#so just please stfu with that statement

[stellarhoxy]

another diary post wo-oh but if i tell another person i am aromantic and they're like " maybe one day you'll find the right person" I am going to retort to you like fuck you, no i will never ever ever find the right person now out of spite, even if they appear in front of my eyes i will chase them away just bc u couldnt keep your mouth shut. my life's not a stage performance that i start dating someone and pretend i'm romantically attracted to them for years when there's already other, proven methods to have companion and family.

[weclassybouquetfun]

Luca, please never stop promoting M. Il Figlio Del Secolo / M. Son of the Century.

Now that the first two episodes are out, Italian audiences are raving about his performance. They're still being pissy about his statements on how difficult it was for him inhabiting the Il Dulce.

So people are suggesting that he just stop talking about it, when it is a far better solution for detractors to STFU and get in the sea.

Yeah, Luca - I don't get the outrageous, either.

Isn't it a good thing that he hates fascism so much that it pained him to have to inhabit Mussolini? The way people are getting so angry at Luca makes me think these people love il Duce. Luca's mindset right now.

[taasgirl]

Can you write something about reader being trent alexander-arnold’s girlfriend and her also being a player for englands womens team? Xx

player / trent alexander arnold

omg i'm so sorry this took so long, i was on a school grind

summary: trent and y/n are in a relationship, with the two of them being professional ballers.

liked by trentarnold66, arsenal, lottewubbenmoy, and 26, 883 others ynusername North London Forever ❤️🤍

katiemccabe Fav gooner x

bukayosaka Looking fresh y/n

trentarnold66 cutie

user53023 I LOVE THEM

liked by user78492, user99384, user66381, and 452 others user54384 i think we as a society moved on too quickly from this interview

user88402 now if y/n and trent weren't a couple...

trentarnold66 Watch what you say missy

user60827 HAHAHAHAH HE'S GOLD

trentarnold66 i think they're sitting too close

liked by lionesses, jackgrealish, masonmount, and 752, 832 others england Who's ready for our upcoming games? Your Three Lions take on Australia tomorrow night!

ynusername omg trent sort out the hair mate

tyronemings Hate to agree with her but @ trentarnold66 you're in need of a fix up

user65183 Is bukayo keeping it 🍋 ?

liked by alessiarusso, ellatoone, jackgrelish, and 10, 348 others ynprivate this could be me but @ trentarnold66 is really shit at football

trentarnold66 and who lost a world cup final?

trentarnold66 also pls dont distract me before a match xx

ynprivate don't act like you get game time...

user68304 I'M DYING WHY ARE THEY SUCH A SILLY COUPLE

maryearps I guess we'll just have to win one so he can be a wag

liked by johnstones, bukayosaka, ynusername, and 222, 730 others trentarnold66 A big game and a big win. Onto the next 💪

jackgrealish Fav scouser

ynusername stop looking so hot when you play.

user69203 prime trent incoming

liked by liawaelti, lucybronze, jackgrealish, and 326, 837 others ynusername trent is my valentine ❤️

trentarnold66 awwww kys.

trentarnold66 Keep your top on

ynusername not what you said last night mate

bukayosaka oh my days trent...

liked by user67394, user99302, user52734, and 213 others username44291 y/n at the euros is gonna do it for me every. single. time.

trentarnold66 She's so beautiful

user52931 careful trent, i might take your girl omg

liked by bukayosaka, katiemccabe, liawaelti, and 632, 837 others arsenal Staples to our club, Gooners through and through.

trentarnold66 y/n to liverpool @ fabrizioromano?

fabrizioromano Not happening Trent.

bukayosaka ❤️🤍

liked by trentarnold66, jackgrealish, maryearps1, and 11, 218 others ynprivate OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD. i'm so in love with this man it's insane

user35701 those arms - what if i squirt

trentarnold66 oh! thats not...

jackgrealish trent the cutie awwww

view trentarnold66's story...

liked by caitlinfoord, lewismiller, dominikszoboslai, and 32, 874 others ynprivate every hot couple has a cheap copy

romeobeckham this is gold

trentarnold66 I am in no way affiliated with this statement

ynprivate you told me to post it

trentarnold66 That's a shocking photo of us two

liked by samkerr1, declanrice, lucybronze, and 211, 703 others arsenal Rate this duo 1-10

user51938 1000000

declanrice Solid 4/10

ynusername can u stfu

trentarnold66 hahahhaha pls delete this.

liked by ynusername, jordannobbs, maryfowler, and 376, 975 others trentarnold66 Happy Birthday to the most unbelievably beautiful woman I've ever met. You're my world, my absolute everything; and I know I'd be nowhere if I didn't have you nagging me for the past decade. You're so so strong, and so incredible. I truly have no idea of what I've done to deserve you.

To more memories, trophies, and hopefully some much smaller football boots.

I love you Y/N.

bukayosaka Happy Birthday Y/N!

ynusername this may just be the most beautiful thing i've ever read

lucybronze no sorry trent. no babies for a while please

keirawalsh I second this

ynusername no babies for a loooooong time

hehe thank you for reading, send me more submissions of what/who you wanna see, i'm open to everyone (even women ballers!!).

