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au. hector interrogates charles
Charles Lonnit. Twenty-seven years old. UK originally. Works as a crime reporter, most recently writing about the Beast of Arkansas.
He's the prime suspect in the Beast case.
Hector sighs, lifting his gaze from the file in his hands and looking at Charles sitting in the interrogation room. The young man looked very nervous, awkwardly looking around the empty room with his clear blue eyes, looking like a timid kitten about to be scolded for God knows what. Though actually it was clear for what - he had been caught red-handed at the crime scene, standing right over the corpse of another victim of the Beast of Arkansas. Hector saw with his own eyes Charles holding a camera, standing over the body of the poor woman, seemingly intent on taking the last picture of his creation.
Munday sighs heavily. There's something telling him that something isn't right here. It seems to have come out too easily. And Charles looks so broken and traumatised… it doesn't look like the behavior of the serial killer the FBI caught. He looks more like a teenager caught with some weed. It seems that if Hector walks into the room now, he will immediately start begging pitifully not to say anything to his parents.
Hector opens the door and goes inside. Lonnit immediately flinches, straightening up and looking at him with wide blue eyes. "You have to listen to me, I'm not the one you're looking for, I'm not a murderer, I'm just an investigative journalist!"
Munday replies nothing, silently pushing back his chair and sitting down opposite the young man, who is now looking at him with desperate hope. Hector tosses the folder carelessly onto the table. "You arrived in the country just a week before the first victim of the Beast of Arkansas was supposedly killed, Mr Lonnit. You know that?" says Munday calmly, only after these words raising his gaze to Charles' face, scrutinising all his emotions. And they were all really visible on his face, Lonnit looks like an open book. Very touching and emotional. Could this be just a mask for the cold-blooded serial killer he'd been looking for for so many months?
"W-well y-yes, I… I came to the US because I wanted to start working here, I was offered to work for a publication, I couldn't miss such an opportunity…" in a shaky voice tries to explain Charlie.
"Miss such an opportunity to write about your own murders?" asks Munday casually, staring coldly at the man in front of him.
"I didn't kill anyone!" says Lonnit anxiously.
"You were caught at the crime scene over the body of a woman who had just been murdered," remarks Hector.
"But I didn't kill her! Look, I'm telling the truth! I was just investigating, just like you, and came to the conclusion that he was killing these realtors somewhere he could have invited them to inspect the building, under some pretext… I visited another abandoned place before that, but found nothing there, and then I went there, and found this woman! I didn't kill her, she was already dead when I got there!" the young man raised his gaze, looking into his eyes sincerely, very anxiously.
Hector endured that look, remaining just as unwavering. After a couple of moments, he sighs quietly, lowering his gaze and opening a folder, pulling out some pictures of the women killed by the Beast and placing them in front of Lonnit on the table. The young man shudders. "Jesus," he says, squinting and looking away. Munday notices that his eyes are slightly wet with approaching tears. Charles purses his lips, trying to hold it back.
"What do you know about these women, Mr. Lonnit?" asks the FBI agent coldly.
"God, well of course I know a lot about them, I've written a dozen articles about the Beast's murders by now!" replies Charles nervously, continuing to avoid looking at the pictures. "And no, I haven't met them personally, none of them."
"I've read your articles" notes Hector after a brief pause. "Quite good ones. And there are sometimes some very interesting details and thoughts in them" Munday tilts his head slightly to the side, looking intently into Lonnit's face, as if studying every inch of his face, as if trying to see the imperfections in the mask he might have worn. "Where did you get those details you wrote about?"
"I…" Charlie falls silent. Hector tilts his head slightly to the side again, looking with interest at the way the suspect's ears flushed. That's… interesting.
"How did you get that information, Mr. Lonnit?" he presses.
"I slept with one of the medical examiners and deceived him by taking his phone" says Charles quietly and quickly, squinting with embarrassment, ashamed to admit that sort of thing.
Munday squints for a few moments, looking at him interestedly, then exhales, leaning back in his chair, saying nothing.
