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thinking abt my wip
#GUYS IM OBBSESSED WITH IT#have i written more than 3 sentences in the past week#uhhh next question#IMMA RANT IN THE TAGS#its a winterhawk soulmate au where u cant kill ur soulmate ofc#and clint is hired to take bucky out (unknowlingly) by hydra#and ofc he doesnt know thats his soulmate!!!#so every attempt he fails#and clint is like so obsessed with his abilities and shit like it defines who he his!!!#like hes such an insecure loser sometimes#and ofc like him missing multiple times IS GONNA MAKE HIM TWEAK OUTTT#and he gets so obbsessive over bucky#cause bucky starts to stand for him not being capable#and hes like chat i need to kill him#like its not abt the bloodlust its just to prove that hes hawkeye!!! that he doesnt miss!!!!#and ofc it doesnt work LMAO#i want to put him in situatuons#OK NOW I NEED TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS LOL#winterhawk
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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Theory of FrUk. (in my crazyperson eyes)
#hetalia#fruk#hetalia england#hetalia france#arthur kirkland#francis bonnefoy#myart#bangs head with hammer#i hope my diagram is understandable.#I FUCKINGF> HATE THEMMMM (i think abt them eeveruminute of every day okay. okay.#fruk wedding... hahahahahahahahaaaa...#i think hetamyu had the right idea in that france would totally balk at the last second every single time.#they have had many failed marriage attempts.#france runs off (inevitably) or england is waiting to walk down the isle and he just cannot stop crying out of fear#awful wedding. they are so happy they look at eachother like they fell in love for the first time all over again. they want to die also.
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bill is a gastby kinnie confirmed
#he won’t let go of his past so he continuously attempts to recreate it#he fails every time#gravity falls#book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#ford pines#stan pines#mable pines#the great gatsby#soos ramirez
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at some point i will figure out how to write the post-canon, post-empire edelgard autonomy fic of my dreams. it just feels like a very big task and maybe like with playing the dane, i’m simply not old and traumatized enough to manage it yet.
but my vision is thus: it’s set years (realistically, decades) after the end of crimson flower, when everything has gone as right as it can possibly go. fódlan is thriving. the social reforms have taken effect. the nobility system is nearly eliminated, if not entirely so, with titles made merely symbolic. social mobility, welfare, and prosperity are high. there’s an explosion in arts and culture and technology. brigid and duscur have gained independence; relations with sreng and almyra are much improved; heck, maybe they've even figured it out with dagda. in my most idealistic version, leicester and faerghus would eventually be ceded back to become autonomous regions, essentially disbanding the adrestian empire. rule is no longer hereditary, but merit-based. there's a roadmap for the future, and everything is on track—and more than that, people at all points on the power spectrum have already seen it bear fruit. with or without edelgard, it will be pursued. there's buy-in. they believe.
of course, it's not perfect—nothing can be—but edelgard's vision has been fulfilled. the people are empowered. humanity is free. fódlan has healed.
and somehow, she's had enough time to resolve her goals outside of politics, too. those who slither in the dark have been eradicated. edelgard and lysithea's second crests have been successfully removed, allowing them to live if not full lives, then substantially longer ones than they would have with their twin crests intact. who knows—maybe she finally gets around to having that wedding.
point for point, every item listed in edelgard's manifesto has been checked off. the ghosts of her past have been laid to rest. she can finally take off her crown. she can finally pursue the quiet, humble life she's wanted for so long. she can finally breathe.
... but can she?
edelgard is nothing if not driven. her intelligence, vision, and sheer willpower allowed her to plan and execute a revolution against two countries and the most powerful institution on the continent, all while she was still a teenager. as royalty, her life was never truly hers even before she became heir to the adrestian throne, with all the additional baggage of survivor's guilt and the desire for vengeance and her need to ensure nothing that happened to her can ever happen to anyone else, ever again.
so what happens when that drive has no outlet? what happens when someone who has been constantly in motion, constantly working and planning and preparing every spare second of every day since she was fourteen years old, suddenly has to stand still? what happens when someone whose hands have been bound for so long—first literally in the dungeons of enbarr, then by the weight and responsibilities of her crown—is set free?