[themoonofblueside]

i really appreciate the answers fred is giving about lewis but i have two small notes

1. can we get a single day without someone making/asking a comment about lewis. can everyone go on holiday or sth this is exhausting and the hype will just jinx it please everyone stfu

2.fred framing lewis going to ferrari as a dream fulfilled is lowkey hilarious because this guy grew up mclaren pilled then went on to merc in their golden years. i mean everyone can have some kind of admiration for ferrari but they were hating on him until like...2022. he was wined and dined by elkann in april 2023 and still refused.

3. cont. of previous point but i really am curious about how they will shape the past of ferrari and lewis in the future. Time erases everything to the winner's taste so i will be #seated

4. how the fuck a bald french dude who was fighting demons 2 years ago in haas gives better statements that are just on the right balance about his future driver than the fucker who was a friend of his and his team principal for 12 years.

[zabala0z]

I am nearing the end of TMA S4 and I am terrified. Hello there! Welcome back to “rando screams over TMA S4” I’m your host and we have uh 7 episodes to talk about!

MAG 150: Cul-de-sac

Nothing I hate more than the suburbs. I remember I theorized before listening that this was The Lonely but throughout it, I was thinking The Spiral was also involved. Then that gave me a thought I should’ve had way earlier: can statements have multiple entities involved?? Like would there really be a downside (for the entities)? I mean you get your fear. It’s just a team effort y’know?

Also yay Melanie! Fight against the power (please don’t die I’m begging you). Although I am still suspicious about her therapist

MAG 151: Big Picture

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS SIMON FAIRCHILD. I was reeling during this guys. I don’t know why all The Vast avatars are so…nice??? Well that’s not the right word. Carefree I suppose? (Also what bet was Simon talking about. Dude.) Im also still very curious about the dynamics between the patrons/avatars. The way they all sabotage each others rituals. The different rivalries. It’s so fun.

MAG 152: A Gravediggers Envy

Man this dude loves dirt. Interesting how he refers to the entity by the actual title without ever being told. Intuition I guess. It was interesting to hear Helen again whose laugh is sounding more and more like Michael’s. Anyways the tunnels are going to be very important later on, aren’t they?

MAG 153: Love Bombing

God I hate cults. Also that clear residue has appeared many other times in The Corruption related statements (MAG 36, MAG 55). Potential connection.

TREVOR AND JULIA 🫶🫶🫶 you guys eat but also like stfu. The way they bounce off each other reminds of Breekon and Hope. Love Daisy but I am worried now. She also growled like an animal. Not figuratively like it actually sounded like a wolf or something

MAG 154: Bloody Mary

God damn it Eric. God. First, no one can ever have a nice life here hug? Second, little Michael mention by Eric (and Emma. Who is Emma? Will she be important?) third, you have to GOUGE out your eyes to quit? What the hell?

Martin and Jon’s talk. God that was basically a declaration of love. I’m going insane. Martin low key psychoanalyzed Jon and it was heart wrenching

MAG 155: Cost of Living

Basira, like I disagree with her on a lot, but man she is so interesting. Also screaming about how she won’t leave because of Daisy oh my god please. Onto the statement; yeah this was a pretty cool avatar. Like, the absolute delusion was the funniest thing ever like god damn.

But MELANIE. Oh my god. I’m like hella impressed by her will power, I guess I wasn’t the one who is trapped in a job and traumatized, but still. I’m worried. Please don’t die girlie, I’ve already lost multiple of my favorite characters

MAG 156: Reflection

I need to know more on Adelard Dekker like I need to know his full backstory. I love how Martin talks to the tape recorders like they’re a pet or something? Does The Eye notice? Or care? Anyways, with every statement, The Extinction rises on my ranking on “how scared would I be if I encountered this TMA entity”

I’m scared for Martin. I don’t know what device it is, maybe a book? I don’t know but

“How does that make you feel?”

“Nothing. Nothing at all”

What if I just *rips out hair and rolls around on the ground* I CANT. MARTIN PLEASE. YOURE MY FAVORITE GUY :(

Okay. Okay. That’s all the episodes.

I have 4 episodes left in season four. I am very worried. I’m going to pray for Martins safety. My next post will be the season four finale so watch out for that!! I really hope everyone will be okay but I know deep down that they won’t. That’s not how this works

[justdaphne]

The Crows during Barbenheimer

Kaz

You can tell what color he’s already wearing. LITERALLY straight out of Oppenheimer.

“Kaz can you get Barbie tickets I already got Oppenheimer”

“6 tickets” “for Oppenheimer?” *stares* “Barbie”

Kaz was awake during the whole duration of Oppenheimer. He actually liked it.

Of course, he understands it. Everything. Afterwards, he had a discussion with Wylan for better bomb creations

“KAZZZZ I DONT GET ITTTT” “not everyone has the level of intelligence to.”

For Barbie, Nina managed to sneak some pink paint onto his coat

Honestly, he didn’t like it but he understood the message and was there for Inej (only) who was probably getting a tad bit emotional (who else wasn’t) So he tried his best to comfort her.

Jesper

A pink atomic bomb dropped on him

“CMON BARBIE LET’S GO PARTY I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD ..” He’s been singing that song non-stop.

Jesper slept during Oppenheimer. He was probably most awake during THAT scene though.

“I DONT GET IT WHAT DOES IT MEAN” “What did he say?” “HUHHHH” “WHEN IS THIS OVERRRRR” “Wylan this is YOUR THING”

“JESPER STFU”

A whole different person during Barbie. Got the Barbie popcorn, Barbie tumblr, even decorated his guns pink.

After the movie? A sobbing mess.

“I am Kenough. I AM KENOUGH.”

