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#this was from my xj i believe set#and like tbh im of the opinion that tvxq shouldve just sang the song since they were literally right there#but if they were gonna do a cover giving xj like 6 secs of screen time was stupid as hell#especially when hes the best singer out of the 3 of them#they cant give xj too many lines when hes in the same song as cl bc he'll out sing the hell out of him and make him look bad#so they have to nerf him </3#vinnie talks
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Another post,another "Nico is OP and Riordan fucked up with his powers" discussion. I should make this a serie at this point,lmao.
Today we focus on one of his main powers,that is always there in the background: the ability to feel someone's else soul.
Now,as a son of Hades,Nico can feel when someone die thanks to their soul. It's talked a bit everywhere and it's one of his most know ability together with shadow-travelling. But it's only talked about when there is a character that died or is dying,or just feel like an aura of death around them that can make him think that they will not have a good end.
But technically this power of his isn't only focused on that. If he can feel their deaths,means that he can always sense their soul,even when they are still alive and kicking. Because otherwise it make little to no sense,because if he can't feel souls in general he shouldn't be ale to feel when they pass and viceversa. So,it's more extended than that and can be identified as a sort of soul-searching power.
And there are actually two moments in the books that made me think about this:
Nico di Angelo shuffled over,leaning on his black sword. “Leo,they’re not dead. If they were,I could feel it.”
“How can you be sure?” Leo asked. “If that pit really led to…you know…how could you sense them so far away?” Nico and Hazel shared a look,maybe comparing notes on their Hades/Pluto death radar.
Leo shivered. Hazel had never seemed like a child of the Underworld to him,but Nico di Angelo—that guy was creepy. “We can’t be one hundred percent sure,” Hazel admitted. “But I think Nico is right. Percy and Annabeth are still alive…at least,so far.”
Pag 265 of MoA,after Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus,from LII Leo's pov.
Nico tried to keep their spirit high by telling them that Percy and Annabeth were alive,because otherwise he would have felt their souls pass. Again,not strange since it's something that it's always there with him. But then Hazel tries to make Leo understand that their friends were still alive and it wasn't his fault what happened. Also,totally forgot how Leo was there- Bro,what do you mean you didn't think of Hazel as an Underworld child??? Acting like Frank in his Venice trip era,I see. Also,Nico got released from that fuckin jar not even 30 minutes ago,after days starving and suffocating,what the hell were you thinking-???
Anyway-
“We need to leave,” Nico said. “Soon.”
Jason had been having the same feeling, but hearing Nico say it made him even edgier. “You sense something?”
“Percy is close to the Doors,” Nico said. “He’ll need us if he’s going to make it through alive.” Jason noticed that he didn’t mention Annabeth. He decided not to bring that up.
Page 324 of HoH,when the crew was blocked for a bit in Notus's palace,from LVII Jason's pov.
Nico there explicitly tells Jason that Percy,and by extension Annabeth,is close to the doors,even tho at the time he was alive and kicking,and not dying. So,Nico was searching for Percy's soul in the meantime,tracking their path in Tartarus,and making sure they would catch up to them in time to help them out. The Leo scene is also a way that make us realize that Hazel too is capable of this,even tho probably not as much as Nico.
Y'all know what this means? Nico can feel everyone's soul in every minute of his,and their,life. He probably tuned it down and focused only on the ones he cares about after he learned to better control it,but this is still insane. And he use this advance to track people's position down like a fucking GPS,and his geo-kinesis powers probably have a big part in this. Nico is basically Google Maps but without the map and only the souls.
He started to properly use his powers during BotL,with Minos help right? Even tho he wasn't that much of a teacher he still made Nico learn how to properly summon the dead,with the rituals and the offerings too,and how to control them. So,before that,Nico didn't know what to do,which mean he felt everyone's soul on the fucking Earth Every. Single. Fucking. Day. and couldn't stop it because he didn't know how at the time,and probably felt more than one death per day. At 10 years old. And after loosing his last family member (that he knew of,of course,since Hades wasn't yet in the picture) and feeling her soul being judged too. The mental health damage here is insane.
Nico di Angelo should be totally insane but he isn't (thanks the gods).
He is basically a fucking tracking device and people only focus on the "he can feel when someone's soul dies" part. THERE IS MORE and Riordan barely wrote about it. Dude,why would you continue to torture us like that?? Let the boy have his powers without erasing or leaving them there to be.
And,idk if I remember correctly but I think in BotL,when they were in the Labyrinth and before they all gathered at the ranch,Percy made a comment about how he could feel Nico getting closer to them??? I might be wrong tho,because I can't find that part,but if it's true,then it's mean that Big 3 kids can detect each other??? Like,they can feel each other's powers or have some Bluetooth shit going on– and this would explain why Nico could feel Percy in fucking TARTARUS (if it isn't about his soul-searching power,but I'm pretty sure it is).
This also is extremely efficent because he can just track down his enemies's souls and just shadowtravel where they are to kill them off. HE IS UNSTOPPABLE.
And extremely OP,but Rick will try to erase that anyway because he fucked up and doesn't know how to adjust his powers and balance him.
#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#mark of athena#house of hades#nico di angelo#hazel levesque#leo valdez#jason grace#percy jackson#powerfull nico di angelo#rick riordan#just another monday for him and another day of being nerfed for nico#and his way of “we can't have someone more powerful than the mc so i'mma nerf him in everything” writing#Nico is basically a gps#his ability to feel someone's soul when they die go beyond that#he can feel their souls everyday of his life and use them to track them down#nico is op#HE HAS IT ALL#and riordan just continue to mess everything up#battle of the labyrinth#probably all of the big 3 kids can track each other down but I'm not sure about it#my memory is shit#Hazel probably has this ability too
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marvel doodle 2 electric boogaloo… another redraw of an old drawing bc these two have been my main dps in marvel rivals recently … playing galactic fangs hawkeye i love you
#love their rivals designs but the way I used to draw them is so ingrained in my brain#was too lazy to do their rivas designs but i WILL EVENTUALLY!!!!#doodle#star lord#hawkeye#marvel#don’t have enough brain energy for a new comp with them but im trying to draw more x_x#clint barton#peter quill#clint I love u baby giirrlllll#I have his galactic fangs costume so you KNOW im going crazy w him#peter is my fun ‘I wanna complete challenges and play for funsies’ dps#it’s 3 am. sleep time . fight the urge to get back on rivals.#can’t wait for hawkeye to be nerfed . Bigtime fail
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How much do yall think Murtagh's capacities as a warrior were influenced by the Eldunarya? (Apparently that's the plural in english?? I wouldn't know) bc I'm reading "Murtagh" and I feel Christopher took the videogame approach where once you defeat the Boss and they becomes part of your party their capacities go way down, with him
(Spoilers below)
Like, first with the boars and then at the end of Part 3, Chapter 12, I felt he went down too easily, and due to stupid things, for example, when fighting against Bachel and Grieve he tripped and fell (granted, he was starting to feel the fact that he was holding his breath, so that might be why)
And it felt like such a contrast between the guy who made Eragon and Shapira's battles miserable, but then I thought "well, by the Burning Plains, he already had some Eldunarí with him, so Eragon would get tired but Murtagh would get energy from them, which gave him an advantage", so I wonder if it's that?
I think I remember on the first book they were pretty even when they practiced against each other, as were they when Galbatorix made them fight in Inheritance (in which case I remember Eragon won, even tho Eragon had already been blessed by the dragons, and I think Murtagh didn'tuse the Eldunarya? But I might be remembering that part wrong)
I dont know, also I think this post is pretty rambl-y, and usually my Inheritance Cycle posts dont get too much traction so I probably won't get many answers but oh well
I just feel like getting kidnapped bc you tripped is such a cop-out...? Or am I being overly judgy??? I dont know!!! Please help
#murtagh#murtagh book#murtagh spoilers#minor spoilers tho#the inheritance cycle#inheritance cycle#lune talks#please let me know what you think!!!#is this the normal way murtagh's character should have gone or did christopher nerf him??#also i literally just read the end of part 3 - chapter 12#thats what prompted me to write this post#so please do not spoil me anything that happens after#eragon
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Since my OdyPen are likeminded in personality/views/behavior in many many ways, those "Ship meme questions" are pretty interesting for me.
