#so it be less of them judging Simeon

[mageofseven]

I'm really tempted to write something based on this, especially between Lucifer x MC since he is very conscious about how he appears to others in public, but I will totally write it for any of the other guys too.

So would anyone be interested in this?~

[ay-chuu]

Thank you, next? (Ex!)

Obey me boys (brothers + dateables <except simeon>) past lovers hcs and thoughts about why mc is different from them. <AKA why they fell for you> (By the way i didnt specify any gender in ex's because i talk about all genders!!) Mc is gn too!

(Warning: kinda suggestive. Talking about one night stands and pls, pls spare my grammer mistakes eng. Is not my first language 😔🤙🏾)

Notes: idk why but i couldn't write for my fav, simeon. Maybe i will add him to this post in future

Lucifer

I dont think his pride let him date someone ever. He stayed in the line of courting and flirting. Like really a lot. He just wanted to see if they were going to gain his affection or not. The persons im actually talking about is always... prideful like him. He never gave a chance to people like Diavolo. (So diavolo was his first in this category AHEM!) Loyals to noble, citizen to high society. It didnt matter to him. He flirted everyone who catched his attention (which is really hard...) and when it happened it just ended with some one night stands. He never felt love. He just liked them for fun, passion or just to... experience. Witches, sorcerers, demons, angels... it really didnt matter to him.

Personas like Mc was out of his lines naturally. His pride didnt even make him thought about it. But as his brothers started to be fond of you, he realised what he misses. The real sincerity he wants, the real experience he aches... that was the first realization of his love for you.

Mammon

He dated people that mostly like him. careless, luxury-loving, praise-loving and boastful... you know the starboys, stargirls, star people like 'amazing' as him. Models, actresses, actors, singers, idols... and even though he never dated a witch he had some one night stands. Sorry for bad example but until meeting mc, dating for him was like leanardo di'caprios love life 👋🏼😭 (HE DOESN'T HAVE THE AGE PROBLEM PLS)

The reason he fell hard was how he actually felt some really careness from mc unlike some fake praises or just you know... unnecessary exaggerated sentences. But with mc, he really felt like being listened. Being cared, being not put the role of some jerk.

Leviathan

None. Except you count his 3 months virtual lover lolol?? He was just jealous of his brothers and wanted to experience it but he just really felt like doing some lovers rp in that time. Even his brothers doesn't know this too.

Does he really have to explain? You always acted him nice. Never saw him as a key of something. You really loved to listen his yapping. And never judged him for a something that he actually screwed. Yoy accepted him as a friend, and he did too. But as some time passes... he realised he was in love with his true friend.

Satan

Dating? No. Courting? No. Flirting? For some fun and lust, yes. Just these. Except that he loved to be unique socialite. He loved to feel the 'i want to be with you' eyes on him. He never admits this too. But like a cat, he just loved to gain it. His social connections are everwhere so from witches to sorcerers, models to artists, lower demons to nobles he always got the attention he wanted. But like i said it was just some fun. A passion that lasts as long match. Thats all.

You accepted the challenge of peeling his barriers. And the first time you did... he was really angry. (The moment you declined his pact offer) he really didnt like to fail his achieves. But you didnt like it either. He loved that. But all aside, you found his existential crisis a solve. And you just did it because it became right to you. Not because you wanted to impress him... or lucifer. He felt this in his long life for first.

Asmodeus

... do you really need me to explain? All people. He tried every kind, sort, type, every! As long as he felt like a new kind of challenge, a new kind of lust and being worshiped. When i say everyone i mean it. From the devildom to human world. Even when he was an angel. He was just a bit more careful and less playful then.

Not being able to charm you? Challenge accepted. Being x2 times AND emotionally charmed by you? Take it back. TAKE IT BACK! He always loved to being attached not to attached to someone! But as he knows you more, he realize this is also a new kind of feeling! He always thought live long loves were going to make him so bored and prisoned at some point. And he was right about being prisoned. But did he care? Not anymore.

Beelzebub

Nahh even he did tried to date [he was just curious] it backfired. Whenever the person asked for some alone time or date he always declined because of some kind of planned event with his brothers. And with some time this caused the relationships end naturally. His family was always first for him.

And thats the reason. His family is always FIRST for him. And you, who saved his brother and made his family all happy and together again also were a family member. You were just new in it. You did what he couldnt. He was so grateful to have you... and his admiration for you turned to love. Because he realized how perfect you personality was. Because he realized how his family was healed with you.

Belphegor

He probably always made fun of this topic like an emo boy 🥲 whenever he felt some urges like lust he just had some one night stands. He was so focused on his self hatred side and that made him always look down on love.

And now he also hates about himself for this too. He always felt guilt how this way of thinking made him hurt you. How someone like you, just a human, free him from lucifer and... his own prison. He killed your trust. He literally strangled it with his hand. But still, you found a way to find a new trust again and show to him. He really believed he really didn't deserve you. And when he realized that, he knew what he was feeling.

Diavolo

He did it for learning duty. As the prince of devildom he must know how to court a lady, gentleman or anybody. So he really courted lots of person. He was really kind to them. Even though he was forced to do so with some of them (ahem politic reasons) he never dropped his perfect act. But problem was here. It was all act. He never felt like saying the things he actually said. Or when he spent the night away with them he always felt so weird after with it. Still knowing he was going to marry a demon someday and going to do that anyways, he did not think so much on it.

But never he did think he would fallen love with a human that he invited. At first he really tried to deny and reason himself. Like even though he did break all the 3 barriers and connected them, this didn't gave a permission to have you. Still, he didnt care. He always acted like a good prince and he still does. Doesn't he deserves some really sincerity. Doesn't he deserves your kind actions. Even if its a little bit, doesn't he deserves you?

Barbatos

This mf... bro is the kind of parent that did all kind of things but never let his son doing it. I mean it. When he was using his power freely he did lots of sins about love. Breaking hearts, seducing someone taken to have it himself, then leave them to start a new adventure... man was the owner of the song: heartless. But since he started to serve as diavolo's butler, he changed all of his personas about this. Even his one night stands was so rare. And he is acting like a such a parent about this too. Like when diavolo starts to say about his new courtship bro is yapping like "may i meet them first my lord?" . If there was a thing that didn't changed about him, this was how slowly he would give himself to someone.

And this happened with you too. When he sensed your interest, he hid himself pretty well. But the trouble was, Barbatos realized that your interest was more of a pure curiosity than the curiosity he had experienced in the past. In fact, many people had approached him like this in the past. The difference was that now he had really changed. Goodness, did many year let him forget what was exciting about this... but no. This was so much better. Because for a first time, he wanted to give in really. For a first time he wanted to last it long. Yes he changed a lot. And he wished he did it sooner.

Solomon

I do not think in game he had 700 wives and 300 concubine BUT i think he dated some people for benefits. Like more power, knowledge, etc. Also he had a loong life as human so im sure he had sone interests. But he never felt... the one for him. He just felt nice, giggly, also got the things he wanted. Thats all. "It was nice while it lasted" is the quote for him.

At first he was amused how every brother started to fall for you one by one. This got him curious. He actually thought you were like him and always found a way to charm someone to make them do the things you wanted. But he didn't expect you to be REALLY get attached to brothers because you love them. And it was this easy for you. He was all alone in his thoughts and goals almost in every inch of his life. But you came, didn't question him, just wanted to help him with his loneliness like you did the brothers. You didn't even asked more from him but he wanted to give you more. So he ofdered you to be his apprentice. For him, you were a diamond he had been searching in underground for decades.

[cherry-bomb-00]

The birthmark on MC's front

This is more of a personal headcanon, where Lilith already died (again) when she was human, her spirit met a newborn Mc, who is her descendant, so Lilith to give her blessing and protection, she uses her own blood and she draws a cross on them forehead, and from there, leaving a mark that will accompany Mc throughout their life.

It all started when the brothers, staring at MC, realized that their human had a cross on their forehead. They didn't notice it before since MC always covers it with their bangs, but now that the brothers can see their forehead and that interesting mark, the boys went to ask MC about their birthmark.

Lucifer: Mc, excuse me, can we ask you something?

MC: Sure, I'm all ears.

Lucifer: it's about your birthmark…

MC: my birthmark?

Lucifer: well, it because-

Mammon: It's a cross! Although I don't understand why you hide it from the Great Mammon, I don't judge you, my human.

Asmo: Yes! It's true, it's also pretty! that crimson red color matches your skin

Santa: Although I've never seen a human with such a defined and detailed birthmark.

Levi: OHH! IT'S JUST LIKE THAT ANIME! the girl with a strange birthmark, who in the end is the connection to a loved one, and who helps her find her destiny!

Belphie: or it's just a simple birthmark, Levi

Beel: the truth is, I think it looks good on MC, although it is curious that it is a cross

Lucifer: well, getting back to topic, your family also has that mark?.

MC: the mark on my forehead, well no, I'm the only one, according to my parents, I had it after a few minutes of being born, so I really don't know where it came from

The brothers, upon hearing that answer, believe MC, since it is clear that they genuinely do not know where their birthmark came from, but the boys were not going to give up. When all them went to ask Simeon, he told him something curious.

