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a nasty BUG just tried to TAKE MY LIFE (I found a tick on my leg)
#i mean it tried to give me lyme disease#like i'm not sick enough already as it is#you know what is the worst#this tick was truly a large tick#i could feel it crawling around on my body#and i was lying down and reading in complete darkness#and 2 times i've grabbed it and thought#oh thats a spider#and just threw it on the floor#it was only after it climbed on me the third time#that i turned the light on#and realized it was a tick#and that it was looking for a good place to start feeding on me#so i flushed it down the toilet#if a bug tries to attack me its fair game#and i am also scared of lyme disease#homesteaders on youtube often get it#and its very nasty#i need to take a shower
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PROSHIP DNI
#proship dni#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#beth smith#jerry smith#rick and morty meme#I lov the smith family so much they are like my Barbie’s that I flush down the toilet
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Honkai Star Rail is officially the funniest game Hoyoverse has ever made
#they outdid themselves with this one fr#why was the trailblazer so obssessed with trashcans#“bro you're so romantic!”#“beg me then~”#“i feel bad for this world. first the stellaron and now you”#“beep! beep! beep! your mom's an antiquity”#the closet 💀#“die! you hotel devil!”#“sit down [on a toilet] and flush”#bronseele's interactions. they're so gay and funny#i love this game already#there's more but i can't remember them rn#honkai star rail#hsr#trailblazer#stelle#caelus#star rail#bronseele#hoyoverse#mihoyo
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hey. when cis society is oppressing a trans man, what he is experiencing is. In Fact. misogyny. i'm sorry i know none of us like to be reminded of our agab, and it hurts whenever people perceive you as the wrong gender. but a cis person hate-criming, assaulting, verbally abusing, etc, a trans man is not doing "transandrophobia" because they do not perceive him as a man.
they perceive him as a woman failing at her gender, as a woman who has been seduced and lied to and manipulated because women are so easily led astray, just like it says in the bible. they perceive him as a woman who has been mutilated. they perceive him as a dyke that needs to be fixed. if they are hate-criming him because they *do* perceive him as a man, because he passes well enough they aren't thinking he could be trans, then they're doing so out of homophobia, perceiving him as a gay man, a pervert, a sissy, a danger to children. OR, they are being transphobic but specifically because they think he might be transfeminine instead. when cis society oppresses a trans woman, they are able to do it on multiple levels at once. She's a woman failing at her gender, a dyke that needs to be fixed. Or she's an evil and grotesque crossdressing pervert, a rude caricature, a danger to polite society. she will never be doing enough to escape oppression entirely, no matter if she gets every surgery she can and wears makeup every day and passes perfectly, because she lives under a patriarchy, and she's a woman, so she lives in a panopticon, and HAVING to get surgery and wear make-up to be respected IS oppression, especially if the alternative is being hate-crimed.
trans women (and trans men who pass) are not experiencing "transandrophobia" when a 'queer women and nbs" event turns them away at the door for being too masculine. they are. IN FACT!! experiencing the byproducts of misogyny in a patriarchy!!! where the terfs and coward cis women running those events and occupying those spaces have been taught (sometimes through experience, sometimes by men, sometimes by women) throughout life that men = stronger and more dangerous than women ALWAYS. That they need to protect themselves at all times and always be vigilant. That men and women can't be friends without sexual tension (and so as queer women the mere existence of what they perceive as a "man" is a threat). That women need a separate sports league because they can't possibly compete with someone who has even a little bit "extra" (an unquantifiable amount actually because there isn't a standard range) testosterone. That women should cook and men should fix cars. i promise you, i promise i promise i promise. it's misogyny. like!!! you don't say cis gay men experiences "androphobia", bc that's not a thing!! you sound like fucking mens rights activists guys please! you don't say a black man experiences "misandrynoir"!! because living in a patriarchy fundamentally means men do not experience oppression based on their gender. its not happening. shut the fuck up. stop walking us back to 2014 can we please take a step forward and stop bitching about this. there are genuine issues in the world and i'm frankly sick of people who should be smarter than that needing to be gently hand-held through this fucking explanation for the millionth time and still stomping their feet.
