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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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vent under the cut (TWs in the tags):
im not sick until im completely unable to walk or stay quiet im not sick until i can’t keep myself from screaming im not sick until im a danger to others im not sick until i throw up and somebody can confirm i did im not sick until my stomach and intestines feel like theyre going to explode out my skin and the doctor confirms im in pain im not sick until im unable to stand up im not sick until im unable to walk up the stairs im not sick until im unable to eat im not sick until im unable to attend school every day im not sick until my friends all leave me behind im not sick until i fail every single class im not sick until my mum says i am im not sick until the doctors listen to me im not sick until they stop listening to my parents im not sick until im dying im not sick until im dead
im not sick. just dramatic.
#im not sick#my mother swears i’m not#so i’m not :3#not much i can do abt that haha#tw vent#tw very brief body horror#tw child medical neglect?#idk it’s not really neglect i guess it’s an overstatement#yeesh what’s up with all that?
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David Tennant being a lifelong Doctor Who fan who was inspired by the show to act, becoming the Doctor and Ncuti Gatwa who watched David Tennant and was inspired to act, playing the Doctor opposite David’s Doctor is the most beautiful thing
#This is a fanboy moment of immense proportions#Also they are both so silly it’s perfect#Dw spoilers#Doctor who#david tennant#ncuti gatwa#10th doctor#14th doctor#15th doctor#I’m just thinking of “I saw a regeneration scene on tv aged 3 and decided to be an actor” tennant#And ‘I watched David Tennant”s hamlet before drama school and realized that’s what an actor should be and what I should aspire to” ncuti#And that hug is so wholesome#it’s really come full circle#Also we can’t forget Mel for being the no 1 hype woman there
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guiding light
#horses#horse art#painting#gouache#illustration#sketchbook#art#glowing horse is an oc i’m working on!! hopefully more about her soon <4#<3#i’m so happy with this#it’s royal talens gouache over a base layer of gansai tambi#oc: polaris#oc#horse
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how i feel about all the changes in s3
#listen i understand complaints and feeling disappointed but y’all gotta remember there’s always the og campaign#there were questionable choices definetly but being negative about it on the internet just does disservice to all the good stuff#it ain’t perfect i miss the group kill but i’m honestly blaming steaming’s whole ‘every season must be the same length’ model#like this season really could’ve used an extra 3 episodes but alas! they made it as solid as possible for tv in that time!#tlovm#critical role#the legend of vox machina#tlovm season 3#also kiki resurrecting percy near and dear to my heart but also the vax percy bond and getting to see more of percy’s torment mmmm#also the cr cast are clearly having fun with it so its not like some foreign entity is committing sacrilege when they change stuff!
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the cunty fuzzy octoling from splatoon
#again i’m so sorry lesbians#(i’m not)#splatoon 3#splatoon#halloween#cosplay#i’m fully capable of taking professional quality cosplay pics#but that phone + mirror + no makeup just vibes combo beckons to me…#i’ve had this one in the works since. since 2022.#the SECOND they dropped this baddie i knew it was joever#squidposting
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have doodle lol
functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore
#sonadow#? i guess#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sth fanart#sonic the hedghog fanart#my art#sketch#sonic to shadow after shadow generations#but dw guys i’m doing fine#work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day#30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN#like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy#just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make#ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR#DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6#anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy#i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing
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I was practicing with clothes and got a little carried away~
Also a little contribution for the tailor!Astarion au, because my Tav is a bard with a noble background and usually has a need in fancy outfits.
#i also do think he would like to try to open the workshop after the game events#I’m trying to add something on the background lately because it’s my weakest spot#and I need to consider more on astarion's postgame attire cause in my head it worked better#but all in all i like what i’ve done#so excited for the upcoming patch cause larian finally added the college of glamour subclass which fits the best for morwie!!!#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#astarion x tav#bg3 art#bg3 tav#bard tav#oc: morwyn#my art#artists on tumblr
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deaf!bakugou likes to feel the vibrations of your body.
to paint a clear picture, he doesn’t have his hearing aids in, and you two are in resting in bed after a few rounds of making love (and consoling your fiancée when he started tearing up and signing about how he was fucking pissed he couldn’t hear you moaning his name)
the sun’s orange glow as it sets just outside your window beams a gorgeous light onto you both, glistening with sweat. it’s a comfortable few minutes before you remember a juicy story you’d overheard earlier that day, and you gently tap the space next to your lover (you didn’t have to though cuz he was already staring at you with cheesy adoration).
you slightly pull yourself away from his beefy chest to begin expressively signing your daily piece of gossip. you always speak out loud when you sign, even though you know he can’t hear you. and as you’re signing with speedily, facial expressions big and enthusiastic, katsuki’s eyes dart to your lips every two seconds, nostalgically remembering the sound of your gorgeous voice before the war.
he huffs, signing wait. you pause with confusion before he shuffles forward so two of his fingers could rest on your throat. he feels you swallow and a little grin writes itself upon his face. he gives you a tiny nod to continue. and he smiles at the heavy buzzing against his digits.
