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housecow · 2 days

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Do you put any exciting ingredients into your Mac n cheese??

y’all are gonna hate me for this but i put in a fancy-ish can of tuna (matiz or ortiz) and then slice some red onions up veryyy thin… delicious. smelly, too

#talk #so good i swear #ask #i am 4k calories deep today and have 2 dinners and another wg to go #am. round.

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spyglassrealms · 2 years

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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s0up1ta · 1 month

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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are #they're so awful for each other i hate them so much #something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk #irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops #billford #the book of bill #book of bill #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust #s0up1tart

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xshinina · 2 years

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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benevolenterrancy · 1 month

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MotherHen-Shizun ends up feeding the peak

#i love seasonal fruit I LOVE SEASONAL FRUIIIIT i have peaches i'm waiting to ripen so sqq gets to suffer from my Lack Of Peach #svsss #scum villain #shen qingqiu #sqq #liu qingge #luo binghe #ming fan #ning yingying #lbh #lqg #my art #peeling peaches is lethal i swear people sense it from a 5km radius and crawl out of the woodwork for them #which is why i usually eat them fuzz and all ahahaha i'm too lazy to peel peaches #but sqq is a good shizun who feeds up his disciples (and rogue sect siblings)

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erabu-san · 5 months

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I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

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sopuu · 3 months

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consumed by the moss

#minecraft #minecraft fanart #minecraft bogged #sopuuart #good soup #all the new mobs are so cool but this guy is quickly becoming one of my overall favs #on another note. the amount of skeleton refs i pulled up for this guy i swear #why do bones twist like that!! why are they so weird!! why so many bones in the human skeleton!!! can we have less

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xxplastic-cubexx · 11 days

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STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

#mcu #marvel cinematic universe #xmen #xmen movies #xmen first class #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #snap sketches #i have. an exam in three hours :} <-#anyway remind me never to color a comic again THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE QUICK AND SILLY #i havent drawn And Colored a comic in literal months please forgive me #the only thing quick and silly was the bonus doodle vjaelkeajeklj i swear it totally slipped my mind to have the pieces somewhere #too caught up in . The Above #anyway. never doing this again !!!!!#why does chess have to be their thing im tired of drawing chess. ive drawn so much chess in my life #AND IM GOING TO DO IT AGAIN WHEN I GET THE CHACNE I HAVE ANOTHER DUMB POST OF MINE TO DRAW #im not checking this for any mistakes or whatever idc im posting this as is and thatll be that #for now. good morning JVERLKJEAKLJ im gonna sleep for an hour then prepare my brain #1k notes ill draw em snoggin nasty style or whatever

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cozylittleartblog · 2 months

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Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

#columbo #knight rider #art #michael knight #kitt #comic #highlight reel #crossover #telebeast #there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public #this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy #if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo #this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them #niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet #not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao #stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio #cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps #this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march #is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool #ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN #COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page #i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier #action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write #more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3 #there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty #i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes #the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔

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huang-er-jiejie · 1 year

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i. i just realised something about the kiss.

the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!

EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely

#HE KISSED BACK. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I SWEAR TO GOD.#HE WANTS THE KISS!! ITS JUST THAT A PART OF HIM FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!#HE FEELS BAD FOR WANTING IT #even if they spent so long dismantling his belief of 'we're on opposite sides'#hes just always going to feel that way deep down #he wants the kiss. its just that why did it have to happen that way.#good omens #gos2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #azirafell #good omens 2 #'i forgive you' maybe in the way that the kiss can be seen as a temptation #like in the garden of eden #but crowley is the apple. he is the forbidden fruit

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raycatzdraws · 11 months

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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu four #lu twilight #lu wolfie #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #fairy hyrule #I drew most of these on my weekends at camp #hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers #man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way #I was there 6+ weeks straight #some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town #a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf #we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do #so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol #that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME #but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol #I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf #Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting #calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us #for emotional support #her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay #anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner #I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE #we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY

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veil-of-lament · 4 months

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devotion

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#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #the tattoo is on the wrong side for aesthetic reasons i swear #(i tried flipping it the correct way and it felt so wrong asdhkdjf)#anyways #this took an absurd amount of time

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worm-on-my-way · 4 months

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yes I made some basic ass dp fanart I needed a playlist header

#ask me for the playlist link please please please please please #I swear I have such good music taste I promise #danny phantom #my art #I spent so long on this argh

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sentinens · 27 days

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My piece for @klapollo-minibang from the first chapter of my partner @smolgirlowo's awesome fic, Breaking up Is Hard to (Un)Do, linked here! The first chapter is up so go check it out :]] (plsplspls you will enjoy it so much)

I'll be posting more pieces accompanying the next chapters in the following weeks ^^

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #klapollomb24 #guys i rlly need yall to read her fic pls it's SO GOOD i swear #every time i open a chapter for reference i end up reading half or even the whole thing #sen's art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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erabu-san · 5 months

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I enjoyed every second of this quest This art has platonic intention, please don't tag ship

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