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hey guys quick rant
my boss is being blatantly homophobic, saying the "woke left" ruined her local Shakespeare production...because someone who was nonbinary...was in it. Also, she just referred to gay people as "those homosexuals" in this really disgusted voice.
what the fuck
what the fuck
this is such bullshit
what do i even do? like...how am i supposed to react to that? i mean all i can do is keep working and pretend i didn't hear her, but that feels like a betrayal to myself and others. it's demoralizing to work here but i can't leave, it's hard enough to get a job where i live as it is. But as someone who's proudly queer, this is such a bad environment to be in (i don't think my boss realizes that though...there's no way she knows and is still making those comments)
anyway its monday. what the fuckkk
#troy rants#cw homophobia#its actually so fucking awful here#so pissed off rn im sorry guys#i just. i dont even know how to react to that#its so infuriating#and i hate it
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singlehandedly cornering the incredibly niche jean vicquemare pet regression market. [guy whos baring his soul]
#[walks away middle fingers up woth the shirt that says LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP]#sorry i get weird abt posting art thats like. not normal.#jean vicquemare#kim kitsuragi#pet regression#disco elysium#[crying anime girl pic] IM SORRY FOR PROJECTING ON JEAN. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.#also second pic is kim agere. bc he deserves it. he needs a break to just go play w his planes#ALSO NOBODY MENTION THAT FIRST PIC THE PLANE FALLS AND IS IN A COMPLETELY DIFF POSITION I J. i dont have the power in me rn to fix it but it#its pissing me off so much. so im just gunna sit here n tremble and tell u guys not to look at it.
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didn't realise kpop fans fixated on height in a way that makes them come off as genuinely and unashamedly fucking insane like what the fuck are they ever talking about. Leave those men alone they're not going to fuck you regardless also do they think they'd be friendly to you if you were like "haha you wish you were 6 foot you deserve to be 6 foot" like no they'd think you were a weird little cunt bc you're a weird little CUNT
#🐉#these losers are giving cis men height dysphoria atp 😭 LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#it's actually going to drive me crazy the more i notice it i just KNOW. maybe specifically bc in the exact same height as this one guy#and he's so fucking hot and you're saying all that like oh my god it's actually over#''he deserves to be 5'10'' is one i saw like sorry ... he deserves to grow three inches#three inches ... your brain isn't in your skull i fear#IM WCTUALLY SO PISSED OFF RN#skj
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hi hello mic test 123 (read tags pls)
#( spam )#im sorry for the inactivity (again)#my schedule is packed for the next 2 weeks or so#the time ill probably be active again is probably june i think#or maybe next next week#we'll see#i literally just got home from an event that started so late it pissed me off#i didnt even finish it HELP#time check its around midnight for me rn btw#so like yeahhh dajhwhaha#IEJLEJDDKFKFKFKEHDJF sorry talaga guys di ko kinakaya#as much as i want to write I LITERALLY DONT HAVE THE TIMEEEE#okay but my night wasnt actually bad despite having some downs 🥰#hehehehehe :) <3#anyways that's all! see you when i see you#which is soon i hope?
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weird thing about the inhumans is that theyre obscure enough to not really have an audience and also havent really appeared *that* much throughout their entire 60 year existence. however they also well known enough that the mcu took a crack at it and permanently affected their comics and their old roles and sectors are gone to make room for the New MCU Versions. truly such a thing is practically unheard of.
#agatha harkness comic fans i cant begin to imagine how yall feel since 2021#my dad is usually a very big 'they shouldnt change TOO much from tbe comics“ guy. but he has absolutely 0 problems with mcu agatha#tnd it pisses me offffff. like thats not even the same person. literally nobody in thaf agatha show is tbe same person. its not even CLOSE.#i get upset about how they switched karnak and maximus for who has no powers#if they changed the entire fucking Everything i would be performing a version of the cell block tango rn#and then seeing mcu fans get MAD about agatha looking slightly older at the end bc shes like. Not Young and Pretty anymore. ohhh myyy goddd#i wouldnt be able to handle it. oh my god i dont even want to look at those spaces ever again and i am completely neutral on agatha#this got so far off topic. agatha fans i know theres gotta be some of you out tbere im so sorry the mcu did this to you </3#anyways. i miss them. crystal ill never be over how mcu only fans think of u as nothing else but annoying. ill fight for u queen#i dont even know what to tag this as. this might stay in the drafts ELL OH ELL
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yaaay thank you @jaggerbowiesextape <333!!!