"I'm not a murderer, Agent Munday, believe me! I'm just a journalist… yes, I may not be the nicest and most law-abiding person, but I would never… I'm not a serial killer. And not a sociopath!" he says, raising his gaze again to Hector's eyes. His hands are shaking. It's as if he's about to cry from the unpleasant, pressing atmosphere.
"I know," Munday replies calmly and much more gently than before, and Charlie looks at him with the look of a shocked kitten. Hector reaches out and gathers all the pictures from the table, tucking them away in a folder so they don't make Lonnit nervous any more. "You don't fit the profile. The killer I'm looking for is a cold-blooded psychopath who enjoys the sight of violence and is eager to get caught, just to claim himself and his merits. He's strong, he's smart. You, on the other hand, are pathetic, Charlie. You're not capable of murder."
Charlie lowered his gaze awkwardly before looking into the agent's face again. "Rude… a bit offensive… but am I free?" he asks hopefully.
"There wasn't a drop of blood on your clothes, your fingerprints weren't found anywhere in the building and on the victim as well, and besides… the victim resisted. As far as they told me, they didn't find any marks of it on you."
"So… you knew from the beginning that I am innocent?" asks a somewhat bewildered Lonnit. "But then why did you… why did you interrogate me as if I were guilty?"
Hector shrugs, looking him in the eye. "I was just curious."
"What were you curious about?" asks confusedly Lonnit.
"You."
#charlie lonnit#hector munday#heclie#honestly I don't like it lol#but it was a very spontenious idea#and the idea is good damn#i would like to read something with this plot really#so the floor is yours guys#heh
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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Commissioned the amazing @magua-vida to draw my original Princesses, The Dancer & The Dream! I'm absolutely delighted with how they came out, they both look so pretty and bursting with personality!
For anyone who doesn't want to click through, you get the Dancer if you unlock the Princess's cuff & die of a heart attack, making her flighty but concerned, fussing over your health & safety. The Dream is Dancer's unique Chapter 3, who you get if you fall asleep in the cabin with Dancer fussing over you, and is smotheringly protective to the point of aggression & possessiveness while acting manipulatively sweet & fragile.
She just wants to take care of you... even (or especially) if it means chaining you up to keep you safe.
#slay the princess#stp#stp princess#stp original princess#stp original route#stp alternate route#the shifting mound#shifting mound#slay the princess fanart#stp fanart#stp oc#slay the princess oc#games#characters#commission info#my life#mine#//#Smitten & Paranoid for their respective voices#both because it fits & because it would be fun for those 2 to interact more#Smitten just wants to make her happy and doesn't appreciate so much cruel skepticism being thrown at her.#Paranoid doesn't trust the Dream's sickly sweet demeanor or how fast she cries if you don't give her what she wants.#Also#for the record#I want Dancer to have the reaction of ‘’She seems nice; possibly traumatized by seeing us die. But maybe a little obsessive?’’ that Damsel#gets. And I want Dream to get the ‘’Yes mommy’’ response both when she opens her arms and asks to hold you close and when she pins you#to the floor with the very manacle you freed her from locked around your wrist while she insists that she knows what’s best for you.#I just want the Princess to /actually/ manipulate me guys. I love a woman who can play me like a cheap kazoo.
