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#me#data#i appreciate your honesty in this matter#i will genuinely be upset if you pick the mean option tho#so please dont pick that#im required to hang swords of damocles everywhere i go#not permissible in court#i dont know if its obvious that tag just means im high
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day 16482 of trying to figure out what color jay's magic is
#jrwi riptide#jay ferin#i just think she's neat 😳#also like. what color is her magic?????? it's green but its also blue but its also possibly fiery yellow??? like. gurl please pick one#blue wings did look better than green or yellow tho so um. yeah.#but for healing and stuff? i swear i remember it being green. and there was this magical green eagle during la alma arc? mannn#it would make sense for it to be green because she learned magic around her mother (probably?) and uh...#i dont know how these facts related but they are.#but also the ferin part of her family all have yellow fire magic? I think?#but she's also *jay* so like. blue.#mhmmhmhmhmmhmh#i suppoooose it can be all the different colorsss but like.... the consistency....#sigh#my art#sketch
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#im a puddle. dont look at me. i KNOW this isn't what's gonna end up canon. do i care>???>?>?>?> NO!!! NOT EVEN A LITTLE!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE#look at this loser abt to get bodied lmao GVHFJBKD silver i believe in u. saluting emoji. u can do it my SON i believe in u!!!!!#i um. i went a little silly crazy on this. blinking cutely at u. this took uhhhhh 7? hours? and like 10 different comps before i picked this#ob malleus my beloved. ppl be like 'i dont like the fit' i think they are incorrect i love it. the DRAMA!!! third fav ob fit vil and riddle#please talk to me abt diasomnia all day every day so i can get it out of my system. i am DISSOLVIBNF i cannot BELIEVE i hafta wait for plot3#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#twst silver#silver vanrouge#sebek zigvolt#lilia vanrouge#diasomnia#ch 7 spoilers#chapter 7 spoilers#suntails
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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soo me and @pricklyshadow were talking about rarepairs and they gave out the ship viva and trollex
and then something in my mind clicked, neurons were changed and distributed. can you see the vision im having with triva..... silly x silly.......
#artists on tumblr#turontot art#trolls#trolls band together#trolls world tour#trolls viva#trolls king trollex#king trollex#trollex#viva#im still thinking of a shipname for them#but for now its triva#please tell me some of u get the vision#im having so much fun with this ship u dont even know#i need help picking shipnames for them#ravecandy#fish n chips#or starfish#starfishshipping#starfish#triva#trolls starfish#starfish trolls
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heres my yaoi for the night
#sonadow#sonic x shadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow gens#sonic x shadow generations#i dont know why you guys like to see#men kiss so bad like yall are freaks#ugh… stop being weird#(please pick these tags are jokes)#i made a sonic art blog btw
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You know what we should bring back?
Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.
#“progressive christians are ignoring the bible except for ”love thy neighbour“”#yeah well LOVE OVER VERSES#quit it. im tired of this. just. can we just be nice to everyone?? please?? peace and love on planet earth??#“being gay is a sin tho” “wow this is so immodest” do i look like i care? does jesus look like he cares? i dont think so.#go stab out your eye or smth if you wanna live by the law so badly huh???#funny how suddenly it isnt literal and shouldnt be done because humanity learned and grew since that was written#*points to the verses used to justify homophobia* i mean literally this whole concept changed since then it isnt even the same thing#screaming at the top of my lungs while punching the wall like please please dont cherry pick the bible#“*blank* is a sin” do you like seafood tho?? is your clothing from mixed fabrics?? did you shave??#im just saying that maybe you should let the spirit guide you instead of following the law blindly. what do i know tho. im just a stranger.#queer christian#progressive christianity#i guess??#my religious rants#leftist christianity? anarchist christianity? i do not know??
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context <3
#THE FUCKING SOUND I MADE READING THAT REPLY#poppy: this is a genuinely good option <3#sally: ...we're literally 28#and then wally slams his head into one of sally's points. Instantly lobotomizing himself#jokes aside this is just. its so funny#theyre too short....#they need the high chairs....#but how are they gonna get into them... too tall... poppy has to pick them up and put them in...#except i doubt either of them would allow that#wally would probs be like 'no thank you' while walking away while sally suggests 20 alternatives#'why dont we sit on the floor? or go to my place? or do literally anything else?'#scribble salad#on an entirely different note:#AHA! I HAVE PUZZLED OUT HOW TO DO SALLYS POINTS!!#i have never been good at drawing stars but!!! i have cracked the code with her!!!#im so happy.... tonight is a night of Figuring Essentially Useless Stuff Out but being very pleased about it Anyway!!!!
