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As soon as I can draw Sofia in a way I like, I'm going to draw so much fanart of her and Cedric together...
#I'm getting pissed off because of how much of the cute art of them out there is either actually ship art or drawn by people who ship them#so this would be like a counter to that#I literally cannot trust art of them together anymore and have to do a proper search to see if the artist ships them#so yeah a huge middle finger to the people who ship Sofia and her weird magic uncle friend#sofia the first#cedric the sorcerer
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Guys please please pleas from the very bottom of my heart, I don't think I ask for much, but I BEG of you: if you can, GO AND SEE ELIO IN CINEMAS RIGHT NOW!! (there's no specific spoilers ahead)
Maybe I've just been starved of original animated content for so long, but this movie was so precious and adorable? Like, I genuinely didn't except to find this so cute and heart warming, if you grew up as an autistic child or even as a child who generally had issues fitting in with your peer group, this movie is for you.
I was surprised at how much through out this movie I found myself clutching my chest from how adorable it is, it's silly, it's creative, it's fun, it's fucking ORIGINAL - GO AND SEE IT
AND LORD GRIGON???
Excuse my language ladies and gentlemen, but WOOF~
#Would#that's all I'm saying about lord Grigon#he is my big alien wife and I love him we're getting married#you're all invited to the wedding please wear something nice#the only issue I'd say I have with this movie is that at times it did feel a fast paced#but by the end of the movie I wanted more#I wanted to see more of this world! I wanted more of the aliens and the council and more family schenanigans!#AND LORD GRIGON I'M SORRY I'M STILL NOT OVER HIS DESIGN HE IS SO COOL#Elio#go and see it rn#please please for the love of god do NOT let this flop#ALSO when I went to the cinema the lady at the counter was instantly like “Oh are you here for the live action HTTYD?”#Ma'am please don't insult me to my face like that#I'd rather you spit in my drink then watch that cash grab#palette talks
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I feel you should know my wife and I genuinely always call it the Evil Penis Music now and we do so even in the middle of completely serious sentences / plot discussion where we aren't joking. That's just what it's called now.
Evil Penis Music infiltrates another household.
#ask#Thank you so much for sharing...this is a very sweet message and it gave me a much needed smile B*)#I am also both flattered and so apologetic for the change in lexicon.#However! If the song of clarity is the 'pure heart tone' then it's counter as 'evil penis music' simply makes sense!#Currently haunted by the thought that the next step of bastardization is calling the song of cleansing 'un-evil penis music'#Lan Jingyi would do it. He understands his assignment as a chaotic teen.#All languages undergo revisions as culture and history interact with it.#The Lan elders would hate it so bad. On multiple levels. The fact there is even an evil version of the song of clarity.#The fact that version got called evil penis music. The fact evil penis music is catching on with the younger disciples.#I am very likely going to come back with a comic for this (Tis busy times and this ask was too sweet to leave in the vault)#I hope you and your wife have a lovely week! Thank you for sticking around and reading my comics!
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yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.
sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny
#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party#and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat#it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would.#adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you.#but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird#ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy#chat noir: excuse me?#also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK#buggachatter
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Only like a minute and a half into editing the Rio video and it's already more deranged than the turbo video
#txt#finally i am having fun#no longer am i worried about “what is youtube going to flag” and more so “what would *I* find funny”#thank god#now i just need to finish this entire thing in 15 days the counter is ticking. thats like at least 15 minutes right?
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?




