#so that has to count for something

[theshadeblindcolor]

I find the parallels between Evbo and PrinceZam in PVPciv and Jesus and Judas so compelling. Both are friends or friendly and help each other until one day where they betray them. Evbo being a sacrificial lamb of sorts is also apart of that. Only being use to save the people of the iron level from dying. Like Jesus saves people for their sins from hell.

[jenanigans1207]

I love nanowrimo.

And I’d really love to actually be prepared for it some year!

[luck-and-larceny]

Send 🎮  to see them in a cosplay of the mun’s choice

LOL. This is so stupid and so poorly done, but hopefully that just makes it funnier in a way.

I thought about drawing on the mustache, but then I remembered that there is a false mustache in the game and just had to use it. My greatest sorrow is that my obvious lack of editing skills means that I couldn't figure out how to keep the flaming car there. It's Malika Malcharov! It needs MORE fire, not less.

Thanks for the Ask and so sorry for the response!

[flying-sparrow]

shout out to my neighbours who had to listen to the same 4 songs on repeat for the last hour. I'm so sorry, I was home alone and decided to have my own concert even though I can't sing for shit.

[homoerotic-shonen-rival-showdown]

I always figured I'd become a one man shaman king advertising campaign at some point I just didn't think it'd be through tumblr poll tournaments

[helmip]

✨🌟star light, star bright🌠✨

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[kaiserouo]

if ordan karris wanna complete that sentence does that mean he also likes us?

[alexwilltellyouthings]

Oh "Edwin has so many love interests" this, "Edwin gets all the bitches" that but you know what's amazing? It's not JUST the love interests

He captivates literally EVERYONE in some way or another

Niko and him are an instant click. Cat King, well, you know. Monty was supposed to betray him but fell in love. He gave Crystal the hardest time and still she ended up loving him. He found out Simon liked him back. DESPAIR FUCKING LIKES HIM. Esther wants what he can give her (terrible I know but walk with me).

Is there something else in him we don't know of? Magic? Cosmic energy? How does that work???

[stargatebarbie]

It’s my Stargate and I’ll make it pink if I want to

[mangofanarts]

Sunny and their crown friends (aka, their bodyguard, chauffeur and Accountant)

EDIT: @this-is-a-name-dont-worry Thank you for letting me know about their pronouns!! I wasn't aware :>!! Unfortunately I can't edit my tags to change some of it to they because I'm on mobile tho I'll use they/them for sunny more in the future!!

[unhappy-sometimes]

Comic suggestion.

Anya gets sick. Like hospital sick (she won't die. I just returned recebtly from a hospital stint due to heat illness. Just thought it was an idea)

I just kinda wanna see loid freak out

all the low iron girlies stand up 🧍‍♀️

(but not too fast)

[smieska-draws]

kinda a continuation of my thought that Spamton's purpose was to accentuate/boost others, how its represented by the intensity of his glowing, the intensity of his personality.

Would his intensity be too much for people? Would he get shushed by his peers for speaking too loud or too much? Acting too ambitious, too arrogant while delivering sub-par results?

Some called it 'passionate', others called it 'annoying'.

Maybe someone, somewhere called it 'potential'.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

bonus:

[waitineedaname]

not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (bonded pair)