Because yeah. Likeminded. Many of those questions have the same answer from both.
And in a way that's super fun for me because everything I write with my goobers, I always try to keep in mind that, at least in behavioral/personality, they would both react/behave the same.
Like, I know I focus a shitton on Penelope as I adore her and love exploring her character so so much but understand that Odysseus would do the exact same shit. Just as Odysseus in my one fic is taking care of her as she is sick from her own recklessness, she would (and will. Different circumstances but you know) do the same for him.
It's actually super fun (as much as it is frustrating too. I'll realize partway through an idea that it's actually OOC and that I got too excited lol) to keep in mind while writing/creating. It keeps me on track :3
#I'm just really gung-ho about Penelope and showing who SHE is and giving her HER time to shine#*whispers* someone has to#WHO SAID THAT?!ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ#Also like so many fics with m/f ships have the woman taking care of the man and while those are fun. idk. I like switching things up#and I wanted a reason for her not to be outside with him for some reason. as she usually would be with him to check on things.#I had to nerf my wife 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。I'M SO SORRY SWEETIE#I also really wanted to hit home that my Pen's a LOT lol#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#I guess??? this ain't a headcanon. I'm just rambling as it makes me happy.#penelope#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#odyssey#lol I don't care if people don't like my silly :3 I like my silly#odypen#Water Wife#I feel so weird linking my fic on this but I know it'll like. clear things up for people and I sometimes get asks about FINDING my fic#(AO3 is in my pinned lol)
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The same image.
#nsr#kliff#i haven't posted kliff propaganda in a while. it's about time i get back on that#i was replaying EE to reconfirm my feelings about it#and i reconfirmed that despite its many MANY flaws i still absolutely love this game#but beyond that it has also reconfirmed that Kliff is a poor meow meow that needs to be stuffed into a locker#he's just so pathetic and i love him for it#there are other things i want to say about him#but they go against my branding~#now for my trademark semi-unrelated rambling:#i beat dk/west 3 for the very first time in my life during this play through. i guess it must have been nerfed in EE#because i still can't beat it in the switch version while in EE I did it first try#i also went ahead and did all the crazy modes too and something i find weird:#joey only compliments you once for beating any boss's crazy mode then he goes back to his default dialogue#he is such a jackass. i've said that there are no characters in this game that i hate. just ones i like less than others#but joey is the exception.#he's just so smug but not in a charismatic way#i think i might actually hate him >_<;#it's a shame because he's got a cool design
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me to me: girl. girl don't fucking do it OUR COMPUTER STORAGE SPACE. AND WE'RE PROBABLY NEVER GONNA ACTUALLY USE THEM GIRL. GIRL!!! me: but... free software... its free......
#delete later#take a grand fucking guess as to what this is abt (vsynth shit. AGAIN)#though i will say ive been thinking abt getting ren'py again. i used to have it on my old computer#and i got rpg maker xp(? i think) on steam for sale once (before it was given away for free im MADDD) and then never installed it rip#now is not the time to talk abt that stuff tho this is about ✨vocal synthesis programs ✨. love how that SOUNDS professional but NO. WEEB#help girl we've gotten like 5 new utaus in the last few days. GIRL THATS TOO MANY. GIRL YOU SUCK AT USING OPENUTAU GIRLLL#and the devil whispering in my ear says i should fuck around w/ neutrino. bc i also just realized its free. but NOOO NOO#girl. 3 vsynth programs is ENOUGH. GIT FUCKING GOOD AT USING AT LEAST ONE OF THEM BEFORE GETTING MORE GIRL. STOP THIS MADNESS#editing spreadsheet of vsynths i have (yes i keep that embarassing ik) and i realized i dont actually have THAT many?#its more or so that the lists get blown up bc of alternate vbs. like how rin & len technically have 4 each (english + 3 jpn appends)#so those take up 8 spaces on vb list. and SIX KAZEHIKIS. THAT IS TOO MANY. i need to nerf them but ughhh i feel so bad lmfao#i might nerf injection eventually since i dont really use him but i have reason for keeping the others... esp placebo#i LOVEEE his placebo vb im so happy i got it lmfao. WHERES UR FUCKING RAGEEEEEE. let that boy be ANGRY#i have important shit to be working on but noooo im locked inside my mind again going crazy abt stupid vsynth shit GODDD SAVE ME#singing robot pendejadas
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no harder curse to bear than having a favorite character that the writers stopped caring about two years ago
#Three guesses who I’m talking abt it’s not hard#Like there are interesting bits in s2&3 and 4 is so awesome for him#And then 5&6 is like why are we literally forgetting he just won the all valley#Devastating to see him loose to Kenny devastating to see him suck shit in the sekai taikai#HE BEAT ROBBY!!!! HE IS A GOOD FIGHTER#Like I don’t wanna be like “they nerfed hawk” but like they literally did#I understand why in 6x4 he’s bad bc he’s distracted#What’s the excuse for the entirety of p2#And like they did nothing interesting with the fascinating set up of binary boyfs divorce#Like there were so many interesting conversations they could have had and they just didnt#And why is he only allowed to hang out with Demetri now#Like I like it but where are my Miguel and Eli bestie moments where is any acknowledgment that he and Tory were besties and then enemies an#Are now on the same side#Why give him a stupid background girlfriend if ur not gonna do anything abt it#AND HES NOT EVEN FUN ANYMORE#Like even when he was cartoonishly evil he was fun as hell and Jacob was clearly having the time of his life#Now he just stands there#God actually I wish he stayed evil Jacob literally said he thinks the random change of heart didn’t make sense and I agree#Like no acknowledgment of how ck affected him no acknowledgment of literally anythingn#Making him be besties with the guys who brutally bullied him for years like honestly fuck off#N e ways#Clearly I think abt this a lot#Could talk about this forever and will if prompted
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oh yeah okay go ahead kiss a ninE year old what the fuck !!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!
whatever credit i was giving chase before null and void i never said it
#even weorder is that the showrunners even made it a fucking plot point HUH ??? WHAT ARE YALL DOING ???#the writers really want him to be the antagonist FINE you got me hes the worst forever#also i found out the actors actual parents founded a fucking anti immigration party here in aus so thats cool 💀#not that that reflects on HIM as an individual whatever whatever#the point is maybe i hope the shows dont give hima big fuckin redemption and maybe i like how awful house treats him now <3#deserved idiot be better next time#im bapping him over the head with a roll of newspaper every time he speaks like im his cartoon character father#speaking of maybe the writers were right to give him his whole sympathy story BEFORE they nerfed his moral compass#he still has an australian accent in an american show tho so its gonna be hard to shake this familarity bias i have for him 💔#house md#house s2#m#live
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NOOOOOOO WE CAN'T LOONEY TUNES HIM ANYMORE
#i haven't gotten even CLOSE to that part but I'm so sad now WAILING#at least they've nerfed him by having his resistances lowered and no mist opportunity attacks#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#spoiler warning#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#baldur's gate spoilers#baldur's gate iii spoilers#spark talks about nothing of relevance
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sending lots of hugs your way :''3
Thanks, i really needed those. The shock is starting to wear off and i'm getting more and more... emotional :"D How...do they expect us to enjoy this week's Gojo episode when Gege pulled this in the manga. I didn't like to admit it but i did have a soft spot for him, damnit.