#katsuki bakugou thoughts <3#wrote this so quick lol i’ll fix it later#anyways i’m having a meltdown thinking abt deaf bakugou rn stop#also im literally at my friend’s bday party hiding in the bathroom > <#loser girl core#katsuki bakugou#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugo fluff#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo#bakugo#bakugo katsuki#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki fluff#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki x you#mha#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#bakugo x you
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i would like for someone to turn my brain off by fucking me stupid and loving me extra after
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Kinda need to have sex in a hot boxed car. Like I want to be hazily touching up on someone and every breath and pant is just getting us higher. To be surrounded by the heavy smell of weed, stuck in a cramped space, groping and pleasing each other through our clothes while everything feels so good.
#sorry for all the intox posts recently#schools starting soon so I’m smoking more often while I can <3#intox#intox k1nk#weed intox#intox fantasy#intoxication play#intox play#t4t ns/fw#ftm t4t#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#t4t#t4t mlm#ftm dom#ftm daddy#t4t puppy#ftm ns/fw
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New Patreon tier art now FNAF themed,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf 2#fnaf 3#my sona#chica the chicken#mangle#balloon boy#springtrap#the puppet#freddy fazbear#Patreon#more revamping art for Patreon!!#I’m super happy how all this turned out#the idea is each tier is based off the nights#so night 1 might 2 etc#and then I made each tier based off one of the first 3 games#I think it came out really nice!!#a real sense of place..#tysm for everyone who decided to follow my patreon and what not#announcements coming soon!#keep those eyes out!! 👀#been working really hard to finish off the art for all this pff
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Four Swords/Adventures is a game about friendship and teamwork…
and patience and communication and self control and
#teamwork isn’t effective if you’ve got 4 dumbasses passing around the same braincell#four swords ily#replayed anniversary edition and adventures a few months ago#so fun <3#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#tloz#loz#zelda#four swords#fs link#link#green link#vio link#red link#blue link#purple link#shadow link#vaati#uuumm I’m forgetting my tags#art#artists on tumblr#my art
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The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.
#it’s just???#at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world#why is death from stress the end game for so many of them#this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life#rambling#I still never got over miura’s passing man#and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork#it’s just… all so bleak#fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful#your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now#I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good#this should be normalized
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hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk
theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:
#period products#menstruation#what the fuck what the fuck!!!#i know i probably shouldn’t be surprised but wtffff#idk what to tag this but#science#menstrual bleeding#heavy bleeding#period problems#reproductive health#alt text#described#physical health#blood mention tw#periods#edit: btw I skimmed the article overview and I’m glad to say it seems very inclusive#so once again: terfs can go fuck themselves in the not pleasant way <3#it always bears repeating and I will ad naseum
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baldurs gate 3 companion headcanons:
- gale talks in his sleep
- astarion once made karlach laugh so hard that she sprayed fire out of her nose
- shadowheart can and will hurt anyone on purpose, but if she accidentally hits someone/steps on their foot she secretly feels REALLY bad about it
- when karlach told gale she hadn’t read a book since primary school he nearly passed out
- wyll is an emotional drunk. he has cried about the stars being beautiful and about how proud he is of his companions
- lae’zel learned her favorite trick from some of the tiefling children: sticking her tongue out at people she hates
- when she thinks everyone is asleep, jaheira sings old lullabies. minsc and wyll are the only ones who have heard, but they don’t say anything because they don’t want her to stop
- the children love to put flowers in halsin’s hair. he loves it too, and will return the favor if they ask. he once did it to an unenthusiastic astarion, who ended up secretly liking it
- minsc takes the BEST care of his nails. boo’s too, obviously. he has let yenna paint them once or twice
- everyone has a lowkey crush on wyll
- when no one is looking, astarion likes to feed and pet scratch and the owlbear, making comments about how they’re the cutest ones there (besides him) and no one gets him like they do
- karlach asked wyll for dance lessons. she never quite gets the hang of it, but she has fun, and wyll is proud of her
- astarion and shadowheart pretend to hate each other, but gossip about everyone else when they’re not looking
- everyone actually really enjoys gale’s cooking but they’d rather die than admit that
- girls night: shadowheart and lae’zel are at each other’s throats with daggers. karlach is passed out on the floor. jaheira is drinking all the ale she can find. everything’s on fire. the next day they look back on this fondly
- boys night: halsin and gale are laying on the ground to look at the stars, stoned out of their minds. wyll and astarion are pouring their hearts out to each other. minsc and boo are making dirt castles. the next day they pretend none of it happened
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#shadowheart#lae'zel#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#halsin#jaheira#minsc#gale dekarios#guys I’m in so deep. I finally get all the hype for this game#anyway pls enjoy I had fun doing these#my post
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