#so i stand by it

[clotpolesonly]

facebook stop advertising yarn sales to me at 8am when my impulse control is low challenge

[scaly-freaks]

I can never just tell someone to "fuck off" when they hurt me. Why does it always have to be "when you take your final breath, I hope the horror and misery of your wasted life converges on you in a moment of blinding clarity and you die afraid."

[mawofthemagnetar]

Me every time Keralis isn’t in something (MCC, Traffic, etcetera):

[someabsolutenonsense]

John & Alecto + “If I May Have It When It’s Dead” by Emily Dickinson

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Why do you encourage suicide? I've been right on the edge of killing myself and I was in more emotional pain than anyone should ever experience. Telling someone to kill themselves is not very kind.

It’s funny

[flawlessflesh]

a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

[shepscapades]

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

[cartoonscientist]

roblox dress to kill is like everskies for people who think that bats are rodents

[koddlet]

personal rules for winter ❄

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[maniaeofmadness]

I am a firm believer that Stan and Mabel are not the "dumber" twins. They just aren't as interesting in 'nerd' stuff like Ford and Dipper are.

Stan was able to rebuild like 90% of the portal with only the 1 of the journals, most likely having to teach himself advanced mathematics and scientific theories to even understand what the thing is. It barely took him a few weeks to get the portal up and running after getting the other two journals. Not to mention how he was able to create a business and keep people entertained at his day job. The man is smart.

Mabel is able to create sweaters at the drop of a hat. If you don't know anything about knitting, it takes a lot of math and planning to be able to make a sweater, and Mabel is constantly making them for everyone around her. She made a full 2 act puppet shows with musical numbers and sets and well made puppets in like a week. She may not be interested in the 'nerd' stuff like Dipper, but she's creative and thinks in innovative ways.

Both of them are amazingly charismatic. They can make friends and bond with those around them easily, whether it be for business purposes like Stan or simply childlike positivity like Mabel.

They aren't dumb.

[chilope]

zero respect when people get all "oh nooooo i sure hope this post doesn't get a zillion noootes teehee, stop reblogging I can't have this be what people remember me for 🥺🤭" all coy and shit when the option to disable reblogs is right there. strangle that post in its crib to prove you're not a poser.

[etchif]

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light