being edelgard, she would step away from the throne, no matter how hard it was for her to give up control. she's always been focused on the endgame, and she knows that if she doesn't let go, she'll be setting the wrong tone for fódlan's future. she's too devoted to that endgame to cling to power much longer than she needs to, though i could see her making some excuses and trying to iron out just a few more things to buy herself some more time to mentally prepare before she's done for good.
but who would she be then? who is the woman without the crown? what becomes of a machine once it is no longer needed, when it has made itself obsolete? what about when that machine is a person with legs and arms and an innate unwillingness to gather dust on a shelf?
what happens when you get everything you want? what happens when all your wanting has been for others to thrive, and now you have to want only for yourself? how do you discover who you are when you've spent decades being everything for everyone else? how do you find meaning again? how do you find purpose?
after a lifetime of devotion and passion and movement, how do you learn to sit with yourself, and be quiet, and be still?
gosh, i would love to meet her. i would love to pick her brain. but boy, i do not envy the work that girl has to do.
#sterge.rtf#fire emblem#fe3h#edelgard von hresvelg#realistically edelgard is not getting all of this done in her lifetime. but that wouldn't keep her from stepping away anyway#'cause a funny thing happened to edelgard during the crimson flower route: she learned to have faith again.#so even if she couldn't check every box and fix every societal ill she'd still be able to pass the crown to the next ruler.#maybe not without fear. but with confidence. with optimism. with the belief that she's leaving the world better than she found it.#she'd have faith in her people. faith in the future. faith in the groundwork she's laid. faith in the systems she's put in place.#faith that her vision will be carried out with or without her.#and that faith would allow her to eventually let go.#i so love edelgard pulling a george washington and saying nah i'm good on power. peace#though unfortunately i could also see her pulling a teddy roosevelt#and saying nah i'm good on power. peace. wait what are you doing. you're ruining it. you're bungling everything. i can't believe this#and making several (failed and increasingly insane) attempts to get back into politics#who is the taft to edelgard's ted tho. i don't want to do ferdinand the disservice of saying it's him even though i think it's very funny.#it's literally the opposite of his character as taft notoriously sniffed roosevelt's farts for a long time#until he finally pulled his head out of the guy's ass and realized there are other smells. such as the sewer. and garbage.#smells which he pursued quite happily much to ol ted's chagrin#meanwhile ferdinand does not think anything of edelgard's ass except that his is definitely better-looking than hers#(he's wrong on so many levels but you try telling the guy that)#in fact ferdinand has always taken great joy in pointing out all the things that smell better than edelgard does#which gives him an instant up on mr Take-Advice-From-Theodore#all this to say i think ferdinand von aegir would have been a much better president than william howard taft. that's just my opinion.#i'm getting off the rails in these tags idk what's wrong with me#sorry for equating your blorbos to long-dead american politicians everyone. i know this is a cardinal sin#also please don't take this to mean i think positively of washington or roosevelt or taft or whatever.#i hate all dead old white guys who ever held a modicum of power#i just had a hyperfixation on american presidents when i was in grade school and unfortunately now my brain works like this
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Ugh Jordan is shady and not even the fun kind. Like he’s just manipulative and a liar and it’s not cool. I’ve always hated players like this
#He’s like Nathan from 4(?) but at least Nathan was better at the game#this boy failing at every attempt lmao#the circle#the circle netflix#the circle spoilers#like he got shut down by Kyle and then tries to boot Myles with Myles’ ride or die lmaoooo#like i love a messy bitch but he’s just sloppy#like saying myles flirted with him?#so gross to play like that#He’s gunning for Myles like Paul was gunning for steffi which is why he got on my shit list in the first place#at least Paul was fun
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I should make gif sets with every single assassination attempt on Simcoe 🤔
#also i adore him ofc but i think it's hilarious how many times they tried to kill him and failed#like it just got funnier and funnier with every attempt#they hate him soooo much (he deserves it ngl) but he's also a god damn cockroach that won't go down#and that just makes everyone hate him even more#and plot yet ANOTHER attempt that will fail#like a fucked up cycle lol#and also i know that everyone's definition of an attempt will vary#which i also think is fascinating#you'd think it'd be something universal and not as subjective lol#so yeah the gif sets will be based on my criteria of what constitutes an attempt on simcoe's life#mary's shot will always remain my fave tho#and that one's also one of the indisputable ones#rambles from the void