#cw transmisogyny#cw discourse#cw transphobia#longterm tme mutual pissed me the fuck off bye#everybody else gets to read this now#if you still don't get it idk maybe go stick your head down a toilet and flush#that might help#its so fucking simple stop drinking terf koolaid#if u are transmasc and have experienced transphobia i'm really sorry that happened to you.#and if calling it 'transandrophobia' makes u feel less dysphoric then whatever fine#but its not like. a systemic issue.#pls understand that#transmisogyny is a systemic issue we should be talking about. because misogyny is a systemic problem we have not yet solved.#i hope i never have to talk about this again#lmk if i should tag it as anything else#or if i've worded anything in a way that should be corrected
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Its 4:45 am rn rewatching ew
Transgender real
#eddsworld#tom shat his pants#eddsworld tom#ew tom#eddsworld fanart#tom eddsworld#tom ew#i love eddsworld#eddswolrd#edwrld#THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACKS-#URGHRGHURGHURGHURGHURGHURGURGHURGHURGHURGH#NOTHING AT ALL IM DYING ILISM!!!#WTFUTURE SOUNDTRACK-#AHHHHHH!!!!!#I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE REWATCHING THE OLD EPISODES AND LISTENING TO THOSE MASTERPIECES#ISTG REWATCHING THEM GIVES ME MOTIVATION TO ANIMATE#ILOVITILOVITILOVITILOVIT!#AND THE INTRO TO 25FT UNDER THE SEA?!?!?#SO BUBBLY MAKES ME GIGGLE LIKE A DUMBASS EVERY TIME#THE JOKES HERE ARE SO STUPID BUT NOSTALGIC I CANT CONTROL MYSELF#OH GOD THE SONG IN THE MONTAGE AFTER THEY GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET AAHH#I'VE NOTICED SO MANY STUPID DETAILS LIKE THE KEYCHAIN THAT SAYS “KISS ME IM GINGER” AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY#NEW STUFF TO DRAW#NEW HC#NEW IDEAS JUST POPPING UP EACH PASSING SECOND#I LOVE REWATCHING THIS SILLY SHOW IT MAKES ME HYPER OVER EVEN MORE#OMG THE MONTAGE OF TOMS LIFE UGGRRHHHHHHHHHH#CUTENESS AGGRESSION WITH EDDS DUMBASS FACE BEFORE THEY MAKE THEM FLY UP ABOVE THE WATER#I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
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had a rly bad time trying to get my meds today, and after a day long struggle between doctors and pharmacists it looks im going without. ngl, i feel awful. it'd be rly nice if anyone wanted to toss me $3 on kofi. ko-fi.com/phuzface
#phuz drabbles#what stings is that i paid a good deal of money out of pocket for an apptment just so i could be approved for more sertraline#and now i cant even seem to get it. everything is preventing my getting it.#might as well have flushed it down the toilet we only have $350 left to live off#im sorry to beg but its getting rly rly rly bad and i could rly use some help#ill prob delete later im so sorry
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The aftermath of the fight
Wes knocked on the door to Mr. O’Brine’s room, shuffling on his feet nervously. He had never seen Ryanne like that before. He didn’t even think she could get upset. Of course, he’s kicking himself for it now. He can’t believe he’d been so stupid. He was so used to Ryanne going along with whatever he came up with that he didn’t even ask if she’d be okay with this.
The door unlocks with a soft click, and Wes makes sure the hallway is empty before slipping in.
Fuck, she was crying.
“Hey, I’m sorry, Ryanne. I’m so sorry, babe.” He holds her, burying his face in her hair. She smells like cherries and vanilla. “I shouldn’t have said that stuff. I wasn’t thinking…”
She shakes her head, pulling away from him with a sniff and wipes her eyes.
“No… You wanted it to look real. You didn’t know I’d react like that. I didn’t know I’d react like that.” She sighs and sits on the desk across from him, Wes taking the hint to do the same. Her eyes are dim and vulnerable when she looks at him. God, she looks so sad.
“Wes, can I tell you a secret?”
“Of course, babe, anything.”
Ryanne fidgets with the hem of her dress for a moment, collecting her thoughts.
“I was… I was happy when my grandparents died.”
Wes blinks.
“Or, not happy, I was relieved. Th-they weren’t very nice to me.” She explains quickly. “They used to dress me up in these tight clothes and parade me around like I was a dog. I had… I have to be perfect. I’m useless if I’m not. Everything is my fault. I was too lazy, I was too stupid, I was born wrong.” She takes a deep breath to stop her voice from shaking and Wes’s heart breaks.