last read
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin The thing I forget every time I read her is I don't start to really care about the book until like 60% through but I guess the last 40% is usually worth it. For me it gains a star for the unexpected Martin Buber reference but loses one for the fact they didn't have gay sex in a tent while traversing the icy wasteland together </3
A Dreamer's Tales by Lord Dunsany I am a dunsanator but this was honestly his worst so far like more self-conscious than his earliest but less sophisticated than his later work.
The Trembling of the Veil by W.B. Yeats Constantly had me wanting to google trembling of the veil ending explained and kind of made me wish I did more drugs.
currently reading
Laurus by Eugene Vodolazkin (trans. Lisa Hayden) I'm only 4% in but I think this might be the best book ever it's so beautiful.
A Swim in a Pond in the Rain: In Which Four Russians Give a Master Class on Writing, Reading, and Life by George Saunders Listening as an audiobook and the narrators are very fun and Saunders is a great orator. Mixed feelings on the craft talks, some of the points made are a bit too steeped in MFAology for me PERSONALLY.
Tales of the Hasidim: The Later Masters by Martin Buber Beautiful philosophy, folklore, theology, oral history in one. Some tzaddikim are less inspiring than others but the politicking and drama is part of the fun. Cringe when the translation says stuff like 'sabbath bread' but I'm being so brave about it. Also it has a beautiful cover<3 i got my copy for £7 at a used bookstore and just found out it goes for like £50 online so now I feel bad for folding over pages -_- Someone's written in my copy but it's only on one page and it's the name of a specific tzaddik they've underlined and put two big ticks around and wrote 'LEADER' adhfdihfafd
next up
wild: tales from early medieval britain by amy jeffs a la ezra, starting the world's smallest gayest book club out here
I don't usually think that far ahead because it depends what kind of mood I'm in when I finish a current book. I have some re-reads in mind and a ton of non-fiction I want to get to. Maybe the way spring arrives and other stories by Yu Chen (translated by a team of women and nonbinary people) if I'm in a short fiction mood! TAG @steeleyespan @mogblin @halomit @berrytart @37q @nutongzhi sorry i only tagged people who have recommended me books before so i know you read but im soooo serious if youre an oomf who reads i would love you to tag me in yours i want to see 🥺
#sorry women usually i erad like 80% books by women this is not representative#just realised Laurus is so lewiscore as well. ifyoure reading this you need to read it#its got monks AND The Guy genre which is shaping up to be a whole subgenre of The Guy genre#also DM me if you want any of these as always^_^#the buber translation seriously pisses me off bc it was released by a jewish press and also respectfully#anyone who doesnt know words like shul/shekhinah/shabbos is going to be lost ANYWAY#if it was a different kind of book i wouldnt object but i dont understand whose access this is supposed to facilitate. and also...litrally#just have a glossary.#anyway hi sorry for reading 8000 books at the same time#im technically reading more stuff as well but these are the things im like actively progressingon rn
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I feel like these fucking things were so shady
why how fucking dare you pull him off. let him cook. asshole
#im sorry i got so aggressive im high rn and remembered these existed and itt pissed me off these were used to oppress us silly lil guys its#so fucked up and eviil#silly#weed mention#kermit the frog#vaudeville hook
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Mordred as a persona is so refreshing for me to draw because while I put a lot of thought into other persona designs with Mordred I just went "big dark half rotten dragon :]" and ran with it
#oc tag#literally just me saying fuck the rules and having fun#by rules i mean general design conventions + my own rules lol#whenever im really pissed off about something i draw him its so cathartic#its also really fun because ive always wanted to draw dragons but never knew how#so im kinda learning through him and its really fun making inner child me happy u know#you could argue that mordred not looking like a persona is like deliberate cause his awakening is unnatural#but eh whatever hes really just self indulgent#ive been thinking a lot about him and black mask lately ngl#id love the share the new design with ye but honestly most of these sketches im doing are for me and me alone so#sorry u guys know i love talking about my persona designs and im just not having a good time rn so#ramble about the big scary dragon persona time it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Me starting fe engage rolling my eyes at animated sequences, hating the voice acting + the overdramatic sprite animations, being taken out of the battle I was enjoying to watch more animated sequences & being like "just Let Me Fight! The Fuck?????"