#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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who up thinking about
#patti lupone#hollywood#that smug fucking smirk i wish she would#she genuinely had the best time getting to do this so how did she get to saying she’s too old ? like wtaf patti#pissed me offffffff#you know you’re not mama#that tongue click is me directing her to get on the counter so i can put her legs over my shoulders and…..💭💭💭
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Been working on some first run Chou sprites for funsies, here’s a handful of the ones I’ve done so far
#keese draws#isat#new game+#comic siffrin#comicfrin#isat siffrin#I mainly just wanted to figure out how chou may express differently than normal siffrin#they are alas far less kitty cat </3#but yeah even in their first run they were generally much lower energy than siffrin mostly due to stress#they are less used to traveling for long periods of time along with the whole savior thing going on#and while they start off generally handling their timeloop situation well enough even by the time they get the second orb they’re Tired man#and after the incident where they lost their eye they’re So ready for this to be over#and they haven’t even hit the wall of their final boss fight yet it took them a long while to get through that for the first time#the main thing is that their party spended most of their journey far more underleveled#for most of the main fights they were able to scrape through since the crew did have some disproportionally powerful abilities earlier than#the isat party would have similar skills (like their first recruit is a full blown shield specialist)#but as they got further and further and the boss gimmicks got more specific and punishing it would get Much harder#in the fight where chou lost their eye they were stuck for Months the first run trying to find a way to squeak through the fight#in game terms basically trying to abuse the consistent rng seed to find a chain of actions that would let them win#long story short the boss basically acts as a harsh punish for their lack of a proper healer#it also for realsies kills people like. during the battle. so the margin for error is slim to none.#basically once it takes out someone it’ll continue to target them and it can’t have its intent redirected#and it’s resistant to all craft types until it’s about to and failed to perform the final blow attack#without going too much into the party comp and how they generally fight just know that even if they weren’t underleveled this would low key#hard counter them since their whole game plan is about redirecting damage and simply killing the enemy before it kills them#so during this first run this fight was actual hell for chou to figure out and poor bastard hadn’t even hit their worst wall yet 😔#anyways that was a whole ramble that had nothing to do with the actual post I’m making. whoops.#point is they’ve earned the right to be low energy and stressed as hell they were Not built to carry a rpg party
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The situation between Kiryu and Majima is mostly just really depressing. But I think you kinda got at a silver lining with Majima ending the game by talking to and spending time with Kiryu in a normal way.
Majima has done everything except be upfront with Kiryu about his feelings. Instead, he does a lot of self-destructive things for Kiryu’s sake that would only devastate Kiryu if he knew the extent of what’s been going on with him (thinking of Kiryu being a mess in 5 over Majima’s “death” and then Majima nearly actually dying for Kiryu’s sake).
Majima just spending time with Kiryu in the hospital and telling him about what he’s been up to probably goes a lot further in making Kiryu happy than if he had actually shown up with a immortal elixir that he put his life at risk to get.
Yeah, looking back I wish I'd taken more time to reflect on the new, more positive development between Majima and Kiryu at the end of the scene, because as depressing as their situation as a whole is, that silver lining is genuinely really significant. I believe it really does show that their relationship is not doomed to depressing hell forever, and that is largely in part to Majima's own growth in this game.
As I touched on in another post, Majima walking away from the viewer to Kiryu’s hospital room parallels very interestingly with how Yakuza 0 ended, when Majima walked away from Makoto. In y0 silences his feelings and walks away, choosing to maintain a physical And emotional distance between them that he carries all the way to yk2 (and that he Does Not Let Go Of, even In his saga in yk2), leaving all of the self-sacrificing and self-destructive gestures but none of the actual fulfillment of the ability to just. Enjoy each others' company when the danger has finally passed.
Meanwhile in pyih you see him walking towards Kiryu in the final seconds of the game, confronting him head-on (with encouragement from Saejima), just to. Talk. No business, no "take care of x for me" no "I'm Depending on your for y", just having a normal conversation like they should've, could've done in yakuza 3, like they could've done in infinite wealth, what I wish they'd done in 5 and what they Definitely didn't do enough of in Gaiden. (And, just like what Majima and Makoto should've done too in yk2, if Majima had actually grown).
Its interesting because Majima, who's all about impulsive and grandiose gestures and actions and the need to die in a way that matters for someone else, technically didn't even "win" with his plans this time, like he did with Makoto. He didn't get to pull off his hundred-millionth self-sacrificing gesture for Kiryu. He didn't get to die valiantly fighting. A giant squid (lmao) or run back to Japan with the treasure that he dug up with his own blood sweat and tears. But he seems. Strangely okay with the aftermath, all things considered (I know I've been sticking to the word "resigned" when describing how he feels in this particular moment all this time but. What I'm getting at is that he's more okay than you may expect, considering the circumstances and the stakes at hand.)
(I want to (very abruptly lol) point out the fact that we've seen this kind of arc with Majima on a smaller scale before. Majima had a lot of the same deal in y0/4, where he pushed himself with the goal to die for Saejima for Years before his release from prison and was ready to go through with it the day of. However, this ended up being another situation where he "didn't win." What he got by the end of it wasn't Saejima claiming his title as new Tojo patriarch over his dead body, but rather (after a fight goaded on by Majima himself and some pushing by Saejima) they got to just. Talk things down. And just go back to being the bros they were before that whole mess. And Saejima's been able to be Majima's rock for the rest of the games since.