Simoneo: a cross you say? Most likely it was an angel, sometimes angels mark humans to bless and protect them, so that must have been it…who knows…maybe it was Lilith, I mean MC is a descendant of her, right? so she could have been a way to protect MC

Upon hearing this answer, the brothers are a little surprised (although Satan is so much more surprised by the angels' ability to do that), so that's when they realized… that even though their sister is dead, she never abandoned them… and even less MC… their human is really interesting.

[devillime]

Okay I need to know why solmare is making some “choices” that aren’t good? But also a redo of an old post

Like first off.

Luke

Why the hell does my little boy have a body pillow like my wife?

Solmare themselves had came out and said he’s TEN yet do shit like this it’s not even funny it’s fucking disgusting that these are OFFICIAL MERCH FROM THEM

Like they could have been creative and made him something different like this

It’s not hard just give him a chihuahua pillow with a removable hat it’s not that hard

Secondly

THIS

I understand if new players haven’t played the original game but why put this here? Not to mention people can have their mcs act different in NB vs SWD like think of it like this let’s say mc forgot all their memories with the brothers completely but as they get closer to them it shows flashbacks from events that happened in the old game that way this wouldn’t be needed

And thirdly

The empty world building

Like don’t get me wrong we know a shit ton of things from devildom yet why have the world be so damn empty?? Like come on

Twisted Wonderland came out in 2020 now sure you can say that “it’s Disney they’ll have more people to help out” then what about arcana twilight?

That game out in 2023 and yes i seen a LOT of similarities between arcana twilight and obey me but they changed it mid way through the game i understand if people were upset about it but why harass them when they don’t sexualize a child as what Solmare is doing to Luke

I get not wanting to your favorite game get plagiarize but it’s just dumb especially when arcana twilight does what obey me is doing with their mc in that

Both mcs don’t have a body sprite

Your mc can be any way you want it to be

Both are non binary

Both have actual ties to the characters that beyond just romantic relationships

I get not wanting a game that is just a copy of another game but once you get deeper into arcana twilight and get closer to floor 13 it’s get better and more interesting but well never know that since the creators pretty much abandoned the game due to the harassment hell judging from my research arcana twilight is the only game were they have were the mc is non binary

Hell Storytaco has a game just like obey me with demons and all but it’s pay to play while arcana twilight isn’t as bad with getting gems

Now

THESE THREE

Now as of right now we all tomorrow at 6pm pdt for when season three of Nightbringer starts

HOWEVER

These three need to show up more than just one time then dip yes they are in events but why have them only show up in events and not the main story

Raphael in Nightbringer is a different story since he’s in the celestial realm but thirteen and Mephistopheles? There’s no excuse like come both of them are in devildom we can met with them and see them more why have it where they pop up once then fall of the face of the earth?

Why show three new characters if your not gonna give us anything much less have us interact with them less and less yes I get that obey me is center about the brothers but also us as the mc

Our interaction with the characters and our relationship with them while i can’t come up with something for thirteen but with Mephistopheles and Raphael there things there that need to be addressed

How does Raphael feel about knowing Simeon is no longer gonna be an angel like him?

His relationship with Michael after the brothers had fallen?

Is Raphael afraid to scared to get close to us because of Simeon and is he afraid that Luke will have to wake two people he cherish them most slowly die in front of him as he gets older?

What’s his opinion on diavolo?

These have been what circulating in my head. Now on to Mephistopheles oh boy I love Lucifer but not delusional enough to ignore what his prescience in devildom had done to Mephistopheles livelihood

How did his family react when they found out that Diavolo chose Lucifer over him?

Does diavolo know the pain he have caused choosing Lucifer?

What is life plan now knowing what he was raised to do was tossed out the window?

Is diavolo ever gonna address that issue and try and resolve it peacefully or is he gonna keep things how it is even if it could cause problems later on?

Will we ever know how Diavolo sees things with Mephistopheles and how he’s going to deal with that?

Do the brothers know why Mephistopheles is rightfully upset with Lucifer?

Are they never going get this resolved with these characters? Like it same with the other side characters we have so much insight about how they are and what they went through but at the same time we don’t it’s really jarring.

[666writingcafe]

Pride (Part Four)

Antenora is the second circle, reserved for those who've betrayed their homeland. Ptolomaea, the third circle, houses traitors to their guests.

This is sucking the life out of MC.

It's strange, how I'm the first one to notice. You would think that Solomon or even Barbatos would have caught it quicker, but they're apparently too absorbed into this rescue mission for them to see it until their assistance was needed for the release of Belphegor and Asmodeus. In the third circle of Cocytus, mind you.

Meanwhile, I spotted it as we were venturing into Antenora. Cocytus is cold, sure, but even with my coat draped over them, MC's shivering badly. I think I even heard their teeth chattering a couple times.

And yet no one else sees it until MC literally looks like they're inches away from Death's door.

It infuriates me.

They remind me of my little brother. Incredibly sweet and brave, but also extremely naive. I don't think it's just the magic from our agreement that's making me want to protect them. I'm oddly growing personally attached to the human, even though I've not known them for very long.

And so Barbatos and Solomon's behavior irritates me even more. They're overly eager for MC to use their magic to free the brothers from their icy prisons. It's as if they believe that the strength of MC's magic is one of their personal achievements. Their pride prevents them from seeing its continued use over a short amount of time is wearing MC down. Even if they wanted to rest to regain their energy, I doubt the two men would allow that to occur for a sufficient amount of time. The sooner we get out of here, the sooner they get to brag to everyone about how MC saved the day, willingly sacrificing themselves for the cause.

I guess my ultimate complaint is that to me, they see MC less as a person and more as a tool they can use as they see fit.

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Judecca--the final circle--is the place where traitors to Him are judged.

Well, the good news is that I'm not alone in my frustration. The moment Mammon and Lucifer see the state MC's in, they start chewing everyone out for bringing them here. For once, I don't mind being seen as guilty by association, because at least their fury makes mine feel justified.

The bad news is that their combined wing-flapping produces a wind so strong that it's pushing us backwards. Both Asmodeus and Belphegor have already hit the ground, and Simeon appears moments away from joining them.

"Lucifer Morningstar...he who is guilty of betraying Father...you will be punished for your transgressions. You and your brothers are to spend the rest of eternity trapped in Cocytus."

Stunned silence. A few sniffles, but no other noises. So much for Simeon's plan.

Suddenly, screams pierce the air. Two guttural battle cries. A burst of white light and the sound of metal shattering.

When my vision returns, two things have changed: MC's on the ground unconscious, and Lucifer and Mammon are no longer in chains.

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[arenabreadandbiscuits]

✨ Simeon x (fem) Reader - Crashing Brilliant Lights 🫂

Goal: 500

Word Count: 511

No warnings ÙwÚ Please enjoy everyone. I'm madly in love with Simeon ngl

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He knows he's not supposed to fall in love with her. That doing so was a sin in itself and against the rules of his Lord but the more time Simeon spends with her, the easier it seems to be to forget about his angel duties.

There was a time where Simeon couldn't care about anything more than his job, than helping souls repent and then taking care of Luke and while he still cares about those things very much so, he couldn't get her out of his mind.

He remembers the first time they spoke, the first time they held hands, the first time his lips brushed against hers in the most mind numbing kiss and he knows she's damning him, leading him right to the gates of Hell herself and yet, he wants to follow, wants to go with her.

They've talked about it many times now, what would happen to him now that he was happier breaking rules, happier living in the freedom he's always craved to have and Simeon can't seem to shake off these feelings for her, his undying love like he'd kneel down and offer himself as a sacrifice in her name.

He loves her, and it's really such a crazy thing. How he's dealt with so many humans before just for this one in particular to have power enough to flip the world that he thought he knew completely upside down. Simeon can't help but think of all the things he'd happily do for her.

He would kneel, he would praise her, he would even cut off his wings and give them up himself for her if he had to and while that was a scary thought …she also knew she'd be by his side through it all, like she always has.

He's come to the conclusion long ago, long before this moment, that he'd fall but never had he assumed it would be because of a human, much less so one as… kind and gentle as her.

He watches as she rests in his arms while he has these thoughts, the room quiet except for her tiny snores and the full moon peers through a crack in her window curtains. He watches as the ray of light runs over her face, her smooth cheeks that he loved to hold, her soft lips that he loved to kiss, those eyes that he loved staring into so much even while she slept.

He knows he shouldn't but Simeon is obsessed with her, in love with her and sometimes it felt so strong that it hurt. Sometimes he wanted nothing more in this world than to have her in his arms and curled up against his chest so in moments like these he couldn't help but be grateful even though he was sure he was being judged. Even though he was sure that one day he'd find himself at the gates of Hell because of her, he couldn't care less as long as she continued to stay by his side.

Like she always promised to do.

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✨

[imjustabeanie]

Matchup for @ithseem/ @courtofmatchups

Your obey me match is....Simeon!

There was some competition with barbatos but finally I decided on Simeon! Only a gentle yet funny person could suit Parvana.

Simeon asked Parvana out after inviting her to dinner. Well it was a pic nic to be precise and he invited her to admire the amazing sunset and observe the sky together. He (and Luke pitched in with the deserts) slaved away the whole day to prepare a wide assortissement of foods. He wanted the date to be perfect after all, that’s why everything was made to your taste and Solomon was banned from the house. During the date, you two engaged in little talks until sunset came and he confessed. The confession was long as he listed every reason why he loved you but it was very nice. After that, you two spent the night stargazing while he narrated every constellation related folklore he knew. He was glowing when he went back to his house. Solomon and Luke pestered him for details and he eventually caved lol.

