaps? 👉👈

OC is so extremely talented - managing to pull off amazing feats WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS and have a cool, calm air while also making the audience laugh. He weaponizes being a little shit via taunting his opponents while maintaining his calm expression. And his CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THIS PAST YEARISH? So satisfying to watch!!! And oof he's pretty. He commits to the bit like no other, and I love him

edit: For more posts relevant to Orange Cassidy, see "#a can of soda"

[cursingtoji]

that boy even wanted to take me to an amusement park date ugh too bad he was addicted to coke

WHAT… HUH???? SHOULDVE ACCEPTED, COKE ADDICTION IS WORTH IT 💯💯

no bc my mom’s bf literally drinks nothing but coke too and ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD OF AN ADDICTION TO HAVE…

I mean, other boys out there be smokin’ weed and snortin’ cocaine (speaking of which, coke used to have cocoaine in it…) 🫡

~fanfic anon 💥🎺

i meant the other coke babe hahahaah (aka cocaine)

also this boy was a whole encyclopedia of drugs, when i asked what stuff he did he started to count on his fingers 🤡

we talked for a while cause i thought he was done with that but then he said he used it on nye and that was it for me

[cherri-cola-soda]

….. uhm. pleasedon’tkillmeagain but I can keep putting things in the mail for you..?

[a letter written on folded paper, torn from a spiral notebook. There’s no envelope]

Phoenix Witch,

Thank you. Thank you for sending me back so quickly. I’m sorry I couldn’t explain properly when I died. A little while back, maybe a few days? A week ago. Time feels hazy and hard to track. But Krash tried to ghost themself, and I was taking care of them. Sort of. I stitched them up and they were at the station. After putting them back together, I got really bad. I couldn’t even eat properly. Then Ghoul accidentally drugged himself somehow so I went over to check on him, and I couldn’t do anything. … I couldn’t do anything and I was too broken inside to try to help him, so I left. And I was driving home and saw Krash and they were going to kill themself again and we ended up fighting for their gun and it went off. I didn’t wanna die in the sunshine, but I did. I didn’t wanna die with my eyes open, but I did. I didn’t wanna die at all. I didn’t get to say goodbye to Kobra. I saw Kobra sit with me and hold me and sob and then I was gone. And you held me too, when I cried. And you let me go back to my moonbeam. Thank you.

The static broke somehow. Now everyone else can see parts of it, too. It feels so weird and broken. But I’m alive and I don’t know what I’m trying to get across to you with all these words other than thank you. It hurts so much, but Kobra says it gets easier to live again. I really hope he’s right. Thank you. Thank you.

- Cherri Cola

@cherri-cola-soda

someone kill cherri cola again so i can give him a hug and then beat him over the head with a stick

[starry-soda]

🎨🎀 -🦋💙

🎨 What's a piece of agere gear that you really want to have/try? — I really really want sippy cups or teethers!!

🎀 Does your headspace match the gear you use/want? — It depends honestly,,, My age range is from 2-7, so I’d say it does when I’m around 2-4 because I use pacis! I’m not too sure about the gear that I want though ;;

[hoofpeet]

OUPPY!!!! She’s so cute <3 What did you name her?

Pocky :]

[umemiyan]

i’m thinking of a specific version of sugar baby/house husband satoru who’s the type to sit on a floatie in the pool and stroke his dick, not caring if the stuck-up neighbors hear him. he walks around in his boxers and slippers—maybe a flimsy button-up that’s not closed or covering anything at all. he goes out and checks the mail or walks the dog with a soda in his hand and waves at people with a weird smile on his face as if they don’t know what it sounds like when he gets himself off (or when he gets you off)

he flirts with meemaws at the grocery store at 10am (if he gets up that early) because they all think he’s big and strong and handsome when he gets heavy or high items down from the shelf for them. he sits in his underwear at the computer and plays video games with foreign teenagers online.

he goes out shopping and tries on like 80 different outfits (including strange hats/skirts/dresses/etc.) and takes a bajillion photos, some of which he sends to you. catfishes creepy guys online and argues with people on reddit for fun.

he decides to paint the mailbox weird colors or work on a scrapbook he plans to give you one day. doordashes ice cream and laundry detergent because he forgot to get some at the store (and he was craving sweets). he lets the neighbor girls play with his hair and put makeup on him before someone sees and says “don’t play with that man, he’s weird,” but he would never do anything to them. burns a batch of cookies because his foreign online gaming bff braxton from california said he needed him for a last-minute raid.

he puts on a random dress from the closet and dances weirdly around the house to loud music while he cleans up the mess he mostly made. stands in the middle of the living room and rubs one out to a photo of you because he just had the sudden urge (and now he has another mess to clean up). has to set a timer to make sure to start thawing the chicken early for dinner because he started a new drama show and keeps forgetting, and you’re starving when you come home.