I just think someone would've benefited a Lot from taking notes. And that someone is Not Saejima.)
Like I kinda-did-kinda-didn't get to at the end of the whale post, I think the most important takeaway for Majima at the end of this game is him learning to not constantly throw himself into the fire for every person he wants to protect. Getting himself killed for Saejima and Kiryu wouldn't have made them happy. Keeping himself away from Makoto didn't make her happy, and now the ship of them being involved in each other's lives has long since sailed.
Keeping himself emotionally distant hasn't helped any of them Once, and this is why it's so important that he tries to cross some of that gap now with what is honestly his worst case of lifelong devotion yet (even if it's in a way that's small, in a way that's arguably insignificant for the emotional rift they have, even if it's just through telling some pirate tale, even if Kiryu might not know the true significance of it all even now. At least its Something. At least they just get to be. People, together. It's much more casual than anything they've had with each other for the past like 5 games, but strangely that casualness is arguably more intimate, after everything that's happened.)
Honestly this decision from Majima aligns perfectly with the admittedly cheesy (but I mean this in a loving way) ending of the main plot of pyih itself; by the end of the adventure Majima seeks not the grand impossible treasure he was originally chasing after but to rather cherish and enjoy the time he spent with the people he has come to care about over the course of the game (the photo). Such simple kinds of wishes are rare for Majima at best, but that's why it's so important he gives himself that now: the ability to just sit down and talk with the people he cherishes. That literally would've saved him so many damn times, I think. I think that's something he's desperately needed with Kiryu especially since Yakuza 3. And I think that those final moments in the last cutscene of pirate yakuza means he'll let himself indulge in it, just a little.
I really just hope that it'll be enough to give him and Kiryu some of that peace and closure that they seem to chronically lack, especially when it comes to each other. I hope it means they really can be happy with each other, just for a little while. Most of all I hope it means Majima can be at least some degree of upfront one day, before it's straight up too late 💥
(tl;dr Yeah, honestly, Majima just sitting down and talking with Kiryu for once means more for himself than killing himself over that eternal life elixir ever could have. He's an old ass man, he should learn to settle down a bit, you know?)
#yakuza#rgg#pirate yakuza spoilers#like a dragon pirate yakuza in hawaii#pirate yakuza in hawaii#majima goro#asks#majima does so much work to protect/support those he loves but will never let himself bask in their company when they're finally safe#and if he ever sees himself as the obstacle/the source at fault then he tries to keep himself as far away from them as he can. Crazy#God idk if that made any sense i am way too tired to be writing all this but also I wanted to respond asap LOL. it is.Erm. 2 in the morning#I feel like I veered a bit off topic from the original scope of the ask somehow uhhh Oops 💀💀💀#WELL hope you enjoyed anyway. Thank you for sending an ask :)#(I. Oh my god no way the ost for the final cutscene just started playing take me out back I can't DO this anymore /lh)#I should really run a word counter on how much I've written over this game in just a week one day... it would be funny I think hehe#certified yap sessions
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[RHETORIC - Legendary 14]: Convince Kim you are in a timeloop.
(ISAT side of the swap)
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#ISAT#in stars and time#If you put HDB in a timeloop I truly think he would spend the his time trying to convince Kim he was in one.#The extra funny bit here is how counter it is to the *main plot of ISAT (*I HAVENT FINSHED. JUST STARTED ACT 4)#In which Siffrin is so strongly against letting anyone know they are trapped in a timeloop.#HDB would be doing everything in his power to try and get people to believe him.#and just like with the amnesia talk - Kim would pull the 'Detective we have a case to solve. Can we get back to work?' card.#How long would HDB last in a timeloop? If we make this loop the week that the case is...maybe a dozen loops?#He has the mystical detective angle on his side so I think he would stumble into the solution eventually.#Now. Odile could figure out someone is in a timeloop. I think It would take a *lot* for Kim to believe.#Anyways. [clicks on my powerpoint presentation that reads “Why Madame Odile could solve the deathnote case”]
