#so yes potatoes.
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much lighter headcanon for the blackscales:
Like the Yiga Clan and the Shiekah of Kakariko, they too have a favorite food. The Yigas love their bananas, and the Kakariko Shiekah love their various vegetables (carrots and pumpkins.).
The Blackscales like potatoes. They're a very hardy root vegetable with loads of good things packed in, and kept their ancestors in Sableflame alive for an untold number of years. Of course, they're a bit hard for a group of criminals on the run to come by, but it's always a treat when they can come by them.
#This is absolutely a reference to the Irish#I personally get nauseous when I eat potatoes#odd considering I have irish blood in me#w/e#the blackscales however are not me#so yes potatoes.#Blackscales#Lambda#Raithyon#Reownha#headcanons
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event filler is my favorite, because sometimes it's characters walking around for three hours reciting wikipedia entries about local dishes, and sometimes it's pillow fights and Leona getting mad at everyone for trying to call shotgun.
(also lore dumps)
#art#long post#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tamashina mina#if you chose to tell kalim and lilia to be quiet instead of joining in then we are incompatible on a fundamental level#anyway yeah#something something they bump the sprites up because otherwise we couldn't see cheka's face yes i know but for some reason#it feels weirder with him than it does with grim#my brain will accept grim just kind of floating in midair#it wants to put cheka on a stepstool#hey so for next event can everyone just wear shapeless unadorned potato sacks please#throw me a bone here twst
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haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by
#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#betty grof#petrigrof#fan art#fanart#art#digital art#my art#just a lil something something i did for fun#adventure time has always been the show that makes me want to draw (i have SO many AT drawings from 2015 it's ridiculous)#but now I'm coming back to that ye olde passion with new digital art skills and many more evil tragic thoughts (thank you fionna and cake🙏)#i couldn't get the thought about them haunting and be haunted by the narrative out of my head so I had to make some art for it#the caption for this was almost: so who wears the haunted by the narrative in the relationship?#they take turns of course because damn these guys really do be having that tragic romance huh. hot potato cursed existence#never quite on the same wavelength. always out of reach. their love the very thing that dooms them to be apart. a love defined by absences#like two ships in the night passing each other by. except they keep trying to seek the other out. and so end up going in circles#the tragic dance of madness and sadness. lead on and i shall follow. ....so anyway...these two amiright?#/might/ have to write something at some point...maybe...#because like... ghosts are my thing. and these two...well. even when they aren't haunting the narrative they are still ghosts#never let themselves live in the present and okay I'm going to stop now. enjoy the art byeeeee#...AND they'll never be at peace because they'll always be reaching for a version of each other that no longer exists and—#(i am dragged kicking and screaming from the room before i can devolve into a full blown meta)
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uhhh... hi?
Macaque and wukong ft. Sweet potatoes and Tripitaka
1st attmpt
2nd attmpt
maybe 3rd time's a charm?
uhhh... yeah that does not work
BONUS LMAO
tripitaka was not impressed
Spared!Macaque AU: @ask-thesparedau ___
Okay question: Is it okay for me to tag you or like you want me to @/ask-thesparedau <--- do this instead?
#jttw#apparently you can eat these things raw#those are sweet popatoes btw#kamote = sweet potatoes#i forgot to change it#I dont know what colour to choose#so why not both#macaque#jttw macaque#jttw monkey king#sun wukong#six eared macaque#jttw tripitaka#jttw fanart#ig??? idk#cz_fanart#my_art#this is me coping#yes yes#My dearest apologies#i've gotten used to the whole UT thing#tagging the au creator n stuff#jttw wukong#journey to the west#jttw tang sanzang
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Tomarry AU time travel but with a twist
— where Tom and Harry are best friends but Harry ends up falling for Tom — and Tom? He rejects him. Because Tom isn't ready. Because he thinks relationships are a waste of time — and believes what he and Harry has is better. And, Harry? Though hurt, accepts his answer. Though there is some residual awkwardness — they go back to being friends.
