#so i just watched barbie

[crazy-together-reddie]

Holy shit that movie was fucking beautiful

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla will never be sorry for anything

Yes I still ship them and no I will never stop shipping them

Original tweet here

[scrimbler]

[lomlompurim]

What if instead of waking up in the mushroom body, sqq woke up in a doll.

Something something while lbh was away in the abyss, sqq without noticing offended a misterious (demonic-succubi-esque???) cultivator with a weird thing for making dolls. She had dolls all over her secret workshop that she very kindly let him into when she heard about the famous Xiu Ya sword being in the city.

What she wanted of him? Who knows, sqq couldn't bring himself to care. She probably wanted his money or try to steal his hair, the hair of those dolls seemed very much like real hair, although he had to admit the level of details on these dolls were amazing.

(she wanted to trick him into buying one of her cursed dolls and steal his life energy little by little, but got wifebeamed by widow sqq during their conversation about how talented she was to be able to make so many dolls, and without really understanding he rejected her with little to no emotion on his face)

So she cursed him, and since sqq didn't feel anything bad at the moment he thought it just didn't work and left, not sparing the curse a single thought after their encounter.

The rest of the story goes as usual, excep that after he self detonates his soul doesn't go into the mushroom body, instead it got directly into the shape of a doll in the workshop of this woman.

His first thought is thinking someone snitched the mushroom body bc wtf wasn't he supposed to wake up under the dirt??? Why this place smells slightly familiar? Like paint and humidity and floral perfumes?? and why everything looks fucking giganourmus?!?! A teapot should NOT look that big from his position....Oh no, did the mushroom body turned out as small as a squirrel? WhAT is happening?!

And then he looks at his arms and legs, and he has joints. White paper skin with joints in his wrists, elbows, torso, waist, knees, feet. And he panics, a lot.

The woman who cursed him starts monologuing about how she trapped him now, and you are mine, I made this doll specially for you master shen, this is my revenge for your insolence to leave me yada yada- Sqq stoped listening a while ago.

Somehow he manages to escape from this woman and now he is roaming around as the size of some apples. Everything is huge. Everything is dangerous, even the grasshopers! And this body is fragile! He can't feel heat nor cold, neither hunger or other things, but he is useless with no spiritual veins inside, and if someone is not looking carefully, they might crush him. And the way back to cq is gonna be a hell of a trip! But he needs airplane to fix this. He can't stay as a doll forever! He needs a mushroom body and then fly into the sunset far from this mess! Adiós! Goodbye! So his new plan is to infiltrate into cang qiong, look for that rat and disappear. Sneaking into some disciple's pouch must be enough to break in.

Something something it only had passed a few months since lbh stole sqq's body and everything is still very fresh. CQ mountain is a hot mess. Sqh frankly needs to lay down and take a nap. Lqg keeps figthing with Lbh practially every day and coming back beaten bloody, he has his king pestering him and a lot of paperwork to do, Lbh is a pain in the ass, Yqy is really close to snap and start a war with HHP, and he knows nothing about his bro. So yeah. Such a great time to be alive.

The mushroom bodies should had been ready, right? He must be alright...Yeah. He has enough already to keep him busy. Cucumber bro is gonna come out and stumble across at any moment. No one would bat an eye if he takes a nap, right? He deserves it. He is overworked enough for another lifetime, his head hurts, his bones hurt everywhere, a short nap should be fine...

Until he feels something small tugging his robes and a cold tiny finger poking his eyelids. But he doesn't want to. He is very comfortable on the floor of his office. Whatever bird decided to pick a fight with his face can keep trying.

"AIRPLANE, WAKE UP, YOU HACK! I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS! WHY IS A WITCH WITH ANACHRONISTIC HAUNTED DOLLS IN THIS NOVEL? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

That voice. That fucking annoying voice was of just one person and one person only. He opened his eyes, looking for the source of the unmistakable voice of his No1 hater, but he came across with a pretty porcelain doll. With a very ugly sneer in it's face.

"W-Wha-?...Bro-?!"

"Fucking finally! Why are you sleeping on the floor in your ofice?! I was looking around your bedroom like an idiot! Do you know how close I was to falling from your window?!"

-TBC-

[unipacas]

double date :3

[thapunqueen]

HE RADIATES PANSEXUAL KENERGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO I WILL NOT ARGUE JUST AGREE WITH ME !!!!

[puppyeared]

doodles of my fav sillies

anton belongs to @poicyss

[tittyblade]

okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

[sunshineandlyrics]

Thank you Ryan for bringing the Kenergy (10 March 2024)

[ahollowgrave]

-- Nite's Knight. (feat. @iron-sparrow's stalwart Obsidian.)

[crystallizsch]

“…..You didn’t tell me we were watching horror movies?!”

Yuuna Perla (& Grim) Ramshackle Sleepover (fan event by @gl00myb3arz)

[silliemop]

GIRLSS NIGHTTT!! 

[ohtobedevoured]

Oversimplifying relationships-

Marius and Sulla: Friends to lovers gone wrong

Pompey and Caesar: "I need head" taken too seriously

Antony and Octavian: Marriage was disaster, divorce was political calamity

[unexpectedbrickattack]

how do you feel about peppino x vigilante? i feel like it has potential but i've never seen anyone else ship it

It is SO funny that u ask this bc i was JUST thinking about them, and how if i made a human design for vigi then id never be normal (oops). theyd be the most uneventful old man couple and i love that for them. thank u for this ask and for reading my mind so take this thing i sketched out a couple days ago

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

The Barbie movie was one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen, and I loved every second of it.

As someone who just knows a bunch of random Barbie doll facts and has a special interest in dolls, I had the time of my life watching that movie lol.

My sister and my mom were so lost with all the doll references, while I was sitting there geeking out when Allan actually said “I’m Allan, I’m Ken’s buddy. All his clothes fit me” like I was so hyped and at the end when I was talking about it they were like “I didn’t even understand who Allan was??” 😭