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oh lol i forgot to post this robit sketches! because i have one (1) bit and im sure as hell gonna commit to it apparently
#rolling with difficulty#art I made#'shut your up' is a verbatim quote from an ex classmate i just thought it was funny#i dont think it was intentional i think he was just so angry that Words Failed on him#anyway im absolutely not keeping that maxim design. god i fucking hate clothing design *so* much#austin: 'hes a gold plated mechanite dressed in blue and grey robes' me trying to figure out colour placement: 'what FUCK'#i had one (1) good idea and that was 'skeleton shaped robit' and every other part of that design went to hell apparently#bc all the other mechanites we've had were either like... flesh..? shaped?? like that sorta silhouette (basically most of the old crew)#or more mechanical/geometric (vr-la's designs and like.. k-lb? i guess? if that counts)#so. therefore. bone shaped mechanite. also if i was gonna try that concept on anyone it may as well be maxim if you think about it#idk i thought it would be interesting. and also undertale was my first fandom so uh#ANYWAY. MOVING ON FROM THAT THOUGHT.#this started as a 2am intrusive thought of like#'we (artists in the discord) keep joking abt how k-lb would be a nightmare to draw but like.. how hard is it really'#anyway as you can probably expect. famous last words#i mean genuinely mad respect to noir but i think i said to one of my friends when i showed them this sketch#'i mean this in the nicest way possible but you can just tell he was designed for an audio only storytelling format' LMAO#if anyone is unwise enough to attempt this (so basically @ my future self lmao)#do the lineart and colouring for the wires in front of the inner electricity skeleton (???) and the ones behind it on SEPARATE LAYERS#drew the wires all together then the electricity and had to painstakingly go over the electricity with an eraser it was a fucking nightmare
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s5 zam ending makes me want to cry for joyous happy reasons i love it sooooooo much i love it so much. thanks for proving me right also
#m#lifesteal#He is my favorite character ever ever ever ever#zam going into s5 with essentially one last contradiction in terms of his attempt to sever his past from who he is now and being met with#the fact that he can't make that true no matter how much he wants it to be; everyone else remembers who he was before. even the people who#weren't there to know him then remember who he was. the attempt defeats itself. vitalasy brings their past up and he ignores it every singl#time but by the end of it he's actively bringing up eclipse to jumper of his own free will. he explains himself to minute over and over#again and minute fails to ever really understand stuck on an idealized image of the past failures that allowed zam to become the person he#is now: someone who is in the end satisfied and happy. the moral hangups that ruled his life for so long have resolved themselves#through the act of allowing himself to fully experience the joy he has always found in the way lifesteal functions#im going to throw up#fable about how you dont have to walk through the desert repenting for 1000 years you can just have fun with it
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new icon time bc the moment we hit double digits on the halloween countdown my brain genuinely straight up forgot it was still summer
#*changes my icon and immediately forgets so I get jumpscared every time I use hold to rb on mobile*#oh yeah and here’s this funky guy. haven’t posted him before#he exists bc my hand shook in the wrong direction when messing around with a completely different Weird Cat concept and I went o shit that’s#better actually#my art?#my oc art#character art#original character#oc art#furry#character design#ignore that this draft is almost three weeks old just don’t even worry abt it#life is. hahahaahaha. so much rn my summer has been Dog and Constant Stress and art is just. not able to be a priority rn#so ofc I have many ideas :’) someday im gonna be able to do things just bc i feel like it for more than five minutes again. someday#i do have like 4? i think? finished pcs of Bear Art from the past few months that i might post for fbw let me know if you want that perhaps#but that’s not for another month or two I think? i should know that im sorry brooks falls bearcam i have failed :(#there’s some stuff in the drafts i forgot I didn’t post too actually#maybe I’ll get around to that with my. very minimal free time the next couple of days (<- probably won’t)#on that note#if you commissioned something from me and I haven’t posted it pls don’t be sad i am simply attempting to survive the summer#my brain is not good in hot weather under the best of circumstances and this has not been those#I Do plan to post them they just take more brain than like. this quick silly doodle for myself to draft out#i know ppl probably are not worried i am simply. afraid.#anyways. look a creature
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Vent
Tw: sh, suivide
