#so like. I hate to break it to you fam. but uh.

[karlyboyyy]

So I decided to take a few different autism assessments online just to see like the probability that I might be, and as I’m answering the questions I’m trying to think back to my childhood too and I keep coming up with “oh damn I was like that wasn’t I?�� Or “Yep I definitely did that I just never thought twice about it” and yeeeah my scores on all these tests are much higher than I even anticipated 🙃🙃🙃

[quitealotofsodapop]

Where did the idea that Macaque and PIF are swirn siblings come from? I've seen it in a few other fics and while I'm not in any way against it I am curious. Is it just fannon or is there evidence for it in either the show or the original text? And how did the two of them meet in your au?

I believe it's a popular fanon idea. I think it spawned from the fact that Wukong and DBK are canonically sworn brothers, and thus Macaque and PIF would have interacted back in the day through the Brotherhood - both were/are not looked upon the best by the leaders of the Brotherhood, so they may have found friendship in one another. They are also both cool af characters that sadly never interacted in the show proper.

Macaque ( -_-)/\(-_- ) PIF: Being bad b*tches with wind powers and impulsive spouses who got trapped under a mountain for 400+ years.

In "The Monkey King and the Infant" au they're sworn/adoptive siblings due to mutual past history, even before The Brotherhood. They met as young children (an incident where little Princess Tieshan stole her big sister's bag of wind and got stranded on the moon), and later became eachother's confidants when they reunited as teens (Macaque becoming PIF's attendant). When the Brotherhood started up, Macaque accidentally introduced PIF and DBK while sneaking out for a meeting. When PIF was disowned by her family for falling in love with a demon; Macaque was one of very few from her old life that stayed by her side. They supported eachother emotionally through thick and thin - SWK being imprisioned + his and Macaque's breakup, PIF's banishment and troubles having a child etc...

Then Macaque "died".

And so PIF lost the closest to a little brother she ever had.

DBK finding out about Macaque's death (or whatever version someone spun about it), combined with Red Son being taken away by Guanyin after the Samadhi Fire ritual, is partially what drove him into a rage + his own imprisonment under a mountain. And so Princess Iron Fan was left (almost) completely alone for roughly 400+ years. It's no wonder why she fcking hates SWK's guts.

By the time of the fic start, she straight up decides "fck this I'm taking my kid back and finding a way to remove the staff. I ain't waiting around on earth alone anymore."

Then a month or so later she recieves a knock on her door;

Macaque: "Hey, jiejie [big sis]. I uh... kinda got revived???" PIF: "...how and why?!" Macaque: "No idea [lie]. Ok, long story short; Wukong knocked me up-" PIF: "THAT SON OF A BIT-" Macaque: "Yeah I was mad too. We're kinda *still* on a break right now so can I crash here until... I dunno either he apologizes, I stop being mad at him, or you know... forever?" PIF, (trying to hide tears of joy): "Forever sounds like just long enough."

The emotional reunion is interuppted by toddler Red Son charging head-first (bull calf style) into Macaque out of excitement.

After realising that his sworn uncle is very upset with the Monkey King; Red Son declares war on Sun Wukong and later secretly begins devising a plan to kidnap him and force him to lift the staff. PIF thinks its adorable how protective Red Son is over them, while Macaque is reading the kid's revenge corkboard like "Oh dang, he's really going for it. I'm so proud of him. Wait... is this what having a kid feels like??"

When SWK shows up looking for Macaque, PIF pretty much wind-fan kicks his ass straight out of the mountain. Cue Wukong thinking he has to do something; Big, Dumb, Dangerous, and Extremely Hearfelt in order to get back into both Macaque's and PIF's good graces...

Small spoilers:

Macaque, extremely touched but confused af: "Peaches, I would have accepted an apology and some flowers!" PIF, non-stop cuddling DBK since he got back: "Not me. This barely gets Wukong off my hit list."

Its a huge thing. The citizens of Diyu are shooken. By the end of it, the fam is extremely confused but happy to be reunited. Red Son declares it his first ever evil victory.

[absolutelynotromealone]

Ftm boten teen reader where they get their period and don’t feel enough of a man, cause my dysphoria is killing me rn but if ya don’t want to do it it’s chill

Ofc fam

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐(name) sighed as he looked at his ruined boxers, eyes threatening to water as he stared blankly at the red mess.

"Better clean up..." (Name) mumbled, a cramp rolling through causing him to wince.

(Name) stared in the mirror after cleaning himself up and using the emergency underwear under the cabinet and trying not to cry.

God he hated himself.

"Dad's.." (name) mumbled shyly as his parents stood around the kitchen doing their own thing.

"What's up? Why aren't you dressed for school?" Mochi asked as he prepared breakfast for the teen "could... I stay home from school today?"

"Why? Ya sick?" Takeomi asked with a raised eyebrow and (name) fidgeted "I... I uh got my period..." Out of them all, Takeomi, Sanzu and Mikey were the most empathetic as they had sisters and understood their sons struggle to some extent.

They even had to take the teen to a doctor because it was so bad.

"Stay home, take a warm bath yeah?" Mikey said sipping his overly sweet coffee and Mochi let the teen take his food to his room.

(Name) heard a few of his dad's come home and the door knocked on before ran poked his head in "my assistant helped me get comfort foods you might like" he said softly to his son "now get your manly ass into sitting position so you can eat these" his voice teasing as (name) sat up "you know we love you right?"

"Yeah..."

"And you're just as manly as us? Hell half of us could get mistaken for a woman, should have seen Sanzu as a teen, I hit on him for ten minutes before he spoke"

(Name) giggled at that "people are incredibly deceptive no matter what so know that you are my manly son and I will break the bones of anyone who says otherwise"

"Thanks..."

"Of course now eat your food and come out to the living room, if I have to sit and watch Takeomi put together furniture so do you"

[ssaalexblake]

I’d be interested in hearing your thoughts on the Ghost Monument. I know some people feel the stakes aren’t high enough, and that maybe if the racers were pitted against each other more it could be a more ‘interesting’ episode I guess, but I find the dynamics of the 2 guest cast to be interesting because they aren’t enemies, they’re not friends either but there’s not a desire to kill each other, because they are their out of necessity and to me that’s more then just being there out of ego or a prize. That surrounded by the history of the Stenza on the planet, it’s fascinating and one where I don’t think I’m fully across yet, so would be interested in hearing your thoughts.

Honestly, I was mostly just shocked that people thought this episode was bad? It wouldn't make my favourites list but there's literally nothing wrong with it either in plot or the execution of it imo. I enjoy it in a rewatch! It builds important dynamics and sets up important arcs. The foundation for the main characters are more firmly set.

Also, like, whatever peoples feelings on the stakes in this episode, it should be noted that The Ghost Monument as an episode has a dark twin. Its name is Ascension of the Cybermen. Narratively they function as a pair and the second one is supposed to be a lot darker with more stakes that shows the development of the characters, so you can't really do that if the first one is absolutely Go Go Go GO high stakes all the whole way through? The tonal difference belays the seriousness of the second episode. The contrast shows to demonstrate both how far the fam have come in AotC and how far 13 has fallen from TGM.

Not to say the sitch they're in in TGM isn't serious, it is, but this is not super stressful to the doctor, she's not, till the very end, scared she can't return them home or that they'll die (well. anymore than the doctor apparently normally is. The monologue in Once, Upon Time was fabulous but very sad). The fam are mostly just following 13's lead to get through this all figuring it's their best chance. In the second episode, they show their own initiative. In effect TGM is their training wheel episode that allows them to survive when the stakes get high.

The links between 11x01 & 2 and 12x09 & 10 give me Life. Such brilliant arching plot threads. Great bookends to Ryan and Graham's time on the show.

And really? This is a personal opinion, but disaster apocalyptic scenarios (which this is applicable to even if our group aren't natives of the place) where everybody lives in hell but just fight and try and kill each other as well as the environment trying to off them are just Bad. And belays an absolutely twisted view of us as a species. I feel like them all banding together when it gets tough and forming a community, if a very terse one where not everybody gets along, is actually an accurate portrayal of people in general. Even whatshisface Enzo or whatever joined the group he hated for safety because he was a lousy person, yeah, but he was Not stupid. I cannot stand grimdark crap like those zombie shows where people just kill each other en masse in their warring factions or whatever like the whole of human history isn't us forming societies and working together.

But speaking of whatever his name is, I feel like his contributions to the dialogue of the episode played an important part in delivering the themes they were going for, so making them fight instead would just have damaged the episode's core aims.