In other words my engage game is going swimmingly, it seems
#speculation nation#i have it set to hard mode bc ive learned i enjoy fire emblem games more on hard#since i like fire emblem for the tactics to start with. not much worth to having battles be way too easy#anyways im like barely started. dont rly like the summoning system. feels cheap + marth deserves to not have to deal with this crap#i chose the female protag bc ???? idk smth about the male protag pissed me off more#SORRY FOR BEING A HATER BTW hfkhsjf i feel so mean rn to ppl to like this game#listen i love fire emblem. and i think i will have plenty of fun with this game once i get used to it.#but i swear hearing those two kids yelling when she woke up (literally why do they have KIDS appointed to watch her???)#made me just Grimace. i really do not like their voices.#the protag's voice is... okay... i like it more when she sounds confident. the sniveling 'uhmm... and you are...?' just annoys me#the knight dude's voice is actually the most tolerable. im not a big fan of his design but it could be worse.#at least i dont end up wanting to rip out my ears when he talks.#pls tho i need more units so i dont have to listen to those fucking kids. where's the awoo guy. i think id prefer him over this
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one thing i hate about my gaming server is
we're all mostly 25+ and working/studying etc but we have one 20 yr old and he's also like the one still living at home, is home schooled, has severe autism, gay etc etc
and i can get that it sometimes gets a little much when you're a goddamn 28 yr old straight gamer dude who just came home after an 7h shift you don't wanna babysit the lil baby gay autistic who's overfixating on overwatch and other certain games at times
but they're now actively all going out of their way to exclude him often times like having a channel he can't see, leaving as soon as he comes online, etc. bc they don't wanna listen to him go on about overwatch
but also none of them have the guts and spine to tell him that maybe it's too much like either put up with it or tell him that you're not into it
#i don't mind listening to him tell me about his favourite characters#bc he listens to me go on about genshin and baldur's gate and other stuff#and if it's too much i just go hey sorry im trying to play my game or doing sth else#and he understands that too#like at least have the fucking decency to treat him like an adult my guys#like i was playing phasmo with friend 1 today#her husband came home and joined us#we played a few matches together#and then the autistic friend joined#and suddenly friend 1 is gone from the discord call without saying anything#her husband didn't say anything either#then went afk a few times#and autistic friend and me were waiting to see if we would continue playing or not#nad then friend's husband came back and was like actually im super tired#like my guys if you don't wanna fucking play with our other friend have the fucking guts to say so#or if it's unrelated at least tell me you're done#pissing me off rn#i'll have to ask tomorrow about this bc that's just stupid#like our friend even asked if it's okay if he'd join#they could've just said no!!!!! fuck this
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FUN PHRASES TO ADD TO YOUR 2025
I'm just not sure I asked, you know?
With that face?
But what even gave you the confidence?
That'll be 10k.
I don't appreciate that.
Mhm. And?
Could you just not?
Sir?
In this economy?
I would rather die actually.
Why did you think I'd be receptive to that?
What about it?
Yeah. Anyway -
I think you should leave
And I would want that because?
But why did you pick me for this exactly
Can you say that louder? Didn't get you.
What does that mean?
You should be
Okay
But why would you even
Why?
*Silence*
I don't think I can explain enough how much I don't give a fuck honestly
It's 7 a.m
In my own cellular device??
