#so uhm i need to make a tag for this

[babygirl-isbad]

Soo. Something I don't usually post but I just have to get this out of my system so here's some recent tea omfg

This guys shoulder's are so- SCRUMPTIOUS OMFG. CAN I GO FERAL OVER THEM?????? HOLY FUCKKK

but fr fr this guy's chest and shoulder's are just goddammn. Sir wore a button-up(please i love button up shirts and a tie omfg) AND not only that but comes and rolls his sleeves up ??? THE BICEPS AND TRICEPS ARE VISIBLE HEELLLOOOO??? The moment I see this guy's shoulders and I'm like, BOOM, there goes my shame, my decency and the code of academic and medical ethics up in the flame. help.

ok guys, the tea now.

This guy legit wore this indigo blue shirt, and then rolls the sleeves up, looks at me, SMILES, and then proceeds to *very politely* ask to take the seat in front of me in the library since it was empty uhm uhm uhmm. BROOO and then pulls out the book, biochemistry (yes.yes.yes) and then. after sitting about 45 minutes, mind you, I'm reading biology, the revising part only, was done with the main part soo had some free time, *was rather reading the guy than the book* THEN. he says something to me. I legit missed what he said because UHM. then he repeats, and he's apparently asking me something from the chapter i've read last night. soo, I help him with the oncept, and I LEGIT FEEL HIS EYES ON ME THAN THE BOOK FOR A MOMENT, THE FEELING YOU KNOW THAT HE'S LOOKING AT ME. THAT FEELING.

Did I tell you he's wearing glassess ? like just hot.

*THAT* happens and then after an hour I stand up to leave, so he looks up from his notes (bro fr i got a sneek peak at his notes and his were good. like not the aesthetic looking debauchery but very effective looking pointers, so uhm a guy who's serious about what he wants and is smart?? )

he nods and smiles, resumes to go back to reading, and when I'm leaving like at the door, he's like very shy (yes.) and awkward, so uhmmm what's happening? I tbh don't know just going to go tomorrow as well and see if Mr. shoulders is there. UHFFFF

oh my god why am i so delusional. idk tbh

[cubbihue]

Heyyyyy I'm fully in love with your itty bittys au. The name, the concept, the art etc. But you might want to change the name because apparently "itty bittys" is the tag for small breasts. You could imagine looking for fan art of a children's show and getting bombarded with nudes is a little startling.

(Btw I love your overly affectionate uncle jorgon so much! May we have some more of jorgon just being affectionate and silly?)

ITS A TAG FOR WHAT. HUH. WHAT. OUGH.

This knowledge has haunted me for weeks. Ever since I got this ask. It’s too late to fix that now. They’re just. Itty Bitty for me :(

ANYWAYS!!!! Jorgen!!! Jorgen loves his nephews. They like being launched from his biceps when he flexed them. Or, well, Timmy likes being launched. Peri, not so much. But Peri’s NOT a crybaby about it!!! He’s being VERY very brave!!!!

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[tyquu]

girl help, people are asking about the shirtless Kanan art stash.

[aofikofi]

/ small little drabble of an idea thats been buzzing in my head ever since the ohmyevbo art :> its somewhat inspired by the manga cherry magic lol

"So what you're saying is you basically can read my mind?"

"If you start the thought with 'Dear God,' or a variation of it, then yes,"

Seawatt sighed, why should he even be surprised anymore. His hands massaged his temples, and slowly going downwards to just cover his face. He groaned loudly, of course his old habit of saying the God's name in vain still stuck to him, from when he was a rebel child and he'd do it just to anger his parents.

He could feel his face heating up and turning red, his mind supplying itself all of the little thoughts he's had in the past week, all surrounding the Parkour God Himself.

'Dear God, he looks so hot being authoritive like that,'

'Oh my God, he needs to stop jumping over us, I can see his cute belly under his giant hoodie,'

'Thank God for the self restraint I have right now from going up to him and taking his pants off-'

"WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT THEM???"

Evbo squeeked, their faces now two inches from each other as Evbo had ran closer to Seawatt and grabbed his arm in his attempt to shut him up. Seawatt only replied with a flustered groan.

Seawatt lowered his hands slightly, only leaving his eyes visible, staring Evbo down. The God shivered, unsure on what the other's planning this time.

"Sea-"

'Dear God, so you were listening all this time?'

"..yes and I'm sorry-"

'God, oh what I would do to have you bent over the throne right now,'

"WAIT-"

'-my dearest God, will you grant me one wish,'

"SEAWATT!!!! You are not allowed to use this against me now, please,"

Evbo is barely even holding onto Seawatt's arms anymore, his head dropped down to hide his red face.

Seawatt snickered,

"oh you have given me so much power, my God,"

[cobaltfluff]

happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)

[dizzybizz]

day 4 is reach and naturally my brain reached for an arkco moment...

[pup-pee]

hi this is a post saying i will not b online((or try)) until i get my g.e.d.

i love u all if i uh, yk never return

hugs hugs many sweet dreams & good mornings!

[schnee-gheist]

dp fanfic ideas are getting to me again goddammit

[enruint]

clown jumpscare on the dash. the clown is me. i had this whole essay written out but i decided not to post that bc i am allergic to being perceived and to ever share what's going on with me. sorry chat if i were a character in a show or book i'd be the one the fans would psycho-analyze and decide that 'he'd rather have his nails pulled out one by one than share his feelings tf???' does that mean i'd be the dreaded fan fav?? having the most outrageous takes written about me??? i am joking. but also i am not. as in i am not joking about not wanting to share beyond the bare minimum on the dash right now. gotta keep up my clown face after all JHSABJKDDF anyway!! let me be srs for just a second: the one thing i will share is that i feel so burnt out. and that in turn makes me feel so icky when i log in here. i don't know what it is but i've been on a sort of semi-hiatus for 4 months alrdy and nothing really changed. i want to write here but i also don't want to. it's sickening honestly. i am going to put this blog on an official hiatus rn when it comes to ic writing until i know what to do. you're free to unfollow bc i really don't know when i'll be writing here and i hate saying that i will and then end up not doing anything. save for maybe writing some meta posts once in a blue moon, i don't think i'll be doing much. and even that i can't promise at this point. all this to say that i'll continue to be very scarce for a while. or i'll just remake. it's all up in the air for now. we'll see what future me decides.