#I'm sorry but yeah i'm lowkey tearing up over him now too#re-reading his flashback sequence and getting to the point where he waves Goodbye..#I just can't#i can't hold back the tears when i get to that part..#It's stupid to cry over fictional characters i know but something about stories and becoming so well-immersed in them is beautiful#These characters act as a sort of friend and emotional support for many people around the world#and although Gojo may have not been mine i still adored him to a very big extent#I was willing to see Sukuna get smacked around for 10-11 chapters for the ending of the fight to be satisfying and to NOT have it end on#Gojo's death ; especially the brutal way he had to go; Gege really did not pull back any punches ; This was the most unexpected thing.#i'm still lowkey hoping gojo makes a binding vow ;sacrificing his limitless+6 eyes in return for getting his body healed up and to- SURVIV#That would be a great way to keep him around please Gege just..don't let him die like this..His kids need him.#Nerf him Sure ; Make him second to Sukuna in terms of being the strongest but don't actually kill him off like that ah :')#I guess this means that Gojo is my no.2 Favourite character in JJK i can't really deny it anymore#ooc#answered ask#thanks for asking!#<3 hugs for you too incase you're suffering too
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me when. me when kaeya. when he. th. ( ;∀;) - teddy anon
you just like me fr fr
#m1d : [chats]#teddy anon#hi i’m gonna take this moment to talk about my kaeya ai again#he’s incomplete because i Could Not Cope#i called it months in advance that if i were to make kaeya it would kill me. and it did.#i make bots with such unspeakable rizz entirely on accident#i think i actually nerfed him from the start but it made him not Kaeya enough you know?#and then i rewrote him. and i admittedly had to touch a bit too far to overrule the old behavior but DAMN it does not fully account for him#he’s such a man. he’s so very. augh christ#i should write for him more often tbh#i have a bit of a drabble about him and touch but it’s tentative#he’s just. he’s one of the guys ever you know?#i was thinkin abt him earlier today too#one of the guys ever. THE guy ever you know?#kaeya… <3
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i did call our principal a dick during one of our zillion meetings in my campaign to get a gsa set up at our stupid country bumpkin ass catholic school (WHICH THEY WERE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DO BTW BUT THEY DIDNT CARE)
#like i did call him a dick to his face and did not get in trouble at all <3 at least i have this.#the thign w my co-op teacher was WILD tho my moms convinced its bc i was gonna get the scholarship that like#they give out to children of educational staff. and it usually always goes to teachers kids but i had an absolutely insane average#that was ahead of HIS kids average. so he was trying to nerf me by giving me pneumonia i guess#she set up a meeting w him and yelled so so much lol i love my mom <3
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just want to add as someone who has now done this fight
they gave him 275hp and the ability to get Big because they knew he’d be a boring, easy fight if they didn’t.
also someone send my thanks and admiration to the mfer who put grenade dispensers in the walls— oh.
i don’t think there’s Anything gortash can do to top raphael’s theater kid fight or orin’s therapy session fight, i just really don’t think he has the talent to pull it off
#gortash you sad sad little man#it wouldn’t have even been worth it if karlach’s scene wasn’t after#karlach is the Only reason i’m there#because a good show you were Not#so glad i nerfed him before orin#it felt like a genuine difficulty build up to the brain#ANYWAY#bg3#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#bg3 act 3 spoilers#enver gortash#bg3 gortash
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Radio Silence | Chapter Thirty-Five
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
Series Masterlist
Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings — Autistic!OFC, pregnancy, emetophobia warning, domestic fluff.
Notes — We're closing out the 2023 season!! Double update for the day!
2023 (Abu Dhabi)
The filming studio was chaos. Bright lights, Nerf guns, a beanbag chair someone had exploded accidentally, and Max F was in the corner trying to tape a foam sword back together.
Lando stood off to the side, hoodie hood up, sipping a smoothie and pretending to review a script while actually just taking a breather from the all-day mess.
His phone buzzed in his pocket.
He fished it out lazily, thumbed it open.
iMessage — 12:03pm
Amelia (Wifey 4 lifey)
My period is 3 weeks late.
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He stared.
Then blinked. Read the words again.
And stood there frozen in the middle of the mess, smoothie halfway to his mouth.
“��What the f—”
“Bro, you good?” Aarav called from across the room, eyebrow raised.
Lando didn’t answer. He was busy rereading the message for a third time. Then a fourth. Slowly lowering the smoothie.
Missed period.
3 weeks.
Missed period for 3 weeks.
Period 3 weeks missed.
He let out a stunned, breathy laugh. “Oh fucking hell. Of course she’d just message me about it like it’s no big deal. Of course she did.”
The rest of the guys were still messing around in the background, arguing about whether they could build a kart ramp out of beanbags, and Lando just… walked backwards into a couch and sat down before his legs gave up on him.
Well, clearly she wasn’t freaking out. So that meant he wasn’t supposed to freak out. Cool. No problem. Cool, cool, super cool.
Except, he ran a hand through his hair. It was Amelia. If she was freaking out, she still probably wouldn’t say it. She’d just power through it all and not mention anything had even happened and then be like, “Oh yeah, by the way, our kid is three now.”
He shook his head.
iMessage — 12:05pm
Lando (Husband)
Ok. I’m not freaking out. Kind of want to throw up a bit tho. Love u x
He stared at the screen. Chewed the side of his thumb. Sent another.
Lando (Husband)
Did u like… pee on a stick yet????
Also should i come home. Or stay and keep filming the stupid cart bit. Idk what to do bby xxxx
Amelia (Wifey 4 lifey)
No, I have not peed on a stick. No, you do not need to come home. Finish filming. I will just see you when you come home x
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He barely had time to process it before Max shouted, “Lando! You’re up!”
Lando slowly stood, still blinking, feeling kind of like he was buffering in real time.
“Mate, you look like you just saw a ghost,” Max added. “You alright, bro?”
Lando just looked at him, dazed. “No. I think I’m gonna be someone’s dad.”
Max’s eyes went fucking massive. “Woah, woah. Hold on. What—”
“Later. Can’t explain. Gotta pretend to joust on a kids scooter first.”
And off he went, hoodie flapping, brain somewhere over the Alps, while back in Monaco, his wife was casually engineering a race car and possibly incubating a human life like it was no big deal.
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Amelia chewed on her bottom lip as she pulled up Pietra’s contact.
The screen blinked to life and there she was, chin propped on her hand, eating a bowl of cereal. Her blonde hair was pulled up in a lopsided bun, and she had one AirPod in, the other probably misplaced somewhere nearby. Her face lit up when she saw Amelia.
“Hello, gorgeous—wait, are you okay?" She asked, narrowing her eyes. “What’s wrong? You look off.”
Amelia didn’t say hello. She just held up her phone so the camera framed her blank expression and said, deadpan, “I am having déjà vu.”
Pietra blinked. Then squinted harder. “Wait… about what?”
“This call.” She said. “I think I’m pregnant.”
Pietra blinked again, cereal halfway to her mouth. “Você tá brincando.”
“I would never joke about this kind of thing.” Amelia said.
“Meu Deus.” Pietra gasped, dropping her spoon into the bowl with a dramatic clatter. “How? I mean—well, how is obvious, but—how do you know?”
Amelia turned her phone around, flashed her calendar at the screen. One day highlighted in red. Three weeks past due. “Calendar told on me.”
Pietra’s eyebrows shot up. “Three weeks? Amelia!”
Amelia sighed. “I know. But I’ve been so preoccupied with Vegas prep, travel, lobby meltdowns.”
“Oh my god.” Pietra was practically whispering now. “But… how likely is it?”
“Very. We haven’t been, like, trying,” Amelia said, voice clipped, efficient. “But we also haven’t been not trying. No protection for the last… few months. Ish.”
