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John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.
#john turturro#christopher walken#severance#jnfjkwebf#he nails chris's voice#he's so funny#and i love their friendship sm#john marry me#gifs*
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings#QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD#like take the win when it’s handed to you#red robin#batman#tim drake#dc#robin#timkon#conner kent#superboy
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My personal understanding of the situation
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 miss pauling#tf2 pauling#i wish i was home and could draw this digitally or at least well#i found out medics name at 2 am and couldn't go back to sleep from hysterics. funniest choice of a name for him istg#and i realized we were given miss Paulings name in the comic 5 minutes before drawing this#i love both their names. i will forever mourn Joseph Ludwig#but#this is so funny its so worth it#and flo..... Florence Pauling.... okay lesbian omg......... i#good for her#i hope she's happily married to the loveliest woman who loves her sm#and i hope medic doesn't cry himself to sleep after heavy laughs at his name for 3 hours
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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a rare bit of sweetness amongst insta comments
#catgirl#woof woof#screenshots#getting married in the cat ears. my heart sings#I do live in autistic dog city (disclaimer: not Portland) and I see so many creature ears & plushies daily it's sweet
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For the rest of our lives <3
#bakudeku#ktdk#bkdk#dkbk#katsuki x izuku#bakugou katsuki#midoriya izuku#mha fanart#ariart0#this is probably the biggest piece I've done so far#do you usually post close-ups in the same post? Idk but enjoy them! I put so much heart into each one of them 🥹#they're married your honor
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It probably didn’t come as that much of a surprise that the Rabbinical Mercenaries were duped into believing that they were on Coregatedstielio II to defeat some enemy of the Holy Temple.
How unfortunate that the mercenaries were so married to their beliefs that they didn’t question why they hadn’t seen a Coregatedstielian in the flesh even once.
#Inspector Spacetime#Kablooey (episode)#Bait and Switch (trope)#Bait and Switch#Religion Is Evil (trope)#Religion Is Evil#probably not a surprise#Rabbinical Mercenaries#were duped#into a false belief#that they were on a mission#Caregatedstielio II (planet)#to defeat some enemy#Holy Temple#the mercenaries were#so married to#their beliefs#they didn't question their orders#they didn't question why#they hadn't seen a Coregatedstielian#in the flesh#even once#never seen because they didn't exist
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Golden Age King Arthur accidentally gets sent back in time to the beginning of his reign. While making his way to Camelot hoping to find Merlin and figure out how to get back to his own time he runs into Agravaine making his own way to Camelot for the first time. Knowing he was a traitor working for Morgana in his own timeline, Arthur kills him and decides to take his place. No one had seen Agravaine since Ygraine's death, there were no portraits of him in the castle, and Arthur's premature greying hair has to be good for something other than Merlin calling him a silver fox. He can pass as his own uncle and be the caring advisor that young him deserved damn it!
#Arthur looks nothing like Agravaine but no one can deny he looks related to their Arthur so they buy it#If no one's going to be a loyal trusted advisor to him then Arthur will do it himself!#Also future Arthur and Merlin are totally married hense the silver fox comments from Merlin#Future Merlin is freaking out over the disapearence of his husband while future Arthur is bonding with his past self#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#merlin emrys#arthur x merlin#time travel fic idea#fic prompt
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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My wife used to be self conscious of her body. But since she started dating younger men her confidence has soared. She walks around naked all the time naked, to get her lover a drink or some food between fuck sessions.
Https://www.bellacooperbooks.com
#stag vixen#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#married pussy#so hot and sexy#share my wife#stagandvixen#swingers#sexy chick#mature wives#fully clothed#cuckhubby#slutty wife#sexually aroused#shared wives
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Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?
Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.
All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)
But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.
But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.
I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?
It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.
Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)
#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month#she was so cool yall#and so weird#they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did#they hiked the grand canyon together#they had a european river cruise planned for this fall#she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife#and they were working on it#literally i thought they were roommates#and there was only one bed
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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Lazy mornings in Hateno~
There’s no big eyed chibi link this time unfortunately o(-(
My heart craves post game Hateno life content so I shall make it myself
#digital art#art#sketchbook#sketch#doodle#totk zelda#loz totk#loz botw#loz#loz fanart#zelda fanart#legend of zelda#fluff#zelink#cuddles#theyre so cute#CUTIES#they’re so married#botw zelink#totk zelink#post totk#sketches#fanart#tears of the kingdom#zelda totk#loz link#totk link#post game
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first ever playthrough of stardew valley is going great so far
#mine#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#leah stardew valley#shane stardew valley#why does this man want me so bad#leah bby girl pls give me a chance#update: im dating leah now lets goooo#update update: me and leah are married now <3
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my thoughts during the 3.0 quest
also phaidei nation where you at???? did not expect to ship these two so hard but they're giving me so much brainrot we love our dumb jock rival boyfriends
#they're so sunshine/grumpy coded I love them#they're gay your honor#trailblazer was third wheeling fr#hsr#hsr meme#hsr 3.0#mydei#phainon#phaidei#aglaea#castorice#mild 3.0 spoilers#amphoreus#if I can't marry mydei irl I guess I can let phainon have him#do you think they go to the gym on dates
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