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@wickjump you will never not be an absolute genius
#UTDR#UTMV#Wickjump#I just need these tags I have to keep them#I wanna print them and put them on my wall#This is everything to me#He just instantly becomes that like ''I'm the only one who does any work around here!!''#But if you try to help he's like ''but that's mine :< that's my job I do that :c''#Nightmare is gonna have to invest in so many star stickers#Do you think they have one of those star charts for Cross to put them on?#And the others have like. maybe 1 or 2 stars and Cross has like 45#But still refuses to believe he has earned anything around here#And him being mildly terrified of Horror#He's got that Jason Voorhees intimidating aura lol#I love Killer being like finally I don't have to do dishes! and then immediately trying to distract the guy who does dishes#Nightmare must think he hates having plates or something#No he just can't see Cross and leave him alone apparently#Also I feel like this adds a new layer to the saga of ''why are you always in Cross's bed''#Because I can imagine one time Killer invited Cross to sleep in his bed instead#But Cross took one look at the clothes all over his floor and junk everywhere and was like ''I have to leave right now immediately'' lol#Anyway I love reading your tags and posts so much they make my day <3
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#dbtag#silly hours#god#I feel like that's a really clear and consistent thing throughout the entirety of the manga but OTL leave it to Toei!!!!#lays on the floor I wish people were less afraid of letting “good guys” be flawed and selfish and reckless without having to like.#idk vilify them?#like Goku does and always has had a ton of negative qualities about him but what keeps him a protag and what keeps those negatives charming#is that 1) he never promises to be anything Else. If you're upset by his behavior that's a you problem Goku's just doing Goku#He's only upset when Other People get hurt because 2) almost none of those negative qualities contain any malice whatsoever#even as a kid when he was 'i killed that guy' it was like 'i solved a problem why are you mad (gen)' not 'good fucking riddance lol'#and he kept that as an adult too even when he learned more about compassion he's still 'well if you're not gonna stop i have to kill you'#it's never 'fuck off and die' it's always 'listen buddy either you knock it off or i knock you out there is no option c '#and god i love that Goku. I spent so long thinking I hated Goku growing up but I only hated Toei's Goku. Toriyama's Goku is GREAT.#like look if an antagonist is just a hero with the wrong perspective a hero is just a villain with the right one#and the fact that Goku has all of the qualities of a villain with none of the malice or intention makes him SO POWERFUL as a character#Goku doesn't like bystanders getting hurt. That doesn't make him less chaotic and self-centered and simplistic in his worldview.#A hero sacrifices his loved ones to save the world -- a villain sacrifices the world to save his loved ones --#Goku sacrifices himself because you cannot kill him in any way that matters#idskahds anyway here's another essay in the tags for your wednesday evening scroll#the justification the interviewer gave was that the anime was for kids but my beef with that is that Hero Tropes strip chaotic characters#of their emotions. Goku's conflicts are emotional. Goku's power is emotional. Goku's childlikeness keep him authentically emotional.#MORE kids -- ESPECIALLY little boys -- deserve a male protagonist who leans into his emotions to persevere and win.#Super deciding his “angelic state” would kill him makes me want to tear my hair out lmao Goku's EMOTIONS are too strong to hold it.#you could've just asked toriyama about it why'd you decide on the most basic high-stakes shorthand possible OTL#aNYWAY#media analysis#in the tags at least lol
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While venturing an ancient gem temple, they stumbled upon a modified light that can corrupt humans! Connie was able to fully move Steven out of the beam's range by pushing him off the stairs.
Commissioned by TheTinman1996! Thank you for commissioning!! 😁
#I don't know if that's painful tho.#commissioned work#If not I can imagine it's like a time when you look at something happening to your limbs that's not suppose to and there's no pain yet.#Just getting really freaked out about how wrong that is.#Oh never mind I double checked. She's in pain. lol#It was fun drawing this!#I don't need to add a mature tag on this right?#connverse#Connie Maheswaran#Steven Quartz Universe#SU#my shiz#steven universe#🦔#You know the thing when you Google for a specific reference and it doesn't show up? I had to go out to take a photo of this very specific#angle and flooring/set of stairs design#Well I mean. I guess it's good to go out of the house that didn't have to do with work or buying stuff. Maybe I'll be doing that from now#on for environmental backgrounds#The place looks so open and barren and simple because it's mainly built to be a trap instead of something more meaningful.#Which is good because I cannot do internal designing. lol#purple#TheTinman1996#flat color + bg commission#Don't worry guys she'll live