Pietra dragged her hand down her face. “Ameliaaaa. You can’t just drop a possible baby on me while I’m eating cornflakes!”
“I can and did.” Amelia adjusted the camera so it faced the ceiling, then sat cross-legged on the couch, phone balanced on her chest. This was their usual routine. She could write strategy notes with Pietra on FaceTime, no problem. Sometimes Pietra filled the air with stories, or whatever drama was happening in one of her many group chats. Sometimes she was just quiet, scrolling TikTok beside her. It was easy. Safe.
“Have you taken a test yet?” Pietra asked, after a beat.
“No.” Amelia’s voice was flat. “I don’t want to look at a little window. The little window makes things real.”
Pietra groaned. “It’s the only way to know!”
“I don’t want to know yet,” Amelia pointed out.
“I don’t trust you not to emotionally suppress this entire event and pretend it never happened.”
“Unfortunately not possible with this,” Amelia returned.
Pietra reached for the cereal again, shaking her head. “Have you told Lando?”
“I texted him. He’s in London filming Quadrant stuff, obviously. He freaked out a bit but, like, he was fine I think.”
Pietra cackled. “What did you even say?”
Amelia lifted her phone and scrolled briefly. “‘My period is three weeks late.’”
“Oh my god,” Pietra said. “You’ve probably given him a heart attack.”
“I’m nothing if not efficient.”
“He’s probably already told my Max, then. Are you telling anyone else?”
“No,” Amelia said, immediately and firmly. “I haven’t even processed it yet. And it might not even be something to process. It’d be like… trying to run a live feed before the camera boots.”
“Got it.” Pietra nodded. “Just us, then.”
“Just us,” Amelia echoed. She returned her focus to the spreadsheet open on her laptop. Sector delta charts glowed on the screen, comfortingly quantifiable.
Pietra softened. “But like—how are you?”
“I’m fine.” Amelia blinked slowly, as if running an internal diagnostic. “Not panicked. Not excited. Just... fine. Although thinking about it, I have been feeling nauseous a lot more frequently lately. I just kept putting it down to nerves you know?”
“Yes, I know. It’s been a long few weeks.” Pietra agreed. Eventually, she asked, “So. Plan?”
Amelia shrugged. “Go to the bakery and the pharmacy. Buy a bunch of pastries and three pregnancy tests.”
“And then?”
“And then I’m waiting for Lando. I’m not testing until he’s back.”
Pietra smiled, biting back something fond. “Of course not.”
They hung up not long after.
Amelia finished annotating a slide for Oscar’s sector exits in medium-speed corners, then shut her laptop with a soft click. She stood, pulled on one of Lando’s oversized hoodies, and grabbed her bag.
As she stepped out into the sunshine, she ran through her mental checklist:
Bakery
Pharmacy
Groceries
Don’t forget oat milk
Do not freak out
Business as usual.
—
The pharmacy was quiet, the sort of quiet that made every footstep sound louder than it should. Fluorescent lights buzzed softly overhead, and faint French pop music played from an old radio behind the counter.
Amelia moved with purpose, hoodie sleeves pulled halfway over her hands, the corners of her to-do list folded neatly in her pocket. She headed straight for the aisle where the pregnancy tests were shelved, eyes flicking over the boxes clinically. Brands didn’t matter. She just picked three, different ones, out of mild uncertainty more than logic, and turned on her heel toward the checkout.
Behind the counter sat Madame Duval, a tiny, silver-haired woman with thick glasses, a warm smile, and a knit cardigan that didn’t match her blouse but somehow made her look even more maternal.
“Bonjour, Amelia,” she said, her voice like soft wool. “C’est bon de vous voir.”
Amelia blinked. “Hi.”
She placed the boxes down without flinching. Madame Duval looked down, eyebrows twitching faintly. Then she smiled again, smaller this time. “Ah. I see.”
Amelia didn’t say anything. Just offered a shrug and a half-nod. She wasn’t embarrassed, exactly. It just felt… complicated.
“Would you like a bag?” Madame Duval asked gently. “One that is not see-through?”
“Yes please.”
She packed the boxes neatly, moving with the patience of someone who had known Amelia since she had first moved to Monaco. The first time she had come in for antihistamines, she’d asked in English and apologised for not speaking very clear French. Madame Duval had tutted at her gently and waved it off — “You’re young. You learn.”
She hadn’t expected Amelia to remember all of their conversations. But Amelia did. Down to which shelf the chamomile tea had been on that one rainy day when she came in, red-eyed and overstimulated, asking for something that “made bodies quiet.”
Now, only a couple of years later, the girl she’d watched grow into a woman, all sharp focus and clinical precision, stood with three pregnancy tests in her hand and a face like a still pond. Flat on the surface. Rippling just underneath.
Madame Duval placed a single wrapped chocolate on top of the box in the bag. The fancy kind they kept near the till. “For after. Whatever the result.”
Amelia blinked. “I didn’t—”
“Don’t argue,” Madame Duval said simply. “I know you very well, Amelia. You will enjoy your sweet treat.”
She accepted the bag and nodded, a single sharp dip of her head. “Merci.”
Madame Duval smiled again, knowing, warm. “Bonne chance, ma fille.”
Amelia didn’t translate the words in her head. She didn’t need to. They sank into her like the warmth of a blanket after a cold morning walk.
She left the pharmacy with the bag looped tightly around her wrist and walked the short distance back up the hill toward the apartment. The sea was visible between buildings, a thin slice of blue horizon. Everything smelled faintly of croissants and sunshine and exhaust fumes.
She checked her mental list:
Got the tests.
Got the pastries.
Got the groceries.
Back home, she set the bag down on the kitchen counter and grabbed her laptop.
The tests could wait until Lando was back.
For now, it was just another variable. Logged.
Pending analysis.
—
The door clicked softly behind Lando as he stepped into their Monaco apartment, duffle bag forgotten somewhere between the entrance and the bedroom.
The light was low, just the soft stretch of sunrise brushing over the walls, and Amelia was curled up on their bed in one of his hoodies, half-asleep, laptop still warm next to her leg.
She opened one eye when he crouched beside her. “Hi,” she murmured, voice heavy with sleep.
He didn’t answer right away. Just tucked a piece of hair behind her ear and held up a small paper bag like he’d just won a prize. “Get up, baby,” he said, gently.
Amelia blinked. “Seriously?”
He kissed her temple. “Come on. I need to know if my wife is growing a person.”
She groaned, dragging her hand over her face — but didn’t argue. Not really. She let him pull her upright with a sleepy grumble, let him tug her by the hand toward the bathroom, let him press the test into her hand.
They paused there for a second. Fingers brushing. Her gaze flicked up to meet his.
“You okay?” He asked, voice low now, a little more cautious.
“I’m fine,” she said. Then, with a characteristic deadpan mutter, “I’m tired.”
Lando gave her that crooked little grin, the one that always cracked something open in her. “Right. Go pee on it.”
She rolled her eyes and shut the door.
He sat cross-legged outside, back against the wall. Same way he had the first time she’d let him into her quieter corners; back when they were barely even dating and she couldn’t handle knocks on doors, loud voices, or sudden touches. Back when he learned to ask first and sit with her in the silence.
He waited now, quiet, patient, fingers tapping his knee.
The door creaked open.
She didn’t speak at first. Just stood there holding the test, staring at it.
Lando scrambled to his feet. “Amelia?”
She looked up at him. “It’s positive,” she said, voice soft. Like she wasn’t sure the words could be able to come out of her mouth properly.
Silence fell between them — not tense, not panicked. Just heavy.
She looked back down at the test. Then back at him. Her expression was unreadable for a second, and then… it cracked. Not big. Not loud. Just a subtle unraveling. A tremble in her mouth. Her eyes too bright, but dry.
