#so whoops lmao
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lost and losing more each moment
losing time to find a path
#my art#original character#illustration#oc#Epoch#Act Natural Heroes!#ANH#wizard oc#wizard#fantasy#not sure i like the gauntlet design but oh well i can mess with it more later#the symbolism stuff includes one thing I said a long time ago one thing I haven't said on here yet and another thing thats actively a secre#so whoops lmao
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eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh
how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:
so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post
#I literally guessed for what the ranges should be so let’s see what the distribution is lol#I checked my blogs average and one v popular blogs average and worked from there whoops lmao#I’m a writer not a statistician ok#op
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Aelwyn is sixteen and preparing for midterms at Hudol. Uniform pressed and starched, head full of incantations and spell components. She doesn't mean to bump into Adaine and get orange juice all over her shirt but today isn't the day she's going to start showing weakness.
"You know, you really should watch we're you're going," she says archly, playing off the clumsy mistake as a purposeful jab.
Playing it off a bit too well because, the next thing she knows, Adaine is flipping her off and a bolt of queasy looking, green energy is coming towards her. Ray of Sickness. And she can't spare the spell slot for Counterspell because she needs it for her exams.
"You little bitch!" Aelwyn says once she's emptied the contents of her stomach down the front of her shirt.
"Good luck with your exams," Adaine says sweetly.
Aelwyn is eighteen and the oldest, mangiest cat she's ever seen in her life has just vomited on her shoes.
"My," she says, casting a shield spell around her ankles to stop the cat from clawing at them. "You weren't kidding. He is a little bastard, isn't he?"
The shelter volunteer looks mortified. "Oh, gods! I am so sorry. I tried to warn you--I mean, not that I'm blaming you but--"
"No, it's alright. I did ask you to show me stragglers."
The shelter worker gestures to another pen on the other side of the room. "I can show you the kittens we just got in or there are some very well behaved older cats as well if you'd--"
But Aelwyn cuts her off, scooping up the old cat--though she holds him at arm's length for now, just to be safe. "No need. I haven't changed my mind. I'll take this one." She looks at the tag on his collar. "Hector."
Aelwyn is three and, as of a month ago, no longer the youngest Abernant.
She's had baby dolls in the past but never a baby sister and this is exciting new territory. She's full of questions. When is she going to be able to walk? When is she going to be able to talk? When will she be old enough to have lembas bread instead of formula?
Her parents seem less fascinated by the new addition to the family than she is but her mother is amused when she slaps away the hand of a colleague of her father's who tried to touch Adaine before sanitizing his hands, standing between the much larger man and her sister.
"So defensive. Perhaps she'll be an abjurer."
When Aelwyn asks what that is, her mother says that it's a kind of magical protector and she likes that a lot. That sounds like a good thing to be.
At night, Adaine cries. Except, she doesn't hear it because the mobile above her crib is etched with runes that cast the Silence spell.
"But what if she gets hurt?" Aelwyn asks.
Her father brushes her off. That's what the Unseen Servants are for. But she thinks that's what an abjurer might be for too and even though she isn't one yet, that doesn't mean she can't start practicing.
So, every night, Aelwyn waits until her parents have put Adaine down for bed and then tiptoes into her room. She checks to see if Adaine is silently wailing and if she is (and even sometimes if she isn't) she presses her face between the bars of the crib and sticks her little hand over Adaine's face.
"Don't cry," she says, even though the Silence spell mutes her words as completely as the tears. "Mum said I'm an abjurer. Nothing will get you. Don't cry, baby."
Adaine grabs her hand with impressive grip strength for something so small and, within a few minutes, she's trancing peacefully.
Aelwyn is seventeen and her sister is off to save the world again. This time from a Night Yorb--whatever that is.
It feels cruel that Adaine should have to go risk her life again so soon after she just almost died--not almost died, she did die before being raised by her cleric.
She wants to come with, to help in some way. Surely she could be helpful--last quest they brought Gilear for Helio's sake!
But Adaine doesn't ask her and she can't bring herself to say the words she needs to have the conversation she wants. So, instead, she lightly whaps Adaine on the shoulder with her spellbook as she's packing for the quest.