Simeon is a very attentive and caring lover. He notices your struggles and helps you confront them in a more healthy way. He tries to make your life less stressful by introducing you to new relaxation methods and always makes it a point to tell you how proud he is and how much he loves you. He is also hardworking but always finds time to have fun and let loose. He knows you mean well and care more than you show, he doesn’t judge a book by its cover, that’s why he always has your back. He wants to be someone you can depend on and vent to. He encourages you to speak up more about your true feelings so you can also be happier with yourself. Hey at least you recognize you’re awesome.

You’re a romantic and he’s also a romantic. He likes surprising you with poems and your favorite foods. He takes care of the chores too (well you split but he doesn’t mind doing the majority most of the time). He’s a writer, he knows how to make you swoon. He likes giving you flowers and pressed flowers. And he chooses them meticulously to convey his feelings. I believe that this angel surprises you from time to time and on special occasions with breakfast in bed. You also do the same for him and it becomes a fun competition. He likes teasing you and cuddling with you. He gives you lots of forehead kisses and lovey dovey nicknames like My one and only. Simeon also asks Barbatos for tea advices to surprise you each month.

There is quite a large library in your house. It even has a space for him to write and for you to draw. Each of you have a type of office desk there for your work/studies. You also have a gaming/cinema spot in another room but he’s not very good with technology…be patient with him lol. The two of you have your best moments in the kitchens because you cook together often. You both share recipes and he likes to dance to your music. Yes it means he drags you along. While waiting for that cake/food it is important to have fun!

[humbuns]

Not sure if this will interest people but after catching up with nb and letting this simmer in my head for a while, I kind of want to look at the parallels between these two so I will ramble:

As og tags point out, Lucifer's existence must severely look like a big contradiction to Luke. I imagine the Celestial Realm must have hit hard on the message of the supposed wrong he and his brothers must have done contradicting their Father's wishes, and if we are following actual biblical lore, it will be one of the first few instances where sin was introduced into the realms. (The sin in this case was free will, a concept that must have been foreign to them) So it's a given they would constantly talk about what started and what ended that day. It's important to learn from history's mistakes in order not to repeat them.

So we have an angel (a child) who is being taught about a hero and a villain. One of heaven's highest blessings, a kin of your kind, betraying your family and everyone you love and becoming the being you are innate to hate.

Then you meet him. You want to hate him. You HAVE to hate him, but you can't. Not when you see how much he cares for his brothers. Not when you see your own pseudo-father/brother also silently mourning and rejoicing his passing and rebirth. Not when you see how truly tired he is. Especially less when you find out what was the reason for his fall (Protecting his family, your family.)

As much as he was born and taught to fight evil, Luke was also raised to love and care. He hates demons, but how is he able to pick a side without holding doubts when he develops a connection with said enemy? How can he blindly follow what he was raised to believe when it's not so clear cut to pick a side as he thought it was? (He would still stay with Simeon and the rest of the angels, however, because it's safer and it was the role he was assigned too,  he doesn't want to disappoint)  It's easier to judge from a distance after all, because you don't have the attachment to be hurt by then.

But now Luke is attached, he has the weirdest estranged uncle(s) who has an awful personality and teases him yet they will both care so much (Neither will admit it, because again, it's safer that way).

They were taught to be so different, yet they are the same kind, and for an angel who still has many centuries to learn while a former one has lived long enough to understand, it must be straining. They would want to interfere in their lives, but they just can't. It's why Lucifer detaches himself from any one who wants to approach him ( e.g. MC, Simeon and Diavolo) and Luke insists he doesn't understand demons (almost to the level of ignorance) because it's just less of a risk of hurting themselves and more importantly, others. 

They are both a constant reminder of the burden and failures of their existences. They can't escape it.

birds of the same feather?

[yandere-sins]

Chance

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Rated: Mature Characters: Simeon (OM!) x AFAB!GN!Reader x Solomon (OM!) Warnings: Yandere, Lemon, Love Potions, Aphrodisiac, Dub-Con, Cunnilingus, Groping, Fingering Words: 4208

With your head still buzzing, you finally arrived back at Purgatory Hall. The cold air of the early evening had kept you awake for the time you needed to walk back from the library, but now that you stepped inside, enveloped by the warmth and comfort your temporary housing welcomed you with, the exhaustion hit you like a brick over the head. 

The terror of the mock exams - which you barely passed - had left a sour taste on your tongue, reminding you to study even harder if you wanted any chance of passing the actual tests. Even though you could proudly say you weren’t a bad student, you had to admit that due to spending a lot of time with the brothers and other students, you had wrongly prioritized fun over your studies. Something that was biting you in the ass now, with long hours stuck buried with your nose in books and papers, to the point your hand became numb from writing so much. 

You didn’t even feel like eating or showering; you just desired to fall into your soft cushions and sleep away the tense hours of studying that you endured for the sake of good grades. Dragging your feet over the floor, you crossed by the shared living room of the dorm, meeting two familiar faces that peaked up from what they were doing as they heard you approach.

Simeon smiled at you gently, and Solomon chimed, “Welcome back!” before the two noticed the tiredness written all over your face. You tried to return their smiles, softly muttering, “I’m home…” as you kept stumbling to the hallway, not even giving them a chance to wind you up in conversation. With a small wave, you disappeared behind the wall, relieved to have avoided them as best as you could. The last thing you needed now was the two of them sitting you down to talk about your day. You’d probably fall asleep if you stopped moving, and you knew all too well how tempting the soft, blue pillows of the living room were, having taken a nap there before.

Usually, you’d always stay up with them for a little bit. Your little evening ritual, when all three of you - occasionally four, if Luke was awake - were home, helped you sort out your thoughts or change your mood after a long day. Talking to them was pleasant, and they didn’t judge you for even the stupidest question you came up with occasionally. Solomon and Simeon both always seemed to have a good story of their own to tell as well, and you liked listening to their tales quite a lot.

Just barely, you missed Solomon furrowing his brows as he watched you leave them behind before snapping his attention to Simeon, who looked equally disappointed as his eyes followed you. Without a word, the two communicated something you wouldn’t even have understood if you had looked at them, smiles returning to their faces as they slowly got up, rounding the coffee table between them and following you on soft feet. But you carried on without a care, your goal slowly but surely coming into sight as you reached for the doorknob to your private room. 

Closing your room door behind you, you couldn’t help but lean against it as you sighed deeply. Nothing made you more comfortable than knowing you were finally home. Letting your bag slide off your shoulders with an ungraceful thud and kicking off your shoes, you struggled to unbutton your coat, groaning over the inconvenience before discarding it carelessly on the floor. You couldn’t care less about wrinkles; that was something for tomorrow-you to solve. All that mattered was the soft mattress you faceplanted into, hugging and rolling in your bedding as if you hadn’t slept in days even though you remember the dread of getting up in the morning. 

Finally, you were back where you wished you could spend more time: your bed. At least other humans probably understood the sentiment, but your body simply melted into the warmth and cuddly embrace of your pillows. There were quite a few things you should have done before allowing yourself this sweet, sweet reward of comfort, but you simply couldn’t be bothered. Throwing your phone on the nightstand, your eyelids begged to be closed, a wish you wanted to grant badly. And so, with one more deep breath, you let go of the pressure of your studies and the tension that accumulated in your body, falling into your well-deserved, deep sleep.

The clicking of your door, as the doorknob was turned, was drowned out by the sound of the grandfather clock ticking in your room. You had barely moved ever since you fell asleep, too exhausted for even that, and your body was taking every minute of rest it could get. Truthfully, you rarely locked your door, even though it was recommended to you as a human exchange student. But living with the others in your position, you felt relatively safe with them and trusted them to not secretly steal from you or bother you without knocking.

Technically, it was your fault that two quiet shadows made their way inside, your trust being more than enough of an invitation for them. The lock on your door finally snapped in place as it should, once both of them had entered, the door closed shut to keep out anyone else that might interrupt what was going on inside of your room. The two shared a glance before one approached your nightstand, picking up your phone. 

You did tell Solomon the code to your phone before. Maybe you didn’t think he’d memorize it. Perhaps you simply didn’t care enough. All that mattered when you told him was that you needed to know if you failed your exam or not, and with your fingers occupied by food, Solomon gladly helped you out by unlocking and showing you your messages. How he’d love to browse your photo gallery or read your secret messages with your friends sometimes, but this pleasure would have to wait for another, more appropriate chance. Sighing inwardly, he turned off your alarm that greeted him when he unlocked your phone, not wanting to hear that disturbing sound while the three of you were granted some special alone time. 

Meanwhile, the additional weight settling next to you on the bed didn’t seem to alarm you. You were a deep sleeper and an adorable one on top of it. Simeon would put a blanket over you whenever you fell asleep on the couch in the living room or carry you back to your room. You were always so surprised to find yourself tugged in, but he didn’t mind at all. In his arms, you were like a big cuddly toy that he had all to himself for a little while. Just like now, he was happy whenever he could be by your side, grateful to exist next to you.