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all im saying is i deserved to see dean get real weird with it after that last one. two seasons after the widower arc he tells you he loves you and then dies. surely there will be no rammies from this
#‘bro not the quencies’ guy who’s sitting on a dungeon floor having a real normal time with it#and I mean real weird with it. this is why itf is crucial. for me. tear through a jc penney to find the exact original trenchcoat and then#have a near breakdown because you forgot the shoes. scream out loud cas always comes back when your brother attempts a Serious convo about#the fact that mayhaps this is the final time and cas is not coming back. begin timed cycles of daily prayer vigils and leave a key so he#can get back inside just in case. if you’re not home#I’ve come home I’m so cold let me in your window#basically i need to reread itf but it COULD have been done. and i think it should have
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season 8 makes me SICK
#fym i need you?!? GREGORY I AM CRYING#tears in my hilson eyes#fuck im so done with james wilson and gregory house being my evil gay dads#i have five months to live and your making me go thru it ALONE. help.#i need you to tell me that you love me#no. im not gonna tell you that unlesss you fight#greg you sick fuck#you guys went on a date and you need him and your not married i am on the floor crying over them#what the fuck do you mean house flooded a bathroom cause he couldn't properly deal with his grief#i just will not be okay becuase what are you talking about YOU FAKED YOIR DEATH FOR HIM I CANT#when wilson said that he always lets things go and he never minds and he's tired of it i FELT THAT spiritually#james wilson#gregory house#house md#hilson#this bitch literally goes crazy and tries to kill a patient becuase he's grieving his husband#I AM SICK#they are so married i hate them#i cannot stand them#I NEED TO EAT JAMES WILSON#THES AUTISM CREATURES WILL MOT GIVE ME PEACE#i cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house#you are responsible#I HATE IT
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#bad news that brings your whole week down kinda day#the kind of bad news you can’t bring up or else it’ll ruin everyone else’s mood kinda news#but I feel like I need to tell someone or it’s gonna tear me apart#my grandma is in the hospital and we don’t know how serious it is yet#it could be an easy fix or it could be bad we just don’t know#the waiting is the worst part when someone’s in the hospital#it always floors me#makes it hard to do anything#I’m praying it’s a fixable problem but we just don’t know yet#and I’m half a continent away so I can’t do anything#I just have to wait and I hate the waiting#I haven’t told any of my friends or classmates yet because I don’t wanna bring the whole room down#but it’s hard waiting for answers#it’s really hard#anyways sorry for rambling at you guys about my personal problems#I just needed to tell someone
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So like we all agree that Ras’ “Master” is the Overlord, right? They’re trying to hide it but it feels pretty obvious. Especially considering that the voice is reminiscent of his first appearance as Spiky Blob in s2, and the void Ras is pulled into reminds me of the void Harumi was in when she died. You’re not slick Ninjago writers I’m onto you
#lego ninjago#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#ras ninjago#overlord#ninjago overlord#god can this guy just fuck off#like OF COURSE he has a goddamn cult with Anti-Spinjitzu#watch Lloyd wipe the floor with his ass#overlord returns like#‘’mwahaha green ninja I’m so powerful now your prophecy was fake’’#and Lloyd pulls out Conduit powers and a goddamn source dragon
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HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SHOW THAT CHANGED MY LIFE!! 🎉🥳🎂
So maybe I'm a bit late to the party.. but that's not important 🤫🫶
#wordgirl#wordgirl fanart#pastrami sandwiches#art#digital art#becky botsford#captain huggyface#bob wordgirl#wordgirl pbs#pbs kids#EUGHH JESUS#fanart#IM COVERED IN BATTLE SCARS AND MY CLOTHES ARE RIPPED ALL OVER#HEY BABE IT TOOK ME SIXTEEN HOURS BUT YOUR WORDGIRL ANNIVERSARY FANART IS DONE#PASSES OUT ONTO FLOOR#sorry guys I'm a bit tired FR THOUGH i love this show so much and it's brought me so much joy in the past..?#four months?? has it really only been that long?#geez#I don't know if yall can tell#but this show means a lot to me#i really have had a genuinely awesome time being here in this fandom even if I've only been here for a little while#SDJH#SORRY IM MAKING THIS A LOT MORE SENTIMENTAL THAN IT HAS TO BE RN#but seriously this kids show is awesome you guys are awesome and I'm so happy to be here#ive been really wanting to say that for a while now#this should've only taken me like three days but because of school it took like five 😭#speaking of school I HAVE A TEST TO STUDY FOR OOOH GOD#HURRIEDLY RETREATS BACK INTO THE SHADOWS#BYE GUYS LOVE YALL!!#💖‼️
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More notes for Roach conlanging. Roach has grammatical gender, in which only Male, Female, and Object are grammatical genders, whereas Worker uses feminine grammar, Queen and King use a slight variant on feminine grammar, and Drone, and Queen-Alate use masculine grammar. This is because King is derived from Queen, due to their similar positions in a colony, and Queen-Alate is derived from Drone, as both are forms of alate.