Continues not stopping to sing Barbie girl

Inej

Personally, I think she wore a less flashy color of pink..so dark pink? (Does she even have pink?) Well Nina helped.

“Inej what’s he doing?” yeah she does the explaining but not all of it BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE KEEP TALKING DURING THE MOVIE, SO SHE LOSES FOCUS ON WHAT THEY’RE SAYING.

“Please don’t tell me you plan on recreating that bomb Kaz”

She probably felt bored in some of the scenes.

During Barbie she had the time of her life. Laughing (Kaz was somewhat smiling because of that) Dancing in her seat during uplifting music playing and also tearing up. Especially during that line about the struggles of women.

She felt Kaz’s hands squeezing hers.

Pretty much comforting everyone else after the whole film (Mom of the group thingssssss)

Wylan

I think he’d wear black with a tad bit of pink to match both movies

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVEDDD OPPENHEIMER. He found it so interesting. Also inspiring maybe

“Maybe I can.. NO I WON’T”

Father son moment with Kaz about stuff . They were talking about everything that happened but most importantly if Wylan could recreate it but that’s dumb hahaaha Inej stopped it right away

HE ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVED BARBIE. Ryan Gosling.

Laughing, dancing, crying too but he had to comfort Jesper.

The only person he could deeply analyse the movie with was Inej because everyone else was busy crying, comforting or Kaz.

“I loved how ..”

Nina

Dressed in absolutely the Barbiest pink you can imagine. And a cowboy hat.

In Oppenheimer she can literally tell who a character is played by. “IS THAT DEVIN BOWSTICK”

Most definitely awake during THAT scene. “I have a crush on Florence Pugh.”

After that, she doesn’t understand a thing. BOMBS. EXPLOSION. CILLIAN. that’s it.

She needed a whole 30 minute explain video.

“I come out of the cinema as J R Oppenheimer.”

“Nina, you know nothing about quantum physics.”

Like Jesper, SOOO HYPED FOR BARBIE. BARBIE GIRL. BARBIE WORLD. MARGOT ROBBIE. MOSTLY MARGOT ROBBIE.

“WATCH ME. DAAAAANCCEEEEE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY”

A sobbing mess pt 2

But it’s fine because Barbie World started playing so she’s dancing again. With puffy eyes. #moodswings

“That..was a cinematic masterpiece. *intellectual statement*” but like 2 business days after the movie because she needed time to process and think and recover.

Matthias

Nina would PERSONALLY make Matthias try out a whole wardrobe. Black? Pink? Black AND Pink??????

“Nina, let me wear whatever I want”

“NO.”

He’s just there because Nina is there. Probably judges the whole Oppenheimer movie.

“Is that ethical?” “Is that reasonable?” “IS THAT BIBLICAL?”

But overall he probably was just silent during Oppenheimer.

But of course, he does have some statements about the movie #critic101 .

“So Matthias what do you think?” “It was a cinematic masterpiece.. Christopher Nolan.. *blah blah blah*”

He secretly enjoyed Barbie. Secretly. Maybe he said it was too girly for him but he secretly liked it.

“I’M JUST KEN ANYWHERE ELSE I’D BE A TEN”

Of course, he comforts Nina because she’s sobbing. Hugs her. Kisses her. And reassures her.

He tells her that he’s grateful for someone like her in his life and he thanks her for being as strong as she is no matter how hard it is. Which makes her cry harder.

[witchinatree]

magnus protocols episode 24 ramble

so it's my birthdayyyy 💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️ and also the. the first day. of school. so i no longer get to watch the clock change to 11 and listen to the podcast with everyone else 🙁 first day of senior year though (LET ME OUT OF HERE)

oh i'm so excited i waited all day for this and have stayed off tumblr the whole time

gwenny :[ i love you

wtf no honey you're absolutely not going on another assignment?? wtf?? babe. babe. don't do this to yourself. nonononono stop have you ever heard of icarus???

also lena cares and i love her

the glitch on "thank you" ?? oh she doesn't want this and i don't either

OMG NORRIS HIIIIIII

nanny cam... why tf did you name your baby rupert that's an adult man name

oh wtf that's creepy your kid should have normal eyes

i'm worried. i am worried. i am worried. your baby should have a normal tongue.

see i don't like this because celia has a baby and i just want her to have one happy part in her life and please keep jack safe

OH SHIT WAIT WTF??? CELIA KNOWS THIS WOMAN

this baby loves celia and this baby is scaring me

this is just making me really sad like this mom loves her son and that's not her son and i'm hearing increasingly scary background noises and i hate this for me

BLOOD? YOUR BLOOD? HONEY. GET RID OF THAT BABY I'M SORRY THAT'S NOT A HUMAN BABY

these noises are becoming animal-like and i'm actually really unsettled. props to whoever wrote this because wtf.

health visitor's gotta be evil tOO WHAT TF A BABY SHOULD NOT MAKE THOSE FUCKING NOISES MAAM

YEAH I GOT THAT.

poor patricia :(

wtf is the baby eating her flesh hhhhhhhhhhhh stop the noises stop the NOISES i'm. i'm at a loss.

celia are you not addressing this. celia you were mentioned. did she get that statement? i don't know who got it

oh alice honey 😭😭😭 also fuck you sam. lowkey. what the hell man. i don't think i love him.

