#so much potential chaos

[gaslightgirlsummer]

enough of grill the grid as an individual quiz competition. make it a group one. randomise teammates. maximise chaos. make fernando and lewis run a three-legged race together. make max and charles play charades. have them play monopoly

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Call that a Cave Story.

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[zillychu]

there is a heinous lack of Venti + Mondstadt character content and I'm one category 7 autism event away from filing the void myself

[citricacidprince]

“I could never choose a favorite between all the Gravity Falls AUs, I love them all equally!”

[Later]

“I do not care for Reverse Falls.”

[hanafubukki]

After watching ultraman, thinking about baby mal and Lilia:

Baby Malleus who watches Lilia swing his hatchet around so he starts copying him.

Lilia notices, and well, it’s never too late to teach them how to protect themselves right?

So he makes a giant hatchet out of scraps of metal (most likely those found on the battlefield from tanks and such)

And gives it to Baby Malleus to wield.

Next thing you know, Mal is chopping down trees and happily swinging it around.

(Lilia is trying okay? He might be raising a baby but I didn’t say he was the smartest dad 😂)

Malefica sees what is happening and gives both of them scoldings. One does not simply give a baby something so sharp and dangerous. At least not this early thank you.

[magicpiano]

Do you think Duke's powers let him see colors outside the normal spectrum of human vision? Can he see the shrimp colors?

[spacedace]

I had more thoughts about my "Elle is the Ancient of the Speedforce" au idea so I'm gonna dump them here in bullet point format:

Elle decides to formally claim the Flash Fam as part of her Court, no one thinks much of this outside of "Oh that's neat" until it comes out that if anything happens to Elle, the FlashFam becomes the new Royal Family of Speedforce and that due to weird Infinite Realms laws Bart is the next in line for the mantle of Ancient of the Spaceforce

Elle can use any Speedster as a portal. She just decides who she wants to see and just comes crawling put of their chests like a god damn horror movie. It doesn't hurt the Speedster at all (it actually gives them a power boost for a bit) but it is absolutely fucking terrifying to witness this eldritch entity burst its way out of the Speedster in question. The FlashFam uses this as the ultimate intimidation tactic. It's super effective.

Now that they are in direct contact with the Speedforce itself (in a way) the Speedsters can get away with So Much Shit that they didn’t used to. Elle can now just pull them out of her core if they end up going to fast and now that they have someone who has the Ancient of Time on speed dial (ha) they get a heads up on what that particular attempt to fuck with time will result in

Technically Diana & the FlashFam are cousins now. The family reunions get a little wild. Batman has no idea how he's supposed to make contingencies for this shit

Anytime any of the Speedsters are having issues with the Speedforce they call Elle and she helps them figure it out and get it under control. Sometimes to help calm them down she will pull the Speedforce away from them completely

Elle decides that her Speedsters all need therapy. Jazz won't do it because since they're family now it'd be a conflict of interests but a few Yetis from the Far Frozen step up to help.

Anytime it looks like there is something truly world ending about to go down thr FlashFam call Elle to help out. Since she looks like a tiny twelve year old girl it results in a lot of funny moments of the Biggest Big Bads being like "This is all you got?" Seconds before having their faces melted off.

The reason Bart is Elle's heir is because he "inherited" Elle's. (And therefore Danny's) ability to duplicate.

Everyone finally chills out about the idea of Bart being Elle's heir only to discover that being her heir also makes him second in line for the throne of the Infinite Realms.

Constantine - once he stops having a panic attack about it - does try to sell his soul to each of the Speedsters just to see if it would work. It does, but since they technically out rank everyone else he's sold his soul too, anyone who has a soul contract with Constantine takes this to mean the new members of the Royal Family want *all* of Constantine's soul and hand thier contracts over to try and gain favor. Constantine now constantly feels like he's on the brink of having an adrenaline crash and no one will buy his soul off him anymore because no one wants to piss off the new royals lol

[morurui]

Please let chaos theory season two be good because if chaos theory sticks the landing I think it could be up there with as one of the best recent animated shows.