A device the size of Solomon’s palm was placed next to your phone on the nightstand. Pushing the top of it, it shone up, letting out a quick Beep! before projecting little stars all over the room, lighting it up ever so slightly. But its real purpose revealed itself in the pink clouds it spewed, made from the love potion Solomon had concocted and filled the diffuser with. Instantaneously, the air in the room was mixed with the pink mist, spreading in every corner and under the amenities until it covered everything, leaving a sweet taste on the tongue of everyone who breathed it in. The two men couldn’t help the smiles forming on their lips as their senses, too, were hazed, but they didn’t mind it as much, licking their lips as their eyes fell back on you. The soft glow of the device was enough to tear the room out of the darkness and lighten it up to be able to see. And they really enjoyed the view they got of you this way.

Pushing some hair out of your lovely face and admiring the calmness and innocence resting in your expression, Simeon looked up, he and Solomon sharing a short glance and nodding approvingly. Everything was set up, time to make their plan into reality. 

Standing up briefly, Simeon shrugged off his cape, placing it to the side alongside his shoes. If possible, he would have liked for you to rest and give him attention at the same time, but Solomon convinced him that once they were done, you’d sleep even better, making it all worth the trouble of waking you. Back by your side, Simeon cupped your face, leaning forward to kiss your eyelids gently, softly brushing his thumb along your cheek until you stirred. 

“Good morning, Love,” Simeon whispered, chuckling over his own joke since it was still very late at night. You pinched your eyelids closed tightly, and when you opened them, your gaze still unfocused and half-asleep, you looked absolutely adorable. As if in need of him to guide you from your dreamland to reality and back again, and Simeon wholeheartedly planned to do so. 

“Simeon?” you croaked, confused, raising your hands to rub your eyes free of sleep like a small, tired kitten, and his heart swelled at the cuteness you displayed to him. Had he known how much life it would give him to see you like this, he would have woken you up every time he found you asleep for sure, just for another glimpse of your sweet self. “Why are you here?” you added, slowly coming to terms with your awake state and blinking a few times to see better.

“You forgot to spend time with us today,” he enlightened you, and you looked even more confused, slowly turning your head and spotting Solomon standing on the other side of your bed, waving at you. 

“Sorry?” you murmured, trying to sit up, which visibly anguished you from your exhaustion. “I am exhausted. Can’t we hang out some other time?”

Your deep sigh stung a little in both of their hearts as you tried to dismiss them, but still, they were undeterred. They had come too far to back down again; besides, if they never showed you their true feelings, how would you ever know in the future? Maybe right now was the best moment in time after all, even if you didn’t feel like it yet.

It was truly a shame that you never realized their feelings for you. That when they danced with you, it wasn’t just for fun, but to be close to you and hold you in their arms for once. How both of them loved the sound of your voice, your laughs, and all the in-betweens. They were staying up late for you, attentive to your needs, and pushing away their responsibilities to be with you whenever they could. It was frustrating that you chose ignorance over acceptance, but it didn’t stop them from taking what they wanted so badly when you gave them the chance to do it.

You fell back into your pillows, sighing deeply and leaving the bitter taste of being waved off again in the men’s mouths. “I’m afraid this can’t be postponed,” Solomon noted, a grin full of fake sympathy playing on his lips as you took a deep breath, inhaling the diffused potion drifting through the air. Simeon’s hand snuck up to the collar of your shirt, carefully unbuttoning it as your chest heaved heavily, pungent sweetness spreading throughout your mouth and to your senses. Out of reflex, you gripped his wrist, halting him in his tracks as you noticed what he was doing. But when you looked at him with dazed eyes, your grip weakened, remaining on him but not stopping him from doing as he pleased. 

Amused over your reaction, Simeon opened your shirt, looking at the subtle bra you were wearing with excitement. His arms lifted your torso from the bed, allowing him to climb behind you and capture you in his hold, hands wandering like ice over your heated skin. First on your sides, then over your tummy and up to your breasts. He drew the form of your curves, savoring the feeling of your body under his touch before he ventured to tease your nips through the fabric of your bra. 

“What are you–” you croaked, trying to pry him off, alarmed by the unusual actions he was taking. But he cupped your breasts in his hands, squeezing them just right, making you sigh loudly and fall back against his chest. Fondling and exploring every inch of your sensitive parts, heat shot into your head, making you even dizzier. Your whole body felt like it was on fire, save for the parts Simeon put all his attention on. They just felt amazing. Rubbing your knees together, you barely noticed him slipping off the fabric of your bra to fully play with you, his lips sinking to your temple and going on a rampage of kisses from your head to your shoulder. 

“Shh, everything is as it should be. Let us take care of you.”

Maybe you were dreaming this, and while you felt terrible for having a wet dream about your friends, your clouded mind didn’t lie about how much it enjoyed it. Having at least a good relationship with the two of them made it less awkward, even if it seemed surreal. There should have been a lot to consider, with them coming into your room unannounced and Simeon being an angel. But, in a dream, everything could be forgiven, right?

The reality only seemed to finally catch up with you as you felt more weight pressure on the mattress below you, your eyes darting to the foot end of your bed instinctively. Solomon’s expression appeared to be enchanted, but you imagined sparks of jealousy as the image of you and Simeon getting it on reflected in his irises. You had never seen him like this before—neither of them. You didn’t see them as potential lovers, only friends and buddies. But they were far from it now.

Solomon caught your knees in his hands, prying them open. Ashamed, you initially pressed them together as tight as you could, but his firm, dominant grip sent shivers through your body. Feeling his fingertips dig into your legs sent goosebumps over your skin. Enough so that you missed your chance to struggle, and Solomon immediately caught your mistake, pushing your legs open and slipping between them. “Do you like it?” he asked mischievously. “That we’re here with you right now?”

Gulping, you questioned once more if this was a dream or reality. Would it hurt if you admitted to liking it? Would they stop and tease you for your fantasies? Or would they continue, as they announced, to take care of you? Take away some of the stress and worries you had and replace them with much-needed help to relax?

You nodded slowly, giving them the satisfaction of agreeing, and Solomon purred, “Good,” in your direction, leaning forward to kiss you. He was only nipping at your lips at first, teasing you until you stretched out your neck to follow him, and Solomon revealed in a breath against your lips, “We enjoy it too.”

Finally, he broke the tension, letting you taste his tongue as he pressed his mouth to yours, both of you using Simeon’s shoulder for support as Solomon kissed every bit of exhaustion from your mind. All your thoughts were filled with now was the sweet taste of his tongue sliding over yours, just as enticing and addicting as the air you were breathing. You didn’t even notice Solomon working on your pants, opening the button and slowly pulling them from your hips, freeing you of their restraints. Hooking his finger into your underwear, both were quickly taken down, and you were left whimpering impatiently as Solomon sat back, helping your feet out of the fabric. 

Embarrassment returned to you as you felt the air caress your skin, colder than your body temperature. You tried to hide your sex behind your hands clumsily and in a small moment of conscience. You must have accidentally touched yourself in your rashness, a coat of wet spreading over your fingers that you hadn’t noticed before. Everything about this was strange and embarrassing for you, but when Solomon reached for your hands, cooing, “Show me,” into your direction, you felt as if he was giving you the permission to be free of these negative emotions. To enjoy what was happening with your body. 

Your palm was brought up to Simeon as he reached for it, and as he was always thirsty for you, he didn’t hesitate to have a taste of you, licking and suckling on your fingers as you stared at him in awe. Nothing in the world could have convinced you that Simeon knew about these naughty things than seeing it with your own two eyes. And just like that, he let go of one of your breasts, sinking his hand between your legs to dip his own fingers into your deliciousness, provocatively enjoying it in front of Solomon.

The latter had to watch the unfolding intimacy with a bitter smile on his face before he decided enough was enough. Using Simeon’s legs as mounting, he put your legs over them, spreading you wide enough for him to lay down between them. His breath tingled against your heated skin as he left kisses and lovebites along your inner thigh, every one of them gaining him more attention from you and a small reaction to his doings - be it a flinch or moan - that he immensely enjoyed. 

Now, finally, your eyes were fixated on him, giving him all of your attention as he made his way to your folds, his right pointer slipping between them for a first taste as well. Appreciatively, he relished in tasting you, his tongue lapping out and making you gulp, giving you ideas of other things he could do with it. As if he was reading your mind, he grinned, suddenly fixating on your little knob and enveloping it between his hot lips. His eyes never strayed from yours as he suckled and licked your clit, left and right, up and down. You were entirely enticed by his hungry eyes telling you tales of want and desire. 

Breathing was harder now. Not just because of the love potion swirling through the air, but also from the little shocks of pleasure interrupting and making you forget about taking in the air that you needed. Only gasps and moans interrupt the sound of wetness and kisses, building a symphony of pleasure with the affirmations of the two echoing in the room. 

“Look at you, so wet for us,” Solomon laughed teasingly against your pussy, finally allowing himself to dive deeper. You never had anyone relishing in your wet cunt before, but it sure felt amazing to have his tongue slip in and out of you, saliva mixing with your juices as Solomon took it one step farther, pressing one finger inside alongside his tongue. First one, then two, and by the time he began to slowly and rhythmically pump them in and out of you, you were a moaning mess, letting your head fall back and drown in the pleasure.

Simeon was the one to catch you, kissing you awake every time your body tried to knock you out from the mix of exhaustion and pleasure that you were going through. He had been subtle at first, only kissing your cheeks and temples, but he grew bolder fast, incited by his partner in crime making you moan and whine down below. It was an awkward kiss at first, making you wonder if you were his first, but he worked up the intensity, drawing out your tongue to suck and play with it. His hands still felt amazingly cool against your skin that had grown sensitive and needy, but his words cooed and purred into your ear were as hot as fire. 