But— now, Tom is more aware of Harry. Now, that he knows Harry is okay with having a romantic relationship with him, he starts noticing things that he hasn't before. He starts thinking about Harry more than he did before (which basically means he thought about him every second now, back then it was one thought per ten seconds but anyways—) and having realizations about himself that he has been ignoring before due to always thinking about the future. After all he is a busy man with a grand plan — he was just too busy to have time for something mundane like introspection, am I right?
Unfortunately, though before Tom could do something about his emotions derailing his plans — Harry dies. For him. To save him
Tom being Tom, through his all consuming grief and regrets — breaks time conventions to save Harry and ends up travelling back on the day Harry came to Hogwarts. And as Tom tries to make amends for his mistakes by trying to befriend Harry, who is the new transfer student earlier than before, he realizes how strange Harry used to be.
How he would act skittish around Tom or glare at him with so much hatred that would make him stumble. Because Harry never did that, or did he? That didn't matter though, because Tom would win him over anyways — because he is the one whom Harry loves loved. So, he is one who would end up winning him anyways — not Black or Longbottom for that matter.
So this au is basically time travelling harry and time travelling tom but both of them from different points of time, trying to do their best — trying to save the world (for Tom, it's Harry and is that my way of implying Harry was his world? Yes.)
#time travelling tomarry#both of them bring time traveller#being*#but with a twist LMAOOOOO#so basically Harry's trying to save the world#while being dumbfounded because why js baby Voldemort being SO NICE WITH HIM#to him*#what does he want with#Harry#what did harry do lmao#while Tom writing down in his diary of how Harry glared at him only 12 times and ran away from him only 5 times today#and that means theyre making a progress 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#my god#misunderstandings#so MANY OF THEM#and drama#tomarry#harrymort#tom riddle#harry potter#oh yes Tom breaks Harry's past self's heart and then he dies 😭😭#my poor baby#but dw tom will make it better for harry#maybe harry will even get his memories back after they destroy the whole fucking timeline and slams it back together#into a pile of mashed potatoe
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I'm obsessed with the idea of Mo Xuanyu living but the story has not changed that much with him living.
Like, Mo Xuanyu does the soul sacrifice ritual and instead of his body being taken over by Wei Wuxian, it brings him back in his old body and Mo Xuanyu qi deviates on the spot instead. Instead of dying, he turns into a toddler and loses all of his memories.
Before Wei Wuxian can start his second life taking care of a toddler, Nie Huaisang comes in and yoinks Mo Xuanyu cuz can't have him throw a wrench in his plans. So while Wei Wuxian goes off to solve the mystery of the arm, fall in love with Lan Wangji, and live his second life the best way he can, Nie Huaisang is mostly at home taking care of a toddler and trying not to get too attached.
Bonus:
After the main plot, Jiang Cheng goes to the Unclean Realm to confront Nie Huaisang about the whole everything where he discovers that Mo Xuanyu is alive. He also discovers that Nie Huaisang is not that great at parenting and sort of shoves his way to show Huaisang the proper ways of taking care of a toddler. It helps that Mo Xuanyu is cute and small and reminds Jiang Cheng of Jin Ling when he was a toddler.
#yes this is my second post about mxy living#what can i say i like him#*picks mxy up like a potato* i just think he's neat#also before ppl point out that wouldn't ppl just recognize wwx#yes they do but not the general public since they think he's an ugly guy#so wwx gets away mostly scott free#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo xuanyu#wei wuxian#nie huaisang#jiang cheng#sangcheng#mo dao zu shi#lan wangji
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Truth and revenge is best served cold.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#xue yang#song lan#This comic was another 'almost cut' one but I previously cut out xue yang bartering (threatening) for potatoes so I felt it was justified#episode 2 is so sad and miserable. I am going to do my best by making it a little funny.#Xue yang really committed fully to this new life of his! Don't threated him by trying to ruin it!#I love how he takes the blame here too. Yes he purposefully set up events to cause a divide between them#Yes he attacked SL because it would hurt XXC the most#but hey: that only hurt because he loved SL so much (in whatever form they have)#and SL hurt XXC in turn by sending him away#Xue Yang set it up but Song Lan dealt a blow on his own#XY is still the *most* at fault here but contrasting this with how strongly he justifies his actions to XXC later is very interesting to me#also he did NOT have to villain monologue about all the stuff he made xxc do. He could have just shut up about it#but nah he needs to cause hurt because HE'S so hurt and can't make other people understand him in any other way.