Ah I'm actually not qualified for that, but good luck
I'm not sure you should be talking to me about that/ I don't think we have the kind of relationship where you can tell me that
You should speak to your therapist about that
If I find time I'll try to
I want to see what you just said written on paper
Do not speak to me that way
nah
And if I beat your ass, then what.
Uh huh so Imma block you? Im going to block you yeah
Through the WiFi I pay for?
You're being really brave for someone within slappable distance you know
No aftercare? Am I just a text to you?
My mom said no sorry
Well there's no sleep for the wicked so there's that
Exactly what do you want me to do about that and why should I
I'm going to be so real with you right now my guy I want you to just not talk, you know. Try the shush. Please. / Have you considered the shush? The no talkie. The zero words. The no verbal. Would you like to try?
You could say otherwise but you would be wrong. Because I am right.
I'm going to lie to you rn
My brother in Christ no just no
I'm not telling you
Well one of us is the problem and it's not me so
Uh huh use your words. We know our words, let's use them
immediately no.
Do you want to die
I don't get paid enough for this / my salary doesn't cover that
I would rather sink to the bottom of the ocean and calcify over millions of years
Is that some kind of fetish
but why me
My insurance doesn't cover that
You could've just stopped at the first word but okay
You're telling me you thought about that and said fuck yeah this is a good idea. That's what you're saying.
What did you just say to me
Condom/ birth control adverts going hard these days
We used to be a proper country
In the year of our good lord 2025?
Have you considered having some shame
Is that a defect or
Tbh I'd just kms after that but to each their own I guess
When does this end
Which God did I piss off to end up here
Did I do this to myself? Is this my fault?
Is the common sense in the room with us
Can someone check if this is allowed/ legal?
idk I just feel like violence could solve this
The worst part is you're talking to me
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AMERICAN MONEY ★ LOGAN SARGEANT
PAIRING ✦ logan sargeant x fem!reader
SUMMARY ✦ after a trip to the miami grand prix, and some meddling from your sister and her boyfriend, you manage to capture the attention of a certain williams driver [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
NOTES ✦ reader is british & lives in london. reader is also a uni student. the fc i've used is brooke flecca, but feel free to picture whoever you want! this fic is based off of the song American Money by BØRNS.
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user1 STUNNER
user2 such a beauty in all three oh my days
user3 PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK TO THE CAMERA!!
yourusername check your dms x
user4 WHAT A BABE.
yoursister photography credits?? 😔😔
yourusername yeah yeah whatevs
oscarpiastri and lighting credits?
yourusername shut up pastry no one cares 🗣️
user5 Y/N LOL
user6 wait why is oscar piastri in her likes...
user7 her sister has been dating him!!
user6 ahhh i see!!
user8 are you from tennessee?
yourusername ewwww rogue man in my comments GO AWAY🤺🤺
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( caption one: @/yoursister our comfort movie always 💗 | caption two: yup )
oscarpiastri
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yourusername WE ❤️ ICE CREAM (& miami beach)
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user10 GORGEOUS GIRLIES!!
user11 ice cream flavors 🎤
yourusername bubblegum 4 me & sherbert 4 y/s/n 😉
user12 THEY'RE BOTH GORGEOUS OH MY DAYSSS
user13 the sea looks so perfect omg
user14 they're in miami for the gp???
user15 y/s/n probably dragged y/n along with her 🤣
yourusername that's exactly what happened 😂
yourfriend AWOOGA
yourusername KISSES FROM ME AND Y/S/N 💋💋
yoursister we love miami 💘💘
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logansargeant need a tour guide? 😁😁
yourusername if you're as annoying as oscar is then no thanks ❤️
logansargeant oscar pisses me off too
yourusername okay offer accepted! 😁
oscarpiastri WHAT.
yourusername YOU LITERALLY TRIED TO SELL ME??