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im doing simplyplural profiles, and quite a few of us dont have faceclaims
so they're ferrets.
if you dont have a faceclaim, you are now a ferret until proven otherwise
#I think all systems should do this#when people dont have facecalims#just pick an animal for your collectiv3#and that is now the 'faceclaimless faceclaim'#osdd#osddid#did#osdd system#endos dni#anti endo#we are ANTI ENDO#ENDOS DO NOT INTERACT#PLEASE#ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN U KEEP DOING THIS#GUH anyway#osdd sys#-Baph
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Fellas you ever get so suddenly horny you snap your pen in half?
Anyway, very very silly comic inspired by an ask on the rotten raccoons account that mentioned Oleander was into socks with garters. So of course i had to draw Vesper in them.
Did Vesper do this by accident? On purpose? Pick whatever is the most fun for you.
#its actually so pleased with how i drew vesper shows+crossed ankles in the first pick#dont know if i can replicate that#vesper#vesper obscura#obscura#obscura vn#oleander obscura#Wren
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There is currently a rather large discussion ongoing about the RW fandom behavior, drama, etc. I am not going to talk about the specifics of whats happened for a number of reasons. But what I do want to say is that if at any point you've harassed people over it, whether that be through anon asks or public posts- you did nothing but damage the ability for people to correctly process what is happening. You contributed nothing but harm to an already delicate situation. It does not matter what "side" you were on and I will not tolerate further interaction with me or my work if I found out you did such. If you let your personal hate for anyone boil over into threats, wishes for long term harm and petty comments meant to contribute nothing but slander or mental distress for the individuals involved who were already distressed (or acting irrationally) you did nothing but make it harder for people to process their emotions, thoughts and behaviors constructively. Regardless of who you think was in the right, who fucked up, whatever. It doesn't matter if they deserved it, or earned it, or if its an eye for an eye. Its difficult enough as it is to think clearly when presented with any kind of stressful situation and heckling people does nothing but make it worse and harder for them to explain themself in any capacity. I don't want you anywhere near me if you think that is an acceptable way to act.
#Please do not ask for me details- I am not involved#I am not the person to ask.#I very intentionally stay out of wider fandom circles because i want to keep enjoying things i like (lol)#But i have seen some absolutely vile behavior both openly and on alts or anon#even from the 'anti harassment' side because of course they also just want a justified target#to hurt or slander but this time under the guise of 'well they did it first!'#Its a pathetic display on all sides in terms of behavior long before for you even try picking a part who fucked up and where#and its not surprising that many artists have felt uncomfortable with it long before it boiled over into this. It would have been a problem#even if there had never been an actual incident because people were simply behaving in uncomfortable and offputting ways in regards to how#they treated creators here. fandom has a problem in general with that but it was particularly public and open#Anyway Im not leaving the fandom or anything im comfortably on the fringes of it for a reason and dont intend on digging in any further.#But this issue has been cooking for months for frankly and with this its gotten even more openly hostile. And yes- even those#'anti harassment' types are very happy to harass when they have their own reason for it. so im not giving them an inch#But beyond that and this particular incident people have just been way too comfortable being cruel openly#and letting their personal dislike of things bleed into how they act.#Also one more thing: If an artist deletes or leaves and takes their art with them the bear minimum of respect is to honor that choice#save what you want when its there and keep it but if they want their work gone than god respect that dont set up entire archives#for shit people choose to wipe. If they delete it that should be honored no matter how you feel about it#t.extpost
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oouuuuuuu I love my guyyyy ohhhhh I love himmmm I love drawing him 100 million times every single day
#me trying to calm down HAHAHAH#like ok steve. get your shirt off.#ALMAOALKGJLKGMGAGASKGSAGJLGKMGLK#sketches#steve#time and time again#ttawebcomic#also I dont like being TOO SERIOUS TOO MUCH IN A ROW...#back to posting normal style#art zone#sketch zone#we going sketch mode#doing this so that I can focus on work I've got a few things I have to pick between doing#enjoy#I love him so much#maybe later I'll make like a steve apreciation post if I remember#or something idfk#you could too#if you wanted#me literally like begging people to make fanart and fan posts about my comic#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I'm talking to myself over here you gotta help me out
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I spent 3 hours replying to this anon simply to say "everyone gets a Vaporeon (except Sylvain)".