“I thought I’d feel more in control,” she said quietly. “Like it would just slot into the system. Checklist. Contingency. Risk management.” She held up the test, eyes never leaving it. “But it’s not like that. It’s not a flowchart. It’s not a decision tree. It’s just… me. And you. And this. And I can’t logic my way through it.”
Lando took a slow step forward, voice hushed. “Is it a bad feeling?”
She shook her head. “No,” she whispered. “It’s just… big.”
And then it happened — not a meltdown, not a scene, just her body folding into his with no warning. A silent collapse.
Hands clinging to the front of his hoodie, face buried against his chest, a single shuddering breath breaking out of her like she’d been holding it in for hours. No sobbing. No hysteria. Just quiet overwhelm — the kind that sneaks up and knocks the wind out of you.
Lando wrapped his arms around her instantly, no hesitation.
“Whoa, hey,” he murmured, steady as ever, his hand in her hair. “I’ve got you. I’ve got you, love. You’re okay. We’re okay. We’re going to be okay.”
She didn’t answer, just breathed — deep and shaky. Her fingers still clutched the test like a lifeline. Her knuckles were white.
“I’m scared,” she said after a long pause. The words were barely there. “What if I mess it up? What if I do something wrong? What if I’m not good enough to do this?”
Lando pulled back, just enough to look at her. His hands stayed on her waist, grounding her. “Hey,” he said gently, brushing his thumb over her cheekbone. “Don’t do that. Don’t start doubting yourself now.”
Her eyes flicked away. “I’m not soft. I’m not warm. I don’t… glow. I forget social niceties, I spiral over things like flight plans and tyre temps and socks that don’t feel right. That’s not the kind of person who’s supposed to—” She swallowed. “I don’t know if I’m made for this.”
“Baby. You’re made for anything,” he said, firm now. “You’re made for me. And if our baby ends up anything like you, blunt, brilliant, weird in the best possible way, they’re going to be so lucky. And so am I.”
She let out a sound that was halfway between a breath and a laugh. Her shoulders sagged just a little. “We don’t even know if I’m actually pregnant yet,” she muttered.
He glanced down at the test still in her hand. “Kinda looks like we do.”
Another breath.
She let him take the test and set it gently on the counter, his touch reverent, like it was something fragile and sacred. Then, without a word, he slid his hand into hers and led her back into the bedroom.
She didn’t resist. Didn’t speak. Just let herself be tugged along like driftwood in a current.
Lando climbed into bed first and pulled her down with him, settling them in the tangle of covers she’d only half-kicked off earlier. His arms came around her automatically, looping over her waist and up across her back. He tucked her in close, chin resting against the top of her head, one leg hooked loosely over hers.
Wrapped around her like a blanket. Safe. Heavy in the best way.
They lay like that for a long time. Breathing in sync. No words needed.
Eventually, Amelia spoke. Her voice was quiet — raw around the edges, like she'd surprised even herself with the crack earlier. “I didn’t think I’d cry,” she murmured.
Lando smiled, lips brushing her temple. “I’m glad you did.”
She blinked against his hoodie. “Why?”
He huffed a soft laugh, barely more than a breath. “Because it made it less pathetic that I was crying for a second too.”
Her head tipped back just enough to look up at him. “You were crying?”
“Only a little bit,” he said, mock-defensive. “Like, blinked-a-lot-and-hoped-you-wouldn’t-notice crying. I’m British. I’m subtle.”
“You’re not subtle,” she said flatly.
“No,” he agreed, grin tugging at his mouth. “But I am dramatic, and I’ve been alone for two days imagining every possible outcome and Googling ‘is surprise pregnancy good news if you’re in love and mostly financially stable.’”
Amelia blinked slowly. “You Googled that exact phrase?”
“Yes.”
She snorted. A small, involuntary noise that made his heart squeeze. “What did it say?”
“That the internet is deeply unhelpful,” he said. “And Reddit is a lawless place.”
There was another long pause.
Then she whispered, “I was scared it wouldn’t feel real. That I’d just… log it as data and move on. Like it was just another variable.”
Lando tightened his arms around her. “But it does feel real?”
“Yeah,” she whispered. “The second I said it out loud.”
He kissed her forehead. “Good. I don’t think I could’ve handled being more emotional than you about this.”
“You’re always more emotional than me.”
“True. I tried at Bake Off the other day.”
“I know,” she said, and even through the haze of anxiety and confusion and quiet overwhelm, she smiled. “That’s why I married you.”
Lando rested his cheek against her hair, and for a few long seconds, the world outside the blanket of their bed ceased to exist.
“Should we sleep a bit more?” She asked eventually, already halfway there.
He nodded against her. “Yeah. Big day of parenting ahead. Gotta start practicing how to Google more useful things.”
She hummed. “Start with ‘how to tell if your wife is actually going to let herself feel things this time.’”
Lando squeezed her a little tighter. “Already figured it out. Just gotta love her loud enough that she forgets to be afraid.”
She didn’t respond.
But she didn’t pull away either.
—
The clinic’s sliding door whispered closed behind them as Amelia and Lando stepped into the small, clinical room. The nurse smiled warmly, gesturing toward the chair.
“Make yourselves comfortable,” she said, setting out the necessary equipment.
Amelia sat down slowly, her fingers lacing in her lap. Lando stood quietly by her side, watching her with closeness.
“You doing alright, baby?” He asked quietly, voice low enough only for her.
She shrugged, eyes steady. “As alright as I can be.”
Lando reached out and took her hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. She held on tight.
The nurse prepped the needle, talking her through it as she did. Amelia kept her gaze fixed on the ceiling, her jaw clenched just enough to show her focus.
When the needle slid in, Lando’s hand moved up to brush a strand of hair behind her ear.
“There,” he whispered. “Done.”
Amelia exhaled, releasing some of the tension she hadn’t even realised she was holding.
—
Amelia and Lando sat quietly in the small waiting area just outside the testing rooms, the sterile white walls feeling colder than usual. Amelia scrolled absently through her phone while Lando rested his arm around her shoulders, both wrapped in a low hum of nervous energy.
The nurse appeared after what felt like an eternity but was realistically just under an hour. She held a folder in her hand, her expression calm and professional. “Amelia Norris?” She called.
Amelia stood immediately, Lando rising just a half-step behind her, his hand brushing lightly against the small of her back in quiet support.
The nurse, a kind-looking woman in her fifties with kind eyes and soft lines around her mouth, smiled gently as she approached, holding a slim folder in her hands. “Amelia, Lando,” She said warmly. “Your blood test results are back.”
Amelia held herself very still, as if bracing for impact.
The nurse opened the folder and glanced down. “Everything looks healthy, and we did manage to confirm your pregnancy, Amelia.”
For a second, neither of them spoke. Amelia’s breath caught in her throat, her eyes fixed on the nurse but unfocused, as though the words had landed somewhere just behind her.
She blinked once. Twice. “Okay,” she said softly. Just one word, but it sounded like it had taken effort to get it out.
Lando, ever the contrast, let out a breathy laugh; short, quiet, almost disbelieving, and slid his arm around her waist. He gave her a gentle squeeze, grounding them both. “Well,” he murmured, leaning in close, “that’s the official verdict then.”
She didn’t answer right away, just nodded, lips pressing into a line. Her fingers twitched at her side, stimming without even thinking.
The nurse, unfazed by the silence, handed Amelia a printout of the blood-work results. “Everything looks perfectly normal for where you’re at. If you have questions or want to talk about next steps, you’re always welcome to call. We’ll book your first ultrasound soon.”
Amelia’s eyes scanned the paper, already filtering the information into categories in her head — normal levels, nothing flagged, timeline confirmed. Just data. But even with all the logic in the world, she felt the subtle shift in the air. It was real now.
“I can fly to Abu Dhabi?” She asked, sharp and direct.
