#so i flushed it down the toilet

[balkanradfem]

a nasty BUG just tried to TAKE MY LIFE (I found a tick on my leg)

[melon-moth]

instagram liked these so you all get to see them too

PROSHIP DNI

[byfulcrums]

Honkai Star Rail is officially the funniest game Hoyoverse has ever made

[drunkonduty]

Its 4:45 am rn rewatching ew

Transgender real

[hereissomething]

had a rly bad time trying to get my meds today, and after a day long struggle between doctors and pharmacists it looks im going without. ngl, i feel awful. it'd be rly nice if anyone wanted to toss me $3 on kofi. ko-fi.com/phuzface

[ryp3004]

The aftermath of the fight

Wes knocked on the door to Mr. O’Brine’s room, shuffling on his feet nervously. He had never seen Ryanne like that before. He didn’t even think she could get upset. Of course, he’s kicking himself for it now. He can’t believe he’d been so stupid. He was so used to Ryanne going along with whatever he came up with that he didn’t even ask if she’d be okay with this.

The door unlocks with a soft click, and Wes makes sure the hallway is empty before slipping in.

Fuck, she was crying. 

“Hey, I’m sorry, Ryanne. I’m so sorry, babe.” He holds her, burying his face in her hair. She smells like cherries and vanilla. “I shouldn’t have said that stuff. I wasn’t thinking…”

She shakes her head, pulling away from him with a sniff and wipes her eyes.

“No… You wanted it to look real. You didn’t know I’d react like that. I didn’t know I’d react like that.” She sighs and sits on the desk across from him, Wes taking the hint to do the same. Her eyes are dim and vulnerable when she looks at him. God, she looks so sad.

“Wes, can I tell you a secret?”

“Of course, babe, anything.”

Ryanne fidgets with the hem of her dress for a moment, collecting her thoughts.

“I was… I was happy when my grandparents died.” 

Wes blinks.

“Or, not happy, I was relieved. Th-they weren’t very nice to me.” She explains quickly. “They used to dress me up in these tight clothes and parade me around like I was a dog. I had… I have to be perfect. I’m useless if I’m not. Everything is my fault. I was too lazy, I was too stupid, I was born wrong.” She takes a deep breath to stop her voice from shaking and Wes’s heart breaks.

“What about Rebecca? Or Thomas?” 

“Mom wasn’t home.” She laughs wetly, shrinking in on herself. “She was off at college. She had me so young, I almost ruined her life.” Wes grabs her hands. “And by the time she married Dad, she was always so proud of me when she came home. I love my parents, Wes, I couldn’t let them down.”

Wes kisses the back of her hand.

“You have the world on your shoulders, Ry.” He says softly. “I’m sorry I didn’t see it before. I should have. I care about you, way more than I thought I would when we started dating. And you’re right. I haven’t been there for you the way you have for me.”

Ryanne starts to shake her head, but Wes cuts off her protest. 

“Helping you help a classmate or the school is not the same.”

Ryanne flushes.

“I mean it, Ryanne. You are… you are so wonderful. So infallible. I just assumed that you were on a higher level than me and I didn’t even try to mend that gap.” He kisses her wrist, and her fingertips touch his cheek.

“You can’t take all of the blame, Wes.” She says shyly. “I’m not exactly an open book. Besides,” She cups his cheek. “I trust you, Wes, I just… I’m not… used to this. To depending on people.” 

Wes pressed his face into her hand, covering it with his.

“I feel like I'm wrong and I don’t know how to fix it.” Ryanne hiccups and Wes pulls her into a tight embrace.

“Shh, I’ve got you, sweetheart, I’m not leaving. I’m right here.” Wes kisses her hair, just reassuring her while she babbles half-coherent apologies. As if he cared about getting her makeup on his shirt. He’ll burn the damn thing for her if that’s what it takes.

Wes doesn't know how long they stay like that. He couldn’t care less. Mr. O’Brine is in the lab for the rest of the day. And even if he wasn’t, Wes can be very persuasive. Ryanne finally calms, though she hides her face from him, like Wes could ever find her anything but beautiful. He gently pulls her hands from her face, trying to convey as much love and trust as he can with his eyes alone.

“Do you want me to take you home? Mine or yours. Macbeth misses you.” Ryanne huffs a small laugh. 

“What about the plan? If we’re both gone, Ace will get suspicious.”  

“Fuck the plan. The plan was stupid in the first place. I should’ve thought of something else.” Ryanne shakes her head before kissing his forehead. “No, I’m okay now. Thank you, Wes. We already laid the groundwork, it’d be a waste to backtrack.”

Wes sighs. “You’re right. It definitely worked, by the way. Ace fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I almost decked him when he said you were overreacting.” Ryanne hums, playing with his hair absentmindedly. 

“Good."

"It’s April 4th, by the way.”

Wes smiles softly. “And your favorite movie? Song? Video game? Your mother's maiden name? The name of your childhood pet?”

Ryanne laughs brightly, the sound a balm on Wes’s weary soul.

[starbuck]

the worst scenes for me are when a character is just like. normal mean because they’re having a bad day and everyone acts like they just shot someone

[pooptoucher4000]

Oh god when i finish lower decks im going to be so fucking sad. No more star trek. I refuse to watch picard. No more star trek for me

[dollya-robinprotector]

I honestly threw up from just playing (rushing) through Penacony story map.

Genshin and even Star rail are HELL for me, I have to take a break every freaking ten minute because apparently going from floor to wall to ceiling is torture to my nervous system. Gosh even with the minimum motion setting.... Feel like car sick. Now I remember why I don't actually "play" it often I just open it and auto through daily mission. Ough the funny rumbling in my stomach and my head spin awawawaa-

[aromanticmara]

reminder to check yourself and others for ticks if you’ve been outside in talk grasses or forests! lyme disease can become chronic and affects your nervous system, joints, and heart.

[jerek]

It's gonna be so weird when I have real life friends trying to explain that I used to only be able to say my life is dogshit once or twice a week without clogging the vent channel that we all used to say our life was shit because it was all unanimously shitty for all of us and it was considered rude to bring it up too often even though unanimously it was shitty in ways that we could not control and affected us daily

[isa-ah]

the fact that shopping apps no longer make the shoppers seek approval for things they replace is making me go insane.

[hyumjim]

Not bein funny m8 at this point I would be unstoppable if god didn’t nerf me by making me 5’2”

[rraskolnikov]

i don’t know who some of you are writing these devils minion fics about but it’s not armand

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??

[ljbrary]

sometimes college students blow my mind because it’s just like. aren’t we all adults? aren’t we like fully grown people?

why are you leaving the communal spaces an absolute disaster??? i’m sure you have learned basic decency and cleaning skills, no? do i need to teach you how to hold a broom?