Mr 'I love my mum she taught me people are awful and selfish and horrible by breaking my trust and allowing me to get badly injured' is, congrats, the first person in this era to talk about his terrible mother whom 13 Immediately says sucks (gee i wonder why they did that. he even got hurt because he fell and his mum didn't save him). This is also the first time the cycle of abuse is mentioned because uh, the loser in the mother of the year competition did it specifically so it'd perpetuate itself in her son. This is the episode the timeless child is first mentioned. Considering the cornerstone of the arc is that this child in the end Broke that chain of abuse I do not consider this a coincidence. I'd bet him and his mother would think that Tecteun made that child Strong by what they did to them. 13 did Not like this man and she wouldn't, he's a dark mirror but also the victim of a really shitty mother.

There are other things i take note of in this episode. It's the first time out of post regeneration weirdness we see 13 really hit her stride. It's the first time we see her eschew pacifism as Her Thing despite the fact that she's already demonstrated her willingness to use violence with a few bombs the ep previous. Contextual morality. Reoccurring theme. It Wasn't a good idea to use violence in the situation she was in in TGM. Still doesn't make her a pacifist though bc lol, the bomb thing. So it's Kind of the first blatant portrayal of 13's private actions contrasting ones witnessed by the fam which are used to make her look better in their eyes. This will continue all season.

The stenza are now explicitly portrayed as violent colonizers as opposed to weird guys with the universe's most messed up election system. The lady is going through a race from hell is here to buy her loved ones out of the hell of their society. It's the first time the theme Properly pops up in the era. The first of many times. 13 continues to be a support to Ryan here, deepening their relationship. She's dad-ing him. She's not mad, she's disappointed! (she's also mad). She's also supportive of him.

I also think that 13 totally running out of ideas and thinking they're all gonna die at the end when the others disappear and the tardis does Not appear sets up something interesting. The fam, the ones who have been sceptical about her ability to save them this ep but still figure her as their best chance Immediately bolster her confidence and try and prop her up. They continue with the 'you've got this doc, we have faith in you!!' for a while after that, i assume they think she needs the morale boost? But I think it just leaves her with this terrifying pressure in the end?

She tries to let them know later on that this travelling is Dangerous and that they could get hurt but i think they have kind of started to buy into their own hype about her by then and aren't as worried as they should be. They think tim shaw is the worst of the worst the whole of s11 and 13 doesn't barely deign to acknowledge him bc he's so beneath her. So by the time the real bad guys pop out of the woodwork that Actually scare her the fam are overconfident in her ability to save them, which in turn eventually leaves them in the AOTC situation where they have to save themselves because she Cannot save them herself. She gave them an out before then and they didn't take it because they were not worried. I think the journey to that overconfidence starts right here.

I guess if i had to gripe it'd be that the scene where the two racers decide to take the prize together was Way too easy and more of a footnote in the story? There wasn't really another way this was going to end, but still. That seemed a little weakly done to me. I'd like a little bit more time devoted to it because it's not like i can't think of a few different scenarios to get here, it's just they'd have taken more screen time. In the end, I think that the episode had more important plot threads to go into so they just rushed it a bit. Maybe that's where people wanted more conflict? I don't want more conflict as much as a deeper discussion. They Didn't have a gripe with each other beyond that they were competing against each other and wanted to win and it didn't seem to occur to them that they could just share. But also, i've not watched this for a while. Maybe i'm misremembering, but i remember it feeling short to me.

idk, in the end it reminds me, weirdly, of Jurassic park where they're working their way across the park to the guest centre when all the dinos are escaped. Yes they're in danger and at times it's severe, but they have time to talk and bond and work together using their own skills as a group. The stakes Are high, there be monsters out to kill them and they want to go home, but it's also not 100% dire at all times. It hits the same mood for me.

This episode wasn't grim but it wasn't trying to be either so i guess if you Like grim it'd be a disappointment, but it did what it wanted to pretty well with setting stuff up and having a reasonable compelling episode plot.

Also... It's Super pretty. The bright sun. Glorious.

[all-for-the-simps]

ROTTMNT characters x Platonic!male reader

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles {INCORRECT QUOTES}

Context: Reader could be a human, mutant, mystic creature- whatever. He could be another brother, a friend, a friend who’s basically a brother– you get it. A/N: Quick and easy content for my completely empty mind.

🚫female-aligned people DNI🚫

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1 -

Raph: Time for plan G.

Leo: Don’t you mean plan B?

Raph: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Mikey: What about plan D?

Raph: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Y/N: What about plan E?

Raph: I’m hoping not to use it. ‘Cause Leo dies in plan E.

Donnie: I like plan E.

2 -

Mikey: Croissants: dropped.

Raph: Road: works ahead.

Leo: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Donnie: Shavacado: fre.

Y/N: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead.

Splinter: 

Splinter, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

3 -

Leo: Hewwo.

Mikey: Hihiiiiii!

Donnie: Greetings, Humans.

April: Three kinds of people.

Raph: I want pudding.

Leo: Four kinds of people.

Y/N: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

April: Five kinds of people.

4 -

April: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Mikey: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.

Leo: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Donnie: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Y/N: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilt it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Raph:

Raph: I have emotional scars.

5 -

Leo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Mikey: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Y/N: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

April: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Donnie: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

6 -

Raph: We need to distract these guys.

Donnie: Leave it to me.

Donnie: Ahem… Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Leo, Mikey, and Y/N: *Immediately begin arguing.*

April, watching in horror: Oh, this... I don’t like this... I don't like this at all.

7 -

Leo: Rules are made to be broken.

Raph: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Y/N: Uh, piñatas.

Donnie: Glow sticks.

Splinter: Karate boards.

Mikey: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Leo: Rules.

Raph:

8 -

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Leo: Thanks, fam!

Y/N: Oh no.

Mikey: *Cries* I love you too.

April: Sounds fake, but okay.

Raph: *A flustered mess*

Donnie: Can I get a refund?

9 -

Y/N, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Leo: Hey.

Raph: Hi.

Donnie: Hello.

Mikey: Hey!

Y/N: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Mikey: We were out of Doritos.

10-

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Mikey: … I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No, you didn't. Leo?

Leo: Don't look at me. Look at Donnie.

Donnie: What?! I didn't break it.

Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Donnie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Leo: Suspicious.

Donnie: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but Y/N was the last one to use it.

Y/N: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Y/N: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Mikey: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dad.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Dad... Leo's been awfully quiet.

Leo: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, to April: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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I’ve recently discovered that Rise was a thing and now that my remaining brain cells have latched onto these characters… I had no choice but to write something for them. (Ignore the fact I’m still working on requests–)

All incorrect quotes were randomly generated from here:

[dozing-marshmallow]

Hello! I don't know if you are taking requests but can you do Ezekiel with a yandere housewife s/o, Like she wants to take care of him the best she can. When he is in the need of help she is always right there. (Bonus if she's related to Mclean)

Anyways I hope you have a great day!

Hellooo there! Thank you for this request!! I hope you yourself are too having a great day and enjoy! 💘

EZEKIEL X YANDERE! HOUSEWIFE! READER HEADCANONS

Your poor baby.

Voted first out. Again.

You never understood what these pea-brained morons had against Ezekiel! How could they vote someone out with such docile eyes, colloquial voice, heart tugging fashion style? He apologised! He said he was sorry! Isn’t that enough?

“Psst Ezekiel!” you wave your hand over to him as he managed to hold onto the wing of the plane,“Come quickly!”

“(Y/N)! Yoo!” he greeted, taking your outstretched hand to safely make it back inside, parachute still tightened on his shoulders,“What am I missing?”

You press your body against his, bathing him in surprise,“Oh, Ezekiel... I’m sorry you were never given a chance to show these idiots how wonderful you are.”

“Well finally someone sees how cool I am! But I ain’t done with this game so quickly this time, homie with the hold me.” he informs you exuberantly.

You break the embrace in disbelief,“You’re not thinking about getting back in the competition, are you...?” praying he didn’t mean it so-

“Have to! I’m in it to win it, brah!” he points finger guns at you, an expression of joy from a misunderstanding boy.

Disapproval wavers your throat, No no no,“You can’t!” 

“Hey, what’s the big deal?” a frown drops on his angelic face,“You mad cuz it’s my game?” he was frowning...at you... You...can’t have him upset at you...