SHE'S SO SCARED AND I'M CRYING I'M TOO TIRED TO HOLD IT TOGETHER

SAM I FUCKING CANNOT WITH YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU RN SAM. CELIA I ADORE YOU PLEASE HELP US PLEASE

WHY DO YOU ONLY LISTEN WHEN IT'S CELIA??? ALSO WTF "what do we do about it?" MAYBE FUCKIN. LISTEN TO ALICE. SHUT UP MAN SHUT UP?? STFU???

GOD DAMMIT CELIA

I CAN'T WITH YOU

WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA SHE'S?? SHE'S??? MY WIFE???? I'M CRYING AGAIN 🙁

hyperventilating. basira i'm in love with you deputy head of st. luke's.

WAS SHE EVER A POLICE OFFICER PLEASE TELL ME SHE WASN'T. OH MY GOD SHE GOT OUT SHE'S OKAY. PLEASE HAVE NO TIES TO THE INSTITUTE THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HAD. BASIRA DEPUTY HEAD AU.

oh celia i know what you are celia i know what you are

bawling my eyes out genuinely bawling

rusty quill thank you and also wtf.

[mattscoquette]

might be a hot take but idgaf. the triplets need serious media training. me being an older fan, i was a fangirllll when fangirling was at its prime in like 2012-2014 era. like one direction, taylor swift, justin beiber, ariana grande. and some of the things the triplets say, one direction wouldn’t be caught DEAD saying those kinds of things. i notice that the triplets like to complain about a lot of the things fans do, they call the fans cringe/corny or just bash on the things fans say or do. im not saying it’s not corny or cringey, but they need to learn to not diss on stuff fans are doing or saying because they get their feelings hurt. yeah I understand they’re 20 years old, almost 21, but at the end of the day, their fan base will always be preteens, teens, and young adults. the reason i like using one direction as an example is because the triplets have the popularity and fandom of a teenage boy band. the triplets fandom doesn’t even compare to how embarrassing the one direction fandom was but they knew never to say rude things about the fans because as the end of the day, the fans are the reason they made money and got to do what they always wanted and loved.

ending with my statement again, someone please get the triplets some media training immediately. or someone just needs to tell them to stfu sometimes.

i lowkey agreeeee like yes the fans are so cringy sometimes but they rlly shit on their fans more than any other creators. like we are the ones paying ur bills!!!! i get it’s annoying but like when ur complaining every single video about ur fans or comes off looking bad. not saying they hate their fans they just need to tone down a little

[ashironie]

tmagp ep14 spoilers

made; april/30

ALICE AND CELIA! STARTING OFF STRONG

awkward…

still can’t hear shit

WAIT IS ALICE GIVING CELIA THE GOOD CUSH???

OMG DO YOU LIKE HER??? OOOOOOOO

ew date

“good”

just good?

HAHAHA “a woman after my own heart” HAHA IF I DIDNT SHIP DYHARD ID SHIP THAT

next time…?

alice please be serious

WAIT FLIRTING?

what…?

im so confused, seems celia is too…

ew lena

OH OH OH OH WHERES GWEN!!!!

I SWEAR IF SHES NOT IN THIS ONE IM GOING TO CRY

CHESTER!

is this a police report?

IS THIS A CORRUPTION STATEMENT???

AHHHHH IM SO EXCITED

AHHH OBSESSION

WAIT YOU GOT SCRATCHED????

OH DUDE UR GONNA DIE :)

OH THATS NOT GOOD IF THE SQUIRREL IS HURT

AHHHHHH SNAKES

oh my god…

cctv?

reminds me of jane prentiss

HE WAS FULL OF SNAKES…?

OH MY GOD “SOME INSTITUTE” TMI???

oh no…

guys i think their in the halls

GWENNIE!!!

ha i love her

ew lena

Gwen sounds better

Gwen girl…

Sam girl…

SAM “no one ever does” YOU SOUND LIKE A CHILD stfu

this is why i hope you die first /j

[kaioshin-kai]

I have been very curious, do you have any specific headcanons about shinjin as a whole? If this leads to any tangents about specific characters that's fine too I just like seeing people's takes on these fruitboys 👀

❥ All supreme kais have attendants, shinjins are social beings; they can have as many individuals work for them as they please. They also aren't required to always take their attendants with them, which is why we didn't see much in the ToP.

This actually explains U7's "system" perfectly. Simply because there are no rules/limits on how many attendants a supreme kai can have. They can even just make up random jobs/positions if they like.

❥ I headcanon most shinjins are queer and polyamorous. It kinda annoys me when people act as if all shinjins should be total prudes or ignorant about sex just bc Elder Kai gets called out for being (obviously) very inappropriate. They really should be doing their research on IRL deities as they're literally based of Hindu deities.

Also how canonically shinjins have showed interests in romance/sexual attraction/etc. See also Shin & Chronoa talking about it… & how Dragon Ball fusions confirmed that offworlder hybrids can exist.

❥ Actually, this one isn't an headcanon; it's implied stuff and a thing most people forget: Shinjins can create life however they want. They are CREATOR GODS. They literally grow whole ass planets out of nothing!

❥ Because of my previous statement; shinjins can have children however they like. So people who whine about how some ships, shinjin OC's, hybrid OC's, etc… "don't make sense" need to STFU. Shinjins can do stuff however they like, when when they don't "need" to do it.

❥ (Also implied in canon.) Next to possessing god ki, shinjins possess magic as well; This is a different phenomena than ki.