“What about Rebecca? Or Thomas?”
“Mom wasn’t home.” She laughs wetly, shrinking in on herself. “She was off at college. She had me so young, I almost ruined her life.” Wes grabs her hands. “And by the time she married Dad, she was always so proud of me when she came home. I love my parents, Wes, I couldn’t let them down.”
Wes kisses the back of her hand.
“You have the world on your shoulders, Ry.” He says softly. “I’m sorry I didn’t see it before. I should have. I care about you, way more than I thought I would when we started dating. And you’re right. I haven’t been there for you the way you have for me.”
Ryanne starts to shake her head, but Wes cuts off her protest.
“Helping you help a classmate or the school is not the same.”
Ryanne flushes.
“I mean it, Ryanne. You are… you are so wonderful. So infallible. I just assumed that you were on a higher level than me and I didn’t even try to mend that gap.” He kisses her wrist, and her fingertips touch his cheek.
“You can’t take all of the blame, Wes.” She says shyly. “I’m not exactly an open book. Besides,” She cups his cheek. “I trust you, Wes, I just… I’m not… used to this. To depending on people.”
Wes pressed his face into her hand, covering it with his.
“I feel like I'm wrong and I don’t know how to fix it.” Ryanne hiccups and Wes pulls her into a tight embrace.
“Shh, I’ve got you, sweetheart, I’m not leaving. I’m right here.” Wes kisses her hair, just reassuring her while she babbles half-coherent apologies. As if he cared about getting her makeup on his shirt. He’ll burn the damn thing for her if that’s what it takes.
Wes doesn't know how long they stay like that. He couldn’t care less. Mr. O’Brine is in the lab for the rest of the day. And even if he wasn’t, Wes can be very persuasive. Ryanne finally calms, though she hides her face from him, like Wes could ever find her anything but beautiful. He gently pulls her hands from her face, trying to convey as much love and trust as he can with his eyes alone.
“Do you want me to take you home? Mine or yours. Macbeth misses you.” Ryanne huffs a small laugh.
“What about the plan? If we’re both gone, Ace will get suspicious.”
“Fuck the plan. The plan was stupid in the first place. I should’ve thought of something else.” Ryanne shakes her head before kissing his forehead. “No, I’m okay now. Thank you, Wes. We already laid the groundwork, it’d be a waste to backtrack.”
Wes sighs. “You’re right. It definitely worked, by the way. Ace fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I almost decked him when he said you were overreacting.” Ryanne hums, playing with his hair absentmindedly.
“Good."
"It’s April 4th, by the way.”
Wes smiles softly. “And your favorite movie? Song? Video game? Your mother's maiden name? The name of your childhood pet?”
Ryanne laughs brightly, the sound a balm on Wes’s weary soul.
#ryanne hunt#high school story#hss prime#high school story prime#hss#wes porter#i dont think this is as strong but i think it turned out all right#i've been holding onto that tidbit about her grandparents for a while ;)#FOR THE RECORd#her favorite movie is dead poets society#favorite song is peaches by in the valley below#favorite video game is wii sports resort#mothers maiden name was Prince#and childhood pet was a fish named Finley#grandma prince flushed him down the toilet cause she didn't want to deal with it anymore :(#writing two people in love (ew) is so hard so im sorry if theyre cringe 😔
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2 memories i feel like sharing, & some backstory context: so my ass has been spayed, and healthy people take 6-8 weeks to fully recover from getting spayed. i, chronically ill, took longer. as with any abdominal surgery, they told me "no lifting over 10lb u could tear ur stitches." and for reference, my cats are 12 lb wonders.