“No, no! I’m saying this for your own good! Don’t try get back in the competition, it’ll make your loss worse!” you desperately warn him, knowing how your dad would react and the cruelty your dear would be subject to.

“I didn’t lose nothing. I won knowledge.” his smile came back, under conviction...

“Listen, Zeke!” you hate having to raise your voice at him, but it did do the work.“My dad never treated you right. No one did! And you’ll only continue to be treated like a waste of space.” the space between you limits once more, smiling,“Get with me instead. You won’t regret it, I swear! I’ll show you a world so new, you wouldn’t need to flicker a desire for a measly million dollars.”

“Woah woah woah.” he puts his hands in front of him,“My dad told me that it’s wrong to get with someone before marriage eh?”

Before marriage? Perfect... Perfect! “Then we will get married! How does that sound?”

He looks at you with unversed eyes. You were attractive...and you were sweet to him. Sweeter than anyone’s been to him. And it’s not like you were strangers, you’ve known each other for a year, but…“Weddings are expensive, yo. I gotta make sure I can provide for the fam first then I can dip to start one of my own.”

You squeezed onto his hands, red cracking deeper in your own eyes. Oh how you love a man willing to be independent!,“I’ll pay for it! Everything! At first. I’ll have my dad take care of it, and we’ll have the best wedding in the world! Afterwards, you can go on to be the breadwinner and I’ll be the stay at home wife. I’ll cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for you every day, I’ll take care of the laundry, rub your shoulders whenever you’re sad, give you the best foot massages, and we’ll have as many kids as you want! All you gotta do is say yes!”

Hey all of that does sound worth more than a million dollars and he was gonna be treated like royalty. Finally!

“Okay!” he snorted. The woman of his future!,“I uh don’t have a ring to give you though.”

Like magic, you summon a perfectly suitable box from your pocket,“Already thought of that.”

Your dad(Chris) was not at all happy with your attachment to Ezekiel and your covet to marry him.

Did he agree to your wishes nonetheless?

What other choice did he have?

You held the knife to his throat,“Let me marry him.”

“That homeschooled freak? Seriously? Real funny, (Y/N). I thought you were a gal, not a pig.”

In offence, you started grazing it into his neck.

“Gah!” your dad gasped, pushing you away,“Alright already, fine!”

Safe to say he was not invited!

And you were removed from his will.

Good! You didn’t need whatever junk your dad had to try kill the low void he owned; you had the very best- true love!

Ezekiel had worn his beanie to the alter in an outdoor wedding on his farm.

It was a you may now kiss the groom.

While you couldn’t prevent him from talking to other people, you made sure that his place of work wouldn’t require him much teamwork. Crazy, but who else does he need to be happy?

He never had to go back to Total Drama again. His profile was completely removed and now, not even his own biological family saw him for these past few years.

That doesn’t matter. You were his family now.

“It’s your world, isn’t it, Ezekiel? My baby sweetheart!” You coo, pinching onto his cheek.

“Totally homes! This is what girls were made for, eh?” he smirked, holding his arms up behind him in bed. You sorta revived his old fashioned views on gender...

“To find their prince charming and dedicate their whole lives to make him happy?” You leave his side to pull open the blinds,“What girl couldn’t be happy?”

Maybe this was teenage adults, maybe it was true love.

Either way, Ezekiel was yours.

You set the tray on his lap.

And you were going to do anything to keep it that way.

“Bon appetit!”

[underworld-park-offical]

hello I'm new to this blog just wondering what is going on (if it's still active)

SUMMARY OF WHAT IN THE TOMFUCKERY IS GOING ON:

Influencer Craig Tucker invites all his friends to play the oujia board which they dip after being like "nah fam i dont wanna die" then Craig's like "ok fuck you guys" and continues talking to the demon and the demon ends up hating his ass to which hes wailing like "WHYYYY" then UH OH SPAGETTIOS the demons out! (but they dont know that yet)

Then Craig talkes to Tolkien (basically the same) and Clyde (scene kid with ibs) who are dating and is like "yo i had a BOGUS dream" and then they were like "ayo???" and so Craig explains his whack dream n their mean ass teacher says "we have a new sacrifi- i mean student" and badabing badaboom TWEEK

Craig thinks he's stinky so he starts talking shit, Tweek catches on and basically berates him to high hell while Clyde and Tolkien cheer him on. Then the power goes out and mean Brit boy (Pip) tells them "Ahaha fuck you, ya done fucked up" and then they bolt the hell outta there.

Tolkien and Clyde starts suspecting Tweek is a demon while Craig has an episode and then ENTER GREGORY_CUTIE_PIE_3RD and his posse of demons (Tweek, Thomas and Pip) and Jimmy ends up family guy death posing

Tolkien and Clyde suspect Craig is super mega dead and Jimmy is definetly mega dead so they consult Damien who explains demon lore at them. Clyde comes out of the closet bathroom and Tolkien sees some brown stuff on his hand and is like "ayo tf is that???" and then Clydes like "uhhh erm erm erm erm-". Tolkien and Clyde end up breaking up but thats ok! Clyde's got Tweek who he started crushing on after talking to him about Nightcore twice. Turns out Craig is alive and well but had a mental breakdown and doxxed Stan.

Stan and his gang open the door to see DUNDUNDUN twink! So they're like "awh fuck" and Gregory up and chokes Stan cuz Pip is like "GRRRR MURDER". Clyde calls Craig crying that he and Tolkien broke up so Craig tells them they're gonna get aids and bashes Gregory on the head with a chair. Tweek gets hit by a fucking car and boom boom bam influencer drama

Then, they all bail to a bridge and Estella gets revealed to be possessing Clyde, and Pip gets grounded :(

Tweek helps em out and thats where were at right now (mods remind me if i forgor anything)

[katsukikitten]

Sasuke is a fucking edge lord 😂

SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER DOES NENJI HAVE HAIR IS THAT A HAT???

Rock Lee and Guy sensei are pretty bad ass when you think about it.

Also Sakura sliding in her knees to catch him 👀

"I'll drive him to his knees"

Naruto fucking spitting facts 😂 tells Sasuke to fucking train some more old nepotism baby ass 😂

BRO I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HIM PULL OFF THAT GUYS FUCKING ARMS y'all please know I had to watch that scene on the living room TV with my fam around and my parents could be a little strict with what I was watching and I thought omg they're not gonna let me watch this but memal was like "So he does like the pink haired girl?" AS SASUKE IS BREAKING HOMIES ARMS

I don't remember much else 👀

When does itachi show up again? Before we learn the chidori? After? I'm just seeing hallways and remember Sasuke getting choked out. I know it's not soon but 👀

Kakashi why are you saying Sakura would have pussied out of the exam entrance?

Fuck me the believe it makes me fucking irritated as hell like it used to

Y'all don't understand how bad I wanted these fucking shoes. We are panning the room and

OH MY GOD I LOVE INO I wish her and Sakura could be friends 🥺

SHIKAMARU choji 😂 mood about the snacks

KIBA oh my god Hinata 😭 NARUTO IS AN IDIOT

Bug man SHINO ugh bro the fuckin tic mate.

Isn't glasses working for the snake groomer? Uh fuck me don't ask me his name but y'all KNOW who I'm talking about. KABUTO thanks Sakura 😂 SEVENTH GET FUCKED YOU FAILED SEVEN TIMES

Also every time Vixen answers one of my Naruto questions about Sasuke I'm like damn being an Uchiha sounds like ASS 😂

SHIKAMARU smart as FUCK yea? Like best strategist

Bro Kabuto pulling out the fucking ninja tarot cards 😂

"Big deal it's all a drag" I'm screaming

JUST WANNA SEE GAARA who voices Sasuke 👀 Kabuto lemme see my own card. Imma bout to make Choji eat that plastic bag if he burps one more time.

Doesn't Nenji hate Hinata?

GAAARAAAAAAAAAAAA that's right without GETTING AN INJURY BABBBBYYYY

Well sound village gonna lose some players girl. Bro is about to fail for an 8th fuckin time

[mccarthymolly]

Jsfood , sry yr nt tchung or guiding, b i not do more analysis, sry ur not vul js looky n punishy nt tlky. Ok no more abuse for me td. Ok good evening, nt say you emotional

B crying btr nt feel atkd, 2 kids here. Doing thing where blame kid, you less wise you less clear i better at things, you not js a person but a worse version of my virtues.