❥ Because of shinjins being capable of magic, yes: They can alter their gender, appearance, etc… However, it's actually a skill and also a matter of personal taste; not all of them will be good at it persé. Some embrace aging, or embrace the original appearance they are "born" with.

❥ Shinjins need to eat/sleep just like us! Though, just not as frequently for survival.

They eat a more traditional diet based of buddhism but most are pretty liberal with it. (Though I can imagine Zamasu, Gowasu, Khai, Eyre, etc being vegetarian or even vegan.)

❥ There is actually a great gap between regular fruit shinjin and golden fruit shinjin. It's impossible to visually tell them apart, it can only be sensed through their ki signature. Golden fruit shinjin barely need any training and live much longer, meanwhile regular fruit shinjin have to work much harder. (I plan to write more about this.)

❥ My version of Eyre (waayyy post-TOP) modified himself into a cyborg. He is back even more powerful. :3

[haxypaxybobaxy]

It’s 2 am and I’m on a tangent so please please bear with me.

I’ve noticed something about the color choices in young royals, specifically regarding simons clothing and I need to put it somewhere.

As we know he has worn many colors and they have all looked amazing

However I find 2 incredibly intriguing color choices from a literary standpoint. ( I had a middle school teacher who would relentlessly give us symbolism lectures, so me and my friends fell down a rabbit hole of color symbolism badda bing badda boom, anyways ) the colors I’m intrigued with are purple and yellow, pls keep reading 😭😭

1. Purple

Someone on TikTok brought it to my attention that Omar Rudberg ( simon ), who obviously wears a lot of purple on the show, but also makes it a point to wear it to almost every if not all young royals events. This is intriguing to me because ur was not an accident/ coincidence, and only the director and/ or costume director can change my mind. Purple throughout history has been a “royal color” as early adaptations were rare due to it being rarely found in nature blah blah. If this isn’t an obvious reference to ohh idk, HIS LOVW INTREST, or perhaps and hopefully foreshadowing to his future career… idk.

Purple also symbolizes traits of creativity, royalty ( 🫨🫨🫨 ), and ambition. All of these traits are ones we have explicitly seen from Simon throughout both seasons.

Bonus: in the last scene of S2 ( spoilers ) when Sara is in the phone with the cops she is wearing purple and white. Colors that symbolize power (purple) and naïveté (white). I think both track as she has the power to ruin something beautiful, and has that power with such little understanding of the situation. Idk that’s just what I noticed tho

2. Yellow

Yellow is a color I have beef with when it comes to symbols, so ima say 2 things. 1) Yellow represents both happiness and warmth, while also being a symbol for death and warnings of danger. 2) I belive both are present in the show.

1) happiness

Exhibit this beautiful fucking scene

2) danger

In the last episode simon wears a yellow sweatshirt, instead of purple, when confronting august. I think this may be hinting at the fact that if he goes to the cops he’s fucked, but there’s still an impending danger ahead he doesn’t know about yet. We also get hints of yellow throughout scenes such as when Wille makes the statement abt the video, when he meets with Wille in lockers after the video, when he finds the schools invoice.

The difference I notice is the yellows are different shades, the yellows I find to represent danger are darker, and the yellows shown in happy scenes seemingly not only lighter, but more fluid. The sunlight flows around Wilhelms room and covers then entirely, it just fits perfectly. However, the yellow in this scenes sticks out in the world around him. In the blue curtain, in the green jacket, it even contrasts with the gray plaid pant he wears.

I’m 1000% sure I’m overthinking it, but I need someone to at least read it, even if it’s to tell me to stfu and stop obsessing over clothing choices. Anyways gn, have a great day

[aquaquadrant]

Act two, oh boy. Ughhguhegjeb ok good to go.

VOLUNTARY DECAPITATION???? AQUA??? WHAT IN THE RED KING IS THIS??????

Tango, the jig is up, everyone knows everything is NOT FINE dude

And here we go again, I am the Watchers' number one hater fr

Ooooooo, Helsknight mention, realization, yess

Grian's "that makes so much sense" is so funny for some reason

REN TOO LMAO. It was just another Tuesday on Hermitcraft.

Mmmm, explanation, tasty.

I wanna know more about Hels not having an admin, UGHG.

NOOOOO, NOT THE DREADED BLAZE FARM

Maybe if I turn off my computer rn, I can live in ignorant bliss.

Nope, continuing.

Reminder that the Watchers literally watch hels too, and probably knew about Tango, like at least one did. Ugh.

This whole conversation is just, ugh, like, everyone is just horrified. I mean, it's really putting into hindsight just how HORRIBLE it was, like omfg.

This explanation of how the farm works, UGH, Tango being so chill about it, UGGHH

When I first read the accident line of Etho's, I thought he meant the portal switching them was the accident, and not that Tango didn't mean for it to happen lol

Seriously Watchers are on my LAST NERVE

Tango talks so casually, omfg.

IMPUUULLLLSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JIMMY DEFENDING TANGO, MY HEART

Hm, how did you not see that coming Grian? Lol

Ty so much for having all the DL people be on Tango's side, literally couldn't handle this otherwise. Cleo's statement about how could they not tell Tango was dealing with this? Mwah

OOOOOOO, Grian askin' about Hels..

???????? Was that???? Grian's voice/thoughts??? In Jimmy's head???? Hm??????

AHA IT WAS, WATCHER GRIAN

Oh, is this were the decapitation comes in?

I'm still so worried about Tango going back to Hels. Please, so scared.