so im chilling in bed. ~4 weeks after surgery. and my mother starts SCREAMING my name. like "OH MY GOD BORB COME IN HERE NOW QUICK QUICK HURRY OH GOD." so i do, albeit slowly because, you know, still recovering from major surgery. she's freaking out about one of my cats, who looks entirely normal. oh but he ~suddenly stopped~ and ~twisted his body~ i don't know if he's going to be ok. one mother panic attack and one emergency vet visit later (with my mother's help bc i couldn't lift my cat due to lifting restrictions) : he had flea dirt on his hind legs. he was twisting around to lick around his arse. cool 👍 (ofc my mother, on the ride back from the vet, tried to tell me NOT to give the kids flea meds, she doesn't know what kind of ~health ramifications~ flea meds can have if *gasp* the kids don't actually have fleas)
around the same time period, i get woken up by my mother screaming "HELP HELP HELP!!" the first day it happens, she stops within ~15 seconds, and i hear my parents talking before i fall back asleep. find out later the mechanism for moving the window panels up & down in the bathroom broke, so the top panel had trapped her fingers a la guillotine style. my parents joke "well borb if you hear your mother screaming... her fingers are probably trapped 😂." can you guess what happens next. my father was gone the next day, and guess who got her fingers trapped AGAIN by the bathroom window. so i get woken up by her screaming, and i have to help dislodge the window around her bare naked ass. and sure, i have sympathy because i bet it was really painful. but like. are you fucking stupid. my father had to literally childproof the window by installing a screw so the guillotine panel would catch against the other panel so fingers wouldn't get trapped. just so my mother wouldn't get her fingers trapped again. we all knew that if it wasn't there, she would 1000% get her fingers trapped again. but *im* supposedly the incompetent fuck up that NEEDS to be told exactly what to do just in case i, idk, have an independent thought.
#borbtalks#this isn't even including when the plumbing broke and my parents went 'oh a plumber is expensive :( let's just go w/o toilets for awhile'#and after abdominal surgery + narcotics for said surgery. they have you taking a lot of laxatives regularly.#bc straining could pop a stitch.#my parents knew this. my parents knew that physically BECAUSE OF SURGERY & MEDS. that i couldn't just. hold it.#or when my mother pounded on my door at 8am yelling 'BORB I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG. . . OK NEVERMIND'#turns out the princess felt faint for a moment. so of course she sprinted to my door instead of. idk. lying down for a moment?#or the time the plumbing got backed up and everyone confronted me and i had to tell them i hadn't had a BM in over 48 hours to clear my name#bc they were all blaming me. what actually happened? right after i left the bathroom my mother came in and flushed 5 wet wipes 😒#AND NO ONE BATTED AN EYE#when borb might've backed up the plumbing: oh HOW DARE HE. he's an EMBARRASSMENT. what a DISGUSTING FREAK#when my mother actually backed up the plumbing: oh okie mistakes happen ^_^#god. i share two memories and it's like woagh here's 5 more related memories.#fucking. pattern of behavior. 'oh it was just one time can't u forgive mom' NO IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS OF THIS SHIT
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I honestly threw up from just playing (rushing) through Penacony story map.
Genshin and even Star rail are HELL for me, I have to take a break every freaking ten minute because apparently going from floor to wall to ceiling is torture to my nervous system. Gosh even with the minimum motion setting.... Feel like car sick. Now I remember why I don't actually "play" it often I just open it and auto through daily mission. Ough the funny rumbling in my stomach and my head spin awawawaa-
#Believe me I really ADORE the slight horror indie vibe with those maps#it's like playing Ib or Mad Father or Yume Nikki in 3D#BUT#my nervous system is freaking WEAK I get funny feelings so easily#hold up let me just drink some water to swallow it all down I even all these Gallagher crumbs are not worth it if I keep puking#*insert disgusting puk sound and toilet flushed sound*#okay now where was I?#honkai star rail
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Gotta say, I think I already prefer Snoutlet over Starlow
Everyone finally got sick of her bs.
#I only want starlow to appear in the movie verse just so I can watch mario flush her down a toilet the second she badmouths Luigi#super mario#mario and luigi series#starlow#multicolour ink answers#mario and luigi brothership#mario and luigi
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reminder to check yourself and others for ticks if you’ve been outside in talk grasses or forests! lyme disease can become chronic and affects your nervous system, joints, and heart.
#one of my great aunts has chronic lyme and has awful heart and joint problems#i bring this up because my sister just got diagnosed#ticks are so hard to kill but you can flush them down toilets#please stay safe everyone#meg talks#lyme disease
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It's gonna be so weird when I have real life friends trying to explain that I used to only be able to say my life is dogshit once or twice a week without clogging the vent channel that we all used to say our life was shit because it was all unanimously shitty for all of us and it was considered rude to bring it up too often even though unanimously it was shitty in ways that we could not control and affected us daily
#Anyway I regularly have to flush toilets for my siblings bc our toilet doesnt flush the same as a functional one and they never bothered to#learn how to do it properly so theres regularly piss or shit in there that I have to flush myself#And ofc 20 seconds after I sit down. At least once a day. Someone comes in and bangs on the wall next to the curtain (no door)#And asks “HELLO?” and i say hi and they say “WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE OUT?” and i say in a minute and they leave and then another 20 seconds#later they come in again#“HELLO?” today it was on my moms business call#And still. Still#Nobody wants to fix the house.#Unless I'm paying for it.