[doodlingwren]

Every now and then I always find myself wondering. What if I made a Saint Seiya fan character. And I always end up realizing I don't really want to bother. I'll keep drawing my usual bunch of idiots that already exist in the franchise and bye bye

[crimeronan]

funniest thing is people just unanimously deciding that characters are siblings and despite it not being canon like at all, if anyone ships them together it's literally incest and they're all disgusting freaks who should be burned at the stake. it's SO silly

i remember when i first looked into luz-hunter art i was super startled to see how insistent the siblings thing was in wider fandom, and even MORE startled to see that romantic shipping was often treated as incest. it wasn't until i remembered that most people ship things monogamously that i realized the ENTIRE "luz/hunter is incest" thing Literally Only Happened because of luz/amity shippers feeling threatened & needing to make luz/hunter Problematic. and that to make luz/hunter Problematic, they had to reach for incest because luz & hunter have in common literally all the same things that luz & amity do.

like i legit FORGOT that monogamy was a thing and was sitting here like "but..... but hunter/luz/amity just MAKES SENSE......???? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO ANGRY....."

bitch. it's the compulsory monogamous ship wars.

Duh.

[lovinglin]

THERE'S A SUBPLOT NOW FOR THE CYBERPUNK AU APPARENTLY HRNAHDKAHDJFHSJA

Ft. @4rachnophilia abt to win GF's heart and beat BF's ass rap battle style (and hopefully not get out of hand)

Also extra cameos in the bg ft. me, @ttimecode, @beeholyshit and @jils-things bc why not HRHEHDJAHDHD

[3point14a]

HAHAHHAHAHA IM SORRYYYYYYYY SHES STRAIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT but also you wont ever guess what i say every time i draw her

her being straight is FUNNY ENOUGH relevant to her story. and i think thats hilarious. token straight and she's gnc, hilarious

AGSHIAOHSGJojakljagh ok so like... ok so like robin info out of my chest BEFORE i get sent to no power hell again: RRRROBINNNN is 25!!!!! i have another finished thing with her here and she is best friends with vincent AKA Owynn's older brother. The reason her relationship with chica is so strained because she and chica both had the same passion. Robin used to LOVE designing and making clothes and dedicated all of her life to it. and then suddenly one day she just stopped enjoying it.

She stopped enjoying every single aspect of it, she got burnt out and bitter and resented that something that she once saw as her lifes purpose now felt so utterly awful and that she couldn't do anything to fix it at all. Chica!!! is still going strong!! And it feels awful to see someone be filled with so much passion just like she was, she's envious and she's bitter that chica gets to enjoy it while she spins a wheel to find out what to do with her life now that she has lost such a big part of it. Chica is still her sister and she loves her but MAN it feels horrible to see her enjoy something she lost. Something that she GOT from Robin. On the other side of the coin Chica is scared shitless to end up like robin, absolutely terrified of being similar and also burning out to hell and losing something so big to her, and that doesn't really help with the whole lack of closeness

Robin has a lot of shit in her noggin, lost her passion in life for seemingly no reason, her dad dying (yeah their dad is dead, hence chica being half siblings with eak haha me when i remarry), and gender but in a weird cis way She hates looking femenine and she hates her curves and her chest and absolutely everything about it so she went "ok so i must be trans. or gay. or something" and then she wasn't! and that fucks her up! because she feels like it's easier to explain how she feels about this stuff if she had a community to fall back into, but she's just a straight woman who feels like no man ever will ever want to get into a serious relationship with because she simply does not "look like one". And does not intend to revert back into looking like one. rip anyways another reason why they are sort of tense around eachother is because all of that made Robin very prone to just have a billion breakdowns and yell at chica sometimes

very low quality drawing but yeah your sibling going through ten million identity hoops and being emotionally unstable leaves a BIT of a lasting impression on you She's a lot happier now, she got to take her chest out, and cut her hair and draw a beard on herself and she likes how she feels! There's still shit on the back of her head going "you'll never get a job as a doctor and you'll never find love if you dont revert back to looking at least a little femenine" BUT SHES BIG TIME IGNORING THAT

uh really strong change of tone but here's some extra stupid fake tweets of her because i think she's silly, also she and vincent have opposite bangs and i think thats so silly ur grown adults what are you doing matching

loops divulged the secret playlist (/JOKE) so ill just put it here why not im a free man

[spinecurlingmice]

okay more on hajime's underwear. . in a world where all the fte's are canon for everybody and not just a gameplay thing, do you think everybody on the island made it like. a bet or something. every single person he's became close with on this fucking island gave him their panties as a token of closeness, so like are they waiting for him to reciprocate?? the one person he gives his underwear to is like. the Chosen hajime person and they get to gloat ? do they ask.

[great-cats]

IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

And a bonus Daan

[acircusfullofdemons]

💫. ┊    i am so goddamn pissed apparently my schedule was changed from 5-11 to 5-1:30. Mine you, that's 5 in the fucking morning. And the only reason I found out it changed is bc I did a last minute check. I wasn't even asked. I honestly can't rn I'm telling my manager tomorrow that I'm not working that long idc they should've asked me first I already have plans after 11 this is unacceptable