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#...right- LOL#I was so scared of losing anyone I pretty much only summoned Yurgir!#ok let me ramble about this fight in the tags#I.....listen. Listen. I love this game with my entire heart. It's one of my favorite games of all time.#.....the final battle took me out of it a little bit ngjfkdlnshjk#It introduced a bunch of new mechanics and maybe I'm dumb but it felt like it wasn't super clear how everything worked#First I restarted it because I dropped a globe of invuln on the starting area thinking Orpheus could just activate the stones from that far#Then I restarted it bc I basically ran out of time on the rounds...except I didn't realize the fight would continue since every other-#-turn-based round counter was usually a game over#THEN I actually summoned the flaming fist to help clean up right at the end which made the camera SUPER confused when I went in the portal#It was a mess.#I still give the game an 11/10 tho lmao#Oh also Orpheus did something - I don't know what - and then the dragon just died with 120hp left. So. Good job buddy LOL#Lae'zel ended up killing the Emperor - I'm sure she enjoyed that#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#prince orpheus#yurgir#shadowheart#lae'zel#gale#breadweave#comics
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Kinda feel like I betrayed Frank in a way bc I spilled Pepsi on my LeATHERMØUTH shirt instead of Diet Coke 💔
#i'm sorry#it's so fucking nasty#it tastes like flat soda. if i wanted a flat soad i would have left my coke out on the counter!#HOT TAKE: COKE ZERO BETTER ‼️🔥#leathermouth#xo leathermouth#frank iero
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rare pairs for your consideration - applejack x carrot top
#my little pony#mlp#applejack#carrot top#golden harvest#appletop#this series is a great excuse to draw my rarest of pairs that i've been into since i started in this fandom#i genuinely dont remember if golden harvest has a canon personality but for some reason to ME she'#she's always been sort of like a country rarity????#probably largely due to her being The Rarity in shimmer verse#so yea this is a big fav of mine actually#also i took out the counter cause why would i do that to myself
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we as a society really need to get into the torrid awful years long harry/hermione affair that started with them stumbling into bed together during the horcrux hunt when ron left. btw
#like hello.#ive never shipped them but this wont get out of my head#something something both of them being orphans (bc hermione obliviated her parents) and both of them being muggles#ron is a pureblood and like. while he’s still a traitor he always has the option to just opt out#go into hiding#death eaters probably wouldnt be actively looking for him#not when the focus is Killing Harry Potter#AND HE DOES OPT OUT#HE LEAVES BECAUSE HE CAN#harry & hermione could never. the war is literally waged on their blood#muggle born orphans & the only two out of the three of them who were ever up close and personal with a death eater#<- something very compelling about them finding comfort in each other. i think#like do you guys remember the scene in halfblood prince at the end when the golden trio + ginny are chillin in someones room at the burrow#and harry & ginny are dating#its such a like ’this is what we’re fighting for❤️’ moment#well. what if harry&hermione are changed after the war in ways that ron (pureblood) cant comprehend !#and now theyre both planning their weddings to their respective weasley because This Is What We Fought For#but ginny doesnt understand harry & ron doesnt understand hermione#and harry doesnt understand ginny & hermione doesnt understand ron#very compelling to think about how something just. shifts between h&h during the war#they never planned on telling ron or anyone bc it was war and it didnt count and nothing was real#but now the war is over and its not as easy as they thought to just go back to how things were#me&kara agree that they end up fucking again after freds funeral#the three of them have been attending so many funerals as a trio#but this one would have ron w his family more.. & harry and hermione sticking together#theyre all staying at the burrow after the funeral and h&h stumble into each other in the kitchen in the middle of the night#and they end up having risky no talking super quick kitchen counter sex#and the actual affair Begins..❤️#never in my fucking life thought i’d ship harry&hermione but here we are
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I love Howard. I love Howard who’s an absolute piece of shit of a boss. I love Howard who’s an inherently good person with malleable morals. I love Howard who’s full of both love and pettiness/bitterness. I love Howard who’s a conflicting individual who feels conflicted about everything in his life. I love Howard who’s the product of his upbringing and environment but is hilariously unaware of that fact. I love Howard who takes an absurd amount of pride in being able to cover up his insecurities flawlessly. I love Howard who’s easy to both empathize with and be irritated by. I love Howard who never thinks through the actions he takes even when said actions come from a good place. I love Howard who tries his best to change but never quite gets there. He’s perfect. From a character building standpoint, he could not be any better, to me.
#just don’t wanna feel like the only Howard enthusiast who has come to terms with all of this#howard hamlin#better call saul#I neither want to infantalize/defend him to the point of erasing his agency nor throw every insult there is at him#He deserves to be put under a microscope and observed. Same with every other major character#(esp Chuck. Like omg can some people stop being so boring as to hate him mindlessly)#Tbh my counter to that last sentence would be that the only way to make him better is to let him go batshit. But still
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