"I know you haven't done much studying lately what with your grades being based on how many hobgoblins you kill or whatever ridiculous system Aguefort has cooked up," Adaine rolls her eyes at that, "But if you don't mind a little cram session before you leave tomorrow, I can show you how to cast Teleport like I said. Might help you stay a touch less dead on your quest."
Her tone is light but her eyes betray her: Please, please, please don't die again.
Adaine's expression softens but then she scoffs, playing her half of their game. "I don't know what a Hudol dropout who's been in jail for the past year is gonna teach me but do your best."
Aelwyn is seven and her father is cross with her.
"Really Aelwyn," he says and even though they're talking via crystal she can feel the frost of his glare. "You thought it was appropriate to call me at work for no good reason? How many times have I told you and your sister to not bother me while I'm working."
She hates the word bother. She doesn't want to be a bother. She tries very hard not to be. Maybe she just didn't explain herself well enough.
"I know, father. But Addy got really scared and panicky on the playground. She was breathing really hard and--"
Her father makes a noise of disgust. "I don't have time for this. She is in primary school now. Stop coddling her. And her name is Adaine, not Addy. Please speak properly. I'm raising you better than that."
He hangs up before she can say anything else.
Aelwyn is eighteen and most of the claw marks on her arms have healed, which is nice. On her lap asleep is Hector who has apparently decided he likes her enough to use her as a radiator but not enough to submit to medical treatment without using her arms as a scratching post.
"You little heat vampire," she says as she slides her thumb across the screen of her crystal, searching for a video that will help her out. Eventually she finds one that looks promising and she calls it up.
On the screen, a halfling is standing next to a cat who is actively shredding her sweater with its claws. "You're going to be tempted to use some kind of a shield spell when applying the ointment," says the halfling. "But cats can smell abjuration magic and they don't love it. You won't get close enough to do the job. Isn't that right my darling?"
In response, her cat hacks up a hairball.
"Darling indeed," she says under her breath.
But even laced with sarcasm, the word is sweeter against her tongue than she anticipated.
She sinks her hand into Hector's fur and scratches his back for a few moments before tentatively speaking aloud. "Sleeping well, my darling?"
Hector says nothing--he's asleep and a cat. But warmth blooms in Aelwyn's chest--more than enough to make up for what Hector is leeching from her.
Aelwyn is seventeen and her father has just given her the most horrible command she's ever received in her life--and she's counting being made to sink a ship full of people in that calculation.
She knows her father doesn't expect her to delicately extricate the knowledge he needs from Adaine's mind. He expects her to get it at all costs. To ransack and pillage the memories if necessary with no heed of the consequences on her psyche. He'd probably prefer it that way--the more broken Adaine is, the easier it will be to mold her into a version of herself that is more useful to him.
Aelwyn is usually a smooth talker and a convincing liar but now, she stumbles all over her words, babbling out a stream of deflections and pleas as her heart squeezes tighter and tighter in her chest until she can't hold back the truth that she's been suppressing for years anymore.
"Adaine's just…she's a baby."
Aelwyn is eighteen and her apartment is full of cats.
She's always thought that the phrase, "One thing led to another" was a bit of a cop out--clearly there were key steps between point A and point B being glossed over--but in this case, there is truly no better way for her to articulate how she went from zero cats to ten cats in such a short amount of time.
She's sure that if she was still living with Jawbone, he'd have something to say about it but that's exactly why she isn't currently living with Jawbone.
She portions out food for all of the cats, saving Hector for last because he likes to eat curled up next to her.
"My darling baby boy," she says, lifting him onto the couch with her because the jump up is a bit much for him and his old bones. She kisses him on the top of the head and then pulls out her crystal. She scrolls mindlessly for a bit before checking her messages despite the fact that there's conspicuously no notifications.
Not that she has many people to expect texts from but she hasn't heard from Adaine in a few weeks and it's unsettling. When they weren't getting along, they were still living under the same roof. She was able to keep tabs on her, more or less. Now, they're closer than they've been in ages but barely talking.
I'm the older sister, I suppose, Aelwyn thinks. I should take the initiative.
She pets Hector with one hand and drafts a message with another: Are you alive, bitch?
She's about to press send but then she frowns and deletes the draft. After a few moments of thought, she taps out a new message: Can't believe I'm gonna say this. Miss my little sister. Everything all right?
Aelwyn is seventeen--though she doesn't feel like it.
