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Ponyboy what do you mean Darry and Soda tickle you awake?! I need some more info on this

well. there ain't much more time say about it!! I think dar must've started it a million years ago when we were all younger cause hes always the first one up. sometimes ma would ask him to get us up for school n I'm a real hard sleeper. I guess it was the quickest way to get me up. sometimes when I've slept passed my alarm or dar's already told me to get up a few times (but he ain't proper pissed yet) he'll still come in n tickle me til I get up. soda too. drives me crazy. but. I'll pick it to dar hollerin a thousand times to one.

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DAMN TIME MACHINE, MAKES ME SO DIZZY

ANYWAY

I AM FROM THE FUTURE

I HAVE COME TO TELL DALLAS TUCKER WINSTON THAT JOHNNY CADE DOES, IN FACT, KILL SOMEONE IN THE FUTURE

HOWEVER, IN THE FUTURE, WE HAVE VIRTUAL WAYS TO DIE IN GAMES. I SHALL NOT INFORM YOU OF HOW HE KILLS OR WHO, BUT KNOW NOT ALL IS AS IT SEEMS

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... uh. Dal? whattaya make of uh. this. (I think someone's been smokin some of tims fucked weed again.)

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Johnny what’s ur favourite thing to learn (<- not school subject)

learn? hmm I dunno. I guess right now the only thing I'm learnin is a lil guitar now n then from soda!! (n dal but he won't admit to knowin how to play) but steves also taught me some about supin up cars n two taught me the best way to get those store tags with the alarms off n dar taught me how to cook some. I dunno. I just like learnin stuff I guess

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What’s the most dangerous thing yall have done?

uh. I dunno man. I've done a lotta shit man. I get into fights n shit like every week. I hang with Tim. Jumped trains. Hit wired cars. It's kinda hard to pick one. what about you Johnnycakes. (aw. it's nothin. I don't do much) (cmon. out with it. I wanna know) (... I jumped an open drawbridge. in a stolen car. durin a drag. I guess. that kinda takes the cake for me.) (...) (what?) (nothin. nothin. just wonderin if you wanna confess to murder while you're at it.) (...well.) (SHUT UP)

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Dally don't blame Johnny it was toooootally Steve's idea. That's why he snuck out

.... I don't believe that. (oh no. they're right. all Steve man. you shoulda seen how fast he beat it outta here to the DX) (...you swear to god?) (on my mothers) (...I'm gonna fuckin kill that guy)

(if Steve sees this somehow. uh. my bad man. also thanks for coverin. you're a real one -JC)

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Boiled koolaid?

oh hell yeah!! (FUCK no) (aw dal why not) (have you fuckin DRANK it before?) (yeah?) (... there's somethin wrong with with you Johnny Cade)

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Hey, Johnnycake, has Dal woken up yet? How'd he react to his new pink hair?

uh. well? (Which one of you gave him that fuckin idea I'm gonna kill you. with my bare fuckin hands. I swear to god) (uh dal?) (you hush you're next.) (mhm hmm whatever you say dal)

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johnny don’t tell dallas (or my boyfriend) but, if i ever see him again, i don’t know if i can stay away from him

I won't tell nobody. Your secrets good with me. But. Damn. I dunno. Maybe that's for the best, ya dig?

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what color are u going with??

well. uh. I WENT with red. cause I figure we bad the most of it. but it turned out kinda. pink. ish. man I hope that washes out.

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Food coloring mixed in with conditioner! It may not work tho bc I don't know if dally ever washes his hair

.... yall are a bad influence. but that cough syrup REALLY got his ass... n I didn't skip just to be bored all day.... welp. food dye n conditioner is a start!!

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If twobit has a stash of stolen stuff there's probably hair dye for the hell of if

... y'all really are tryin to get me killed huh... look maybe MAYBE. but I don't wanna fuck up his hair for like EVER. is there maybe like. I dunno. somethin that'll wash out??

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But you could make dallys hair pink...just make sure he's sleeping n boom, he's a pretty princess

I dunno man. I'd have to go down to the corner store n swipe buy color... n dal might actually kill me. like no joke. pony'd come home n dallas would have me strung up... but... it would be awful funny...

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johnny, can you tell dallas to stay away from me? (my boyfriend doesn’t like him much.)

Cherry? Aw hell. Yeah. I could do that I guess. Dal really ain't that bad. But yeah. Sure. I guess. (Also Cherry? 'Tween you n me. I ain't doin this for fuckin Bob. He can go to hell. But for you? I guess. Sure.)

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You should dye Dals hair a silly color

aw. naw. that'd be mean.... n it's such a shame... dal's knocked right now... what with the cough syrup n all... naw... I wouldn't...

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so you ain't gonna say nothin!! ay ay ma'am!! we will (STEVE HEY WERE IN THE CLEAR WHOOWEE)

DARRYYYYYYY

soda n steve are going drag racing at 11:30 😇

HEY WOAH MAN WHATS THE BIG DEAL (man remind me not to tell none of yall ANYTHIN) (he won't be back til after work man n we gotta run to the dx. do NOT rat us out man. man to man. we'll be safe. swear to god) (we ain't gotta promise yall nothin-) (PROMISE THE MAILBOX STEVE) (if ya don't want dar to kill us BOTH) (Fine. I promise)

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How did the whole Pony being called "Baby" and "Honey" thing happen? When did it start, was it before the passing or after? If you don't mind me asking

naw don't bug me!! I dunno. I guess the curtis' have always been like that!! dar calls most of us 'hon' or 'kiddo' on top of nicknames n stuff!! soda's the same way!! he calls pony ponykid n baby sometimes (mostly only when Pone's upset tho) n I bet if pony had anyone younger then him he'd do the same I think they just picked that up from Mr n Mrs C I guess!!

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hey yall!! curtis gang update!! or I guess not really. kinda just a me n dal update I guess (get on with it johnnycake) (don't rush me my markers drying out) dal's still sick (serves him right) (HEY) n I'm skippin today so if you have any questions for me n dal we'll be here all day!! talk to yall soon!!