#so is his wife

[fluffykittensox]

Warning: Do NOT read the article if you even half think you might not be able to. It’s beyond bad. Neil is evil

[larz-barz]

y’all this song perfectly describes tanjmilo

especially the lines “Life was so cruel before I met you” for Tanjiro to Milo and “Now you showed me how to take care of myself” for Milo to Tanjiro like it’s perfect

also the girl is kinda how i imagine Milo’s singing voice to sound, she has a very quiet talking voice (except in a few instances *cough cough* @muichinno knows what i mean lol) so her singing voice mirrors that:3

[wigglecoin]

you fool, mr white is the rat

breaking bad ratatouille

[jcams88]

Hey just saying that if you're gonna be an absolute Chuckle Fuck and try to yell at the business agent (ya know, the guy who decided whether you work or not) for the union, you may want to wait until AFTER you've been voted in to said union. Just a thought...

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

[peanutseagle]

Yeah. so. episode three

[bug-hearted]

bill likes to prank fiddleford sometimes. it gets very funny

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[borgialucrezia]

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[ckarlova]

Joel is COOKING this season of hermitcraft. Everyone is too afraid to stop him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe

[inkedberries]

if any one of you missed me it's because i've been playing hades game nonstop since a month ago and there have been shown no signs of stopping as of yet i love my silly boys

[chez-cinnamon]

A Familiar Fondness...

Episode 3 will now be my personality for the next few days (Dad Kinger for the win !!!!!)

[crsssie]

husband - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

Every now and then, Simon gets a student who doesn’t seem to get it past their skull that he’s happily married and not looking for a side chick or mistress.

He can usually tell in the first handful of classes, brow raised as they ask him to visit office hours, shirt peeking a little too low, smile a little too uncanny for his taste. He finds that typically as long as he plays uninterested and talk more about his wife, most of them learn to back down.

Now, occasionally, he gets a student who just doesn’t back down.

In those cases, he entertains the office hours, forcing you to stay back and lounge on the couch when they visit, extra affectionate with you when they walk in, ring on his finger extra polished and your matching one visible when you work.

You find it hilarious when you reach for his tea, lips around his straw as you continue to work on your research, drinking up the way his student’s eye twitches at his blatant displays of affection. You’re his “beloved” when the student walks in, and his “one and only” when they’re almost out of hearing range. You get a kiss when you walk him to class, and you peek into his class so much more to drop off drinks as long as the student doesn’t back down.

He refuses to hold an office hour with the student if you’re not available to hang around. He’d much rather be called a shitty professor than a shitty husband.

He can find another job. Not another you.

[bobaenjoyer]

who gave odysseus permission to be so "oh my gawd penelope stawp i'm so petite and don't want to get my toes wet" right after going on his villain arc? and why did he eat it up as well?

"...captain why are you kicking your feet and giggling" - eurylochus at some point probably