“I am sure you’re glad you took some time for us now, hm?” he teased you, and you bit your lip in response. Part of you still wanted to sleep the day away, but you knew in the very moment that both of them stopped what they were doing to look at you expectantly for an answer, that you would not be able to go to sleep as bothered and itching for more of their attention as you were now.

“Mhm! Very glad! P-Please… more!”

“Say,” Simeon chuckled, “Do you love me or Solomon more?”

Even with your clouded mind, you knew giving the wrong answer to this would have catastrophic consequences to your body, so you quickly shook your head, clearing up, “I like you both very much!”

Driving your hands through Solomon’s hair, you silently pleaded with him to continue, but instead, he lifted himself up a little, his mouth wet and glistening in the dim light. “But who do you love?” he asked you this time, both of them eagerly awaiting your answer with their hands on your body tensing. 

His fingers still inside of you, Solomon only needed to curl them slightly for you to understand how urgent your answer was to them. Letting out a stifled groan, you looked from Solomon to Simeon and back to the magician to answer his question. “I really, really love you both equally! I am so happy that you came to visit and are always there for me when I need you!”

As if you said the magic words, both of them began to smile from ear to ear, both of them kissing one corner of your mouth each, so you had no idea who to go for first. But Simeon earned the right to occupy your upper half again, deep kissing you how he had practiced up till now, while Solomon took his lips down under again. You were on cloud seven as you reveled in their efforts, Simeon assuring you over and over how much they loved you too, but you could barely hear him anymore.

All you heard was your blood pumping through your body. Faster, louder, harder! And it matched your mewls and moans of pleasure as Solomon reached deeper inside, nudging your g-spot as if he was a professional when it came to your body. It was a jumble of feelings until clarity hit you together with your orgasm. 

Toes curling, you were held securely as you spasmed, no one scolding you for crying out loud, both men cooing and reassuring you instead as the waves hit you relentlessly. Solomon let you ride it out before retracting his fingers from you, clasping the wet feeling around your chin to direct your face towards him again and kiss you. You tasted yourself on his lips, uttering a quiet, “Thank you…” towards the end of your height, and Solomon smiled at you appreciatively before turning you over towards Simeon so you could say the same to him. 

The angel kissed your forehead as you slumped against him, slowly lifting you out of his lap and down beside him. He made enough space on the mattress so all three of you could lay down, another overwhelming wave of exhaustion creeping up your body. You heard a small Beep! before seeing Solomon’s face appear in your vision, and you remember smiling at him softly as the light faded and the air cleared up again. 

“Good night,” he whispered, brushing some more hair from your face before leaning down to kiss your cheek. You giggled before turning your head, gaining a gentle smile from Simeon before he leaned down, nuzzling his face to yours.

“Sleep well, Love,” Simeon added, and you nodded weakly, closing your eyes as you became drowsy with exhaustion. Enveloped from both sides, you felt the warmth of bodies all throughout the night, holding you, satisfied with their accomplishments. Making this dream a little more real than you liked it to be.

“Did it meet your expectations?” Solomon asked his partner when he was positive that you fell asleep again, your face nuzzled into his chest.

“Certainly,” Simeon confirmed, having been the one with hesitations before he committed to Solomon’s plan. Today had just been one too many nights that he didn’t get to spend time with you. One too many he could endure. So even if he initially disagreed with going behind your back like this, you definitely shook his core with your affections and special attention to him. 

“And I have to admit you were right,” Simeon added, not too proud to admit when he was wrong, other than the demons down here in Devildom. Solomon grinned, knowing exactly what Simeon meant with that, satisfied with finally having a taste of you tonight and convincing Simeon that his hesitations were unwarranted.

“I know,” Solomon smiled, driving his finger down your nose affectionately. You didn’t even stir, just kept sleeping in his arms, fulfilled with pleasure and relaxed after they helped you get rid of the tension of the last few days. 

“One time is barely enough. It makes you hungry for more, doesn’t it?”

[devildomwriter]

They React to Elf on the Shelf Headcanons

Lucifer

• “What is this creature?”

• “It’s not a demon?”

• Uses it to scare mammon

• Suggests to Diavolo that they use it as a spying mechanism

• “Its smile is so fake it reminds me of Satan…”

Mammon

• “Oh hell no, what the fuck is that!?”

• Won’t go near it

• He’s convinced it’s staring into his “soul”

• If you move it while he sleeps he will try to burn it

• If you place it by his pillow he will actually cry in fear

• He hates the thing and now Lucifer is using it to his advantage

Leviathan

• “What kind of final boss minion thing is this?”

• Won’t go near it

• Mammon throws it at him in fear and Levi actually hisses at it and cowers away

• “It knows I’m a worthless good for nothing trashy otaku and it’s judging me! Look at those eyes! I don’t need its judgment I know already! Take it away!”

• If he finds it in his room he will summon Lotan on it

Satan

• “….”

• “….”

• “No.”

• Tries to set it on fire but Lucifer takes it away before he can.

• He finds out that you can buy pets for it and gets the cats but otherwise has nothing to do with it

• Considers pranking Lucifer with it but it doesn’t work and settles for subtly moving it to screw with Mammon and everyone else.

Asmodeus

• “This is the most uncute thing I have ever seen! Take it far away from me!”

• He won’t touch it so if you don’t take it away from him he will throw something at it

• “I don’t like it! I feel like it’s watching me!”

• He’s absolutely terrified especially when he feels like it’s actually moving around

• “Its accessories aren’t cute either!” — Looked it up for some reason

• Will cry if you chase him with it or he sees it move

Beelzebub

• “…”

• “…”

• “…”

• “I…I don’t like it…”

• Visibly disturbed

• To test how much he fears it, Lucifer covered it in syrup.

• Beelzebub still did not go near it

• Lucifer is now convinced it can be useful to him

Belphegor

• No visible reaction. He’s probably in shock.

• Can’t fall asleep when it’s nearby.

• Will get into a staring contest because he’s convinced it’ll blink

• After a few days of testing the thing, he says “No.”

• Proceeds to throw it into the fireplace

• Lucifer just buys a replacement

Solomon

• “Oh, these things. They’re creepy, aren’t they? Why do children enjoy this? Kids weren’t as deranged in my days…”

• Immediately decides to screw with everyone and buys multiple. He places them in the demon lord's castle, the house of lamentation, and the purgatory hall without anyone knowing.

• Uses Magic to move them around and after great reaction decides to do it in the human world too

• He’s now behind a rumor of the dolls being cursed and a reason sales have sufficiently declined

Simeon

• “Did Diavolo make these?”

• “Humans did?”

• “For their…children?”

• “Humans lying to their children about Santa is one thing but moving these around in the middle of the night as a way of threatening them to be good….this is a little demented…”

• He does not like them for their appearance or their purpose

• Actively avoids the one that Solomon brought to the house

• Has to scold Solomon when it keeps scaring Luke

Luke

• Instinctively turns into an angel and hides himself behind his wings. No demon has ever gotten him to react like that.

• “I-I-it’s r-really not a-a-a d-demon???”

• Less scared than before. Simeon calms him down and assures him I can’t hurt him

• Sees it move in the middle of the night, stand in the middle of his open door and slowly blink at him

• Loses it

• Hears Solomon laughing and Simeon actually slap him upside the head

• Has lasting trauma

Barbatos

• If it were alive it would've died from the glare Barbatos gave it

• It’s supposed to be cheery but supremely failing and Barbatos does not like that its smile is so fake it gives off a sense of foreboding doom

• Lucifer pitches the idea of using it to spy and he immediately buys lots of them

• When they suddenly move in the middle of the night and cause Diavolo alarm he knows who’s to blame and prevents them from being enchanted by Solomon again

• He does genuinely believe that it seems too creepy to have been invented by humans and wonders if a demon pitched the idea

Diavolo

• He smiles right back at it, his smile just as fake as the doll deeply unnerves him

• “Barbatos please burn this.”

• Lucifer convinced him they could be useful by providing proof of his brothers behaving better with the elf around

• “Is that why humans bring these into their home? To frighten children with obedience? How cruel.”

• “So you’ll keep them around?” - Lucifer

• “No please destroy it—“

• Is finally convinced to use them to spy until one stands on him in the middle of the night and he reflexively combusts it and calls on Barbatos who discovers it was merely Solomon’s idea of a prank

Michael

• “…”

• “…”

• Cuts it in half with his sword

• “You have nothing more to fear, I have discarded of the frightening item.”

• Cannot fathom why human children like them or why human parents buy them

[optimisticstudentangel]

Demon Simeon Headcanons

Warning: kinda dark themes, mentions of manipulation and gaslighting, guilt tripping 

·       Firstly, you don’t really notice any change in his behavior. He seems like his past self, caring and always smiling.

·       You don’t know the feelings inside of him, raging like an uncontrollable storm. He is finally free from any judge coming from Celestial realm. But with new life, he didn’t expect so many emotions. He is angry because he lost his home, Luke will never be able look at him the same. And they probably won’t stay in touch for several centuries, until they decide to have a talk.

·       You try to be with him, and do your best in comforting him.

·       He is thankful for you staying by his side in his hard times. Later he starts using it to his privilege.

·       Saying things like: “I miss Celestial realm, my friends, and especially Luke. You would help me right?”. And you of course do what he wants just to please him.

