#so violently

[thesharktist]

"Statement of Vanessa Shelly regarding the strange occurrences at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Statement taken from subject on ##########. Statement begins."

[receivingtransmission]

ya know that clip where a trans girl is interviewing people on the street (in new york i think??) and a religious lady walks up and is like "can i pray for you" and the girl is like "uhm sure" and then the lady proceeds to give her a blessing that she's able to stay safe while educating people about love and being true to themselves. yeah no i'm crying too.

[gremlin-angel]

girl who gets insane any time they get attention

[skecherss]

@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[donothello]

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and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[kokiyoh]

Jayvik trash

[pollopom]

i bring you more domestic MegOP. featuring daughter

[wolfienation]

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Vanessas and Mikes if they met sooner in FNAF..

[xitsensunmoon]

"Old habits die hard"

[mayflywrites]

by the way

“why not?” ismail, who is yet to come out as trans to fran because he can’t deal with being seen as any different in his eyes.

“i wish you were a girl.” francis, who can’t handle the thought of loving a boy in the way he should love a girl.

[melouthechalk]

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Double-heated sillies by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

Original <- here if someone needs it :3