The nurse nodded. “Yes, you can. You’re still very early. Travel is fine, just make sure you stay hydrated and try to keep your stress levels to a minimum.”
Amelia scoffed out a single breath. “Right. Sure.”
Lando gave the nurse an apologetic smile, stepping in smoothly. “We’ll make sure of it. Water, snacks, earplugs, noise-cancelling headphones, the works.”
The nurse’s smile deepened. “Good man. Just listen to your body, Amelia. That’ll be the trickiest part for you, I think.”
Amelia met her gaze, brows furrowed. “Why? Because I’m autistic?”
“Because you’re used to ignoring and pushing aside your discomfort,” the nurse said kindly. “But yes, that too.”
Amelia blinked, visibly filing that away.
The nurse handed her a card. “Call and make your next appointment as soon as you’re back. That’ll be for your first scan — around gestation week seven. You can ask for me by name if you’d like.”
Amelia took the card, examined the name — “Colette” — and gave the barest nod of approval. “Okay. I will.”
Colette gave them both a final smile. “Take care of each other. And congratulations.”
“Thanks,” Lando said quietly, while Amelia murmured something that might’ve been a “you too” out of sheer social obligation.
As they stepped out of the clinic and into the soft Monaco sunlight, Lando reached over and laced their fingers together. Amelia let him. Didn’t flinch, didn’t pull away. Just walked beside him, her expression unreadable — but her grip on his hand was firm.
He glanced at her as they waited for the elevator. “So.”
She glanced up.
“You’re gonna have to let me look at that report later,” he said. “Just to double-check you’re not secretly growing twins or something.”
Amelia huffed. “I’d know if I were.”
He grinned. “Sure you would.”
—
The private jet hummed softly beneath them, the kind of quiet that came with luxury and familiarity. Amelia had curled up beside the window, iPad balanced on her lap, headphones hanging loosely around her neck. Next to her, Lando was dozing — hoodie pulled up, mouth slightly open, dead to the world.
Across the aisle, Max sat with a protein bar and a very serious frown as he scrolled through Instagram. For all the years they’d known each other, Amelia had rarely seen him sit still this long.
She, however, was very much not still.
Her finger tapped quickly across her iPad screen, eyes scanning an article titled “What To Expect in Your First Trimester.” She had three tabs open; one medical, one forum-based, and one purely dedicated to nutrition. Her nose wrinkled as she read the phrase “morning sickness may begin as early as week six.” She was almost six weeks, according to the timeline Colette had scribbled down.
“Oh, screw that,” she muttered under her breath.
Max leaned slightly toward the aisle and blinked at her screen. “What’re you reading?”
Amelia startled slightly and tilted the iPad instinctively away from him. “Nothing.”
Max tilted his head. “No, I definitely saw the word ‘placenta’ just now.”
Amelia pursed her lips. “That doesn’t mean anything.”
He blinked. Then his eyes went wide. “You’re pregnant.”
“What? No. Don’t be absurd.” Amelia spluttered.
“Your ears are red!” Max pointed out.
“Lots of people have red ears,” she lied boldly.
“Name two people.”
“Um.” She looked around desperately. “Um.”
Max raised a brow.
“Okay, whatever, fine.” She sighed.
He choked on his protein bar, coughing into his sleeve. “So you are pregnant.”
Amelia groaned, setting the iPad facedown on her lap. “You can’t know! I’m not even supposed to know, I don’t think. Google says no one is allowed to know until the second trimester.”
“That doesn’t make any sense.”
“I know!” She whispered-shouted, flinging her hands up in frustration. “Apparently there's this whole unwritten rule that you’re meant to keep it secret until like week twelve in case things go wrong but also I can’t stop Googling everything because what the hell is a mucus plug and why is it in my body?”
Max looked vaguely alarmed. “Oh, god. That sounds disgusting.”
“Exactly!”
Lando stirred at the noise, cracked one eye open, and muttered, “Did you tell Max?”
“No,” Amelia said at the exact same time Max said, “Absolutely.”
Lando sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face, clearly too tired to argue.
Amelia shifted slightly in her seat, frowning. “Is it weird I don’t feel different yet? Like I thought I’d… know. That there’d be this, I don’t know, gut feeling. Like how I know when it’s going to rain or when Oscar’s about to spin out of a corner.”
Max softened a bit, leaning over the aisle. “Everyone’s different, I think.”
“Yeah, but I already feel behind.” She nudged her iPad back into her lap. “There are apps and charts and... symbiotic uterine developments. It’s like a project I didn’t plan for. And you know how I feel about unplanned variables.”
Lando reached over sleepily and squeezed her hand. “You’re doing fine.”
Max nodded. “Plus, your kid’s gonna have, like, the two most ridiculous godparents in the paddock.”
She blinked at him. “I never said anything about godparents.”
“You will.”
“I might not.”
“You will.”
She rolled her eyes, but a small smile tugged at her mouth.
Then, after a pause, she muttered, “The mucus plug thing is still on my mind.”
Max gagged theatrically, Lando groaned, and Amelia opened another article, determined to understand the entire gestational timeline before they landed.
—
The Abu Dhabi sun was already unbearable by the time they stepped onto the tarmac, the heat pressing down like a hand on the back of her neck. Amelia barely blinked at it. She was too busy focusing on not gagging.
It wasn’t morning sickness. It wasn’t anything that dramatic. There’d been no dramatic sprint to a toilet. Just this constant, low-level nausea that clung to her throat like the aftermath of turbulence. Cloying. Lingering. Like the scent of someone else’s perfume in a closed room.
She clutched her water bottle a little tighter as they walked toward the paddock entrance, sunglasses on, headphones around her neck, McLaren lanyard tucked into the front of her shirt. She wasn’t on duty yet — they were just arriving — but already, her brain was buzzing with briefings and timing windows and tyre strategy for FP1.
Lando walked beside her, one hand on the small of her back, close but casual. He wasn’t smothering her, he never did, but his body was attuned to her like a second radar system. When she slowed for a moment, swallowing hard, he adjusted his pace instantly.
“Still feeling off?” He murmured, quiet so no one around them would hear.
She nodded once, not breaking stride. “Feels like... I’ve had warm milk out of a shoe.”
“That’s a disgusting analogy.” He said, nose twitching.
“I feel disgusting.” She moaned.
Lando gave a small, sympathetic laugh and handed her a peppermint from the stash he’d brought specifically for this. “Want to skip the garage for now? Go to hospitality. Sit down.”
“I’ll be fine,” she said quickly, bluntly. “We land, we go to the garage. That’s the routine.”
He didn’t argue, not really. He just looked at her for a beat longer than usual and nodded. “Okay.”
Max had peeled off earlier, some Red Bull meeting already dragging him into another PR vortex, so it was just the two of them when they reached the McLaren motorhome. Amelia paused for a moment outside the hospitality entrance, letting the air-conditioned breeze spill over her as the door opened and closed in waves.
She stared forward, expression flat.
Then, without looking at him, she muttered, “If I throw up in front of Oscar, I’ll lie and say it’s food poisoning.”
Lando grinned. “You’d lie to Oscar?”
“I lie to Oscar all the time. I tell him the car has good rear grip when I know it doesn’t. I tell him his haircut’s not weird.”
“He knows it’s weird.”
“Then I’m not doing my job properly.”
He kissed the side of her head and ushered her inside.
The nausea didn’t leave; it didn’t even lessen. But she filed it away somewhere behind tyre allocation updates and garage temperature readings. Pushed it back. Compartmentalised.
She had a job to do.
Even if her body, her whole world, had quietly started to change.
—
The garage was its usual symphony of motion, tyre blankets, torque wrenches, low chatter on radios. Amelia stood just behind Oscar’s car, one hand resting on the side-pod, her iPad in the other, watching the data scroll. Her other hand was shoved in her pocket, fingers twisting the small piece of fabric — an old tag from one of Lando’s fireproof undershirts. Grounding. Textural. Familiar.
