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kansasjustgotgayer · 4 months ago
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I cant wait for the 3 months a year that i dont sweat so much all day that i have to immediately shower after getting home.
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silusvesuius · 5 months ago
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testing out drawing maormer 🪸🐚🪸 and a nelvas 🧣📜🩷 i'll ramble about maormer a bit in the tags
#tes#skyrim#my art#do you like my nelvas emojis🧣📜🧣📜 get it? scarf🤗 and scroll🤗 Everything hurts sofucking bad#anyways i talked about them wif my friend quite a bit i basically 'agree' w/ everything that is written about them && their biology in -#- canon; except tes is very much all Talk and no good actual visual presentation of what it's talking about#cus all of the maormer look like garboooo likeee what am i looking @#but since this is just a first test i think i'll keep playing around with their looks later; they are most close to altmer obvi in the -#- sense of how 'mutated' they r. however maormer are more gross looking for the typical human#they do have flat faces and alldat in canon already but i want them to just have nostrils and no real nose bridge#and they have no lips😝 they also have very visible gums. && have anglerfish teeth#what would be fur on other mer is just scales on them and is placed is scattered in the same places#i was thinking of making swimming most comfortable for them so i gave them more fins#they'd have them on arms and legs and the hair on the tail for them is just a big fin🐠#as for hair i'm thinking of them having none of it at all bcos it looks sooooo ugly on them it's very unnerving to see hair on fish#either no hair at all or something with a different texture. like slimy silky thin seaweed#or the hair that m*necraft striders have LMAO#webbed fingers is cuuuute they'd have webbed armpits like they're those flying rodents🐿 lol#i'd place their gills on both the neck and their ribs#whenever they wear clothes they tie their arm and leg fins up ; i think from birth they just stay in water until they hit puberty and -#- r able to actually walk around#another cute fact is that males and females wud look literally the same almost (women are flat chested too)#fish fish fish#maybe i'll rethink some stuff. i still wanna draw fish babies#but in reality i think even the mere existence of maormer is very pointless bc they don't really matter at all do they#tes lore is soooo overstuffed that's why i don't know anything about it my time is so valuable to meLMFAOAOOO#saw a typo in this sorry i'm just chill like that
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shipping-all-ships · 4 months ago
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Midam AU where Adam makes a joke about the last guy that wanted inside him at least wine-and-dined him first and that's how they had their first date (after Michael asked his horrified siblings what that meant).
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zeyan · 8 months ago
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DEMON HUNTER
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mikakuna · 11 months ago
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i don't think we talk enough about how genuinely fucked it was that people called in to vote on a child character's death. like yeah he's fictional but also what the fuck
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spacenintendogs · 10 months ago
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went through the entire tag for your dragons off the coast au and !!! oh the sillies!! you get them soo much also don't @ me but your snotlout is kind pretty though,,, scrungly cringefail loserman prettyboy im Enamored with him
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all he knows is you called him a prettyboy
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itspileofgoodthings · 1 month ago
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the boys I teach have been so unpleasant to me this week but the boys I used to teach have been really sweet and tbh it helps so much.
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vamptastic · 4 months ago
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few things more exhausting than somebody making a post about fatphobia and half the comments being "so true... not all fat people are morbidly obese 600 pound slobs some of them have a condition and just can't help being fat (immoral) (bad thing) (wouldn't be it if given the choice)". like sorry but the morbidly obese 600 pound slobs are most definitely a better hang than you are. and also far more people are morbidly obese according to the BMI than you'd likely guess by looking at them. also, shut up.
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heartnoose · 2 months ago
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I’ve finally decided that I’m going to finish rewriting my Kaiki smut in y/n format, so I can post it on ao3 like the little fiendish goblin I am before Trump outlaws fanfic
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lucifer-kane · 3 months ago
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Found out if you don't romance Emmrich he gets with Strife and honestly I LOVE that
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maximotts · 10 months ago
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Anyways if someone wants to go to work for me for like idk just two weeks so I can catch up on everything in my own personal life, that’d be BEAUTIFUL
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moonlightindarkness · 3 months ago
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idk yall like i think its p valid to be upset that barricade is paywalled, phones are outright banned entirely, prices are astronomical, and there's only a one day warning for pre-sale, especially for a band that consistently critiques capitalism, to the point of having multiple songs about it if not an entire album
like maybe it's just me but i don't really think it's "chronically online" to call out gross and greedy ticketing practices by your faves 🤷🤷
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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 6 months ago
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working on a gifset and can i just say phia saban the ACTRESS THAT YOU ARE:
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the sharp fucking turn when he's like wubuwbwu its a lieeee, the withering looks she gave him. it was excellent.
#tbd#anti helaemond#i guess sorry lol#full offence but i would just throw myself into the godseye if helaena looked at me like that#anyway listen the show is trash and yeah x sucks and y sucks but like i know she channelled all the energy for this one#l'm so bitter about like the lack of helaegon and even saltier bc tom and phia tried to get scenes#they fucked like the worst moment of these two chars lives and didn't even let them share in a loss that only the two of them could fathom#but man i felt it here she was channelling it here ok that's all i can say#it was sooooo you come onto my balcony after you tried to kill my husband and now u try to lie to meee????#will anything come of this? no because condom and hiss are trash but like i am sorryyyyy for enjoying this but i'm not#it's all nonsense but i'm willing to take my CRUMB!!!#but yeah like to be clear: it's frustrating that she's relegated to this no taste for flying shit and i hate it so much#genuinely a disgusting thing to throw in there for a char who canonically loved nothing more than flying on her fucking dragon#bc if they are so determined for her to not wanna burn people there is literally everything to gain and nothing to lose#by having her fly around on dreamfyre just as a show of strength or scouting or anything#and faux feminist sara piss i'll never forgive you for your gross writing#like fucking hate show clownmond so much but like yeah she is his only option i agree#but i'm just going to enjoy this in isolation bc it was so cathartic after rr and a*mond continued to torture a fucking bedridden aegon#and an entire season of his fam treating him like shit#hotd spoilers
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galaxywarp · 1 year ago
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I fixed my bathroom sink today.!!. It had been clogged for months and ya know with all the ….. depression ….. I was “fine” with not using it. For awhile there my only source of running water in the apartment was my bathtub.. lol…..
But look!!!
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It’s fixed!! It drains now! And it’s clean!!!! I can brush my teeth like a normal person now ;w;
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petrichorvoices · 5 months ago
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[ID: a photo of a bong sitting on the ground. the bong is clean and shaped like a spilled ice cream cone. a cat wearing a name tag that says ‘Dax’ is sniffing the top, looking somewhat like he is taking a hit from it. end ID]
LOOK HOW CLEAN WE GOT OUR BONG we found isopropyl alcohol at the dollar store and it works SO much better than the hand soap and water we were using before. we’re still gonna save it for deep cleans because this deep clean took almost the entire bottle of it but she’s so clean
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tuxedoprincess · 9 months ago
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my blocklist here is made up entirely of men who write male reader smut about kpop girls lol
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