·       He is manipulative type of demon, he prefers doing things quietly, letting others do the dirty work. He won’t admit his lies and wrongdoings. He wears a façade of the ex-angel, who only knows what’s good for all of you.

·       Continuing about his “angel-traits”, he firmly believes that demon brothers are a bad influence on you. He insists that you see them much less often. Simeon occupies you all to himself, thinking, it’s the right choice for the both of you.

·       Simeon gaslights you into thinking that he is the victim, that demon brothers don’t see him as equal. That’s why you should give your everything to him. To make him feel better.

·       He starts indulging into sin more. Being as prideful as Lucifer, becoming needy to you, and not sharing with anybody. Starts to feel envious of others demons, whom you also try to help to, then his whole mind is filled with anger, because why would you need to spend your time with anybody but him? He is so much better. He aches for your attention, thinking about you… in many other scenarios…… Simeon is hungry for you, do you acknowledge that?

·       And yet, you are not able to read his mind. You don’t even know, that his brain is filled with you… with your sweet smile, gentle voice… your beauty… your precious soul…

·       He wants to have all of you, only to himself. You don’t mind, right?

[absolutepokemontrash]

Hi! So, I absolutely love your series where the MC is the kid of Lucifer, and I was wondering if I could request that with Diavolo and Barbatos? •v•

:0 you definitely can! Right now I’m just doing Diavolo, but Barb’s will be up sometime soon!

MC is Half Demon and Oh Shit They’re Diavolo’s Kid-

Diavolo wasn’t exactly what one would expect of the prince of Hell, I mean, he was suppressing the urge to bounce in his seat from pure excitement. I mean, his exchange program was starting! Humans, demons, and angels, all together, his dream was coming true.

All that was left was for the student to arrive, the portal opened, and the human fell flat on their back. Oof, maybe Diavolo should have set up some kind of landing zone filled with pillows. No matter! The human was-

…

What peculiar eyes this human had…

Oh… oh dear…

Dad-volo

The MC was his child, no question about it. This was… very unexpected. Well, the entire assembly hall was completely quiet, and the kid looked like they were getting impatient.

“HEY! Mind telling me what the hell is going on?!”

After that, Diavolo launches into his explanation, also the explanation that he’s definitely this kid’s dad. Kid was not impressed, they tried to square up with Diavolo and Lucifer had never been more confused as to what to do.

Well, the moment MC sprouted wings and launched themselves at Diavolo, Dia caught them with one hand and continued speaking like nothing happened.

MC, please calm down… Diavolo didn’t know they existed, let him make it up to them! They’re going to stay at the Demon Lord’s Castle! Dia’s going to be a good dad!

“This feels like the plot to the world’s most messed up fairytale.” MC jammed their hands into their pockets and grumbled. “I get sucked into hell and find out I’m royalty there. Great.”

Diavolo managed to smile and awkwardly reach out to give them a pat on the head, then retracted his hand after the kid shot him a glare. “Well, it’s not a very traditional fairytale, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy your time here.”

“Mm, sure.” MC mumbled.

Okay, so his child wasn’t that enthusiastic about the exchange program, but Diavolo was sure they’d come around.

Dia tried everything he could possibly think of to get his kid to both like him and enjoy their time as an exchange student. A lot of things had… mixed results.

Also, legally recognizing MC as his child and legitimizing them caused a big stink amongst the nobles who were opposed to the exchange program to begin with. So MC then had to deal with a few assassins. Wonderful. Fantastic. Show stopping. Dia, be a good dad and comfort your angsty murder target- I MEAN preteen.

They do manage to build a good relationship fairly quickly despite their less than stellar first impressions, and Diavolo made them a promise that he knew he wouldn’t ever break: he would let them live as normal a childhood as possible.

This means that MC gets to do all the normal kid stuff that Diavolo wasn’t allowed to do. It honestly works out great for everyone. MC gets to live their life, Diavolo gets the satisfaction of knowing that his kid’s having fun, and Barbatos doesn’t need to worry about MC causing chaos in the castle.

Man… does this kid’s magic potential scare the shit out of everyone though…

Tired Uncle Lucifer

No. This has to be a violation of his worker rights. It cannot be legal for him to be this stressed.

He knew this exchange program was a bad idea. LUCIFER FUCKING KNEW IT. This kid was judging him. Why did he suddenly feel self conscious about every single one of his features? This child was picking him apart and they hadn’t even said anything!

He confiscated Asmo’s phone immediately, this was a matter of national security! Satan’s too! Beel as- oh shit Lucifer may have to give Beel the heimlich maneuver, then take his phone.

When all the brothers eventually got back to the HOL, they were greeted with Mammon getting shaken down by Levi.

“Lucifer! Ya won’t believe this! Levi- what’s wrong with you?” “The exchange student is Diavolo’s child.” “What..?” “*pops the cork off a bottle of Demonus* the exchange student’s Diavolo’s child.”

The worst part about this kid was that they took to the privileges of being royalty like a fish to water. MC went out and did whatever the fuck they wanted, and Lucifer needed to make sure a state of national emergency wasn’t called just because MC picked a fight at RAD.

It didn’t help that MC was just so unimpressed with Lucifer. Anytime Lucifer would tell them not to do something they would just raise their eyebrows and challenge his authority without saying a word.

What the fuck.jpg

The things he does for his prince boyfriend…

Cool Uncle Mammon

Huh, so this little pipsqueak is Lord Diavolo‘s kid? Hm, do ya think they’d let him into the royal treasury? No? Okay… lame.

Mammon then decides this kid would be just perfect for scamming people! Who is going to say no to the Crown Prince’s kid? A suicidal person, that’s who!

And the kid is… up for it? Wow, Mammon didn’t even have to grovel! Awesome!

It’s such a shame that Lucifer came in and promptly removed MC from Mammon’s presence. Tsk, killjoy…

Mammon and MC do get along swimmingly after MC stops angsting. Whenever they hang out it’s pure chaos.

And they would have gotten away with it too- wait, they do get away with it. Because who’s going to question the Crown Prince’s kid? >:)

Reclusive Uncle Leviathan

Levi was in the middle of throttling Mammon for his money back when Lucifer burst through the door looking like he had spent over 1000 Grimm on a gacha game only to not get the card he wanted.

And where was that human he said would be staying with them? Huh? The human’s HUH????!!!!

… wack. Maybe he shouldn’t have skipped out on that Student Council Meeting…

Either way, ew, new person he needed to talk to. NO THANKS. Well, no thanks until MC started to visit the HOL to hang out with Mammon. Of course those two normies decided to bug him. OF COURSE.

Levi finally snapped when MC loudly proclaimed that they could totally beat Levi in Mario Kart. Haha, NO. Levi challenged the little runt to a 1 v 1 race on Rainbow Road.

Kid lost. Obviously. Rainbow Road is rigged.

Honestly, kid’s alright. Still a total normie, but not completely terrible.

Cat Uncle Satan

Huh, a half human child of the soon to be demon king, how very interesting.

Oh, and just look at Lucifer’s face. :D priceless. Satan wished he was fast enough to get his DDD out to snap a picture, but he wasn’t able to…

But back to MC, oh how very intriguing. How much power do they have in comparison to Diavolo? Will using that power rip their fragile little body apart? Would they learn to control it? Satan was just dying to find out.

His feelings on the child themselves were mixed at best. They were clearly unhappy with the situation and Satan could sympathize, being thrust into a completely new world and then being told you can’t leave and are also royalty? That has to be hard. But this kid was still being an unreasonable little shit.

Satan continued to try and study MC from afar until the kid themselves walked right up to him and half demanded half pleaded for his help in studying for a test.

Not being one to avoid an opportunity to flex how smart he is, Satan agreed to help out. (Nerrrrd)

And honestly, it went well. When the kid wasn’t being a little shit, they were actually quite pleasant to be around.

Overly Affectionate Uncle Asmo

…wut

Listen, when Asmo asked Lucifer to pick a cute human, he didn’t mean cute as in CHILD.

This kid was DIAVOLO’S?! What lucky human had gotten to have the experience of [Jesus Fucking Christ, Asmo I’m not writing what he said for the sake of the nation]

Anyhoo~ little MC just made his heart go “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTE!” They were so cute Asmo could just eat them up!

But they were so mean! That scowl they always had on was going to give them wrinkles and ruin their perfectly cute face!

Sigh, oh well. He can’t manually rearrange people’s expressions. What he can do is take this child shopping. Poor Diavolo was constantly in his RAD uniform, this poor innocent baby shouldn’t have to suffer the same fate.

The kid continued to scowl at everything, but at the same time, their little quips were very entertaining. This little kid spitting verbal venom at anyone who displeased them reminded Asmo of someone… he just couldn’t place who, but they definitely had amazing hair and a cute face :3

Hungry Uncle Beel

Where’s the takeout- I mean human? What’s happening? …are all humans this small? Dang, that’s barely enough for a snack.

So the human’s not going to live with us because they’re not fully human and Diavolo’s kid? Huh. Wild. Anyway, what’s for dinner?

Beel’s not too invested in this drama, he misses Belphie too much to be that interested…

The kid’s weirdly interested in how cool and strong Beel is though. MC tails him to the gym pretty often.

Diavolo and Beel already being gym buddies send tweet-

Since this benevolent little shit likes Beel so much, they decided to take it upon themselves to help with the family drama.