#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#marianne von edmund#ferdinand von aegir#sylvain jose gautier#fe three houses#pkmn#long post#i would literally explain why everyone fits with vaporeon (except sylvain) but that would take too much time to draw#however there are super valid reasons i could list for why everyone deserves a vaporeon (except sylvain)#also fun fact - ferdinand would 100% go out of his way to get bernadetta that shiny eevee to be a shiny vaporeon#she deserves a purple helper and friend and he will make sure she gets that#you cannot tell me ferdinand von aegir wouldnt go the extra mile because he absolutely would#also i provided a why so i dont want anyone to argue with these picks because i know im right#and i can provide reasons for everyone (except sylvain) to have a vaporeon#thank you its dinner time bye please appreciate this @ you anon i spent so long on this post
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memes in defiance of valentine’s day
(blood & artistic nudity under readmore)
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#hot bloody transmasc peter under cut#not doing anything risqué tho sorry lol#hobie brown’s spider getup includes four inch platforms thats why hes tall only when hes masked#otherwise theyre 5’8 which is still tall but not compared to their GIANT PARTNER whom they LOVE#did you know theyre so in love did you did you#that last no-color sketch is actually transfem peter but i dont think too many people will pick up on that#oh well. i do my work regardless of praise#(not true please love me)#these were a lot of fun and i do have more to post hehe#tw blood
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"That was a great opening pitch ceremony before the game today! Matthew Tkachuk from the Panthers, Jayson Tatum from the Celtics, threw out the first pitch today. Two St. Louis Champions!" "—Thought they went to high school together, they rode the bus to school together, they won Championships in the same year. That's pretty amazing!" "Well Tatum's one-uped him, he's got a gold medal too. From the Olympics." "Yeah, that's true... So I went downstairs today to go say, 'Hi,' to Keith Tkachuk, obviously, and Matthew. I have this picture of Keith and I, and Matthew when he was 5 years old in front of my locker. So we reincarnated the picture today." "Oh, did you?" "Yeah, it was pretty funny—except for Matthew was a little too tall to stand on the chair this time, and Keith has gained a few pounds as he said. But still one of the greatest people—I think—that will ever be around this city—right there, that guy, Keith Tkachuk. There's his son, Matthew, right there. What a great family! I always say the star of their family is Mrs. Tkachuk. Chantal is, obviously the mom, and she is the star of the show—"
los angeles dodgers @ st louis cardinals | 8.18.24
#matthew tkachuk#the tkachuks#florida panthers#had to leave in the showy solo bomb in the clip because its so funny you dont understand#“lets talk about matthew and zoom in on him- (showy homerun)”#(zooms in on matthew suffering)(makes him suffer more)#woe! casters curse be upon ye!#they never pick up on this afterwards showys solo homer completely derails them and theyre too focused on the chaos that happens in the 5th#so we'll never get to know what edmonds wants to say about chantal and im mourning about it#but also JIM EDMONDS PLEASE RELEASE THAT PIC I NEED IT SO BAD PLEASE#I NEED TO SEE WHAT MATTHEW DOES INSTEAD OF STANDING ON THE CHAIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME JIM. PLEASE.
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i have a special kind of annoyance for people who say fall out boy (or any band!) look “sad” or “bored” because they’re standing still while playing or have a serious expression like. just say you know nothing about them and also have zero respect for neurodivergent people and/or people who’ve had surgeries that restrict their movement and go
#sorry idk if it’s the neurodivergent part of me that’s like !!!!!! THEY DO NOT HAVE TO PERFORM EXPRESSIONS FOR YOU !!!!!#or the fact that like. i know about joe’s back surgeries and that he has explicitly stated why he doesnt do all he used to on stage#also deeply irrtates me when people pick on pete and say he’s ‘clearly so bored’ because he has a concentrated expression while playing#he does not owe putting on a big facial expression or anything to ANYONE just. please stop.#anyway i got a comment on youtube and its the same shit i see from this kind of person so often#and . i wish we would just leave people alone. both joe and pete have explicitly stated they’re having a great time#just fucking let them do their thing. they dont owe you a big fake performance to prove it.
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