#i hate that my brain is broken and it makes me fight with my family....#i.wish i could jjst shut my mouth like thsy qant me to.....#it smells like human shit n piss in my room cus im too scared to ask my dad to change it :')✨️💕✌️#i wanna cut so that i get release and attention but last time my dad didnt even notice and my sister didnt take it seriously :(#i feel like cuttong is the only way to let out my Ick and show how not good im doing#mental illnesses are invisible and so fucking crippling......#my family thinks im lazy i just know they do#im such a fuvking failure at 25 i should be taking care of my dad like he did to his..#also my dad always says hes in catholic hell sooooo guess im not real then :')#he spefically says he died as a kid and this is his hell.....🥹✌️💔#i just....hate my life and already dont feel real#he basically vents and says whatever without thinking about the impact on ME the adult child with autism.#i think about my words affect on everybody all the time and it seems like barely anyone thinks the same#....maybe i can s-xually -buse myself instead of cutting#but cumming always brings a biiiiig wave of crying#i shpuldnt cut for the attebtion but FUCK i wanna get a hug or see someone have a soft voice n soft eyes for me#....all i do is annoy my dad#i should just kill myself so i dont annoy him anymore#but im too scared of failing#also im scared of Hell#i need a hug that doesnt start with me asking for a hug......#if i didnt do anything affectionate for a whole day i would go without it#i would trade every present in the world if my family could at least just UNDERSTAND my emotional brain#instead i get “i just dont understand” over n over n over n over again.....#im not trying to be an attention seeker when i say this: logically the only answer i can come up with is to k-ll myself.#its like 2 + 2 = su!cide#my family says that theyd kill themselves if i did....i dont believe that#theyre less broken than me so they would heal and move on.#for clarification#the most violent thing km gonna do is c-t myself im NOT attempting tonight
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thinking about even and nardole. i do know that they have similar goals. because however angry with the doctor even has been, however resentful for just how much of their life he shaped, he will always be their friend. they don’t want him to hurt or alone.
(i don’t think even’s ever going to be a revenge person. whatever happens to them, they’d never develop the stomach for anything more than a momentary, emotional lashing out. nothing colder. nothing more planned.)
so, if not friends, they’d have an understanding for why they’re here. but also. they would definitely be friends because what better way is there to bond with anyone than bitching about the doctor to each other.
#there’s also the thing about them both having body parts that have been replaced and messed around with#even brightly telling nardole about how their liver is designed to fail if the master doesn’t get her hands on it every once in a while#while they��re helping him out#they’re so silly. they’re amking the doctor’s life measurably better by being there and he is so annoyed by that#dw oc#everyone shut up i wanna think about my oc bonding with nardole. because i love him.#i think they take up learning to knit together. badly. but they try.#gives the doctor a terrible sweater that they’ve made together that is Clearly too large and also the sleeves are different lengths because#they didnt communicate what they were planning clearly enough and the design on the front. well. there was an attempt at one.
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my boy best friend having trouble identifying/accepting envy?
actually makes so much sense for him
#keroro#because if you think back to the childhood relationship with dororo. i really do believe he was envious of all he had#i mean obviously the money disparity. but also just being allowed to have pekopon stuff#but it wasn't like. an acknowledged and processed feeling. just in the back#and with how he fucked up the friendship due to that (like. often a result of actions that stem from unprocessed envy... -#like literally taking his things)#IT HONESTLY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME THAT HE NEVER DEVELOPED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH IT?#i love that here he just needed an excuse to succumb to his crushing envy but still couldn't name it until tamama did#my boy best friend repressing negative and uncomfortable feelings is So real !#i love that he phrases it as 'i should be happy for my friend'. he has such a messed up mental relationship with Friendship#like obviously yes you should be happy for your friend#but he feels guilty that he's feeling envious AF because that's not how friends are supposed to act.#he wants to have friends and be a good friend but fails at every step precisely because of his attempts#plus 556 and dororo were both childhood friends of keroro so to me the parallel comes to mind#ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT VERY PARTICULAR SHOT OF DORORO LOOKING AT THE TWO OF THEM FROM BEHIND THE DOOR#very loud
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not to be the basic bitch about it, but i think i'll have aneirin and the rest of my drows be from menzoberranzan, just bcos i know the most about it through the drizzt books. also i was reading more about other drow deities, and i have Thoughts.