does any of that on a given day but when you ask him what he does while you’re at work he just says:

[taurosrider13]

A few tips from a fellow Audhd who just moved into college for the first time (these won’t work for everyone but they’ve helped me)

- Put your medication in those weekly box things old people use, does wonders to help you remember if the meds have been taken or what day you will run out

- Put doodles on your calendar/planner that match the event. Adding a little doodle helps me remember to actually put things down because it makes it fun

- Painters tape and sharpies do WONDERS to help organize things, they may not hold posters up that well but they sure are good at marking cabinets

- Don’t sit in your bed when you have break time, you will have a hard time getting out. If your dorm has a common area with a couch/chairs sit there or sit outside and enjoy the fresh air

- Use what I like to call “the summer camp rule” in the dining hall. You gotta drink one full glass of water before you get your “fun drink” like coffee or soda. (This was the rule at my summer camp and it did wonders usually I just wanted more water afterwards and didn’t even get the fun drink)

-Back to the painters tape MARK YOUR KEYS. Use some tape and pen to label what key goes where and some extra info on them (dorm room, mailbox number etc)

Will update if I learn any more tricks

[alittlebitofloveliness]

saw we were sharing curtis bros stuff so i figured i’d join in on the fluff haha

When Darry was twelve and Pony was six he was pushing Pony on the swings and Pony kept asking him to “Push me higher Darry!” and he would….until Pony flipped over the top of the swingset and landed on his face. Darry was FREAKING out and was like “Pony?! Pony are you alright?!” and Pony sits up with this gigantic smile (which is now missing one of his front teeth) and was just going “Again, again!”

Pony learned guitar from his dad and Darry learned piano from his mom. Post book Darry teaches Pony piano and Pony teaches Darry guitar. It’s a binding activity they share

Pony sings in the shower. One time Soda heard and he started singing along and Pony screamed at the top of his lungs and pelted Soda with a hairbrush

Whenever Darry or Soda gets a hefty paycheck they go to this steakhouse place that lets you eat however much you want as a way to celebrate

Soda was real mad when Pony was born because he wasnt an actual pony and Soda told all his friends he was having a pony as a baby brother (he asked if they could recycle Pony

One time while cleaning the attic the Curtises found old tapes and photo books of them as babies and kids and they spend the rest of the day watching the videos and looking at old pictures abd bringing up old memories (tears were shed but they won’t admit it)

Darry is the only one allowed to tickle Pony out of bed because one time Soda did it (it’s a process, he starts with somewhere Pony isn’t too ticklish and they escalate) but Soda went STRAIGHT for Pony’s ribs and Pony laughed so hard he threw up

Hope these are good lol

HI! I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!!!

To add a few:

Ponyboy definitely learned to walk late because he was the youngest and had two doting parents and two adoring older brothers + the rest of the gang so he spent the first two years of his life being carried EVERYWHERE so he didn't feel the need to walk

Soda plays the 'drums'- basically just taps on the furniture and annoys Pony and Darry- when they're practicing piano and guitar respectively, and they have literally chased him out of the house because of it

All three Curtis brothers tilt their heads slightly when they're confused. Sometimes it makes two-bit snicker because he'll say something odd while they're all on the couch and they look kind of cartoonish when they do it in unison

Darry likes nice cologne (as nice as they can afford anyway) and guards his small collection VICIOUSLY

Soda and Steve always make really lewd jokes around Ponyboy because they think its funny how red he gets

Two-bit sometimes swaps out Darry's morning newspaper with nudie mags whenever he sees it on the porch or in the mailbox and Darry is convinced it's Steve and Soda who are doing it, no matter how much they protest. Two-bit gleefully watches the chaos and keeps his mouth shut

Thanks for the ask xx

[alaskan-wallflower]

imagine if for whatever reason, steve was snooping through the curtises mailbox (because sometimes they get magazines and stuff that he likes so he just looks for it) and he was the one who found sandy’s letter to soda and immediately he just got the worst gut feeling in the world as he took it out, knowing soda would read it sooner or later, but he wanted to be there for him when he did. so a few days go by and steve really can’t figure out a good day to tell him because all this time he’s double worried about pony, but he drops it while they’re at work and soda’s like “huh, that’s weird, why was my best friend hiding a letter from my girlfriend from me?” so naturally he gets a bit miffed, like “why the hell would you hide this from me?” and they get into a pretty big fight about it before soda just reads the letter and as he does, the frustration towards steve immediately melts into straight up stinging pain as he reads on. it’s like a train wreck, he can’t look away, no matter how much he wants to. steve at this point (who isn’t great with emotions) just offers soda a hug, and soda just takes it and starts absolutely bawling, maybe even punching steve’s chest because god damnit he wishes he was blissfully unaware again.

i dunno. i like soda angst.