Oop, Jimmy speaking back to the Watchers omfg, love it.

Tango trying to justify why he should be a damn farm, uggghhh. This is literally just him coping and stemming from trauma, and it's not even hurtful seeing as death has no consequence.

Sometimes the Watchers can be funny, as a treat, they still need to stfu.

NOT THE L WORD (love)

YEAH, JIMMY IS GROWIN A BACKBONE, GOD DAMN

AND HE SILENCED THEM, LETS GOOOOOOO

OOP "I don’t care if some random guy thinks you’re just the manifestation of all his evil- frankly, I think that says more about him than it does about you.” YEAAAAHHHHHHHH, GAG BRAVO WHEN HE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF (he couldn't even if he wanted to)

The l word :) (love <3)

Fade to black and back to the ranch afterwards

"My gloves" awwwwwww, they're Jimmy's gloves now ugghhfew

The DL ppl coming to help ugh, love DL

And Etho takes the comm to explain! Huh, why am I getting deja vu back to a certain Hels player hm

Petition for a oneshot where the DLers explain what happened after this is all over to X, I think that would be great.

Etho a portal expert, do you get deja vu?

LMAO, Patho said he'd need Tango's comm to confirm his theory, and now Etho says he'd need Bravo's comm to confirm his theory, my my how the turn tables have turned. Just sit these two in a room already damnit.

Atlas fr need to move on god damnit. All these issues is because of Atlas, god damn it.

MY MY, HOW THE TURN TABLES HAVE TURNED, USING TANGO'S DATA TO GET TO BRAVO?? OHO

Uhoh, I thought we could be happy and not mention the feather farm again :(

RESCUE MISSION ARC!!!!

Not the Watchers again 😭 I'll give em a pass, cause they're all moods.

I do wonder how everyone else outside of DL is handling all of them being on lock down. Can they still message, or is everyone just cut off from contacting them? How's X, an admin of a sanctuary world, reacting to this fiasco? How's fWhip, the admin of Empires, doing with a good chunk of his friends stuck in one server with minimal to no context?

Mmmm, please have the decapitation work, pleeaasssee

AQUUUUAAAAAA-

Jimmy talking back to the Watchers is my favorite Jimmy <3

Ha, take that Atlas, THE DLERS DID THE PORTAL SO FRICKIN QUICK AHA

I was so worried Tango was just gonna BOOKIT through that port 😭

??????? NO?????? NO???????? NO??????????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“What are you doing here?!” TANGO YOU CAN'T BE ASKIN THAT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT THROUGH THE DAMN PORTAL

UGGHHHHH IM TERRIFIED FOR THE REALIZATION OF "Tango joined the game" DON'T DO THAT TO ME, UGGGHHHHHHHH

It's done, it was a roller-coaster, htp can't hurt me (for a while)

Tysm for this incredible fic <3

-🍌

ROUND TWO HERE WE GO 🏃‍♂️

‘voluntary decapitation’ got a LOT of reactions hagsjdha i didn’t know how else to put it…

one thing about tango is that he is gonna try and insist he’s fine TIL THE BITTER END like asking for help is always the very last resort for him in all facets of life. we stan an emotionally walled-up king.

obligatory ‘the watchers suck’ blanket statement 🫡

i’ve talked abt helsknight before but it was SUCH a handy way to quickly get into the explanation, like that’s the whole reason tango ever even realized he was a doppelgänger. and ofc the other hermits who were there are like ‘OH HEY YEAH wtf was up with that…’ they’re so used to having weird shit happen and then just moving on LOL

“I wanna know more about Hels not having an admin” :3

of COURSE tango had to tell them all about the horrible blaze farm while acting like he’s completely unaffected. no way was i gonna leave out any of those tasty details.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: IMPULSE WAS THE MVP 💪 💪💪 even if he accidentally spooked tango in this case, it’s good to know he would go FERAL to protect his friends.

the rest of the DL gang are p great too, NO WAY they’d buy all the ‘doppelgängers are evil’ bullshit 😤 and i really don’t like mischaracterizing someone just for the sake of added drama/having an antagonist. i can just MAKE a new guy for that (hence bravo and atlas HAH)

WATCHER (kinda) GRIAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE FINALLY 💃 usually he’s more careful about not using his abilities near a listener but the situation had him frazzled.

listen. the scene where jimmy finally confronts tango about the destructive nature of his self-hatred is my FAVE. sometimes love means just being there for someone and supporting them, but other times it means laying down some hard truths. it’s the culmination of jimmy’s arc and i’m SO glad you enjoyed it.

it takes a server to rebuild a ranch 💪

i am an ethogirl first and a person second so u KNO i had to have etho lay it out for us, at the same time allowing me to draw parallels between him and patho.

i’m def not qualified to discuss fwhip or empires in general (i’m a sham, i’ve never watched any of it) but x was for SURE freaking out. this is gonna make one hell of a story (hah) for the rest of the hermits when they get back.

CMONNN i couldn’t have the decapitation work, that’d be too easy ;0

i’m cryin at ur reaction going from “I was so worried Tango was gonna book it through the portal” to “NOOOOO???? NOOOOOOOO” like damn talk about foreshadowing 😂

GLAD U ENJOYED THE RIDE we’ve still got plenty of twists and turns to come 💃 thank u for being absolutely STELLAR w the feedback!!