Her mind is telling her that she's sixteen and that she was just been broken out of a jail cell in Solace but Adaine is telling her that she's just been broken out of an entirely different prison after being tortured for months even though she doesn't remember any of that.
But her body feels frail and Adaine says she's been in her mind which means she must have used the hard reset.
She's suddenly feeling very vulnerable--not because of the disorientation or the of the levels of exhaustion she can feel weighing on her like leaden chains. No, it's because of the fact that Adaine using the reset means that she must have read the treacle-y note that she left there for her to find.
It was just an insurance policy, she tells herself. There was wisdom to buttering up your savior to make sure she'd do what you needed her to do.
She manages to mostly believe it. But the small, truthful part of herself that knows how deeply she meant the words is so uncomfortable that she antagonizes Adaine until she's annoyed enough to hit her with a spell, sending her into blissful unconsciousness.
Aelwyn is nineteen and she's going to kill her mother.
Well, not alone of course. Adaine deserves the kill at least as much as she does if not more. It'll be a group effort.
It's a strange mix--the cold fury at her mother mixed with the warmth she feels for her sister, sitting across the table from her. She summons a flame to her palm, a preview of what their mother has waiting for her. She watches Adaine's eyes harden with resolve and she sees the face of her baby sister, left to wail alone silently for hours, soothed by her presence. "Let's get her."
"Yes, my dear," she says, the endearment coming freely as if this has always been their dynamic. "We'll get her."
But there will be time for that later. Right now, it's time for ice cream and seeing Adaine so content in such a simple pleasure causes the warmth in her to surge so suddenly that it would be startling if it wasn't so pleasant. The urge to voice it is so powerful that she doesn't know that would have been able to stop it at any point in life, let alone now.
"I hope we get to eat ice cream and cast magic forever," she says, words that would have been impossible for her to say one short year ago and impossible not to say now.
And, to her delight, Adaine agrees.
#fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20#d20#spoilers#aelwyn abernant#adaine abernant#i wrote this for two reasons#the first reason is that I'm obsessed w/ how verbally affectionate aelwyn became in jy and I wanted to explore that#the second is that tumblr user catartac wanted more cats in a previous meta/fic I wrote about aelwyn and she was so valid#it didn't fit in the last one so I put it here#i watched a video about how much vocabulary three years olds have for this lol#abernant sisters#edit: i tweaked a bit in the last section bc i was reminded during clip watching today that it's actually aelwyn who summons a fireball#in the middle of basrar's lmao#whoops#honestly should have remembered#aelwyn is nice now but she's still a drama queen
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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petra. thank you for coming to my ted talk
#HELLOOOO MCSM COMMUNITY!!!#have gotten SUPER back into story mode after almost a decade#and back when I was first into it I couldn’t draw the characters for the life of me so#WE ARE SO BACK#I have another blog on here for my DR/saiibo art if anyone happens to recognize my style from that LMAO#i just Like organizing my fixations onto different accounts. I’m simply silly#anyways they cooked so hard with Petra’s armor design in season two. it being a reflection of her character is so. anyways I’m normal#mcsm petra#petra mcsm#mcsm#mcsm fanart#mcsm art#minecraft#minecraft story mode#minecraft art#minecraft fanart#i got no clue how to tag this series whoops
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oh.....old married spones...... the old men yaoi ever
#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spones#spones fanart#bones x spock#spock#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard bones mccoy#i just think it's funny that the one other time i painted them it was basically also this exact palette lmao#it's the Quiet Moments™ palette in my head....#and spones is so fair (the amazing devil) core btw#tried to do a bonus comic but gave up whoops.... im eepy#kthxbaiiii#dust medibang paints
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Alien child and dad.
