#so many inappropriate things to say

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[jeanivere]

men and their big brown puppy dog eyes

[verstappen-cult]

backwards, sideways, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, on the train, on a plane, on the table, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, vertically, horizontally, until the paint peels off the walls, the bed breaks and the neighbours call for help. 🗣️

[barbieaemond]

It’s quite simple I need to sink my teeth in and shake him like a rabid dog

[volleypearlfan]

may there never be another dan schneider or brian peck or anyone like that ever again, especially working around children

[girlfriendpaimonsgirlfriend]

I’m with Levi because why were we thinking about Minhyeok while we’re getting pounded? Girl enjoy the dick.

😩

Anyway, I love love looove this card, it’s my favorite.

[noname-nonartist]

Just something I’ve noticed in a couple fandoms…

[hanniedream]

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

I ahve so many things to say about how mike faist is the finest, most beautiful, sexiest, kindest, purest soul on the planet and I'll DIE on this hill

he will be the death of me

[autisticlee]

that feeling when you get advice from someone who you know is well-meaning and has good intentions....but it's just the most allistic, neurotypical, and/or abled advice you have ever heard and completely invalidates the point you're trying to make about why you struggle to do the thing in the first place.

they're telling you to "do it in this specific way that is completely opposite of how you physically/mentally work" for example, make eye contact/read people's facial expressions and intentions! but you're autistic. initiate verbal conversation and don't be shy! but you're nonverbal or semispeaking. get out of the house more and participate in these physical activities! but you're physically disabled. Just Be Yourself! but you have DID/OSDD/other personality disorder. etc.

i'm sorry. I know you're just trying to help. I appreciate it, really. but it's all things i've heard before and none of it helps me specifically. I have tried (maybe even still try out of habit) and learned I can't just do those things. they don't work for me or cause more issues. practice isn't the issue. not everyone can simply willpower through everything. but thanks for trying 😔✊️

[picture-me-in-the-trees]

brett goldstein’s chest hair

[heyheythiswayart]

Unfortunately I would have this man’s children

[askinkiskarma]

I was gonna write monster in me today but me and @draiochtwrites found THE dilf!jake sully song and so that might have to take precedence. Let’s just say i’ve never been so unwell hearing a song.

[enha-stars]

cleansing ur mind w hee rn

anywho good morning hana !! hope u have a wonderful day / week / month / year cuz u absolutely deserve it 🫶🏼 sending u sm love bby !! <33

oh you treat me so well

good morning, love!! i hope your week goes so amazingly and i hope you’re sleeping well and eating well

[immortal-dreamer]

Quick musing but this is your friendly reminder that just because kids like something does not mean it’s “brain rot” or “a sign that we as the human race are doomed”

Maybe instead of immediately jumping to the worst assumption, try investigating into the things children like and give them a chance. Especially if you work in a place where children are constantly at like schools.

[chelseasdagger]

Chelsea girl I NEED HIM

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNGuGak4/

STOP THE WAY MY STOAMCH DID A FUCKING CARTWHEEL I HATE IT HERE FUCKKKKK I NEEDD HIM I NEED HIM SO SO BAD