Oscar was climbing out of the cockpit, unzipping his suit halfway and tugging off his gloves. “How’s it looking?” He asked, pushing a hand through his hair.
“Like you are still lifting off too early into Turn 14,” Amelia replied, not looking up.
Oscar squinted at her. “Nice to see you too.”
She handed him the tablet. “Look at the overlays. You’re lifting fractionally earlier than yesterday.”
“I don’t feel like I am.”
“That’s the thing about data,” she said flatly. “It doesn’t care how you feel.”
Oscar made a face but didn’t argue. He took the tablet and perched on the edge of the front wing as he scrolled. Amelia leaned on the pit gantry behind him, eyes tracking the mechanics, her brain juggling three different timelines.
Tyre test. Race sim. Media obligations.
And nausea. Always the nausea. A thin layer of wrongness settled at the base of her throat.
“You look pale,” Oscar said suddenly.
She flicked her eyes up. “Thanks.”
“I mean it. You good?”
“I’m always good.”
He gave her a suspicious side-eye. “You’ve said that to me before. Usually when you’ve gone two days without sleep.”
She took the iPad back from him. “I’m eating. I’ve slept. I’m hydrated. I’ve had breakfast. What more do you want?”
“Some forgiveness if I don’t get the lift right on the next run?”
Amelia’s lip twitched, barely. “Not happening.”
Oscar didn’t push, but he watched her as she turned back toward the screens. She knew it. Felt his gaze linger.
But she didn’t offer anything more. Not yet. Not when the garage was full of people, and cameras, and microphones always somewhere nearby.
She just reached for her earpiece, shoved it into place, and keyed into the radio with a sharp, clean voice. “Oscar’s ready for the next run. Let’s do race trim, full fuel, softs.”
The engineer on the other end acknowledged her. The crew got moving.
And the nausea, ever present, curled a little tighter in her gut.
Still. She didn’t flinch. She didn’t step back.
Amelia Norris stayed exactly where she was — sharp, unfazed, in control.
—
The air conditioning hummed steadily overhead, and Amelia sat cross-legged in one of the lower chairs, stylus tapping as Oscar muttered something about corner exit balance. She wasn’t entirely listening. Or rather — she was, but her body was staging a full-scale rebellion against her.
The nausea had been background static all day, but now it was cresting into a full wave. Her fingers tightened slightly around the stylus. She blinked twice, tried breathing through her nose. No improvement.
She could hear Lando in the corner, chatting with one of the engineers, blissfully unaware that his wife was currently sweating through her team polo in slow motion.
Oscar nudged her shin with the toe of his socked foot. “You’re quiet. Am I saying something stupid?”
Amelia opened her mouth to answer, but—
Her stomach twisted violently. She slapped the tablet onto the low table and stood up in one movement, but it was too fast, too late.
Her hand flew to her mouth, eyes wide.
And then she doubled over and vomited squarely into the only available container-like object at ground level.
Oscar’s race boots.
The room fell silent.
Oscar blinked once. Then looked down. Then back up at her.
“Well,” he said, with a perfectly dry inflection. “That’s one way to critique my driving.”
Amelia groaned, wiping her mouth on the sleeve of her hoodie. “I’m so sorry,” she managed, breathless. “I— I tried to make it.”
Lando was already at her side, hand on her back, concern etching itself into his features. “Jesus, baby—are you okay? You need to sit down?”
Oscar, meanwhile, remained seated, staring down at the shoes like they might attack him. “Those were custom-moulded.”
“Yeah,” Amelia said weakly, dropping back into the chair. “They’re custom-moulded to hold the exact volume of my stomach contents, apparently.”
“I’m never putting my foot in those again.”
“I’ll get you new ones.”
“You’ll buy me a new digestive system, because I’m never forgetting this.” He frowned.
Amelia finally laughed; a little breathy, a little unhinged. “I hate this,” she muttered, head in her hands.
Lando crouched in front of her, gently brushing her hair back from her face. “You’ve done three days of data crunching and garage shifts while apparently fighting the urge to puke in various footwear,” he said quietly. “Come on, let’s go clean you up.”
Oscar stood up finally, crossing to the corner where someone had mercifully placed paper towels and a bin bag. “Can we agree to never tell anyone about this.”
“Yes,” Amelia agreed.
Lando snorted. “Too late. I already texted Max.”
“You what—?”
“I’m kidding,” he grinned. “But I’m tempted. He’d find this absolutely hilarious.”
—
Amelia was curled up on the end of a low sofa, sipping flat Sprite from a paper cup. The AC was finally hitting just right, and she'd gotten through the rest of the afternoon without projectile vomiting on any more personal items. Progress.
Oscar wandered in, a granola bar half-unwrapped in one hand, still in his race suit tied off at the waist.
He flopped into the chair opposite her, stretched his legs out, and with no preamble at all, said, “Happy pregnancy, by the way.”
Amelia blinked. “Oh,” she said flatly. “So it’s obvious, then.”
Oscar shrugged. “To me? Yeah. You’ve been chewing your pen caps like you’re trying to murder them, you haven’t had coffee in three days, and you were sick in my race boots, so.”
She tilted her head. “That’s a lot of observation for someone who thinks toothpaste is spicy.”
He laughed. “I’m very detail-oriented. And still peeved about my boots.”
She groaned, dragging a hand down her face. “I’m so sorry.”
“It’s fine,” he said, far too magnanimous. “They were hideous anyway.” There was a pause. Then he added, “Honestly, everyone else just assumed it was heat stroke.”
Amelia lifted a brow. “And you didn’t?”
“Nope.” He took a bite of the granola bar. “You go green when you have heat stroke. You went green this time, so I knew it was different.”
She barked a short laugh. “That’s horrifying.”
“And accurate,” he said, chewing. “So… Lando knows, obviously?”
“Yeah. He made me pee on a stick at six in the morning. Then I had to go and get blood drawn to confirm it.”
Oscar winced. “Disgusting. Anyway—congrats, I guess.”
“Thanks. And sorry again about the shoes.”
Oscar leaned back in the chair, arms behind his head like he hadn’t been personally victimised. “Eh. If the kid turns out to be a world champion, I’ll tell this story in the Netflix documentary.”
“Can’t wait,” she deadpanned.
They sat in silence for a moment. Then, with a smirk that was all mischief and no sympathy, Oscar added, “Next time, at least aim for Lando’s sneakers. His fans would pay for them.”
Amelia snorted into her Sprite. “God, you’re vile.”
“I know. And yet you can’t get rid of me,” he said, and stood up, already texting someone; probably Lando.
She groaned again. Loudly.
—
The Yas Marina Circuit always felt like the end of something.
By the time the sun dipped beneath the glowing skyline and the lights snapped on around the track, the paddock was buzzing with the familiar edge of finality. Mechanics moved with that distinct rhythm—half instinct, half exhaustion. Cameras flashed. Engines roared. And on the McLaren pit wall, Amelia sat completely still, headset pressed tight, her eyes fixed on Oscar’s live telemetry.
No one would’ve known she was pregnant. No one would’ve guessed she’d thrown up in her colleague’s race boots less than 24 hours earlier. No one would’ve known that she’d spent the flight to Abu Dhabi Googling “why does pregnancy make you feel like your body is a hostile foreign nation” or that she’d quietly rested her head on Lando’s shoulder for the last twenty minutes of final practice, just to stay upright.
But now? Now she was fine. More than fine. Because when it came to the race, Oscar’s race, she was always prepared to lock in.
Oscar had qualified well. Not perfect, but decent. Enough to put him in the fight.