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( caption one: he answered my prayers 🗣️ @/logansargeant | caption two: ladies get yourself a man who looks at you the way logan did after i said id buy him cupcakes as a thank you for taking me around miami 🥰 | caption three: lyrics of miami by will smith )
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yourusername miami, you've been a blasttt 🎆🎆
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user16 PURPLE IS YOUR COLOURRR!!
user17 color* BUT YES!!
user18 AMERICANS BOOO IT'S COLOUR
user19 COLOR* 🦅
yourusername GUYSS it's colour.
user16 EXACTLYY
user20 the mclaren flag 🤣
yourusername she's a loyal babe @/yoursister
user21 LOGANNN??
user22 okay someone needs to find out who this girl is and why logan has been in her likes and stories.
user23 tf is this cia agent bullshit leave them be 🤣
oscarpiastri i notice you aren't dripped out in mclaren merch, y/n?
yourusername im not associated with that sorry
landonorris just say you hate me
oscarpiastri no it's me she hates
yourusername guys guys guys. no need to fight. i hate both of you EQUALLY 😊
logansargeant had the best time with you!!
yourusername can't relate actually. only stuck around for the normal fanta 🍊
logansargeant oh?
yourusername JOKES 😁
yoursister 👀👀
user24 @/yoursister YOU'RE ALL OF US RN.
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yourusername when's he going back to his racing boooo
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user28 @/logansargeant brooo come be her other half!
user29 @/logansargeant SAVE HER NOWWW
user30 @/logansargeant chain!
user31 @/logansargeant
user32 @/logansargeant
user33 @/logansargeant
user34 @/logansargeant
user35 @/logansargeant
user36 okay but why is no one talking about how beautiful she is hellooo?? enough about a MAN let's talk about this WOMAN.
user37 RIGHTT??
yoursister y/n i think you broke the internet
yourusername whoops???
oscarpiastri 10k likes and i'll make logan call y/n 🥰
oscarpiastri I DIDN'T THINK IT'D ACTUALLY GET 10K LIKES WHAT??
user38 so when's logan calling y/n??
oscarpiastri coming soon 👊
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yourusername how come every time you come around 🗣️
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user42 MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN
user43 absolutely iconic
user44 SHE'S IN THE UK??
yourusername baby i live here haha ❤️
user45 YOU'RE SO FERGALICIOUSSS
user46 it's giving absolutely everything it needed to give
user47 no logan???
user48 im sure y/n and logan will meet up again soon, they just have very busy lives, what with y/n just finishing her final year at uni & logan being a literal f1 driver
yoursister so did my invite get lost in the post or
yourusername idk, it wasn't me who was busy in austria with her boyfriend so!
oscarpiastri why am i always brought into these conversations
yourusername because i hate you
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yourusername a doggie, a logie and spaghetti 😝
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user51 SHE CALLED HIM LOGIEEE IM WEAK IN THE KNEES
user52 CUTIES FR
user53 THE DOG AWWW
user54 they match together so perfectly
user55 omg y/nlogan CONFIRMEDDD!!
user56 this post is everything to me and more
yoursister is this your definition of a soft launch
yourusername boo the internet already caught us basically making out at silverstone what's the difference
user57 Y/S/N HAHAHA
oscarpiastri i won't say i had a part in this buttt...
yourusername thanks for trying to sell me oscar.
oscarpiastri no problem!
lilymhe ANOTHER FEMALE IN THE WILLIAMS PADDOCK 🔥🔥
yourusername when you leave alex for me should i pretend to be shocked
lilymhe well, yes
logansargeant @/alex_albon oh dear
alex_albon this was always going to happen. we should've prepared in advance 😔
logansargeant ❤️❤️
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yourusername officially dating a uni graduate 🥳🥳 couldn't be prouder ❤️
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user58 felt her aura from ten scrolls away WOW
user59 RIGHT? she IS the moment
user60 slide 2 🥺
user61 petition for y/n and logan to become dog parents
yourusername @/logansargeant please please please
logansargeant i'll consider it
yourusername a win is a win 🤷♀️🤷♀️
user62 she's suchhh a babe omg
user63 they're too cute together
yoursister treat her good, sargeant.
