#the mercenaries were

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

It probably didn’t come as that much of a surprise that the Rabbinical Mercenaries were duped into believing that they were on Coregatedstielio II to defeat some enemy of the Holy Temple.

How unfortunate that the mercenaries were so married to their beliefs that they didn’t question why they hadn’t seen a Coregatedstielian in the flesh even once.

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[azatas]

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her

[artbyblastweave]

It's really amazing to me the extent to which the last issue of TF2 comics has caused basically the entire project to snap together into something pretty thematically coherent, and the theme in question is the same as Dead Money

[tropicalcontinental]

Human fear is the window to the soul or whatever ://

[violetlauren]

Hazard being basically invisible when he turns to his side is kinda funny to me. Guy is just a piece of paper.

Usually I do cel shading but i gotta get out of my comfort zone sometimes. Also I like how it turned out :D

[greencatalystcomet]

im so excited for one year from now when there's an abundance of really long, like 100k+ word deadpool/wolverine fanfiction because. there is currently a drought

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t sleep rn so i went to check on smth that’s been haunting me since i rewatched the first las nevadas finale again

so when punz first confronts purpled in his cave, they bring up the fact that quackity had been torturing dream, to which purpled said was an obvious lie, and that he didn’t expect punz to have been stupid enough to believe something like that. the exact dialogue (with some bits in between) is:

punz: did you know that quackity tortured dream for six. months. six WHOLE months, purpled.

purpled: […] and the prison thing is bullshit. you know that they don’t allow ANYONE in there EVER. like, you know this. c’mon, punz, you’re SMARTER than that.

and i found that strange, because i could’ve sworn purpled knew about quackity’s actions. i knew he was gunning for the revival book, obviously, but maybe i’d gotten confused. maybe the in-universe explanation was that he’d heard quackity was after the book from slime without the prison ever having been brought up or something

so i went back to the betrayal, and sure enough, purpled brings up the prison visits when confronting quackity. it’s the first thing he confronts him about actually. and yes, admittedly, there’s no confirmation to purpled knowing about the torture necessarily. he knows as much as slime did, whatever that may have been. however, it’s made clear he does know that quackity had constant visits with dream

i think the ccs likely just forgot, however the in-universe implications are FASCINATING to me because it just goes to show how much of a conniving bitch cpurpled is. he knows quackity was allowed into the prison, and if he didn’t know about the torture, he’s pieced it together thanks to punz’s speech, but he still denies it. he wants to keep what he knows close to his chest and he wants to belittle punz as much as possible. it’s borderline gaslighting, honestly - “no, punz, dream had to be lying to you, no one gets into the prison. c’mon, you’re a smart guy, don’t tell me you’ve fallen for such a stupid story. you’re better than that.” and i love it so so much. purpled already spends that entire interaction insulting punz outright and asserting his own superiority so this added layer of boldly lying to their face is just the cherry on top 💜

[royalarchivist]

Pac: In a- in a far far away tower, there used to live a prince called Fit, waiting for someone to climb over the top and save him!

Fit: [Laughs]

Pac: Kinda like Shrek, you know? [Laughs]

Fit: That's right. I've been waiting!

[Context: They were talking about how Fit's "house" looked like a tower / water tower.]

[thelostgirl21]

One thing I really want to see happen in Season 4...

Valdo Marx: Nice to see you again, Joseph!

Jaskier: *Heavy sigh* That's -

Yarpen: *Stepping in front of him protectively.* Julian Alfred Pankratz to you, you dying sounding beached whale! Only his friends call him Joseph!

Jaskier: Ah, actually, that's Jaskier.

Yarpen: *Dismissively.* Yeah, I KNOW.

Jaskier: *Getting all teary eyed.* I know you do.

[metropolics]

more!!! some i’ve shared before i think? polaroids for different events + the last one for the ivory tower stamp rally i was apart of!

[mandiminimojo]

Frost and Hart aka Ren and Thrash getting ready to go out and con someone.

[princescar]

Shout out to the Mukuro "Clones", such a great concept I wish we got to see outside of KK. So fascinating to see Mukuro having worshippers, especially ones that dress as her considering the whole thing with her constantly dressed as Junko. But also, did mukuro know about them? Did she have her own army of girls who obsessed over her? Theres at least 20 of them, and thats just how many I could count AND how many FF has captured. Considering they just kill everything in their path, I'm assumeing a majority of them died. Did they do the same thing Junko's worshippers did when she died when Mukuro was killed? Are these her Remnants?

I so desperately want a sequel to IF that just confronts everything in KK, I wanna know more about the "Clones" and what her dynamic with Takumi would be.

[tropicalcontinental]

After Parkour Civilization can we all collectively watch Oneshef's videos

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

[northstar-galactic-command]

<Fall unto a sea of blood>

Oh no! A cryptic, menacing message from an unknown source! I haven't gotten one of these...in the last two hours.

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Like almost every other corporate PR account, this account is public. Literally anyone on the OmniNet can send us anything, and they do.

Do you think you're the first wannabe hacktivist to want to try punking the corpos? We get bombarded with pranks, riddles, threats, paradoxes, viruses, and liturgicode on a daily basis.

None of it works.

You can't kill someone over the OmniNet. If you could, it would happen all the time. Anything you send gets screened by like multiple different security programs before a human sees it, and anything sensitive or harmful is automatically censored. The worst I've ever gotten from a digital attack was a headache, and that attack came from...well, I can't tell you where that came from.

You can't hack a corporate account either, not in any way that's meaningful. They're known vulnerabilities, so they're air gapped. Even if you compromise this account, you won't get access to anything but the account itself. We'll run a PEBCAC to nuke you out and the account will be back up inside an hour.

As for the rest, we have programs that sort through incoming messages and trash anything that doesn't seem legit. Your elegant riddle nested within three exabtyes of a 1000 year old audio drama will be deleted immediately, never to be seen by a human, NHP, or usually even a COMP/CON. It won't even clutter up our buffers.

The only reason I saw this one is because AUNTI noticed similar messages appearing on other accounts and thought it was some kind of new social trend.

It's not even a good threat.