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the fact that shopping apps no longer make the shoppers seek approval for things they replace is making me go insane.
#the pure amount of money ive flushed down the toilet bc they sub allergy free shit without asking is. nauseating#just realized $10-15 worth of meat i bought yesterday was subbed for turkey / pork / beef blend which#i cant eat turkey and my husband cant eat pork#so what the fuck do we do with this sausage now. what a fuckin waste dude#thats a lot of money for us!#aughghhhh annoyed#they also just didnt bring half the order so that was like The Meal we actually got everything for#no dinner tonight i guess >='1
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i love that in fandom we get inspired by each other and work together but one thing that i wish we would do more is like. talk to people before writing something in their universe or based on what they wrote/drew/etc. i truly think collaboration is the best part of being a creator but i think that it would be really nice to like discuss these types of things BEFORE starting, you know?
ftr this is not about anything specific but i feel like it's really obvious when someone is basing something off an existing fanwork without credit and it makes me sad because missing those opportunities for collaboration and connection is just a net loss for all creative people.
#you can all ignore this i guess i just feel like i see it a lot#think about and interrogate the assumptions you make about a creator when you think 'if i ask they will say no and be mean to me'#chances are theyd be thrilled that you felt inspired#but it would be nice to ask first before publishing stuff that is clearly inspired by someone elses fanwork#just because its a derivative creation does not mean that it isnt op's idea you know?#if you dm me some weird shit like oh i attacked so and so maybe write that in your diary and then flush the diary down the toilet bc idc
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Not bein funny m8 at this point I would be unstoppable if god didn’t nerf me by making me 5’2”
#also I have a round ass jawline but THATS WHAT MASKS IS FOR! AND ANGLES#not me#YES the second binder got here weeks earlier than expected YES I LOVE ITTTTTT#IM SO HAPPYYY!!! SO HAPPY I will not let this happiness be flushed down the toilet tonight I PROMMY🤞#btw note to self I want new ear piercings like I want the faggoty tboy gauges you know the small ones lol#but my earlobes are fucked uppp. we shall see#I only wear platform sneakers btw.. (boy heels) they make me look ALMOST KIND OF NORMAL
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man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??
#at least at home we have people competent enough to not flush wet wipes and tampons down the toilet#let alone FOOD???#and we don't leave our dishes out for so long by the sink that they start to RUST#like ok my lil brothers make a mess sometimes and accidentally shat on the floor a few times but at least they're fucking children why tf#should i deal with shit water because of your incompetence#and yknow i can deal with noise. im the noisiest at night at home b/c i always go shower late but im not fucking SCREECHING and chatting#so loudly you'd think i was at a concert or some shit#and this bitch?? can't comprehend i just want to not have crumbs all over the couch???#like girl. how did this become a slight against you. why would i ask you to keep the couch clean b/c you slept there once or twice#BITCH I CLEANED THE COUCH COVER ON MY OWN DIME *BECAUSE* I KNEW YOU MIGHT SLEEP THERE AGAIN & WANTED IT TO BE CLEAN FOR YOU#YOU NOT ONLY INSULT ME BUT ENTIRELY MISCONSTRUE MY KINDNESS TOWARDS YOU??? WHY WOULD IT BE DIRTY B/C YOU SLEPT THERE???#you can't make this shit up i hate having roommates holy hell#only slightly made up for by the fact i get a room to myself these days#the other one smells like weed all the time and the other other one doesnt wash her hands properly after using the toilet + keeps her dishe#out by the sink + doesn't pick her hair up#also i'm the youngest so that's just even sadder#i was also the youngest last year and bitch. you have no idea#this is what being the eldest sibling does to a mf#not really related but they made the ugliest doormat ever i wish i had been there to stop them from that atrocity#and why do they not take their shoes off. girl i mop the floors like every 2 weeks#it's fucking clean trust me just take them off bitch#am i being holier than thou? probably but fucking DESERVED#i can't be taking care of people two years older than me like this. yall have too much fucking drama
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