logansargeant will do ma'am 🫡
yourusername logan she's younger than you?? and also im allowed to do this spiel with you, not the other way around?!
yoursister he's the new boyfriend now, not oscar 🤷♀️
yourusername LOGAN THAT SLIP OF ME EWWWW DELETE DELETE
logansargeant you look beautiful either way ❤️
oscarpiastri ewww ruining my feed delete these comments please
yourusername don't be fooled guys, im only dating him for that american money 🥳
logansargeant she's kidding.
yourusername being a uni student is expensive to be fair
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#f1#f1 x reader#f1 smau#formula one x reader#formula 1#f1 imagine#f1 x you#f1 imagines#logan sargeant x y/n#logan sargeant#logan sargeant x reader#logan sargeant x you#logan sargeant imagine#mclqren
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#personal#will d8l8te l8r i’m just venting#GOD!!!!! imagine if some of these people actually realized the weight and consequences of their own actions and words!!!!!!! 🙈#had someone come in today and i told her i’m so sorry it’ll be a 15-20 min wait for her appt#and she started yelling at me saying ‘it’s not MY problem if you guys are short staffed! i want to be seen at <this time>.’#and im like girl are we speaking the same language? what did i just say? it’ll be a WAIT we’re sorry for the inconvenience.#and she started cussing at me and then the person she was supposed to see came out#and he also tried to calm her down but she got pissed off at him too and she was yelling very loudly#about how we’re wasting her time and this is shitty customer service and she kept trying to force me to make Person B see her#but Person B was clocking out and i put my foot down like no? you’re fucking insane? either wait until you’re seen or reschedule. die.#anyways that was the most extreme example. but there were a ton of people getting short with me#cutting me off mid sentence and hanging up the phone while i was talking#and im like 🥰 thanks guys. im going to go home and cry about this later.#AND THEN I DID. im crying rn btw 🫢🙈🫶#the cherry on top was that i wasn��t even SUPPOSED to work today. a coworker begged me to come in so i did 🙇 hate this for me
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★ JJK SMAU - DATING SUGURU GETO
notes: funfact sugurus my fav animanga character 🤭
→ gojo ver. !!
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y/nstivies: my starboy
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shokoko: BOOOOO I COULD TREAT YOU BETTER
↳ sugeto: why are you implying that i dont treat her well.
↳ shokoko: im not im implying that im better than you and she should break up with you and get with me.
↳ sugeto: wow.
↳ y/nstivies: that’s a tempting offer idk…
↳ sugeto: ???
thestrongest: me when i came up with this whole outfit
↳ sugeto: no you didn’t??????
↳ thestrongest: suguru pls don’t discredit me rn.
↳ sugeto: you LITERALLY told me i picked a good outfit before i walked out
↳ thestrongest: ok but like i mentally approved it so if i didn’t do that you would’ve changed and then you wouldn’t have that on so
↳ sugeto: i want to be happy so i’m ignoring you.
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sugeto: you are my sea, you are my sunshine
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y/nstivites: WAVE TO EARTH????? SUGU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
↳ sugeto: i love you more baby 🖤
shokoko: cant even hate he did research for this one.
↳ sugeto: what can i say 😜
↳ shokoko: now i can hate on you using that stupid ass emoji
↳ y/nstivites: yeah that was a little…
↳ sugeto: can i live.
haibabara: THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA POST MY FUTURE GF LIKE THIS
↳ thestrongest: youre not getting a gf anytime soon lil bro
↳ sugeto: what is your problem
↳ thestrongest: bitter.
↳ thestrongest: i’m sorry haibara you will get gf soon!
↳ haibabara: THANKS!!!!
↳ kenton: i wish i was this happy
↳ sugeto: i can somehow hear him through the phone
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y/nstivites: when he knows how to do your hair better than you do 😍
tagged: sugeto
sugeto: hair stylists are lucky i decided to become a jujutsu sorcerer
↳ y/nstivites: they’d be unemployed 😞
utahim3: this is cute ig. like i guess it is like idk i guess.