Psy script hmuhhmuhhm,uh,hm

Emotionally more distant n angry okhmuhhm

Women roles men roles and scents, hmkhmuhhmuh

Nohmuhhmuhhmuh

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[1-800-iluvhockey]

Can you do a luke Hughes insta edit, where we meet his family?

of. freaking. course.

you know much we appereciate our man Luke on this blog!! (my main man ughhh)

(these pictures are not mine, and this is a work of fiction!)

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lhughes_06 - safe to say that y/n/n’s first time at the lake & with my family was a success #sheneverwantstoleave #right??#springbreakwiththehughesfamily

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yourusername - yes it was and I’m very happy to be here in your arms right now :-)

↳ jackhughes - oh I’m about to puke off the side of the boat over that comment

elblue06 - we love you y/n!!! come back and visit during the summer!! :)

↳ yourusername - oh I love you mama ellen!! sorry luke, but she’s my favorite hughes ;)

↳ lhughes_06 - mom please don’t steal my girl away from me…. I love her too much

quinnhughes_ - certified SIM🅿️

↳ _alexturcotte - with the extra 🅿️🅿️

ethanedwards - y/n/n > luke (sorry not sorry buddy but you got a good one)

↳ lhughes_06 - agreed eddy, agreed

dylanduke - me and mark miss our bestie y/n and I guess you too luke…..

markestapa - we miss the duker / marky mark / lil y/n troublemaker trio (we really need a new name lol)

↳ yourusername - I agree I miss you boys too, we so need a new trio name (tt is best in my opinion since everyone knows the nicknames)

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yourusername- mama ellen wanted me to post the “aesthetic pinterest picture” that lu & I took on the beach this morning <3 guess you can say that she loves us💖 #supernervyaboutmeetingtheparents #springbreakwiththehughesfamily

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lhughes_06- I knew they’d love you, but never as much as I do <3

↳ yourusername- ur my favorite person ever; luke warren <3

quinnhughes_- you’re way cooler than luke, squish!! very glad to have met you (please stay with my bro, to keep him in check and rub some swag on to his awkward self)

↳ yourusername- really nice to have met you in person Q!! you’re the best boat driver ever :-) (of course I’m staying with him, he’s my dork)

jackhughes- I agree with quinner, you’re hella cool y/n. 100/10 choice on your part on letting luke have a chance with you lol.

↳ yourusername- oh rowden, as much as you’d hate to admit it, luke really has game (but he should stick to playing hockey because his first pickup line was 😳)

lhughes_06- hate on my first pickup line ALL you want (but it obviously worked because you’re still here and now dating me for almost 8 months)

↳ yourusername- ugh I guesssss ;)

elblue06- Oh ignore the boys’ chirps! We love you oh so much and glad that you love (and put up with) our boy Luke ☺️

↳ yourusername- @elblue06 you may make me cry as I write this ugh 💖

brendanbrisson- welcome to the fam :-) (idc I’m a cuzzo)

↳ yourusername- I literally see you everyday and you’ve never said this lol @brendanbrisson

thombordeleau - rowdy’s comment is the best on this right now 😭 I remember him asking you that pickup line lol it was awful….

mackiesamoskevich - y/n/n please save me and come back to AA so I can rant with someone

↳ yourusername - just a few more days (u boys can live without me)

↳ ethanedwards - no we can’t

↳ markestapa - I’m the only responsible one left

↳ dylanduke - no I am duh

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y/n’s caption: fun spring break spent cuddling with my boy & meeting the hughes’ fam all in person (and together)!! 💖

luke’s caption: my family loves y/n so much that it tired her out during our vacation….. but I don’t care because I love her more and her cuddles 😴

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jackhughes - you two make me sick in a good way, can’t to annoy you both when you guys move to jersey, if moose can keep her long enough

↳ lhughes_06 - uh rude! I very much on planning to keep my squishy 4L

↳ yourusername - ☺️❤️ jersey seems pretty nice with you lu

quinnhughes_- can’t wait to see lil y/n/n again soon! have a safe trip back to AA you two !

↳ elblue06 - I second that Q!

↳ yourusername - thank you both! ❤️

↳ lhughes_06 - thank you for being nice to her lol Q, and mom I love you! see you both soon!

ethanedwards - YAY THEY ARE COMING BACK

↳ markestapa - THE TT IS GOING TO BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!

dylanduke - YESSS

↳ yourusername - oh and the chaos will continue soon boys!

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[itsmelb]

Welcome to my thoughts about KP Finale/ KP the Series

(Bare with me it's going to be quite long bc you can expect, I felt fucking everything!!!)🤭🥵❤️😭 SPOILERS ahead!

The Storyline

So everything came to an end. Somehow there are many open questions though (more later on that point). But I think they did it so perfect. It was heartbreaking, sexy, funny, murderous and a bit crazy. We feel everything at once.

Porsche gets his mother back (who seems sus to me???? What is up with her man? Aaah), Gun is dead (I don't know how to feel about that - mixed I guess.) Korn is soo sus I don't trust hin with everything. And I wanna slap his face for all of his lies.

I loved the 3 Brothers in one room, I loved VegasPeteMacau Hospital Hug thingy, I love Porsches struggle (heartbreaking!!!) bc we all can relate with situations that threw us out of our life, I love Kim/Jeff singing "Why don't you stay" to Chay, and he not deleting the video, I love the fight scenes, and I love that we got Mafia Kinn (holy shit hot!) and Kinnporsche Marriage (I call it that way don't come at me haha) and don't get me started on Vegas emotional damage and his redemption (kinda??) Arc... wow. What an episode 👏

Now diving in deeper..

2. The characters/relationships

- the bodyguards: damn those guys, I love them. I wanna see more of them. I wanna see ArmPol lovestory, I wanna get the dead ones back (Big redemption!!! Spinoff pls!!!) Arm and Thankuns blow ups were so fucking great in the ep, and oh lord Pete..

- the friends: I love Yok! I want more of her. Mama slay!!! And then there is TimeTay. I wanna see their story. (Tay deserves the world!!) I love them teasing Kinn and make KinnPorsche cringing haha. 😬

- the parents: you all suck man! Gun is an asset to Vegas. And okay we don't know why he is like that (ok his dad was also an ass and the Mafia is like crazy and he lost a lot of dearest people..) but it doesn't give you the right to do sth like he did to his kids. And Korn is not better either. Is acting all nice and friendly but is a fucking liar. "I wanna protect you" hahah funny. Darn u mf! And the Mom. Sth so off. I don't now yet but I (hope) we will soon!

-Chay: oh baby Boi! I am so lost with him. I want to see more of him and his music and happy and not suffering and I love and turned on for the first time ever and feeling everything.

- Kim: I fucking love him. And hate him. I wanna see him happy. I don't understand him sometimes.he is mysterious and hot and the fight scene damn. And his voice. Killed it. Literally. I want more of him and Chay. I want kisses, I want songs. All. (And what are his motives? He wants power obv and I am a little bit scared but sooo eager to find out!!)

#kimchay: so in the future when they hopefully get back together I wanna see more of them together. They were a little short. And I miss their sweetness btw all the Mafia sexyness haha. Chay makes Kim soft. And I love that. Also more songs! And maybe some kisses. :D

- Pete: damn. The scene were he resigns wow. My heart shattered. And all the scenes with Vegas....I uh. Cry again forever. He Is such a deep character and we haven't seen all of him I am so sure. I wanna see more of badass Pete (together with badass Vegas haha obv) man when he shot that man wow. I got goosebumps, and all the scenes in the previous eps. Wow. This man suffers and is so fucking wise I aaah!

- Vegas: I never thought he would be one of my favorite ones ever. But his Arc is so heart breaking and raging and full of Angst and sorrow. He deserves everything and I love the way he is free now (obv not really but objectively) I loved his scenes with Pete obv and with Porsche too.. I am excited to see how it will turn out that P is now Minor Fam King and he is not (although he wanted it so bad or had to do every for it..)

#Vegaspete: the ship that stole the show! Man their scenes are sexy, heartbreaking and hurting. I love their dynamic. And their full on fight mode, love that kills. It hurts and it's beautiful. I want to see more. Also with the fam now. Some soft scenes some new way for Vegas. So light (and ofc the darkness and sexyness always lingering around the corner)

-Porsche: he has a soft spot in my heart. I would forgive him nearly everything. And his look damn. I am glad he is getting in the near of the truth, and that his family is back. And that he has Kinn on his side. Forever. I wanna see more of Porsche badass Mafia boss vibes (I mean the suit entrance in the hallway man mf looks intimidating) give him all! Also his sweet side. Damn Heartbreaker! A true family man in the core. And a fucking sexy mf!