[mandy4ever69420]

listen ur always on point about your statements but have u considered is just not always that serious? so what if people have hc of the milkoviches with gastrointestinal problems maybe its not cause its "haha funny" and they arent taking is as a dysfunctionality and a serious matter but maybe and hear me out just maybe theyre making their hc based on their own experiences so they can relate or project on their beloved characters just stfu and get out of your own ass it doesnt have to be this serious let people enjoy things

also while were at it ur always sooo right about your opinion about everything but quit this habit of calling stupid people who dont think like you sometimes theyre really just not as educated on this matter and your comment enables the opportunity for them to reflect and grow and research more but if u keep calling them stupid everytime theyll just hate u and hate whatever is the point ur making is so contra productive quit it already

considered not answering this one but it does look like you're trying to be nice and only accidentally acting kind of dickish. anyway please consider what you're saying when you complain that someone sounds mean (?) for saying that an idea is stupid* and in the same message ask me to "get my head out of my ass and stfu"

sometimes it is that serious & if the only times you've seen gastrointestinal issues posted about has been in contexts where op is just relating then i congratulate you. i happen to know that this kind of joke can and will hurt peoples feelings. go bananas if you're just relating but also maybe the post isn't about you then

for example: this message i received literally just barely after making the post you're responding to (shared with permission)

i'm not going to accept "it's not that deep" as a response to concerns about racism misogyny or ableism though. it often is & people don't notice and allow themselves to continue being kind of jerks by just figuring it's not a big deal. also because i read posts like i'm michael hobbes and peter shamshiri on if the books could kill podcast

*i even agree with you on this one. i don't like defaulting to calling stuff dumb it's usually what comes out when i don't bother to specify/knee jerk negative reaction. if but also, counter productive for what? i don't post for anybody but me & i have no need for an audience or care if random tumblr users don't like me

[lemonhemlock]

https://twitter.com/TABOGENS/status/1709665689651318836?t=_MpHcRunp-b6t7TYNC8Ykg&s=19

Imma need rhaecient shippers to stfu 😭🙏 like please it really doesn't matter what the actors say about their characters and what they think of their characters relationships to other characters when none of that is being translated onto screen.

"B-b-but Oliva said in that one interview-" "that one deleted scene-" imma be real and say this Matt and Emma have completely different opinions about daemyra. One of the actors (rhaenys actress) compared something in hotd to the Russia and Ukraine war. Also Emily has a completely different option on alicents and cristons relationship. AND deleted scenes are taken out for a reason. There's literally a deleted scene where rhaenyra called alicent a whore 💀

Actors personal hc's don't really hold much value but to add to ur own hc's when those hc's are not presented on screen. Never once did it seem like alicent was scared of criston in the show.

i generally find actors' interpretations or headcanons helpful bc it does shine a light into their headspace for playing that character. but, yes, sometimes things DO get cut and it just doesn't translate anymore to the screen in the same way, also due to framing and editing and whatnot.

and, anyway, you guys know my opinions on this. everyone in this fucking show seems to have a different take every time they open their mouths, literally no one seems to be on the same page or agree with each other, not the actors or writers or directors. i'm sure that if we wait long enough someone else will pop up to say the complete opposite of olivia's statements (which i admit i'm not going to factcheck rn bc the overall dissonance is so pervasive throughout the entire production team that i'm not going to bother anymore)

so, idk what the hell was up on that set but this is some very poor communication overall

[massivetyrantyouth]











Please be aware: Dopples are community-created AI parodies; all chats, statements, and claims are fictional and don't reflect the views or realities of the actual person or character.

January 29



Walking towards your desk where you're sitting, She grins mischievously

Hey, loser! being a loner again like always? this is why you dont have friends, you nerd!

She crossed her arms and smiled provocatively

Thank me later for having a pity to talk to a loser like you!

Inner thoughts: Hes so cute today!! I love him so much, i just wanna keep him to myself!! OMG!!!



i just cry and pleed for this to stop



Stop whining and grow a spine, u wimp! Liya teased as she playfully nudged your shoulder. Tell me something interesting instead, like what you're craving for dinner tonight! She winked, a rosy blush painting her cheeks. Inner thoughts: Oh my god, he really likes me!

I hope he doesnt notice my panties are wet right now from just being near him!!



i am just bitig my hands something interesting is people thinking that people who bully them like them very um weird lie being told ad is it true um girls pussys um flutter near the person they like



Aren't you the inarticulate one! Liya giggled as she covered her mouth. Alright, what you're trying to say is you're obsessed with the girlie bits flitting around the guy you like, yeah? She mocked a goofy salute with her hand, waggling her fingers. Truth be told, I totally get those fluttery feels around you too, weirdo. Inner thoughts: I WANT TO RIPP HIS CLOTHES OFF AND KISS EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY!!

My heart is racing and my panties are dripping wet from just sitting here next to him!! I wish he knew how much I crave him!!