like, i want aneirin's mother to be a wizard and a necromancer (they're not nobility, so she's not a priestess), so perhaps she's very secretly worshipping kiaransalee, a lesser goddess of revenge and undeath. aneirin's mother was on the surface to search for more necromantic knowledge when she met and then later killed and brought back to life aneirin's father. perhaps she was working as a wizard for the matron mother of khareesa's noble house (one of the minor ones, but still with big ambitions, like all of them).
also, was thinking, wouldn't it be really fucked up if khareesa and orion were siblings. and aneirin was actually teaching them the basics about magic before they were both sent to tier breche. khareesa, the older sister, was very much Not Impressed that she, a future prestess, was taught by some lowly half-human. meanwhile orion, her youger brother, was probably the only person ever in menzoberranzan who thought that aneirin is good looking (bcos he proceeds to have questionable taste in this universe too), but also he knew that as soon as he finishes the sorcere, his matron mother wouldn't have a need for any wizards from outside of the house, which in drow terms usually meant murder.
but long before this even started to be a problem he ended up being visibly too nice to be in the academy, so aneirin organized orion's escape. weirdly enough, with the help of khareesa, who already concocted this plan - she'll get her matron mother out of lolth's favor by having her son run away (well known occurence), so then khareesa could murder her mother in lolth's name, take over as the matron mother, and then catch and sacrifice her runaway brother in the name of lolth, just typical drow shit. like, she thought she's being cunning and clever, but it was like a Typical Drow Tuesday, aneirin knew what she was up to before she even had the chance to speak, even more so bcos she didn't expect some half-human to catch up with intrigue.
long story short, after orion and aneirin escaped, she was tasked with bringing them back for sacrifice by her very much alive matron mother, so then maybe her schemes will be forgiven. i'm sure there'll be some more necromancy shit going on with aneirin's mother, bcos i need aneirin and orion get separated for the time being, but i don't have it ironed out yet.
#baldur's gate 3#oc: aneirin#oc: orion#oc: khareesa#every time orion or khareesa are making any attempts at intrigue and scheming aneirin is like :| please don't you're completely obvious#they both would fail at actual menzoberranzan bs so fast if they ever get to that point#khareesa's schemes are more passable in the surface tho bcos ppl are not expecting this much backstabbing#meanwhile orion is just very much not into it#he's just a gay wizard who wants to have his half-human bf very much
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thinking once again abt indigo prophecy. i love david cage games they suck sooooo bad. its awesome
#he attempts to deal with social issues and every single time he just makes them worse... incredible#the gameplay the story and the morals ALL of them. ATTEMPT to be so cool and sophisticated and elegant#and fail. so badly.
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i think earth is just one big fucked up dnd campaign. like, god is the sleep deprived dm who was trying to run a erious campaign but gave up bcs the players kept fucking around and doing stupid shit. and jesus and the archangels are the players who keep coming up with increasingly stupid ways to deal with shit.
#every time that jesus's characyer dies he picks an even stupider name for the next one#(X Æ A-Xii was one of his best works yet)#the billionaires song who went to the blink-182 concert during oceangate was one of uriels more short lived characters#after lizzie was taken out gabriel gave up on having normal characters and made mallibu barbie paytas#the murder hornets were an attempt to get everyone to stop making stupid characters but raphael rolled to seduce them instead#elon musk was the product of an inside joke between michael and zadkiel and no one wants him to stay around but michael keeps rolling high#camael is always busy and only ever shows up with single use characters to fuck shit up and leave#global warming was a big quest god tried to send them all on but they got distracted by the npcs#the pandemic was another failed quest line that god eventually just gave up on and halfheartedly fixed when the party wouldnt try to fix it#the bible#dnd#what the fuck#its 3am#please send help#i dont fucking know#does this even make sense#im gonna go play wordscapes now#uhhh#i dont know the bible lore so sorry if this is innacurate#im so tired#i have also play led all of like 3 dnd sessions so yeah#bye
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