#so real for saying that bestie

[torawro]

me during and after reading this

OHHHHHH MY GODSHHHHHH EREENNNN *moans* pls the way i could visualize this entire thing and i felt— i felt it like i feel like i can feel his grip on me and his presence ik i sound insane but please just—

thinking about having sex w plug!eren and how he’s got your legs thrown over his shoulders while his hands are glued to your hips fucking you like a mad man. “o-oh erennn,” you whimpered wrapping your hands around his wrists, “you’re going too hard i— ah! i can’t.” eren couldn’t help but giggle throwing his head back as he did so, his pace never once faltering. “so sensitive…so fragile like a little doll—my little doll,” he smiled reaching over to his bedside table to grab the half finished blunt you two had leftover. thankfully while he smoked his once brutal pace had slowed, but unfortunately the harsh thrusts had become much much harder the only sounds in the room being your pathetic mewls and the sound of eren’s pelvis clapping against your thighs. his free hand found purchase on your tummy, pressing down lightly on the area to get an even bigger reaction of out you. “eren please,” you sighed dreamily resting one of your hands on top of his. you didn’t even know what you were begging for at this point you just wanted more of him—weed always made you a bit more clingy than usual :(( “please what? what do you want mama” he cocked his head to the side, blowing a fat cloud of smoke in your face. your brows furrowed in frustration the itch to have his skin pressed against yours growing by the second, “i just— i don’t know i just want you eren. ‘wanna feel you—all of you.” his eyes wandered down to your hand that was toying with his fingers and he grinned, “my poor clingy baby, let me put this out.” eren set the blunt in the ashtray before pushing your knees to your chest, the fallen strands from his bun tickling your face. “this what you wanted mama? just wanted to be skin to skin hm?” he whispered pressing his forehead against yours. the new angle had you seeing stars but eren thankfully kept you leveled talking you through orgasm after orgasm, praising you for being his good girl and making him feel oh so good. he’s just the best bf ever.

[finnprof]

medic tf2 as bayonetta

medinetta........................

also obligatory heavymedic (noooo heavy watch out :c)

burly beast meets bayonetta or something~

idk hope that's to your liking! not gonna lie this lowkey pulled me out of an artblock so thanks a bunch for this request!!

[yunogf]

the voice of the people

[doehoney]

Criminal Minds is so real for their “the unsub is a man until proven otherwise” mentality

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

[blossoms-phan]

many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not

[marsbotz]

can you even call urself a real ninjago fan if you dont have at least one side character ur weirdly obsessed abt…

[chiropteracupola]

an assortment of my temeraireverse fic-dragons!

[cygnet and honoré are from fifteenth-century britain and france, aquilillus, flavia magna, and bán are from second-century britain, and cipachcoatzin is from sixteenth-century mesoamerica]

[your-fave-is-christian]

Sharks (I know the “real life” rule, but when Creation sings in glory, will not a shark be part of the choir?)

All sharks from real life are Christian!

[fiercestcorpse]

fragile things

"wen ning is a knife" - a wen ning playlist about violence, personhood, and autonomy.

Rain in Soho - the Mountain Goats No town more barren than our town No haven safer than the one they tore down No greater love than to lay my life down for a friend No sweeter pleasure than to see the credits clear through to the end

Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) - Florence + The Machine This is a gift, it comes with a price Who is the lamb, and who is the knife?

Munich - Editors People are fragile things, you should know by now You'll speak when you're spoken to

Haemoglobin - Placebo How'd I ever end up here? Must be through some lack of kindness

Zombie - The Cranberries When the violence causes silence We must be mistaken

Cross Your Fingers - Laura Marling Oh, I jump into your grave and die And on my word you'll give up your whole life for me And you'll be reborn, bigger and stronger and less alive

The Killing Type - Amanda Palmer But I would kill to make you feel I don't mean kill someone for real I couldn't do that, it is wrong But I could say it in a song

She's Lost Control - Joy Division And a voice that told her when and where to act She said, "I've lost control again"

Me, I'm Not - Nine Inch Nails I feel it coming apart Well, at least I tried

Rose - A Perfect Circle So no longer will I lay down Play dead, play this Kneel down Gun-shy, martyr, pitiful

Alive Again - Marianas Trench I walk around like I'm alive again But I know it's just not the same

Big Bird - AJJ And I'm afraid of the mob mentality That makes otherwise normal people go blind

Placebo Effect- Siouxsie and the Banshees With your empty containers Another corpse ornaments your waiting room A placebo effect reversed

Blind Dumb Deaf - The Cocteau Twins [lyrics aren't important. just vibes]

Creature Song - The Mountain Goats I remember the burning in my body And the buzzing in my head And yeah, I do remember your voice Smoothing over my only choice

On The Wire - Sisters of Mercy I don't sleep So I don't dream So I don't wake up frightened

Disorder - Joy Division I've got the spirit, lose the feeling Let it out somehow

Square Hammer - Ghost Hammering the nails Into a sacred coffin You call on me for powers clandestine

Sowing Season (Yeah) - Brand New Time to get the seeds into the cold ground It takes a while to grow anything.

[defective-4068]

Seeing bucktommy hate in the bucktommy tag really just makes me laugh. It's been canon for what? 10 weeks now? Bro, move on! Find something else to make yourself miserable.

I know who I'm talking about will see this because they probably stalk the bucktommy tag so, this is for you:

Buck and Tommy are in a relationship that IS Canon whether you like it or not, they kiss, they cuddle, they comfort eachother, they go on dates, they absolutely fuck nasty, they ARE boyfriends and lastly, I hope you can find something other than shitting on people's happiness that brings you joy in your clearly sad, miserable and pathetic life.

I hope the rest of y'all have a nice day/night :)

[sakamoto-gays]

Can't stop thinking about Toramaru using gen Z internet slang. I just know she's cronically online and the way she talks makes Mafuyu go crazy.

[ssruis]

My unpopular ruikasa take is that tsukasa (if given encouragement and a good enough pep talk) would say something. His confidence in himself and the strength of his bond with rui would hard carry in this situation even if he would prefer to not say anything. “I shouldn’t run from my feelings and if I’m rejected it’ll be fine.” but rui would saw off his own leg if it let him escape a situation where he had to even come close to confessing to tsukasa. Rui “deep seated fears about being too much & losing his friends over it” “zero desire to risk shaking up the group dynamic and having it turn negative” “it’s selfish for me to want to keep my loved ones by my side” kamishiro would absolutely go “he will hate me forever im not saying shit I will never speak of this to anyone ever” unless he was 100% confident the feelings were reciprocated. & even then it’s a 50-50.

[iamdognow]

they state that kepler has worked for nearly every department at Goddard but I was thinking. How the hell did he start there. And well uhmmm I think he started as a translator fresh out of college at age 22, and (un)fortunately caught cutters attention during a business meeting

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]