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Based on a real game I used to play with my friends/cousins when we were little lol. You hold the firecracker for as long as possible before throwing it. Don't try this at home.
#art#doodle#battle priest#chinese new year#this doodle took so long because i kept not doing it whop#also it really was just an excuse to draw all of the boys in different chinese outfits#yes zeke is eating a dumpling with a fork. he doesnt know how to use chopsticks lol#marcus is not allowed to play#winner is tossup between Ren and .D#Izm is disqualified cos he held on too long and it exploded in his hand#potato style#sz#chibi
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A break away from dem angst of the previous WIP posting 😂 (sorry but not really) brain decided (instead of doing the art I'm SUPPOSED to) what if the LaDS boys were playing/in FF14, what'll be their race and jobs
#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#rafayel love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#chuddles#okay... look.... I know I have a bias for Paladin ToT#but a normal long sword in FF14 is essentially a PLD#also i mean... Xavier with capes is like...#look at Starry Witness...#I was originally going to Elezen for Zayne... but AuRa was fun for him too...#and my brain decided... to just draw AuRa Zayne until I realized it too late#oh well AuRa Zayne would be fun#ZAYNE IS DEF A SAGE#SAGE IS LIKE MEDICAL GUNDAM#ALSO ALL THE TIDBITS WITH THE ACTUAL MEDICAL TERMS IN THE SKILLS FOR SAGE#It was tough picking Rafayel's job...#was swinging between Ninja and Viper because... he's using the twin daggers and all#and then I remembered there was Pictomancer X'D#had to put him in it!#(and yes Rafayel is TOTALLY a Lalafell. Because it would be hilarious when he goes around nipping enemies in the ankles)#(also Lalafells in FF14 are SHREWD. So very sneaky lil potatoes...)#Sylus I immediately thought of Reaper#But was like wait... he likes guns and stuff... Machinist would be fun#but then I saw the Artifact gear and was like... NAH#Monk is also another one... it fits in terms of it being a brawler but not Sylus vibes ya know what i mean?#and yes... Sylus i decided way before Zayne to be an AuRa...#so now the team has two AuRas...
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#I am so 100% sincere about this#and yes I mean the crusty ones too#I’m sorry if all the little dogs you’ve ever met have been completely untrained but this genre of dog is SO SWEET & clever & full of love#and you could love them#if you would open your heart#also not to fully sound like a conspiracy theorist but I do believe a not insignificant number of ppl#dislike this type of dog explictly because they think it’s ‘girly’ or prissy or whatever#and it is in fact just misogyny#but anyway#I want a middle aged little white dog so baddd#I just want a couch potato friend#personal
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Meant to draw something more explicit but I couldn’t get through the exposition
#idk I just can’t get to the meat and potatoes without some emotional connection LMAO#someone sedate me FR though I’m running out of fics#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#everlark fanart#thg fanart#thg books#thg#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#mockingjay#catching fire#technically this is post MJ#I’d like to think that they spend a lot of time keeping themselves busy and also doing as little as possible#so this is one night where their insomnia is keeping them awake and they’re back at the point they can talk again#also yes I’m trying to draw peeta thick he grew up on straight carbs
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Anyway, today’s RariTwi thought:
In a humanized setting, pinkie gave them matching shirts that have an awful pun and neither wanted to wear the awful pun one
They settled it over a game of chess, which somehow Twilight lost, so she had no choice but to wear the silly shirt
Anyway, imagine if you will, a delighted Rarity wearing a shirt that says “she’s my sweet potato” and a flustered Twilight wearing a shirt that says “yes I yam”
#RariTwi#rarity starts calling twilight her sweet potato as a joke but#she says it so much it sticks#they’re at a fancy gala and rarity says it without thinking#and all these hoity nobles are AGHAST at rarity using something so COMMON as a nickname like that#rarity is standing there horrified#and then twilight who is such a good girlfriend says ‘yes I yam’#and then the nobles are horrified at both of them but rarity and twilight spend the rest of the night being goofs in love
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I don’t know if I think season 4 is as good as 1 and 2 so far, but it’s such a relief to have a season where Mabel doesn’t have a one-off love interest.