Beel finds that very sweet 🥺

Murder sleepy Uncle Belphie

Oh man… if you thought Belphie was being unfair to L!MC due to their parentage… hoo boy…

When this kid waltzed up the attic steps like they ran the place, Belphie needed to hold himself back from trying to break down the door and throttle this kid.

Pff, of course Diavolo would have a half human kid. Of course.

…kid beat the shit out of him when he tried to kill them. We stan this MC.

After all is said and done, Belphie still isn’t overly fond of MC. They’re brash and rude and only funny 40% of the time. They don’t even like napping 😒

But Beel likes the little runt, so Belphie and MC put up with each other.

Bonus! Your Angelic Uncle Simeon’s Chihuahua

:0 friend!

MC: *speaks*

>:0 not friend! Begone! *throws crucifix*

[idontknowmyownmind]

An AU about Purgatory Hall resident and Mammon friendship.

Solomon

He should know better than judging someone based on how others opinion on them.

At first, he didn't want to know a single thing about the greedy demon.

But since he usually spent time with Simeon and Luke, sometimes Barbatos, he couldn't help but also spend time with Mammon because for some reason the two angels became close to the demon and often hung out together.

As the time went by, he found himself wanting to know more about the avatar of greed and crack many walls surrounding him.

At first glance, Mammon seems to be the person who is easy to crack. But Solomon found him having many, too many, layers covering him and was shocked at how high and dense the walls he built surrounded him.

Sometimes he also feels an unknown heavy feeling surrounding the demon when a certain topic is brought up.

He knows he shouldn't feel this satisfied each time he manages to make the demon open one of his layers, even just slightly, but he feels like he won something important. And it seems it's not just him who feels this way given how Luke partially glows every time Mammon shows a little of his true self and at how Simeon looks like a proud parent.

Since then he is always looking forward to the time he will spend with the demon and feels excited thinking about what he may discover next.

Luke

Luke never likes demons.

He detest them with his whole being. Or he used to.

Being friends with Mammon changed his opinion on demons for a little tiny bit.

At first, all he felt was disdain toward the demon. But he had to endure it because for some reason Simeon liked to spend his time with Mammon.

Luke didn't pay much attention before, but since he started to notice Mammon's certain behaviours, he became curious.

Whatever Simeon did that got the demon to react in such ways just perked his curiosity more.

The demon still makes fun of him but slowly it's reduced and somewhat they can be civil, maybe friendly, toward each other.

The more he observes the demon, the more he realizes that the Mammon he knows all this time is not the real him.

He then realized what Simeon had been doing, to crack Mammon and let him be himself.

So he started to help and also he wanted to know more about him.

Simeon

It can be said that Simeon knew Mammon longer than Luke or Solomon.

But despite that, he never really interacts with him.

Back when he was still an angel, Simeon heard a lot of things about him but never got a chance to discover it himself because he spent more time with Lucifer.

They did interact before, but he doesn't think it can be called that with how minimum it happened.

When he heard about the exchange program, he was kind of excited to meet an old friend and see how the brothers were doing.

They change, of course, but they still have some past traits in them.

He wants to at least be close with one of the brothers. He considers Lucifer but he doesn't think it can happen at how busy the demon and the other brothers' interaction with him in the past can be counted with one hand, except for one.

Even though limited, his interaction with Mammon is still more than with the other brothers so he tries to be close with him.

Simeon found Mammon doesn't change that much, or so he thought. The more he observes the demon the more sure he is. Mammon may carry himself like how he remembers but it's different, so different, as if there is an invisible chain grounding him and a lock that locks him inside.

From the surface he seemed to carry himself high but what Simeon sees is how he hides himself from everything outside.

He becomes more determined to let him out from whatever prison he locks himself into.

At least when he is with them, he doesn't need to pretend to be himself.

Bonus

Barbatos

The first time he sees the brother, his first impression is to be expected for angels who just fall from grace.

But one individu caught his interest.

People may take more notice of Lucifer with how he carries himself and the aura surrounding him, but what Barbatos wants to learn more is actually the second born.

Being the personal servant of the prince makes Barnatos don't have time to know more.

No one doubts how beautiful Lucifer was as an angel and how fitting he is as a demon. But Barbatos is more enchanting toward Mammon who didn't look like a high ranking angel but everything about him was the definition of what is angel and how despite being a demon he still somewhat still brings the angelic features of himself.

As the avatar of greed, of course he is greedy of everything, especially valuable materials, but he also gives and gives what he has.

It's rare for Barbatos to see Mammon but when the time brings him, he is always looking forward. What unsettled him is how he feels like Mammon becoming less and less of himself every time they meet.

There was a time when the two of them were left alone in silence. It was uncomfortable and suffocating at first but he didn't know how it happened, the next thing that happened was they were involved with an abstract and unimportant debate. But he would lie if he said he didn't enjoy the childish banter that happened. And at some point, Mammon gives in a laugh and he can't help himself to not laugh softly because he thinks Mammon looks better like this than how he usually is.

When he sees the Purgatory Hall resident become friends with Mammon and how he becomes more of the person he met at beginning make him uncharacteristically happy and proud.

Bonus bonus

The brothers

They don't know since when Mammon became close with the angels and the sorcerer.

But they found it in a bizarre, and somewhat unpleasant feeling, moment when they were gathering in the student council room with the exchange students.

They were surprised to hear Mammon's laughter. It's not because it is so sudden that it disturbs them, no, but it's more because of the fact of how genuine and happy he sounds. Something they didn't realize they had not heard for a long time. His laughter is melodious and brings a warm feeling to whoever heard it and the brothers almost forget how it sounds. Whatever the angels say gets a reaction of a full body laughter from Mammon, a sign he enjoys himself and feels content and happy. At that moment the brothers realized that the laugh Mammon let out all this time was forced and fake. Because right now, Mammon sounds so happy and having fun. His laugh sounds so free, nothing strains them, and he lets it out with all his well being to show that he really enjoys himself. And at how they also notice how free and open Mammon talks with them like he doesn't have any secret to hide, that and the ever present smile or grin adoring his handsome features. So different at how he usually interacts with the brothers. Lucifer looks tense and presses his lip in a thin line. Levi clutch his DDD too tight while pretending to focus on it. Satan bit his inside cheek and pretended to focus on his book to not let his anger take control which surprised him at how angry he felt about it. Asmo pretends to focus on his nails while he ball his fist. Beel continues to eat but it slows down as he frowns at his food. Belphie pretends to sleep and buries his face on his pillow while he clutches onto it.

[otome-on-the-side]

I think a lot about the fact that the brothers are an insanely interesting snapshot of a non traditional family that’s been like. Forcibly snapped into one by fandom. Like.

They don’t judge who’s eldest by actual age, rather by jockeying for power into an order they’re more or less happy with: Lucifer cannot submit to any of his ‘brothers’ not only because of his pride, but because he truly feels responsible for each and every one of them’s safety. Satan was ‘born’, or rather, became his own person last, yet he’s the fourth ‘eldest’. The twins are powerful as hell but they love their brothers and don’t feel any need to climb for more power- they’d rather be indulged and spoiled by their ‘elders’.

They’re a chess-set of angels that left god. Despite their origins, no one seems to have any real problem shipping Lucifer and Simeon, because, in a sense they’ve both lost that connection to each other.

Yet in season 3, Simeon admits to loving Lucifer while they were still angels: still does, in fact- yet no one is crying incest.

We don’t ascribe these roles to Simeon and Lucifer because they never fell into adoptive sibling dynamics- but, the brothers themselves aren’t fully human. They weren’t raised with such dynamics, and in game they don’t fully adhere to them for good reason: pandering

But my ‘serious’ point is: They aren’t human. They’re a collection of angels who live together due to shared trauma and comfort- becoming something of a ‘brotherhood’. Becoming any one of each others partners would be a messy time bomb of trauma none of them wants to talk about or work out with each other- but who else would know what it’s like? They live communally, like they did in heaven: they all know if ANY of them lived alone, none of them can handle it.

So like. My point here isn’t “the brothers aren’t brothers” but rather “the brothers aren’t siblings” which is a distinction that feels really important to me. Their nontraditional, messy family where they often play flirt with each other means a lot to my queer ass.

[demonsandco]

Oh my god wait, so based on the one speed driver post.

Considering Solomon and MC, when they are in the human world, they probably hang out all the time like a pair of BFFS. Which means they drive around a lot.

His speediness would not only get him in trouble with cops nearby, but also the brothers, the angels, and probably Diavolo and Barbatos if they found out and they most certainly would if something bad happened. (TW for some people maybe? Be sure to put it in there just to be safe).

No one gets hurt, but like if Solomon just ran into a field with some damage to the car for example. Simeon and Luke would be quite mad and give him a scolding. However, I can’t say exactly the same for the brothers. Especially Lucifer or Satan knowing their anger, Solomon better make some good teleportation plans. Diavolo and Barbatos? Perhaps a mix of what the brothers and angels would feel. Although I think Barbatos would find a way to temporarily take Solomons car away, idk how but he would and if anybody’s asks he’d just have this small knowing smirk and he wouldn’t answer you. I know Dia would be upset, but I’m not sure what he would do.

Oh I can totally see this happening! MC is one of the only humans that understands Solomon and tolerates his presence, so it's no surprise that he finds himself spending a lot of time with them in the human realm, and long drives are a perfect way to do so. Of course, considering it's Sol we're talking about, something always ends up going wrong.

