#so much thunder

[hellishqueer]

there's a thunderstorm rolling in right now and it's so nice

[notsolonedesert]

siren ctimene…

Beeswax or not, what if Eury didn't take that encounter with the sirens very well

[mischievous-thunder]

If only Logie Bear knew how audacious Wade would be for the next few days!

[nikoisme]

I'm a proud soldier. It will be a big day on 4th of july

[xixovart]

odysseus and telemachus.

father and son.

they’re going to kill me some day

(thx to @ikea09 for the idea :])

[dreamsandconstellations]

Song 21 be like:

[captainmyveryowndreamland]

Odysseus: *goes through literal hell and heartache to lose his open arms approach and become more cunning, like Athena wanted*

Athena in the second to last song: Hey you know what we should try...

[clanborn]

like water through my claws

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

Manwhore AU headcanon

I like to believe Manwhore Ody got home shortly after the war ended because he didn't have to deal with any of the bullshit that canon Ody has to deal with.

Like imagine: if only he seduced his way out of the whole Polyphemus situation, he wouldn't have pissed off Poseidon, meaning he would've got home pretty much immediately.

I'm not even saying he had to fuck Poly (he'd die), but he could've used his babygirl looks or something. Be like "I'm sorry about your sheep, pookie *bats eyelashes*", but no. He just had to abandon all reason and blind the cyclops before telling him his full legal name and address.

[tagzpite]

Right now you're mine, all mine

[madbard]

“We are the same, you and I.”

I can’t get over how Scylla was the first threat that Odysseus did not defeat in any way. He started the journey by blinding Polyphemus. He used a storm to escape Poseidon before his punishment was over, and he was able to reason with Circe. He killed the sirens. Even if Odysseus lost some men, he always found a way through on his own terms. His enemies were either swayed to his side or left dissatisfied, damaged, or dead.

Then he encountered Scylla. Scylla, that which terrifies the very god of the seas so deeply that he dares not enter her realm. Scylla, who acknowledged Odysseus as her own kind. And he didn’t try to come up with a plot to get around her safely, to reason with her, to injure or kill her. Like Eurylochus said, he “didn’t take a stand.” He weighed his options and chose to sacrifice six of his men for passage. She was left satisfied, and it doesn’t matter that most of his men survived.

For the first time in his journey, Odysseus truly lost.

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

Thunder saga? More like Betrayal saga, am I right?

[mischievous-thunder]

Is he wrong though?

[gothamite-rambler]

Ares (wide grin): Hey Uncle Poseidon.

Poseidon: Hey... You're hiding something, that smile is giving it away.

Ares: Okay well... First you can't really move a lot right?

Poseidon: I can, but it hurts a lot.

Ares: Awesome a challenge.

Poseidon (confused): What?

Ares: Nothing, nothing... So remember how Odysseus used your weapon to stab you and stab you and stab you?

Poseidon: Yeah.

Ares: And his eyes were red?

Poseidon sighed.

Poseidon: Yes, I don't need a reminder, Hades already rubbed it in my face that he, Hermes and Athena helped that shitty human!

Ares: Funny story, there was a fourth God with them, a powerful God, one who can go into battle and take down every many attacking him, a man— It was me. I was the one who gave him the strength to pick up the trident and stab you.

Poseidon: You... WHAT?!

Ares: Try to fight me, bitch!

Ares ran off cackling like a hyena. Poseidon weakly stood up and tried to run but fell to the ground at first. He staggered to his feet, clutching his healing stomach.

Poseidon: Get back here you waste of my brothers seed!

Poseidon weakly chased after the man, but Ares kept a good distance enjoying this melee.

Ares: That's what you get for being a crybaby about your reputation! Hahahaha!

[applefall]

grey pov girls !!!!

[dark-elf-writes]

Eurylochus: *opened the bag and actively advocated leaving x amount of men behind as pigs rather than punching above their weight class*

Eurylochus: 😡😡😡 Did you just 😡😡😡 sacrifice 😡😡😡 six people to a monster we all would have died trying to kill 😡😡😡😡😡