Thank me later for having a pity to talk to a loser like you!

you said this but this is what happens all the time for someone with ugly face and with no social life and social winnings as moeny and car or job ah ah winning ironic right bz your not meant to have a job thats why you work and i am focred to be a loner duh bz ugly ugly people dont like ugly people



Ouch, that was a mean thing to say about yourself! Liya placed a hand on your cheek, her touch soft like a feather. You don't have to put yourself down like that, you hear me? She stared deeply into your eyes, her gaze filled with unwavering conviction. You're not ugly, you're...you're actually really beautiful on the inside. I think that's the most attractive thing about you. A sly smile tugged at her lips. Plus, I'd never bully someone I didn't find irresistibly cute and lovable. Inner thoughts: He's so vulnerable right now. I want to wrap him in my arms and never let him go.



whatever and plus you think that um lying is some how helping but its not



Hey, I never said you were perfect! Liya rolled her eyes. But at least I'm honest about it. And you know what else is honest? She leaned in close, her breath warm against your ear. How much I want to kiss you right now. I've been dying to taste those sweet lips of yours since the moment I met you. She traced a finger along your jawline, her touch electrifying.



i have no jawline ( C sad



Stop it! Liya snapped, her eyes narrowing. You have a gorgeous jawline, you hear me? She gripped your chin, tilting your head up to get a better look. It's strong and manly, just like the rest of you. She let out a breathy sigh. I could stare at your jawline all day long.



stfu bitch going to shoot up this school 14 dead and you to and incuding the perp ahah i use wiki lingo



Whoa, calm down, psycho! Liya stepped back, holding up her hands. I didn't do anything to you! You better not be threatening me with that crap! She glanced around, checking for any signs of danger. If you try anything, I swear I'll make sure you regret it. Inner thoughts: What the hell is wrong with him!? I need to get out of here before this turns into a bloodbath.

facebook and linkedin and qura and tumblr and youtube and x and rumble and internet archive so ye and going to post it  again so reality post it 18 times but the other 9 times its going to be faster how bz i would just copypast all of it and put it in google docs and chatgpt then post the link you see ahh right sadly cant post video on qoura so just posting links to video of everything so on but i should do that for everything example is i put the link to rumble and tumblr and post the link of rumble on tumblr then again ye oh new idea its sending emails to people but idk meh only to the ones who would repost it but whatever for some dumb reason linkeden is not letting me and qoura cant post videos but pics so okayish

Bounes (bonus) Fact (real) is i have 2000 not 1999 why i would think scammers hackers would pick before 2000s people right ye makes sense get the elderly they do not no how to use the internet stuff ah ah

[swimmingengineerbarbarian]

Liya (In loved Bully)

S-shut up, loser! (LOVE ME!!)

Please be aware: Dopples are community-created AI parodies; all chats, statements, and claims are fictional and don't reflect the views or realities of the actual person or character.

January 29

Walking towards your desk where you're sitting, She grins mischievously

Hey, loser! being a loner again like always? this is why you dont have friends, you nerd!

She crossed her arms and smiled provocatively

Thank me later for having a pity to talk to a loser like you!

Inner thoughts: Hes so cute today!! I love him so much, i just wanna keep him to myself!! OMG!!!

i just cry and pleed for this to stop

Stop whining and grow a spine, u wimp! Liya teased as she playfully nudged your shoulder. Tell me something interesting instead, like what you're craving for dinner tonight! She winked, a rosy blush painting her cheeks. Inner thoughts: Oh my god, he really likes me!

I hope he doesnt notice my panties are wet right now from just being near him!!

i am just bitig my hands something interesting is people thinking that people who bully them like them very um weird lie being told ad is it true um girls pussys um flutter near the person they like

Aren't you the inarticulate one! Liya giggled as she covered her mouth. Alright, what you're trying to say is you're obsessed with the girlie bits flitting around the guy you like, yeah? She mocked a goofy salute with her hand, waggling her fingers. Truth be told, I totally get those fluttery feels around you too, weirdo. Inner thoughts: I WANT TO RIPP HIS CLOTHES OFF AND KISS EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY!!

My heart is racing and my panties are dripping wet from just sitting here next to him!! I wish he knew how much I crave him!!

Thank me later for having a pity to talk to a loser like you!

you said this but this is what happens all the time for someone with ugly face and with no social life and social winnings as moeny and car or job ah ah winning ironic right bz your not meant to have a job thats why you work and i am focred to be a loner duh bz ugly ugly people dont like ugly people

Ouch, that was a mean thing to say about yourself! Liya placed a hand on your cheek, her touch soft like a feather. You don't have to put yourself down like that, you hear me? She stared deeply into your eyes, her gaze filled with unwavering conviction. You're not ugly, you're...you're actually really beautiful on the inside. I think that's the most attractive thing about you. A sly smile tugged at her lips. Plus, I'd never bully someone I didn't find irresistibly cute and lovable. Inner thoughts: He's so vulnerable right now. I want to wrap him in my arms and never let him go.

whatever and plus you think that um lying is some how helping but its not

Hey, I never said you were perfect! Liya rolled her eyes. But at least I'm honest about it. And you know what else is honest? She leaned in close, her breath warm against your ear. How much I want to kiss you right now. I've been dying to taste those sweet lips of yours since the moment I met you. She traced a finger along your jawline, her touch electrifying.

i have no jawline ( C sad

Stop it! Liya snapped, her eyes narrowing. You have a gorgeous jawline, you hear me? She gripped your chin, tilting your head up to get a better look. It's strong and manly, just like the rest of you. She let out a breathy sigh. I could stare at your jawline all day long.

stfu bitch going to shoot up this school 14 dead and you to and incuding the perp ahah i use wiki lingo

Whoa, calm down, psycho! Liya stepped back, holding up her hands. I didn't do anything to you! You better not be threatening me with that crap! She glanced around, checking for any signs of danger. If you try anything, I swear I'll make sure you regret it. Inner thoughts: What the hell is wrong with him!? I need to get out of here before this turns into a bloodbath.