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I love Chris Argent and all his big ass guns. Like, I already love the trope of people living in a fantasy world where they could have magic or super powers but they choose to just use a straight up gun instead but Chris is so fucking funny when he does it. Because yes, he lives in a world with supernatural creatures and magic and chooses to use guns to defend himself but also, every time the threat is a little too much for him to handle with his pistol, he just takes out a bigger gun that he just happened to have on his person this whole time. You will NOT catch his ass unprepared, he's got a firearm for every occasion and just so happens to keep all of them on him at all times.

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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2020s angels

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i love imsa

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i'll literally be cooking in my flat at 9pm like "oh golly gosh i hope im not chopping these carrots too loudly" while five fuckass little white men with fugly ass fades and matching shoes will be screaming like banshees at an old folks home during flu season and running through the courtyard, slamming doors and shoving each other and i just think. i should buy a gun.

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the way that i was so bemused and indifferent to the d'angelo family when i first saw them in nxt, and now i am like..... i would kill and die for these random italian americans.

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GET HER ASS RIZZO

+ bonus (so true sign guy)

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its madness to me that there are yuri fans in the world not watching wrestling. you guys have no idea what you're missing.

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was a bit unsure about sol and zaria as a team in the start but my god. i love weird women.

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say christian

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matt and jeff getting "you still got it" chants while they are literally reigning champs is legit hilarious. feels like a roast on a transcendal level.

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take me to snurch (snail church)

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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TYLER HOECHLIN

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im convinced booker t starts every nxt show by having a small stroke and then just winging commentary for the next hour like my brother what the fuck are you talking about. "shaun spears is like a gps. he's reinvented himself". what in the name of god does this mean.

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eating paneer and watching wrestling good lord does it get better than this

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