↳ thestrongest: crazy level of hating
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↳ utahim3: didnt you just tell haibara that he’d never get a gf cause you were jealous of these two.
↳ thestrongest: what happened to forgive and forget wtf…
↳ utahim3: YOU PISS ME OFF SO BADDDD
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y/nstivites: took a picture so itd last longer
tagged: sugeto
sugeto: dont need a picture when im here
↳ y/nstivites: 🙁🤍
↳ sugeto: 🖤
↳ thestrongest: this is disgusting
↳ shokoko: for once i agree
shokoko: had to burn my film camera after this one
shokoko: i need a cigarette
↳ y/nstivites: had to post this so they wouldn’t catch onto us yk you’re my #1 😙
↳ shokoko: omg ur so right
↳ sugeto: i don’t like this entire thread?????
↳ thestrongest: suguru i got you dont even worry
↳ sugeto: get away from me NOW.
↳ thestrongest: 🙁
thestrongest: u guys always have the corniest captions
↳ y/nstivites: ok then wtf do you want me to make it.
↳ thestrongest: idk something like we went to tinkle together after this
↳ y/nstivites: WHAT
↳ sugeto: EXCUSE ME?????
↳ thestrongest: oh ok so now i’m the weird one.
↳ kenton: you’re just now figuring this out?
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So like I just went through almost all your language posts and I was wondering what if like the creator sometimes just switches languages out of no where and everyone is just like:😃. Cuz like they don’t understand what they mean and it happens randomly too or when they’re irritated and they just start cussing in like 3 different languages at once
IM SO SORRY TO DO IT TO YOU-
but i think ive written some stuff abt this before?
u know what tho.
ive got an even better idea. my “go-to” if you will.
Torture Alhaitham.
>:)
^^^ ALHAITHAM RUNNING U DOWN AFTER YOU SAY EXACTLY (1) WORD IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE HE’S NEVER HEARD-
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Sun: Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)
Orbit: SHORT headcanons-ish?, Language shenanigans!
Stars: Alhaitham (suffer lol)
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None Known & Trigger Warnings: None Known.
he’s watching you. constantly.
he’s always writing about you.
he’s following you around Sumeru City.
he’s following you around Port Ormos.
he’s at your house-
Alhaitham learns you speak multiple languages before any other akademiya schloar, and he’s submitting a thesis about “the Greatest Lords languages from their home world”
before you can even say “I’ll think about it” in any language u know lol
people have definitely mistaken him as your favored acolyte (not that he does much to deny it)
and talk to him like he’s your secretary?? …oh, welp.
Alhaitham knows your schedule for the next month within a week of following you
mans is willing to do the MOST to get you to sit down and just start talking in a language at him
want food? his specialty dish ingredients are always at the ready at his house
want literature? he’s offering to literally break into the akademiya (or giving you a copy of his house key to have access to his personal library all the time)
(tho kaveh is practically hugging you to his chest as you walk around perusing as he talks ur ear off lmao)
Haitham (he sometimes insists you call him when it’s just you two) wants to singlehandedly be the first person who understands every word you say when u coo at dogs in another language
or cuss out a fictional character for being stupid
CRYING U CANT EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BC
every time u get pissed he’s interrupting every other word you say to ask for definitions/clarifications of slang 😭
send help he’s made a red string theory board of all the languages you’ve used to try and just- make sense of all their rules and when you use them and how to tell the difference and oh no-
Alhaitham’s hanging pictures of you mid-sentence with ur mouth open or even worse when ur yelling.