- (my beloved) Kinn: he is my favorite character. I love how powerful it was, when Korn "died" and he had to keep it together and be the boss, he was so cold there when he shot those guys. How hot was he sir. Wow. And then we sees his other soft side of him, when sb he loves is in danger or hurt. Man this breaks my heart. Also he is always so sexy. And horny ahha. With Porsche haha. Man I love his funny and little dump jokes. Wow. Could write more...

#KinnPorsche: the ones I fell so hard for at first, the ones that brought me to the show. Their everything is so good. I love the fights, the laughs the teasing, the love making, the power they hold (especially now. What a scene it was (see photo)) how beautiful they are. What a fucking mess they are. And how they fix each other every time. I am crying bc it hurts me to let them go (for now) bc I really love them sm. Mafia Family forever!

3. The Actors

The cast: I am in love with this cast. Never seen such a funny, heartwarming cast and how they are together. I love this mafia kindergarten. And how they are there for eo! We stan!

Tong: I love him sm. His character is so crazy and I love that. So thx! It was so fun!

Barcode: he is so cute and he can sing! I see some sassy moments in interviews. I know he will be a great actor. I am so excited when we see him with more emotions (the crying man killed me sm!) And action with everyone.

Jeff: I really fell for him and his music. How can sb be so sexy. (This fight scenes in the bar lord have mercy) I wanna see how he acts soft and love dovey with Barcode/Chay. I want more songs. I love his smile.

Build: how is he so good at his job. The emotions everything I cried so much with him. He deserves the world. He stole so many scenes. Bc he is so talented oh lord. I want to see more of him!!

Bible: my huge respect for him. All was new for him and even the language! I love his English! I love his effort. His perfection his look. I cant say more bc he makes me speechless. Wow.

#Biblebuild: those friends (or what they are) their scenes together kill me every time. I wish them all the best. Nobody deserves them. They are so golden! Scene stealers! For ever in love with them!

Apo: the greatest there is. His eyes. Wow. How he acts. How he is as a person after all he went through. Man he deserves only good things. I love how he is a force if energy and smiles but is like very deep with thinking and explaining. That is sth I do too. And I love to see sb is like that too. Miss his presence from now on!

Mile: puh. Do I have to say sth anymore? He is smart, kind and how he looks. And he made it all possible. And he is so shy and funny and also so open to the world. We all should praise him. All he is doing. Man. I will forever love him. He is the perfect Kinn.

#MileApo: there is sth so addictive about them together I can't even explain... I just love everything they give us. And their trust in eo. ❤️😭

The producers/crew: thx for everything! Without you it would not be possible! I love Ponds Ideas of water and pools ahah and all his mind is so good! Thank you!!!

4. What the future may holds...

I hope we get a season 2. I think they can't break our hearts don't doing one (or infinite) more season(s) (pls 🤭🤭) I know the expectations will be high. So fucking high. But I will take all. Everything! Just give them back to me!

What is with the parents? What is the truth? We have the bad version, the half good version and a version from a Boi who doesn't remember well. So...and what will that do to KinnPorsche? What is with VegasPete family moments? Give it to me!! And Kimchay obv. All!!

The world tour is there and I am excited to see content from everywhere.

5. My personal conclusion

I never thought I would fall head over heels fora BL series. I never watched one before (see some snippets ofc but not much) and then KP the series came and the rest is history. It was the best show ever. And I read all the time that they did so good and everyone who loves BLs are agreeing that this is a huge milestone for the genre. So. Thank you KP Family for everything! Edits, gifts, trending all over the world. It was fun. And it will always be. No legacy is as rich as honesty!🖤

Kinnporsche Family forever ❤️

(When you read this all! Your a real gem! Thx! Sry for mistakes, english is not my first language) ❤️

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

birdflash and the batfamily

did bruce ever suspect when he set up a playdate meeting for robin and kid flash he was going to gain a future son-in-law? No.

dick and wally Officially get together in their teens

when dick runs off hes gone for like a year and bruce is like. lowkey super concerned dick is going to try and elope with wally

when jason first shows up he Does Not have the highest opinion of dick so he thinks wally is like. dicks bum boyfriend lmao. when he actually gets introduced to wally hes like hmm wally is okay i guess. also wally actually goes to college so jason always asks him questions about it

tim thinks wally is Super cool but is also jealous sometimes because wally takes up SO MUCH of dicks time. tim gets the Most time with wally because tim is also friends with bart so they just all hang out a lot.

all of dicks siblings HATE pda. they have a whole list of rules for what is acceptable when a sibling is within 100 feet. dick disregards it lol he WILL hold wallys hand and kiss his boyfriend while his brothers and sister groan in the background

cass is very happy because wally makes dick happy! wally is one of the few outside of the batfam who can actually hold a conversation with cass and doesnt act All Fucking Weird because she doesn't speak english well

when duke gets adopted dick and wally are already engaged so like three months after hes adopted he gets to go to their wedding and dick puts him in the wedding party duke is like :') the wedding is fun all their super friends are there and bruce is very obviously Trying Not to Cry

when damian shows up dick and wally decided to live separately while dick Deals With the Situation so now damian has "i have fucked up my primary caretakers years long relationship" insecurity THIS POOR KID LMAO. damian gets to be the Ringbearer at the wedding!! It is a Great Honor. also the west-allens arent the worst family to be related to they are very formidable allies (damians list of the flash fam from most threatening to least threatening: iris, joan, wally, bart, jay, the twins, barry).

so. many. wedding photos.

it takes ages for dick and wally to get married because uh. gay marriage was kind of illegal for a while there. even before its legal they have that talk of well i love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you

once it IS legal they put it off because they are always dealing with SO much shit but duke getting adopted was kind of the catalyst for dick to be like holy shit all our family is here and safe LETS GET MARRIED and wally is like what right now im washing dishes

bruce panics and buys them a coffeemaker for their wedding lmaooooo

ONE FUCKING TIME. oh my god. obvs bruce calls his kids by the wrong names all the time but one time he was OUT IN THE FIELD AS BATMAN and he calls up tim on the comms and hes like "Kid Flash, did you read the toxicology report I sent you yesterday." and theres a second of silence before everyone LOSES THEIR SHIT. KID FLASH. BRUCE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

steph and wally get along like a house on fire. a house that is crashing and burning but by god you cant look away

wally is. a little intimidated and jealous of babs because he KNOWS dick had a maybe-crush on babs back when they were kids and wally still hasnt gotten over it a decade later like WALLY DICKS MARRYING YOU I THINK YOURE GOOD LMAO.

kate tries to be a Gay Mentor to dick and wally because when they first came out she was their ONLY GAY RELATIVE who was semi competent (bruce is bi but hes a bad gay mentor lol. barry is bi but kind of struggles with it sometimes)

side note that hal has been around the whole time wally knew him ever since wally was a kid and hes like wow i love that uncle barry and uncle hal are such good friends and then they have to break the news that iris and barry have an open relationship shebnrcnene.

[insomniac-astronomer]

TASM!Peter Parker x Reader: I Made a Playlist

NO SPOILERS FOR NWH! I gottchu fam that hasn't seen it yet.

Hello! I have kinda disappeared off the face of the planet for a while. Um, so yeah. Not cool, I know. I think I'm Viking more with the little one shots instead of the consecutive story fanfics just cause they take less time. I'm trying to use some of my writing as a stress-relieving activity and series are not very stress-relieving. SO I'm just gonna write one shots or imagines or whatever you guys want. Give me requests! The less I have to be creative, the better lol

Gender: neutral! No pronouns used!

Description: Peter and you share a bus ride on the way to work every day and listen to music. Peter makes a special playlist for you to help him confess his feelings.

"I stayed up all night making a playlist for you!" Peter says as he sits down next to you on the bus.

"Why?" You give him a look. You're used to his "staying up all night" stories, but "to make a playlist" is a new one. "You should be sleeping-"

"Yeah I know but you mentioned that you were tired of listening to the same songs over and over."

You think to yourself. You remember when you told him that. Last week at some point. You didn't think he'd even heard you. "Alright, let's hear it."

He gives you one of his dorky smiles. When you first met him, you weren't sure what to make of him. He wasn't anti-social, but he was picked on. You would always see Peter on your way to lunch, his skateboard under his arm and a camera in his hand.