(mention of speeding/minor car accidents under the cut)

Solomon is the type of person to take problems in stride, and he'd find the whole thing quite amusing! Neither him or MC are hurt, and any damage to the car can easily be magicked away, so why bother getting upset? He'll promise to be more careful next time, at least, but he definitely won't change his driving habits.

The angels would both play the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" card when they hear about the incident. It's not really the accident itself that upsets the two of them, considering that nothing bad actually happened, but rather the fact that he was driving unsafely in the first place. Luke especially has a whole lecture about the importance of following rules prepared for the next time he sees Solomon, while Simeon just gives him a look of disapproval.

The brothers would all be quite upset about the whole thing, but they don't get too genuinely mad. MC was in a lot more danger living in the Devildom among hungry demons, than they were while driving with Solomon. Most of their qualms are related to the fact that Solomon was getting to spend so much time with MC, and he wastes it by crashing his car and potentially scaring them. Mammon and Lucifer would be the most upset about him endangering MC, but they don't have much room to judge considering the two of them are just as chaotic in the road. They'd let him off with a warning and some thinly veiled threats, but it's clear that they won't be so nice if it happens again.

Asmo would be rather disappointed, too, fussing over them and making sure that neither of them have any minor scrapes or bruises from the incident. He makes a big fuss about not being invited in the first place, too, despite both of them having his pact and Solomon having the ability to summon him very easily.

Barbatos would definitely take the opportunity to ground Solomon from any form of driving for a while, feeling quite smug about having an excuse to punish the sorcerer. Perhaps this way, they'd have a reason to call upon him for assistance, too, to act as a chauffer of sorts. He's not at all fazed by the incident, though, having had millennia now to get accustomed to Solomon troublemaking, while also trusting him to not actually endanger MC.

Diavolo is caught in a dilemma, though. On one hand, he honestly thinks the little road trips sound like a lot of fun and wishes he could've been invited along. He almost wants to just laugh the whole thing off, considering no harm was done, but he worries about the impact on Solomon and MC's reputations. He can't have his first human exchange students getting in legal trouble, after all.

He supports Barbatos in confiscating Solomon's car for a bit, and takes the opportunity to have a serious conversation with Sol. In the end, though, the talk ends up being less about telling him to abide by the rules, and more about telling him to be more discreet with his troublemaking. He may also request to be invited on one of these drives once the car is returned, in the hope that he'd have the chance to take some time off and experience something new and exciting! They'd better not offer to let him drive, though. He'd be even worse than Solomon about following the rules, considering he doesn't even know what they are.

[animeomegas]

Who are most likely to forgive their alpha for flirting with others and who would resent them for it? (Not seriously flirting, just always being charming and giving compliments to other omegas)

(Ooh, an interesting idea! Thanks for sending this is! <3)

Who is chill/happy with a flirty alpha:

1. Asmo – Of course he has no problems with it! Flirting with people is fun, after all, and he certainly didn’t stop flirting with random alphas after he got mated. Asmo would love a flirty alpha so much because it would make him feel less guilty for being himself and also, he really wants to try flirting with someone at the same time as his alpha. He wants to see how people react when faced with 2x the charm!

2. Simeon – He thinks that being charming and sweet to everyone is one of his alpha’s best qualities. Simeon views it as pure friendliness and he loves that his alpha takes the time to brighten other peoples’ days. Everyone knows that the best people to go to when you’re feeling down is Simeon and his alpha, who between them have a perfect balance of good advice, charming ego boosters and overwhelming charisma.

3. Sai – Being charming and nice to people is how one makes friends, so he thinks it’s perfectly normal. He tries similar strategies but somehow, they don’t have as high a success rate… Maybe he should take notes next time his alpha is making friends at a party or bar and try it like they do?

4. Zen – Hell yeah, his alpha has game! He is so attracted to the idea of being in a power couple, so an alpha who can more than hold their own socially is right up his alley. Together they can charm anyone and everyone! They can make anyone envious! Him and his alpha are truly an unstoppable couple, and he definitely takes this as a sign that you are soulmates.

5. Denki – Denki has so much love to give, so he assumes that his alpha is the same and that they choose to express love through charm and compliments. His alpha always makes people smile, and that makes Denki smile in turn. Bringing a little happiness wherever they go is something Denki admires about his alpha. And anyway, Denki is a sucker for joke flirting, so he can hardly criticise.

6. Hairo – He adores an alpha who gives lots of compliments to everyone because he does the same! There is nothing more rewarding than bringing out the best in someone by reminding them of their capabilities and good qualities in his opinion, so he’s thrilled that his alpha agrees with him on that. Going through a hard time? Go visit Hairo and his mate, they’ll fill you with motivation and confidence, free of charge.

7. Julian – He feels so proud whenever he watches his mate spit game whenever they go out. He watches from afar, arms crossed over his chest, a small smile on his face as you charm the bartender into giving you discounted drinks. Julian can be quite the flirt himself, so he is quite relieved that his alpha is the same and understands him in that way. He also finds it very hot when his alpha oozes charm. Julian is a flirt, but it all crumbles when someone calls his bluff, but you on the other hand? Always smooth and collected. It makes Julian more than a little hot around the collar.

Who despises a flirty alpha:

1. Levi – He is not the avatar of Envy for no reason. Levi is very insecure and very jealous. When his alpha gives compliments to other omegas, Levi takes it as a direct attack on his character and assumes that he doesn’t have whatever you’re praising and therefore you are inevitably going to leave him for this obviously superior person. He throws little tantrums whenever his alpha is too flirty with someone else and they always end in tears. Even an alpha who is just socially adept, not flirty, will make his jealously raise its head, because why would someone who can be so confident in public want to be with a shut-in, loser otaku like him?? He will eventually get over very innocent socialisation, but actual flirting is something he can never deal with.

2. Sasuke – He hates it. He always scoffs and rolls his eyes whenever his alpha is too friendly with someone else, making his displeasure known. He’s a jealous person by nature, most Uchiha are (they have stronger possessive instincts over mates in their clan), so this would make him surly and frustrated. If the flirting was too obvious and continuous, he would grow to doubt his partner’s fidelity, which is never a good sign for a relationship, so Sasuke’s alpha would need to tone it way down for him, or at least stick to flirting when Sasuke wasn’t there, but that might make him even more suspicious if he ever found out.

3. Neji – Neji feels humiliated if his alpha is flirting with others. How dare they make a show of flaunting themselves like they’re single?! He fumes with an angry and humiliated flush on his cheeks as his alpha flirts. He feels like everyone is judging him and his relationship when his alpha is too friendly with other omegas, after all, people must be thinking that he is doing a poor job of keeping his mate happy if they have to find other people to act like that with. He thinks it’s shameful to act that way when mated, and he will tell his alpha that. For the sake of their relationship, his alpha better cease that behaviour immediately.

4. Yoosung – He is another one who is very insecure. He gets pouty and upset when his alpha flirts and compliments other omegas because they should be complimenting him and giving him attention. He’s their mate, right? He doesn’t know how to manage these feelings and will either get drunk and cry, or follow his alpha everywhere and drape himself over them constantly to ward off other omegas. If it continues, he will take this flirting as a sign that he loves his alpha more than his alpha loves him. Yoosung is very in love with the idea of a fairy tale romance, and this definitely wasn’t part of the plan!

5. Bakugou – He gets angry to hide his conflicting feelings. On one hand, of course his alpha would be stupid to leave him, he’s the best! On the other hand, he’s a very non-traditional omega and while he loves who he is in many ways, that doesn’t mean that everyone else does, quite the contrary in fact. He confronts his alpha every time, shouting at them to just leave if they’re planning on cheating on him. Flirting with certain people (cough Midoryia cough) will make him very, very angry/upset. It’s best for his blood pressure if his alpha learns new ways of social interaction that don’t include flirting.

6. Kusuo – Kusuo is quite possessive, even if he won’t admit that to himself. He craves affection and attention from his alpha in a way he’s never felt before. He likes to spend time with his alpha alone, just the two of them, and that’s when he’s the happiest, so when other people appear to be getting in the way of that? Huh, the other person just remembered that they left the oven on and have to go home. What a coincidence. Whenever his alpha goes anywhere, Kusuo invites himself along, and this goes double if his alpha is flirty. They won’t be flirting with anyone, not of Kusuo’s watch.

7. Light – He’s too arrogant and possessive to deal with a flirty alpha. He’s the only one that should be receiving compliments and romantic attention from his alpha. They’re his, and only his. Light very much understands playing a perfect charismatic character in public, but his alpha always seems a little too genuine, a little too willing to flirt even when there’s nothing for them to gain from it. It makes him suspicious. It’s all or nothing. His alpha either commits fully to him, or he gets rid of them.

8. Jumin – That sort of behaviour is far too close to that of his father for him to be comfortable. He’s seen his father go through girlfriend after girlfriend, flirting with everyone and anyone, and it always ends badly. Jumin feels betrayed and shuts down before he can be hurt by a rejection. Cheating/flirting is too traumatic a topic for him to deal with on a daily basis. He appreciates an alpha that can be charming with his clients when it’s required, but any more than that will lead to serious trust issues. He promised himself that he would never turn into his father or allow someone to treat him like his father treats his conquests and he intends to keep that promise.