Like, by the time we got to Tobert it felt so obvious that both him and his relationship to Mabel wasn’t going to last more than one season, and since he had so little to do with the events of season 3 otherwise I stopped seeing the point in caring about his character. Just like Alice in season 2, and almost Oscar in season 1 who was set up to last so much longer only to be completely written out in the start of season 2. It’s not like romance is everything (certainly not in a crime comedy show) but since Mabel’s love life has had so much screen time it got to the point where I felt the whole show got weaker because of its half-assed portrayal of it. «Either invest properly in a love interest, make them the killer again or just go at least a season without one» is what I thought when I started the new season. 5 episodes in it seems like they’re doing the third and I’ve got to say I’m relieved.
#am I annoyed that they keep underutilizing important early season characters#like Will Putnam and Theo Dimas?#oh yes#is there possibly a theobel biased part of me that wishes they explored that dynamic for more than one episode a season? possibly#but it’s also just so nice to get to focus on Mabel’s growing pains#and seeing more of how much Sazz and Charles meant to each other#instead of setting up a love interest that they don’t bother to keep for more than one season#only murders in the building#omitb#the potato rants#omitb spoilers#omitb meta#omitb discourse
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@batfambrainrotbeloved and I in our DMs just going
Angst?
Angst!
Angst angst!!
Angsty angst!
Angsty angst with some angst on top!
Back and forth as we plan out exactly how much Sunny is going to break the boy
#yes that is the exact translation of our DMs#we just keep passing the angst braincell back and forth like a hot potato so we can work together to make it worse
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#one thing i want to say#that i cannot say out loud#so i will whisper it quietly to myself here#every time someone comments on how well my son talks#or how he knows so many words#or how he is a chatter box#and how it’s so surprising for his age#I always say oh yeah he just really likes to read#but what i want to say is that#i did this#i sat down with him when he didn’t know what a book was and read to him#and we went through picture books and i pointed out pictures to him and said the words slowly#and i read him little stories off my phone when he was basically a potato and didn’t understand a thing i was saying#and i got down at eye level and showed him what shape my mouth is when i say certain words#and i repeated myself a billion times#and it’s now to the point where we read at least 4 books a night#and he has his favorites and he picks them out every night to be read to him#and I’ve spent many many nights reading one book over and over again 12 times in a row#I’m extremely proud of him but I’m extremely proud of myself because I didn’t have to do any of that#but I knew it would help him in the long run#and seeing him so chatty and excited to read means the fucking world to me#so yes#he is smart and likes reading because I fucking did this.#and the people in my life I feel forget that he is the way he is now because of my impact on him#and they don’t say it to me ever so I’ll say it to myself#I’m doing a really fucking great job with my kid
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So, I've been playing phasmophobia with a friend of mine, and "playing" is a loose term really. My controls do not work well since I don't even OWN a computer mouse (and the live ones object to being plugged in), so I'm mostly good for dying if I go into the houses much.
But what I AM good at is standing outside of the house fetching items and throwing them over the threshold for her so she doesn't have to walk to the truck. I'm also good at monitoring things inside the truck, and watching the door to alert her when the ghost is hunting if she's where she can't tell, as well as when it's over so she can come out. I can also look up stuff online if we have questions, without her having to stop paying attention to the dangerous ghosts.
And, importantly, if we load the game under my name, it doesn't matter if she dies. She doesn't lose any items, because it's my load. We can still make a guess and go home safely.
She's taken, lately, to finding random objects to hand back to me. I take screen shots when she does this, and name them things that seem logical at 10pm in the dark, but by the light of day are less so when I don't remember putting them there. These are titled "Potato Face" and "Dogframe" respectively.
#I thoroughly enjoy playing like this#and would happily play like this with others if you want to try#very low stakes and fun to have company#I'm VERY sad I can't keep my collected items#but I supposed it would just be theft#and it's not like you can get paid in potato#though that would be cool#I think if I was ghost hunting IRL I would be like#Ma'am we did manage to rid your house of the ghost but#we've trapped it in this potato#so I'm going to have to take it with me ok?#and she would be like yes that's fine#and then I would steal her potato#phasmophobia
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