Peter hands you one of the earbuds and you put it in, careful not to let it go too far. You always feel bad using his earbuds, worried that you'll somehow break them.

The first song that starts playing is "Paper Rings" by Taylor Swift.

"I thought you hated Taylor Swift?" You say.

He shrugs. "Eh, she's not so bad I guess."

~Peter's POV~

He knows you like Taylor Swift, so he put about ten of her songs on the playlist.

His heart pounded so loudly it sent his spidey-senses in a whirl. Every little movement from the passengers around him made him jump.

Peter tried to focus on you. That's why he stayed up all night making a playlist. To tell you that he likes you without . . . telling you? At least he thought it was a good plan at one in the morning. Now, however, he thinks it was a stupid idea. How would you even get the hint?

Peter jumps at the feeling of something touching his arm.

"You okay?" You ask.

"Yeah yeah," Peter stares at you. Did you say something and he completely missed it?

"Okay . . . can I see your phone?" You say slowly.

"Oh sure," Peter shoves the device into your hand, nearly sending it flying.

"Uh-huh," you give him a questioning look. He focuses intently on the OSCORP badge on your collar to avoid your eyes.

A passenger drops a bag. Peter's arm lurches out toward you to protect you. You widen your eyes at him.

"Sorry," he mutters. He wrings his hands tightly together and closes his eyes to hopefully relax.

"I thought you hated most of these artists." You break his concentration.

"Oh, um . . . yeah, well, no, um, I mean, I'm not . . . answering that?"

"Okay, why are you so stressed? You're acting . . . weird. What aren't you telling me?"

"I can't just . . . say it!" Peter's words protest against his tongue. He actually could just say it, probably, if he wasn't . . . him and you weren't . . . you.

You sigh and your face shifts as you lose yourself in your thoughts. Your eyes are on the ground, giving Peter a chance to take in your face. He has so few chances as most of the time is spent avoiding your gaze at all costs.

"Do you wanna-" c'mon Peter, just do it. "Do you want to . . . I don't know. Wanna . . . sometime, I don't - or we could do something . . . else?"

"Yeah, okay." You give him a smile.

"Really?" He yells. You shush him as people start looking over.

"Send me a link to that playlist, I like it."

Peter watches as you stand to leave. You give him one last smile and exit at the OSCORP stop.

Thank you so much for reading! Please like, comment, and reblog. DO NOT COPY MY WORK, I will be on the lookout and I do know the actions to take should my creative entity be infringed upon.

Disclaimer: Character (Peter) and Location (OSCORP) belong to Marvel and other respective copyright owners. All dialogue, actions, plot, other characters, etc is my creative work.

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[moon-spirit-yue]

I've seen most of your incorrect posts on the ratld tags and keep going pls dshfhds also i have an idea to propose sponsored by my sleep deprivation: what if 18-year old Virana met someone from Heart and fell head over heels for her (bc sapphic yearning runs in the Fang royal fam) who turns out to be 18-year old Raya's mom but 18-year old Benja went "sike, i reached her oblivious ass first" and that's the story on why Virana wants to steal the dragon gem as revenge bc her first loml got "stolen", but she didn't expect for the Druun to come back

Wait hold on this is actually hilarious I got you:

18 year old Virana, talking to one of her soldiers: this is ridiculous! I should not have to go to Heart just because some stupid prince asked me to!

Fang soldier, laughing: hey, you know I like being here as much as you do, but you gotta remember this guy is the chief now

Virana, scowling: damn, you’re right. The old chief and her husband died like three years ago didn’t they?

Fang soldier, nodding: that’s right. Kind of makes me feel bad for the guy

Virana, rolling her eyes: doesn’t change the fact that I’d rather have my serlot maul my leg off than be here. Shit, I have no idea where we are

Fang soldier, frowning: me neither. We should ask for directions

Virana: I truly hate this day *walks up to a random woman and taps her shoulder* excuse me, do you happen to know where the Heart palace is?

Heart woman, turning around and smiling: oh yeah! I’m headed there anyways you two can tag along! I’m Lien! And you are ?

Virana, blushing and mumbling: way gayer than I thought apparently

Lien: what did you say? I didn’t quite hear you

Virana, trying to recover: uh I said my name is Virana. Princess Virana of Fang. Pleasure to meet you

Fang soldier: *trying not laugh*

Virana: *elbows him harshly*

*a few minutes later*

Lien: well here it is!

Virana, smiling at her: thank you very much. Would I be able to see you tomorrow? I’ll be here for a couple days and I quite like your company

Lien: that would be great! I like your company too

Heart soldier, walking up to them and sighing: I fear Chief Benja just became gravely ill. His sickness will leave him bedridden for a couple of weeks. He will be fine but he’s not up for visitors. My apologies

Virana, sighing: well there goes my hopes of getting this done in a timely fashion

Lien, frowning: oh poor guy! He’s so miserable when he’s sick

Virana, raising an eyebrow: so I take it you know the chief well?

Lien, nodding: yeah we’ve been friends for years. Ever since his parents passed I can’t help but worry about him

Virana: wow, you truly have such a caring heart

Fang soldier, rolling his eyes: oh give me a break you pathetic lesbian

*a few weeks later*

Lien, shaking Virana awake after one of their sleepovers: wake up! Benja sent one of his messengers to let us know he’s feeling better and can meet us!

Virana, smiling: oh that’s great, let’s go!

Lien, arriving at the palace: alright he’s usually- *blushes intensely* oh-

Benja, yawning and not wearing a shirt: right, let them know- oh, Lein! Princess Virana! A pleasure to have you both here! I apologize for the lack of attire I thought you’d be coming later

Lien, laughing nervously: oh you don’t have to apologize! You do whatever you want Benja! *whispering* Especially if it means you don’t wear clothes-

Virana, scowling: right. Let’s get this over with

*a few hours later*

Virana, bluntly: are you interested in Benja romantically?

Lien, sighing: well I try not to be so obvious, but he just never gets the clue! I assume he’s so focused on being chief that he doesn’t realize my advances

Virana, mumbling: please, I could treat you way better than he could

Lien, yawning: what was that?

Virana, casually: I said he’s stupid if he doesn’t realize what’s right in front of him

Lien, sighing: I guess…….

Benja, kicking down the door: LIEN ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME?!

Lien, startled: uh yes?????? This is really random what-

Benja, blushing: uh so long story short I go to therapy twice a week and I was upset because I couldn’t figure out how to tell you I liked you or knew if you liked me back but then my therapist basically told me to use my eyes and see that you were already in love with me so I-

Lien: *cuts him off by kissing him*

Virana, watching the entire thing: well, this is definitely my villain origin story

[takamikeiigos]

Okay I know made an ask already like 2 days ago🙄 but what if hawks s/o had to fake their death on a mission for like a month or 2😮‍💨 and when they come back the first thing they do is look for hawks even though they’re tired, beaten and look like complete shit😩😩 I’m just such a sucker for these kind of tropes !!!

Also how’s ur day been :))

ayo i got you fam!!!

this was legit all i could think of for like 3 days so i hope it's okay!!

Title: "You Came Back to Me"

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences (for now)

Relationships: Hawks x Reader

Tags: temporary character death, violence, drinking as a coping mechanism (minor on hawk's part), emesis

Word Count: 2.8k

Chapters: 1 / 2 / 3

You look up at the villain who currently has you pinned to the floor, your ragged breaths leaving your mouth with every rise and fall of your chest.

His vibrant green eyes are piercing as they stare down at you, his expression wicked and merciless as he presses his foot harder against your throat as a warning.

"Here are your options, darlin'," he pulls his foot away, instead opting to sit back on his haunches. He brushes your hair from your face and rests his hand on your cheek. It makes you flinch and your breath hitch.

"You either find a way to dissappear, or I'll track down that precious little birdy of yours and take his wings for myself."

○ ○ ○

- three weeks prior -

"Let me come with you. Please."

"Kei.." you say softly as you back the rest of your necessities in your bag, finally turning to look at him.

He's on edge, you can tell by his posture. His wings are drawn tight to his back, but his feathers are puffed out. It reminds you of how hair stands on end and goosebumps make them selves known under fear and stress.

"You know I can't.."

"This is too much for one person to handle." His arms are folded across his chest now as he leans against the doorframe of your shared bedroom.

"You don't think I can handle myself?" The words leave your mouth sounding offended, and he instantly deflates.