Queen is an alteration of feminine grammar that functionally just adds a handful of extra syllables to it, and King is an offsprout of Queen that uses the same grammar with different pronouns. Queen-Alate, despite the name, is derived from Drone, as they are both for referring to different types of alate ant.
Most Roach dialects are intelligible to speakers of Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach, but Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach is not entirely intelligable to speakers of Roach dialects due to a mix of the excessively specialized vocabulary caused by the specific needs of its speakers, the fact that its speakers do not necessarily have Roach mouthparts and thus may not pronounce syllables in a similar way, and due to the fact that Inanimate Object is a full grammatical gender that does not exist in any other dialect of roach and replaces a decent chunk of terminology for things that previously had Other Words For Them.
#we speak#conlang#bug fables#please excuse us if we're mangling the terminology here btw. we cannot for the life of us remember the proper terms for half of this#and every time we try to google things it winds up turning up nothing#probably because we're googling shit like “the term for the thing where self reference is different if youre a guy or a girl”#and like. “part of speech that you use to refer to other people that isnt pronouns or a name that has title associations”#if we reread some textbooks we will probably remember but unfortunately these are not our textbook reference posts#they are our “what if we told you about the cool ways that we did grammar in here” post#god we love grammatical grammar (<guy who doesn't have a strong enough sense of gender to remember der and die properly)#(because we are the specific type of speaker where we're half operating based on what Feels Right with the word and we are)#(so fucking bad at remembering how gendering words is meant to go)#(the secret reason we hate phonetics is because we have to contend with both figuring out how mouthparts would work and like)#(Working Out A Reasonable Collection Of Sounds To Have In Our Language. which means we have to actually like. name things)#(cruel and unusual that we have to make actual words rather than loosely tossing building blocks on the floor. honestly.)#anyways snakemouth den roach is one of those dialects where it's on the verge of becoming a language on its own#where it's very debatable on if it's Actually A New Language or just a very specific dialect of an old one because. well. boxes#picture it as like. trying to speak to someone who you Think is speaking french but they have an extremely thick regional accent#and they keep using like ten-syllable words that you probably don't know but that seem to refer to things that could be referred to#way more concisely?#and also rather than just le and la they have added an entire new lu to the mix and you are unclear if its the accent or a new word entirel#(note: we are not a specialist on french as we primarily know it in the “we've been around it long enough to vaguely know what's being said#way and are not currently caught up enough on whatever they have going on to know about any major grammar stuff going on over there)#(but we are terrible enough with remembering the grammar of the german that we do speak that we do not trust ourself to not be Worse there)
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
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#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described#74
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He found out he’s not the highest rated anymore….isn’t taking it too well <<
#wallowing in that feeling of missing out or not being good enough for others standards (or even your own tbh) :))#no but actually I hope no one takes this post the wrong way#it was actually very therapeutic to draw this?#I know some people don’t like seeing their comfort character in distress but for me it’s almost reassuring#knowing that even this silly guy has hard days. Makes them feel human and sympathetic?#like they understand hardships and still persist despite it all#I hope no one takes offense :( don’t worry he’ll be feeling better about it soon enough 💜#but I also have no issues with this art being taken humorous#(because he do be ugly crying like a desperate teenager that got rejected)#reminds me of the ‘no your cringe’ meme someone else drew Mr. Puzzles too lol#so you can interpret this art as serious or silly I don’t care either way honestly#My inspiration here is that after he was defeated he kinda spent a couple days upset about it#started to cut apart star shaped fairy lights in frustration and cut out paper to resemble stars he wished he could have#just kinda going berserk in outrage obsessing over star shaped objects to fill that void#hence why it looks like there’s arts & crafts and Star glitter everywhere on the floor lol#but like I said you can make up your own story and narrative for it <3#hplonesome art#mr puzzles fanart#cw crying#tw crying#mr puzzles crying#crying mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles fanart
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