#red vs blue#rvb#art#artists of tumblr#rvb art#halo#red vs blue art#my art#digital art#whoops#realizing i may have accidentally left the desaturation on#oh well 😩#thats gonna bother me forever now lol#rvb tucker#red vs blue tucker#rvb junior#red vs blue junior#i will never decide what hair style to give tucker so hes a stylist now lmao
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I’m like 5 seconds away from falling asleep but kitty-kitty practice + hasty comic ✌️
#nottsketches#my hero academia#mha#boku no hero academia#bnha#izuku midoriya#mha deku#deku#katsuki bakugo#mha bakugo#bakudeku#bkdk#idk man I really like this cat I made up#I actually made this while taking a break from making another comic#whoops#anyway I’m getting lightheaded so its 100% time for sleep lmao#mapo
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Hermes w his other sacred animals- ram, tortoise, snake, and hawk:)
#epic the musical#Hermes#Gna need names for all of em now#✨️what am i doing✨️#I can't take anything seriously so I'm just ignoring canon lmao#And also I just rlly like doodling Hermes heh#Doodle#greek mythology#I forgot to give the ram horns whoops guess it's a sheep:/
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Now that I've got a little collection... Here are the full banner artworks for chapters 3, 4, 5, & 6 of my Steter fanfic, Mutiny of the Hardest Order. :D
#steter#stiles stilinski#peter hale#steter art#steter fanart#teen wolf#art korner#shown: my ass still trying to figure out how tf to draw peter lmao#also whoops @ stiles looking so angry in all of them fkd;a#tbf he has a rough time of it early on#also also!!! i reached 200 kudos today!!!#that's very exciting :D
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Victors.
Based off an illustration by Joseph Michael Linsner, this is a redraw @sroloc--elbisivni commissioned for their friend @kithnkin!
#leosagi#usagi yojimbo#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#krang dog#rip to the giant krang dog right there#miyamoto usagi#usagi miyamoto#rise usagi#rottmnt usagi#they’re both in their late twenties/early thirties here#pizzazz art#i worked So hard on getting the clothing folds and muscle anatomy just right. it was tough but i think it came out well!#i was supposed to redesign leo’s robot arm but whoops i need to get better at prosthetics#it’s fine you can tell this is a different timeline than the movie#anyway happy easter lmao#hamato leonardo
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*dies*
Sans comfort page
#heed his words of comfort!!#I was feeling kinda off yesterday#so I mellowed it out with simp art lmao#i didn’t really clean it up or take care of proportions- hope it still looks alright#sans#undertale#sans x you#first thing I actually post after two weeks lol#whoops#silly art#explodes
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i'm tired and i'm done looking at these lmao
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#oakworthy#normal oak swallows garcia#hermie the unworthy#tw: gore#tw: blood#this is the closest i've gotten to drawing them kissing and hermie literally has norm's heart in his hand lol#i've had these for like over a week but i did get sucked back into bg3 for a bit so whoops if i don't post now i never will#my artwork#shout out to my tarot deck for the inspo lmao#dndads spoilers
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Mini apology doodle since I didn’t post yesterday 😔🥄🥄
#And the other days LMAO#Yesterday was a important day tho so fairly justified#I’m still am gunna hopefully post today later but I need to rEST wOWIE#Also he had glasses on but they looked weird colored so now he’s blind smhh#I still don’t know how to color I was winging it the whole time whoops#Don’t be like me gamers 👍🥄#Anyway emo home KDHDHDHDHJS#welcome home#welcome home home#and a liddol mini bat Wally#Home’s beloved minuscule son lmAO
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smth for @remedyturtles new fic firefight! the twins ever <3 i'm sure they're fine
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise donnie#rise leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#HOW MANY TAGS GO IN SEARCH AGAIN. IDK IF ITS STILL FIVE OR NOT. LMAO#my art#anyway read firefight it has had a grip on my soul for the past. uh. hwoever long ago it was that rem came up w the idea#at least a month i think. idk im so bad at time WHEEZE#anwyay words cannot express how fucking excited i am for this fic you guysfjklah;fkldsjlf#ALSO PROUD THAT I REMEMBERED TO GIVE THEM THE CORRECT GEAR THIS TIME LMAO#i forget half the time </3 thats why cmh gang is stuck w their old gear forever and ever whoops
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POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom
#these goobers live in my head rent free#stupid little jesters I love them so much#squeezable little guys#DJ music man sweep#he’s so big lmao#wonder if he’s ever accidentally stepped on the DCA#They would make a little whoops cushion sound#sun and moon but it’s sibling dynamic#sun and moon but it’s them trying to murder each other#sun and moon except they’re actually really good friends and are psychically connected#front facing monty moment#front facing monty feels so illegal#*slaps sun* this thing can hold so much ANXIETY#moon when he wants you to sleep lolol#rotate#putting him in the microwave#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#microwave noises#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf fandom#dj music man#fnaf daycare attendant
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