"That's not what I meant. If you didn't know what you were doing, you wouldn't be working for one of the top agencies in Japan." Keigo steps forward, now in your space, and you can see a faint trace of fear flicker across his face. "I just.. this man is very dangerous, y/n. And if anything happens.."

"Hey. It'll be okay. It'll only be a month and I'll be home before you know it. I won't let anything happen, I promise." Your hand falls against his cheek and he nuzzles into it, both of his hands coming to rest against your own.

"You promise?" he asks quietly, needing one more confirmation that you'll be home and safe in a couple weeks.

"I promise."

○ ○ ○

"Have you made your mind up, sweetheart?" Kimura, the man who has had the utmost pleasure in beating you within an inch of your life, asks. He slams you against the brick wall of the alleyway one more time for good measure, his hand wrapped firmly around your throat.

"Please.." you gasp out, your hands coming to wrap around his wrist, trying to relieve the pressure against your larynx. "P-please promise me you won't hurt him, that you w-wont lay a hand on him.."

He chuckles darkly, tossing you aside onto the cold, dirty floor of the alleyway.

Your vision is blurring, slowly darkening at the edges, but you manage to see him move a few feet away, bending down to pick something up off the ground. You blink sluggishly and suddenly he's in your space once more, holding the object, which you soon realize is your phone, in your face.

"Go ahead, songbird. Give him one last goodbye."

You cringe at the abuse of the nickname that you hold so dear, but weakly reach out and take your phone from his hand, Hawks' number already dialed.

All you had to do was hit send and that would be it.

You close your eyes and rest your head against the brick wall, taking a deep breath to steady yourself. You can feel tears burning as they make themselves known, clinging to your eyelashes and not yet falling to your cheeks. You blame it on the amount of pain you're in, but you know the true reason is because you're absolutely terrified.

You press send.

As it rings you notice Kimura bringing out his own phone, holding it up and aiming it in your direction.

What a sick bastard.

"Baby bird!" Keigo's voice comes cheerfully from the other line. Though it warms and calms your senses, it still makes you sad knowing that he's completely oblivious to what's about to come.

"H-Hey, Kei.." you try your best to keep your voice steady, but the damage from excessive force to your throat is unforgiving and the words leave your mouth sounding raspy and distant.

"Y/n, where are you?" Keigo's voice drops an octave and you can tell his worry has set in, which was exactly what you wanted to avoid.

"I'm okay, just uh," you pause mid-sentence, your throat tightening around the words as tears threaten to spill again, "just got knocked around a lil bit."

Your laugh comes out bitter. You hate the sound of it.

"Y/n. Tell. Me. Where. You. A-"

"Kei, listen. I need you to know how much I.." your voice betrays you and cracks, and you suddenly find that you can't fight the overwhelming fear and sadness coming over you. You weakly bring a hand up to wipe at your battered cheeks, tears continuing to fall and mix with the grime and blood that covers your skin.

You try again to steel yourself, another deep breath falling from your lips shakily, making your lungs rattle. It's becoming harder each second to keep your eyes open and your mind focused, but if you make it through this one phone call, you know you'll be able to rest easy.

"I need you t'know how much I love you. 'N that everything's g'nna be fine. That you'll be okay. And to not c-"

Suddenly a gunshot rings out and your whole world stands still for a split second, before turning completely sideways.

You register warmth blossoming over your abdomen, spreading and soaking your hero uniform. You can hear Keigo frantically yelling from where your phone slipped from your hand and landed on the concrete next to your head. And the last thing you see is Kimura holstering his gun with one hand, tapping away on his phone with the other.

"What a shitty ending for a hero, don't you think?" Kimura grins down at you.

Yeah. What a shitty ending for a hero.

○ ○ ○

The quiet trickle of water finds its way to your ears, and the feeling of something cold and damp against your forehead is a soothing contrast to how hot your body feels.

Opening your eyes feels as though it takes half of whatever strength you have left, and your vision swims. Suddenly hit with a wave a nausea, you lean over and vomit over the edge of the bed you're laying on. Luckily there's a bucket on the floor, and you assume it was placed there for a reason.

That someone placed it there.

In a panic you sit up, your wounds pulling tight and your body protesting. Your vision swims again and it takes you a few moments to ground yourself.

"Ma'am, please don't move too fast. You'll re-open your wounds and you're already in bad shape," a quiet voice projects throughout the room. You look up and notice an older man, probably in his sixties, sitting in a chair next to the bed you're currently occupying.

"Who are you? Where's Kimura?" You grit out, grabbing the edge of the blankets and tossing them off of you. The man in front of you is ready for your attempt at escape and he places steady hands on your shoulders, pushing you back onto the bed.

"Please! My name is Daichi Tanaka, I am a doctor! I found you in an alleyway near Higashiosaka. I would have taken you to a hospital but you begged me not to," the man pleads, his hands persistent on your shoulders.

You glare at him momentarily, before relaxing back onto the bed, still weary of his intentions.

"Kimura? Is that the name of the person who did this to you?" The man - Tanaka - asks hesitantly.

You ignore his question in favor for asking your own, "How long have I been out?"

Tanaka stares at at you, seeming to contemplate answering, but you figure he finally realizes you aren't taking any shit because his answer comes out with a sigh.

"A little over a week. You've been in and out, your fever finally broke this morning."

Over a week. You've been out for over a week and you don't know where you are, where Kimura went, and where Keigo-

Keigo.

It all comes crashing back to you and you lie back, your hands resting over your eyes.

Tanaka seems to have been reading your mind, because he pulls your phone from the nightstand next to you and passes it over.

"I wiped as much blood from it as I could. You have many new notifications and quite a few missed calls. I wasn't able to unlock it to call anyone, but it seems there are many people worried about you." Tanaka stands then, making his way toward the bedroom door.

"I will give you some privacy for now, but expect me to be back in twenty minutes to check up on you."

With that, Tanaka leaves, closing the door behind him with a soft click.

You stare down at your phone, the screen cracked and a few specs of blood and dirt tucked into its crevices. You type your pin in and pull your notifications up, Keigo's name amongst others filling the screen.

You don't realize you're crying until a small hiccup forces its way from your mouth, your cheeks wet with tears.

You notice a voice-mail from him, and though you know it's only going to make you more upset, you force yourself to open it to make sure he's okay.

His voice floods the room and it immediately breaks your heart at how wrecked he sounds. You can tell he's been crying by how gravelly his voice sounds as the message plays out.

"You know," Keigo laughs bitterly over the phone, "I punched Ryosetsu in the face for letting you go on this mission alone. Gave 'im a real nice shiner on your behalf."

The message goes quiet and you can hear what sounds like a glass bottle being opened in the background, Keigo's quiet sniffles also making themselves known.

"Fuck, y/n. They didnt even.. they didnt even find your body. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that, huh?

"They wouldn't even let me anywhere near the scene, I had to sit back at the office while they kept me informed. He said there was uh.." you assume Keigo pauses to take a swig of whatever he's drinking based off the tink of the glass bottle, "heh, he said there's a low chance you're even alive because there was so much blood. Fuck."

You grimace at how blunt he is with the statement and how distant his voice sounds. You can only hope that he hasn't been drinking as often as your thoughts are telling you.

"Please come back to me," he whimpers over the message, and a new wave of tears fall down your cheeks. "Please.. I can't do this without you."

○ ○ ○

A few days pass.

Tanaka refuses to take any of your shit.

He most definitely refuses to let you leave until you had one more solid meal in you, and one more day of rest.

You're still a little weak, bruises and abrasions littering your skin ( not to mention the nasty bullet wound Tanaka managed to sew up for you ) but you finally have enough strength to stand and walk on your own.

He pleads with you to stay one more day, just to ensure you're strong enough to be by yourself, but you shake your head and bow before him.

"Thank you, Mr. Tanaka, but I have to keep moving. It might be unsafe for you if I stay."

So instead he writes down his phone number on a crumpled piece of paper and hands it to you, patting your hand briefly.

"You're a strong one, just be sure to take care of yourself." He smiles kindly at you, and you nod before taking your leave.

○ ○ ○

Days go by as you hop around from town to town, only stopping for food and rest.

It's been a little over two weeks since you made the decision to distance yourself to ensure the safety of your friends and Keigo, and nearly two months since you were assigned the mission. While you knew faking your death was the only way to keep people from asking too many questions about why you suddenly disappeared, you weren't expecting to actually get shot and almost die.

You keep up with the recent events as best as you can, continuously watching news coverage and especially keeping tabs on Keigo's agency.