Lando, meanwhile, had his own race to run, starting P5. Amelia didn’t let herself think about his car in the first ten laps. She’d gotten very good at compartmentalising again. Still, every now and then, she could feel his presence, could hear his voice from earlier:
“One more race. Then we get a break. Then we breathe.”
God, how she wanted to breathe.
The race itself was tense. Ferrari and Mercedes were locked in their Constructors’ battle, chaos unfolding all across the midfield. Amelia kept her voice calm on Oscar’s radio.
“Strat 7, we’re going to offset slightly from Gasly ahead.”
“Understood.”
“Clean exit turn 3. Good traction now. Let’s build.”
He listened. He always listened.
Mid-race, Oscar made an aggressive but beautifully timed overtake, and Amelia let herself smile—just a little.
Lando, a few positions ahead, was holding ground. Quietly, steadily. Nothing dramatic. Amelia could handle steady. Steady felt manageable.
The final laps bled together like watercolour under pressure. Amelia felt her stomach twist, nausea creeping up again. She ignored it. She had work to do.
In the end?
Oscar crossed the line P6.
Lando, P4.
Respectable. Solid. A good end to a hard-fought season.
When Oscar pulled in and killed the engine, Amelia finally took a long breath and peeled off her headset. Her hands were trembling. Whether it was adrenaline, hormones, or just sheer relief, she couldn’t tell.
Lando found her on the pit wall not long after, hair sweaty, fireproofs unzipped halfway.
“Hey,” he said, brushing her shoulder lightly. “You okay?”
She looked at him for a long moment, the smile tugging at her lips slow and almost reluctant.
“I am now.”
He grinned. “We did it.”
She snorted. “You did it. I just puked in Oscar’s boots and managed his brake maps.”
Lando bent down and pressed a kiss to her cheek. “You did both with tremendous style.”
Somewhere nearby, champagne exploded. But for Amelia, the noise faded into the background. The season was over. They were having a baby. They’d finished best of the rest.
And the MCL38-AN was going to be an absolute masterpiece.
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very niche drabble from my drafts but honestly i would die without posting anything new in a day so i hope y'all will like this and see the vision LMAO, will have different parts <3 since lyra have pointed it out, just saying now that the reader is the cashier :D
isekai'd as game protag nerdjo x isekai'd as saintess npc reader, fluff.
the sunlight catches in your hair again.
satoru doesn’t mean to look. really. he doesn’t. but it’s kind of impossible not to when it glows like that—when every strand shimmers gold in the light of the descending sun like threads spun from divinity itself. it’s almost offensive, honestly. like the devs knew exactly what they were doing when they coded your idle animation to lean forward with a hum and tuck a loose wisp behind your ear just so.
he shifts his weight from one boot to the other, arms crossed, mouth tight, trying to look casual and not like he’s completely entranced by the way the snow melts before it even touches you.
he shouldn't be staring. he shouldn't want to.
because he already has a crush.
back home—real home—there’s a girl who works at the little corner store where he always buys his merch and energy drinks and plastic gacha keychains. she wears cute earrings. remembers his name. slips extra digimon stickers into his bag when she thinks he’s not looking.
he can’t seem to recall what she looked like, probably because of this whole isekai thing but he was sure about one thing. he was going to ask for her number, eventually. probably. maybe. someday.
but still he could not peel his gaze away.
you’re kneeling by a bed of bluebells—early bloom, thanks to your passive skill, blessing of spring. soft petals brush against your fingertips as you gently trace the outline of each flower, humming a song he’s pretty sure isn’t in the game’s ost. a small smile plays on your lips. the world around you feels alive in a way it never did when he played this on his old console—birds chirp too realistically, snowflakes glint too sharply, the wind carries your voice just enough to tease at the edge of his hearing.
and he’s just standing there. holy sword at his side. cape slightly crooked. heart lodged firmly in his throat.
“you’re staring again,” their rogue probably says behind him. maybe it’s their archer this time. he doesn’t hear. or rather—he refuses to.
because how the hell is he supposed to focus on defeating the demon king when you smile like that?
he’s the hero now. the chosen one. satoru gojo, level 99 celestial knight. maxed-out stats in everything that mattered: strength, speed, light magic resistance, charisma so broken it’s been nerfed twice since launch. and yet here he is—still taking psychic damage from the way your lashes flutter when you blink at him.
he’s been here for weeks ever since dozing off in a middle of some cutscene. isekai’d straight into his favorite game—celestial hearts: divine war of fate—which was absolutely not supposed to be a dating sim. it was about strategy and honor and battle mechanics. not about feelings or pretty saintess girls in glowing white cloaks and soothing voices who keep patting his head when he looks tired.
“sir gojo?” you say gently, glancing over your shoulder at him, smile soft and patient.
your eyes catch the light and sparkle—sparkle, literally sparkle. like someone turned the shader settings all the way up just for you. “you look flushed. are you feeling alright?”
“y–yeah,” he says, cracking audibly. god. why did his voice do that. he clears his throat. straightens up. resets his face to what he thinks is a neutral, knightly expression. “must be the sun. y’know. too hot.”
you blink. your lips part in polite confusion, and you glance up at the sky.
“but it’s snowing.”
“…right.”
his hands twitch at his sides, fingers flexing restlessly in his gloves. damn this game. damn the developers. damn their incredible, stupid attention to detail. your hands—bare, of course—hover over the flowers again, cupping one like a tiny offering. your sleeves fall past your wrists, white and gold embroidery catching the breeze. he knows your bio by heart: “saintess of the divine spring, miracle maiden of light,” the usual npc flavor text. maxed healing. high affinity scores. probably a tragic backstory somewhere in your questline.
but none of that mentioned how your laugh sounds like windchimes strung across heaven’s gate.
“sir gojo,” you say again, standing now, brushing imaginary dust and flower petals from your skirts. your movements are dainty, practiced, but your brows draw slightly inward with genuine concern. “you’ve been standing still for a while. are you sure you’re not overheating?”
his cape flutters awkwardly in the wind. his fingers go rigid. he can’t even blink.
girl. please.
he opens his mouth. closes it. opens it again, as if maybe this time something normal will come out.
“maybe i’m…” his voice trails off as he wills his brain to function. “overheating from your… divine radiance?”
the words leave him like a spell miscast.
a pregnant pause.
then—your eyes go wide. your lips twitch. and you laugh.
not a dainty giggle this time, but a laugh. soft and delighted and surprised all at once, curling from your throat like a melody no bard could replicate. you lift your sleeve to hide your smile, cheeks faintly pink—not blushing, no, the game probably just coded you to respond to compliments with a heat shader—
he’s going to die.
he’s actually going to drop dead right here in the middle of a flower field over a non-playable character.
somewhere deep in the forest, a bowstring snaps with unnecessary violence. someone—probably the mage—lets out a strangled, exhausted noise of pure despair.
satoru barely notices. he’s busy fighting for his life.
you’re still smiling at him. the wind rustles the bluebells. your hair glows like god’s personal sunbeam. the scene is perfect. it looks like a damn cg cut-in. he expects text to pop up any second with your name and some sappy line like “i’m glad you’re here, brave knight.”
but instead you just say, softly, with an amused little tilt of your head, “you’re strange, sir gojo.”
“i get that a lot,” he mumbles.
and somehow, impossibly, you smile brighter.
he has to beat the demon king. return to his world. back to traffic, vending machines, anime reruns, and microwaved curry. back to a life without hand-drawn skies and snow that melts against your skin and the way you say his name like it’s a blessing.
but you’re looking at him now like he’s the one glowing.
and satoru thinks—maybe. maybe just a little longer.
a few more days of fumbling compliments, of you laughing at his dumb jokes, of trying not to combust every time your hands brush his.
a few more days of your soft voice calling him “sir gojo” like you don’t even realize you’ve already enchanted him more deeply than any demon ever could.
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