…u know maybe its not for an akademiya project, maybe he’s just trying to humble you. 💀
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thanks again for sending this ask in!! :D
language sagaus my beloved <3
tbh i have likeeeee 54 things in my drafts rn? so needless to say im slow, BUT IM SO HAPPY U GUYS GAVE ME THIS MUCH TO FAWN OVER, REQUESTS OR NO <333333333333
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an iced coffee? for me?? :O
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Safe Travels Ariasdream,
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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating feat: killer
》 you guys im so sorry it took so long for me to post this,, ive been so busy
♡ liked by killerrr, theroronoa.zoro and 5.8k others
_ynln: my man is so fine, almost had to gatekeep this photo 😣😣
tagged: killerrr
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STOP SENDING THIS PHOTO IN OUR GC WE GET IT
↳ _ynln: ill stay bragging about my hot asf boyfie 😮💨😮💨🤞🤞
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: OUR man ☝️
↳ _ynln: KID GET OUT OF MY COMMENTS OMFG
↳ wirewirewire: competition for killer is mad 😭😭
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: it's not a competition, i'm winning 🔥🔥
↳ _ynln: im reporting ur acc
theroronoa.zoro: @killerrr YOO lets hit up the gym sometime together
↳ killerrr: for sure bro
↳ hey_its_heat: at this rate, yn is fighting off the whole world hitting up killer 💀
↳ _ynln: STOPP FRR,, its fine im his no.1️⃣
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: the delusion is crazy 🥱🥱
↳ wirewirewire: ^
↳ hey_its_heat: ^
↳ _ynln: @killerrr address these allegations!!
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killerrr: my no.1️⃣ (addressing the allegations)
my girl is so fine, almost had to gatekeep these photos ❤️
tagged: _ynln
_ynln: stop this rn or else im gonna have to kiss u 😣🫵
↳ _ynln: killer i love you <3 (liked by killerrr)
↳ killerrr: do it
↳ _ynln: AHHHGGHHH SCREAMING CRYING ‼️‼️
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: keep this sappy shit OFF my timeline
↳ _ynln: mad u stay single 🥱
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: okay little miss delusional 🤣
↳ _ynln: okay little miss(ing) one arm 🤣
↳ wirewirewire: NO FUCKING WAYBVDWUHIUB 💀
↳ hey_its_heat: that clapback was insane 😭😭
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: pls put a trigger warning on this!
↳ _ynln: piss off
hawkinsthemagician444: The cards are telling me your girl is fine.
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: wtaf that was some jeepers creepers shit (liked by _ynln)
↳ killerrr: fuck off (liked by CAPTAIN.KIIIID)
nicorobin: you look gorgeous @_ynln!
↳ _ynln: ROBIN OMMGGG UR MAKING ME KICK MY FEET AND TWIRL MY HAIR EEEE (liked by nicorobin)
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CAPTAIN.KIIIID: betting 100,000 berries that she doesn't notice till she sees this post 🔥
tagged: killerrr
trafalgar_d.law: you guys are an actual menace
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU'RE NEXT TRAFALGAR
_ynln: WTAF I TRY TO MAKE PASTA FOR U GUYS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET??
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: skill issue 😪😪
↳ _ynln: KILLER WTAF I THOUGHT U WERE PATTING ME ON THE BACK CAUSE I WAS DOING WELL
↳ killerrr: i love u but ngl it was funny asf
↳ _ynln: 😐😐
p1rateking_luffy: LOOKS SO GOOD @blackleg.sanji MAKE THIS TODAY IM HUNGRY 😋😋 (liked by _ynln)
lovenami: win rate 100% (liked by CAPTAIN.KIIIID)
↳ lovenami: @_ynln lets hang out more!
↳ _ynln: NO WAY YOU'RE EXPLOITING ME NAMI 🤨🤨
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priv.ynn: i love u so much, happy one year kill <3
killerrr: i love you too my love ❤️❤️
↳ _ynln: stop ur making me blush IQUFWJGVIVWFOF
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: bro yn u looking hella goof in the second photo
↳ priv.ynn: clown ahhh
↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: goofy ahhh
↳ killerrr: stop arguing all the time ahhh
CAPTAIN.KIIIID: yall better get married or else i suffered for a whole year for NOTHING (liked by killerrr)
lovenami: CUTEST COUPLE!!!!!!!!! (liked by priv.ynn, killerrr)
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