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

just realized that the link and zelda weirdness levels are pretty much the same in botw and totk. Like link is canonically a little gremlin of a man running around with very little clothes, making weird weapons, and eating rocks, but zelda also tries to get link to eat a frog, and is basically a hyrulian iPad kid, obsessed with ancient hyrulian artifacts and history. weirdo 4 weirdo friendship/ship for sure

[myficprompts]

maybe there’s already fics for this but the sheffield dinner is a gold mine for potential. like the fallout of anthony calling out the sheffields…

what if after the sheffields left, before the kate & anthony scene, there’s actual discussion in the dining room and anthony calls out that no one else was standing up for kate and i can imagine lady danbury as a subtle reminder being like “remember this was a dinner to meet your fiancée’s grandparents” and then edwina is catching on then and she’s like “you called them out because you love kate” or something like that and things fall apart there

imagine kate trying to tell edwina that she’s leaving for india so none of this matters and whatever passion the viscount may feel for her will fade and is just residual of the passion he feels for edwina and their marriage will be fine and he won’t be confused once she leaves for india and anthony cuts in, in front of everyone the whole “it will not be far enough!” line and the speech too, ending with the bane of his existence and object of all his desires ahhhhh

[pettyprocrastination]

I know it goes against the whole point of the story of TLOU but I want to see Sarah survive. I want to see sarah and joel navigate this new broken world that is slowly repairing itself into something not quite mundane but the closest it can get over the first few years after the outbreak begins. I want to see sarah grapple with this new side of her father she never knew existed and that is exists solely to keep her safe in a world where death is always inching closer. I want to see them go from suffocating military outposts to abandoned houses in the middle of nowhere where they jump at each noise. I want to see Joel teach Sarah how to shoot a gun and ready herself for the kickback because she’s still so small and he doesn’t want her to get knocked over from it. I want to see joel struggle in his role as a protector to try and keep his sweet little girl young and innocent as long as he can but he can’t. She’s experience the horror just the same as him and changed because of it and one day he looks at her and realizes she isn’t the same little girl that woke him up on his birthday because he slept through his alarm, and she never will be. I want to see Joel get into an argument with her because shes buying into the firefly propoganda just like Tommy and god damnit he can’t loose her too. I want to see them shouting at eachother before they go dead silent and sit next to one another and he pulls her into his arms as tears run down his face because she’s all he truly has left. I want to see these two settle down in that shitheap apartment in the QZ and Sarah doing whatever she can to make it feel like home. 

[rekikiri]

matt giving neil piggyback rides so that neil can feel tall. he also uses it as an opportunity to make short jokes

“look how small andrew is from up here, that’s how he always looks to me.”

matt then proceeds to go zooming across the parking lot to avoid andrew’s knives (he doesn’t set neil down either) so the other students would just see tall ass matt boyd nyooming away with neil holding tight to not get dropped while andrew is chasing them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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[noahtally-famous]

can't believe this hasn't been said before but unhinged!scarlett and unhinged!dave would be an iconic duo. shame pi didn't get a second season bc these two in an alliance would basically succeed in destroying the island, they'd wipe everyone out

the fact that they're both versions of the nerd character so they're already smart in their own ways, the fact that they have absolutely zero fucks to give anymore, their individual darker sides have come out (whether it was hidden consciously (scarlett) or unconsciously (dave)), and they've each attempted to kill/seriously injure one or more contestant(s) (and mess up the island in the process) just to reach their end goal. imagine if these two found a common goal somehow, literally nothing could get in their paths (except possibly each other)

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Where’s all the fics where Kenny is giddily and embarrassingly obsessed with Butters helloo

[waterfallofspace]

I’m certain it’s been said/done before, but it’s currently nesting in my brain:  Demon/Dark Force being ‘allergic’ to blessings, Human/non-demonic force not knowing this and blessing them, causing a worse reaction.  “hETZshh’oo-!” 

“Oh, bless you!”

‘huH’RRSHH’oo-!” 

“Bless you again. Are y-”

“ITZZSHHH’oo-! KNNGT’guhh-!” 

“Bless you and bless you again!” 

“J- Juhhst... hEH’DESHHH’oo-! S- stop with t- that... hEH’MMFFZZSHH’uhh-!” 

“With what? Bless you aga- oh.”

“hEHH-! hH’EMMPFSHH’oo-! ASHHH’oo-! ITZSSHH’uhhh-!” 

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t know that was a thing!” 

“It’s fine. snfff- Just- don’t do it again, okay?” 

“Okay! Christ, you really sca-”

“ITSCHH’uhh-! hahh’MMPFFFSHH’oo-!” 

“Whoops... heh, sorry...”  Cue them figuring out if any blessing causes that, or only ‘holy’ ones (ie. ‘gesundheit’ is fine because it just means ‘health’, but ‘bless you’ isn’t because it’s offering a ‘holy’ blessing).