#so he can do whatever he wants

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa had her priorities straight in FNAF help wanted

[egophiliac]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[platoapproved]

armand + identity

[turtletoria]

i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !

[monkesupreme]

very pickuppable yes yes

its very easy to demand attention when u can physically remove ur object of affection away from their work. whos going to stop you from being a spoiledt brat?

bonus: being bossy has its perks

[galacticsabc]

It's lonely at the top

[automatonwithautonomy]

the doctor is so fucking funny because sometimes they'll step out the tardis with a new companion and be all okay lets be careful :) don't mess with the timeline or other worlds to much :) and then others a companion will ask. uh hey should we just be? traipsing around the past? what if we change something? what if we make everything worse? and the doctor says oh yeah no its fine. do whatever you want. literally doesnt matter. who cares.

[hinamie]

get these boys summer uniforms and cold beverages Stat

[yeyinde]

reader tripping into the sugar baby scene (totally by accident) and unfortunately landing in the lap of mean, older blue-collar worker Simon—who has no intentions of giving you the lifestyle he thinks you were after, but isn't about to pass up an opportunity to keep fucking you like he was.

[shawsimmer]

a sulani trip for mars' birthday :)

i've finally escaped the toddler phase yippeee

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[nobleriver]

DOCTOR WHO | Let's Kill Hitler (6.08)

[starwarjotta]

Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves