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I needa know whats Pony’s favorite thing to draw

when i aint drawin the gang (or blackmail) or blackmail yeah I like to draw memories mostly!! I've probably drawn our parents weddin photos a thousand times. or there was a brief time where SOMEONE (...) stole a Polaroid n we got a whole buncha pictures from it (I'll even put a drawin of one soda took of me n dar in the envelope. but. well. I was gonna make you swear not to show anyone but NONE of yall can keep a secret)

(ps he was standin on the chair to get this n SECONDS after he took it he fell STRAIGHT on us)

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WAIT what's dallys taste??

oh. ya know. he like em a little crazy. too much like him for his own good. rap sheet long enough to make him jealous. neither of em can decide whether they're punchin up or punchin down- (SODA. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN AT THE MAILBOX. IF THAT SHITS ABOUT ME-) (GOTTA GO!!!)

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are we sure that pony is smart because..it's quite obvious curly likes him back

ok. one. ouch. that was rude. n two how the hell would YOU know (I dunno pone. maybe they have eyes) (shut UP)

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Is dally like.. okay?

NO. I'm fuckin DYIN man. at this rate they're gonna have me in the GROUND by Monday (hes literally fine) (don't speak for me Randle) (I had the same fuckin bug last week. your immune system just weak as hell) (immune system maybe but my right hook sure ain't SAY THAT AGAIN)

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Now I’m invested does any other of the Curtis have a crush?

what? ya askin about ol dar? the only crush darrys got is on crushin our good time HA (Well maybe if yalls idea of havin a good time wasn't criminal, fool headed, or gonna end one of yall in the hospital I'd be more 'fun')

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Soda you and Steve are dating right?

... I feel like if I say yes I'm gonna. what's that word pony uses? pursue? naw. uh. shit. what was it. he uses it when Darry asks him what the hell he's been up to n pony knows if he keeps talkin he's gonna shoot himself in the foot (perjure?) YEAH. that. but. between you n me? hehe. yeah. (SODA. SECRET. SODA)

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We know Ponyboy likes Curly, but the real question, does Curly like him back? And is there going to be a rumble ‘cause the baby brothers of the Shepherds and Curtis’ are sweet on each other?

Naw. I don't think so. curly ain't fit to be tied I don't think he likes me back or nothin. but it's fine. whatever.

(🤨) (don't make that face at me dar. what) (Oh nothin. Nothin.) (DARRYYY) (Oh hush. Kid I dunno how you manage. I dunno WHAT you do with all them brains in your head.)

(also a RUMBLE? man you're crazy. ol tim would probably throw a party cause now curly is as much darrys problem as Tim's) (how'd ya reckon that?) (all I'm sayin is enjoy the peace n quiet cause I have a feelin were gonna be seein a lot more a curly shepard)

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whats sodas taste in men??

oh I got the best taste in men. real rugged... funny... good with cars... big on racin... I dunno what ol dallys on about. my taste is better then HIS HA

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you should..like..tell curly!!😉

naw. I dunno if he like. I dunno. I don't wanna fuck anythin up. it's FINE. there's no way he likes me back. it's whatever. I'll get over it.

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DALLAS! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PONY HAVIN A CRUSH ON LITTLE SHEPARD? YES I AM TALKING ABOUT CURLY.

PONY SHUT UP AND LET US ASK DAL THIS

CURLY? Naw. ain't no way man. we're talkin about CURLY SHEPARD? Ponyboy man. I thought he had better taste than a SHEPARD. (oh look who's talkin) (oh shut up soda I'm dyin of the fuckin plague) (you got a stomach bug dal) (same difference) (uh huh) (oh don't make me bring YOUR taste in men into this)

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DARRY PONYBOY HAS A CRUSH ON CURLY SHEPHERD

PONY. I dont know WHAT the devil has gotten into you tonight. Just let me reas my damn mail!

DAR NOOO. YOU CANT. PLEASEEE.

Pone. It cannot be that bad. Lemme see here. Hmm? Oh. Well yeah.

...well yeah? that's all you gotta say??

Kid. I love ya somethin fierce. I really do. You ain't exactly subtle.

Wait that's it? Oh Pone I've know about that for YEARS

HUH?? I ain't even KNOWN I liked him for years. what the hell!!

yeah maybe YOU didn't know. but WE sure did. HA.

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Pony your secrets safe with me :)

WHAT SECRET. Wait i got a feelin its somethin juicy.

STEVE GIVE THAT SHIT BACK.

oh NO way. tell me the secret huh kid. i wanna know.

AINT YOU KNOW OPENIN SOMEONE ELSES MAIL IS A FEDERAL CRIME.

uh huh. n were all SO law abidin over here

WAIT. DOES SOMEONE GOT A SECRET?

NO. NO ONES GOT A SECRET YALL ARE SO FUCKIN NOSY.

oh pone's got a secret alright n im DYIN to know. cmon. out with it.

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DARRY YOUR BROTHER HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU !

Oh shit this ones for dar. lemme take it in to him.

Pony I dunno WHATS gotten into you. Sittdown. Now what's this about. Got somethin' to tell me huh? Oh? What would that be Pone?

NOTHIN. actually i take it back. i got somethin to tell ya. TUSLA'S FULLA LYIN RATS.

...Why do I feel like I'm missin somethin here.

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What are all you guys favorite colors?

Your secret is safe with my pony

Huh? Sorry Pony's gettin reamed out by dar at the moment so I'm answerin!! I think I know everyone's!! I like red 'n so does dal. Darry's favorite color is dark green. Soda's is orange. Steve likes both green n blue. Johnny likes yellow n pink. pony's favorite is some made-up fancy stuff like 'wine' or 'burgundy' (anyways. hey pone's secret is also safe with me. you should tell me.)

(TWO GET AWAY FROM THAT GODDAMN MAILBOX)

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DARREL CURTIS YOUR BROTHER HAS A CRUSH ON CURLY SHEPHERD

IM EATIN THIS FUCKIN NOTE. YALL AINT GETTIN SHIT BY ON ME.

(Pony get in here. It's bedtime kiddo)

YALL. PLEASE. ILL DO ANYTHIN. LOOK. I GOTTA GO INSIDE. PLEASE. PLEASE. GUYS. ANYTHIN.

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IM TELLING DARRYYYY

NO YOU AINT. STOPP. GUYS. PLEASE. LOOK. PLEASE. IM BEGGIN. WHAT DO YOU WANT. PLEASE DO NOT TELL DARRY.

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ISNT CURLY LIKE A BAD INFLUENCE??

CURLY AINT A BAD INFLUENCE. I am PLENTY capable of comin up with my OWN bad ideas thank ya VERY much.