Your breath catches in your throat one day while you're moving through a rural seaside town, large red wings and a familiar hero uniform immediately catching your attention.

A flood of emotions run through you and it takes everything in you to not run up to him and hold him. But the fear of Kimura's prying eyes hold you back, and you steadily remind yourself that you're doing this to protect him.

You keep your distance and watch his every move. He's staring down at his phone for a while and after a few moments it rings. He brings it to his ear and though you can't hear what he's saying, it must be something important.

Because soon enough his wings are spread out and he's taking flight into the afternoon sky.

○ ○ ○

'Pro-Hero Hawks makes appearance in. Tanabe - finds lead on hero killer'

'Hanamatsu hero case still under investigation'

'Top Hero Agency in Japan pursuing hero killer - Kimura'

The news headlines on your phone cause your blood to run cold. How foolish of you to think Keigo would let this go so easily.

To think he wouldn't trace every piece of evidence and go to the ends of the earth to take down someone who hurt you.

○ ○ ○

You keep tabs on him as best you can. It begins to feel like you're stalking him, in a weird way, but you'll be damned if you did all of this just to put his safety on the line.

Keigo stays in Tanabe for the time being, the week passing by in a blur as you track his movements.

You figure Kimura went into hiding since his criminal activity fell flat after your encounter with him, but Keigo is as persistent as he's ever been, nitpicking every lead that comes his way.

A few days later word gets out that Kimura has been spotted in the village of Hidakagawa, just thirty minutes northwest of Tanabe.

You only hope you can get there before Keigo does.

○ ○ ○

Hidakagawa is exactly what you pictured, a perfect little town for a low-life criminal to live under the radar.

Its quiet and rural, its occupants living their lives happily tucked away from the bustling life of the city.

A few squad cars rush past you as you look at the map you have pulled up on your phone. It seems a little out of character for such a small town, so you push yourself forward and follow them.

○ ○ ○

When you finally catch up to the squad cars, the scene before you makes your hair stand on end.

Keigo has Kimura pinned to the ground, battered and bruised, his fist closed around a one of his feathers that he's currently wielding as a blade. A few dozen officers surround the scene, guns drawn and on edge.

Kimura smirks up at him and whatever he says is out of earshot, but its enough to piss Keigo off and send him into a frenzy.

"Kei, stop!" You find yourself yelling shakily. You finally manage to push through the barricade of officers and it's then that Keigo makes eye contact with you, his closed fist halted in the air.

Kimura takes the split second of distraction to knock the blade from Keigo's hand, flipping their position so the winged hero is pinned to the floor of the temple. He pulls out his gun and cocks it, pressing it to Keigo's forehead.

All the while Keigo keeps his eyes on you.

"I thought I told you to stay away, little one," Kimura grits out, wiping a trail of blood from his mouth, "Now it looks like your little hawk is about to lose his wings, all because someone can't listen."

You move on impulse when Kimura turns his attention back to Keigo, and you grab the handgun from the officer closest to you.

You waste no time in firing a bullet, hitting Kimura right in the temple. But as it strikes he squeezes the trigger of his own gun on impulse, which is still trained on Keigo, a second round going off.

- to be continued -

tbh i was super nervous to post this bc im so new to the fandom but here we go!!

also i just made up random characters bc im not quite caught up with the manga, and also picked random spots in japan that i know absolutely nothing about

rip to my writing skills lmfao

♡ ky

[hood-ex]

So Nightwing 83 is out;

Pros and Cons of it?

I experienced so many emotions while reading that. I need to take a fucking walk holy shit. I'm buzzin'. But, okay, pros and cons. Let's gooo.

I'm still not sure if I'm really all that stoked about Melinda actually being Dick's sister, but I like that Dick still doesn't trust her. I want him to look for more evidence behind what she's saying before he really decides to partner with her though.

Dick's exchange with Audre about him breaking in was kinda funny. "Oh, yeah. I suppose I did."

The helicopter scene was cool even though it looked stupid for him to launch himself right into the line of fire where he could've easily been riddled with bullets (and somehow wasn't).

I don't like that Babs is still wearing that shirt. I actually forgot she was wearing that, so seeing it so suddenly when she was rushing to help Dick was like, "Oh, yeah. There's that thing I hate."

I thought it was weird how Babs casually told Dick that he had been asleep for two days. Like, hellur. Dick got kicked in the head so hard that he blacked out, and he was also hit in the head again prior to that. You're telling me Babs wasn't at all concerned about the reasoning behind him sleeping for two days being brain trauma related? If I knew someone who had been hit in the head so hard that they went unconscious, and if they showed no signs of waking up after a normal amount of sleeping time had passed after said event occurred, I would be freaking the fuck out and calling an ambulance. Just saying.

"Tim's been patrolling for you." You been reading fanfics, Taylor? Ha, I'm kidding.

Dick wearing Converse made me 😂.

I do like that we got to see Dick consulting people in his social circle. I like that he went to his friends for their opinions because that's what we all do irl. We ask our friends for advice and ideas. It also continues to show us that Dick will use his personal connections to help him achieve something.

I gotta admit, the Dick and Clark scene really fucking got me. I'm a sucker for scenes between them. This interaction reaffirmed that Dick did indeed get the Nightwing name from Clark, and it also reaffirmed that Dick is an extremely respected person in the cape community.

"You're a lot like him, you know?" Okay, thanks, Clark. I didn't need my heart today.

Tbh, the thing that really got me was Clark asking Dick to look out for Jon, and Clark thinking of Dick as the ultimate role model. That... speaks so much about Dick's character. Like just think about it. Superman thinks that Dick is the best possible person that Jon could grow up to be like. And it's not just Clark who thinks this either. Oh, no. Slade fucking Wilson thinks so too (at least to some extent) which is exactly why he wanted Rose to adopt Dick's values (via Rebirth Deathstroke #19).

This issue just proved that DC editors sure ain't working hard enough because there was a damn typo during Dick's speech. It should've read, "Too many good people have fallen in Bludhaven," instead of, "To many good people have fallen in Bludhaven." Like come onnn. I betcha they're using the same editor who approved the "Romani smile" line. Yeesh.

The things Dick wanted to do with The Alfred Pennyworth Foundation made me laugh because when Dick was talking about his plans with Clark, Dick was like, "I'm worried it's too small," and Clark was like, "It's not small, it's focused." Focused? It sounds like Dick is trying to tackle a pretty hefty amount of social, economical, and environmental issues. I mean, okay, so he's focusing on Bludhaven mostly. I'll give him that.

Tim's text to Dick made me laugh because, well, yeah. Yeah. Jason texting Dick is... interesting. I have mixed feelings about Jason's current place in the family dynamic, so part of me is like, "Cool," and the other part of me is like hmm... that's a little fanon-y.

Either way, I just think it's funny to imagine all the bats stopping what they're doing to watch Dick talk on TV. You do have to kind of think of them as the Kardashians in a way when stuff like this comes up. Because, yeah, they've seen each other on TV before so it's not like they'd all be rushing to the nearest TV while yelling, "Hurry up! Dick's on TV!" but he is important to them, and they do want to support him still (even though I am questioning said support a bit because writers haven't built up Steph and Cass's relationship with Dick enough so this whole thing feels a little too "perfect family" for my tastes).

Also! Damian texting Dick! We have to assume that Damian is tracking his family (or, at least, tracking Dick specifically) on the web. How else would he have known to watch Dick's speech? Unless someone texted him about it. But uh... that kinda doesn't make sense with Damian running away from his fam and everything.

Heartless referring to Dick as "my first." Hm. Okay. I feel like I need him to be more intimidating or something. His whole aesthetic reminds me of that kabuki mask-wearing dude from Big Hero 6. Yokai/Robert dude. But less ominous.

All in all, I definitely appreciate some of the relationships that were shown in this issue. I still just find the massive support Dick is suddenly getting from all of his friends and family to be a little... off-putting. Specifically, because this arc takes place after the amnesia arc where we got nearly none of that same support. It feels like two large, opposing extremes. The amnesia arc wasn't enough, and in comparison, Taylor's arc almost feels like overkill because of it. As if he's trying to compensate for the lack of support by being like Look At All The Support Over Here! And If You Look To Your Right, Guess What You'll See? More Support!!

I guess it's weird to complain about Dick getting loved on but, narratively, the degree to which it's occurring compared to the last arc just doesn't feel right. There's a lack of build to a satisfying balance.