#so enjoy a shitpost for the caption

[tallbluelady]

I don't know how to caption this so...

[pelipper]

ye olde polly pocket

[ham1lton]

NOT A CHILL GIRL.

pairings: lewis hamilton x chronically online fiancée!yn

faceclaim: jordana brewster

summary: chronically online, funniest on the grid, and the proud owner of a face card that never declines—at least, according to yourself. your fiancé might raise an eyebrow at the first claim, the world might debate the second, but no one’s arguing with the third.

warnings: just jokes. don’t take any of this seriously.

author’s note: hope u enjoy bunny anon! :D

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ham1ltonshaderoom: celebrity stylist, and fiancée of f1 legend lewis hamilton, yn yln took to instagram stories to share some concerning posts. what do we think about these captions, ham1ltons?

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yourinstagram MAMA I MADE IT

— user1 yn you have dressed some of the top celebrities and this is what you’re excited over??

— user2 forget that. she’s fucking LEWIS HAMILTON!!! and this is what she’s excited over???

user3 this is a v tame post for yn LMFAO

— user4 like she’s posted worse 😭

user5 she’s so unserious i’m obsessed

— user6 my fav wag

user7 i love the fact she’s dressing zendaya, showing up to her hot fiancé’s races and still finds time to shitpost

— user8 she’s so me

user9 she should be embarrassed. she’s grown

— user10 she will never see this btw

user11 i need to know lewis’ thoughts on these posts

user12 she’s the moment. i want to be her so bad.

— user13 successful in her own right AND secured the bag. #needtoBEthat

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INSTAGRAM LIVE

yn i’m using lewis’ ninja creami to make slushies and sydney isn’t picking up her phone because she’s on set. so entertain me, my little gladiators.

user1 what flavour slushie are you making and why is it pure tequila

yn no. it’s a margarita mix. mostly anyways. all about balance babes.

user2 worst red carpet outfit request you’ve ever gotten?

yn girl some actor asked me to dress him up in head to toe camo… i wanted to be sick.

user3 yn, when’s the wedding? lewis is literally ready to propose again.

yn not until jungkook confirms he’s off the market. i need to know i’m not leaving options on the table.

user4 did you see lando’s post underneath your birthday post to lewis.

yn i did and i’m angry. how dare he be funnier than me on my own shitpost.

user5 who’s better at gift-giving, you or lewis?

yn me. obviously. lewis once got me a pen because “it looked sleek.” it was a nice pen, but still a pen.

user6 yn, if you could style anyone in history, who would it be?

yn harry styles but in 2012. imagine the chaos if he let me near those blazers.

user7 how did you guys meet?

yn via a mutual friend at a party. i thought his choice of shoes was disastrous and he thought i was funny. so obviously i went home with him that night. then i fell in love or whatever.

user8 you are literally the blueprint for chaotic but lovable. never change.

yn never will, little gladiator. never will.

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lewishamilton: sunday best, thank you theststyle

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yourinstagram why won’t this damn app swipe RIGHT?!?!?

— lewishamilton wrong app sweetheart

— yourinstagram oh shit 😓 can you show me how to download the right one? ever since ashley madison shut down and farmersonly.com banned me for “unsolicited flirting,” it’s been tough out here.

— lewishamilton maybe try clownsonly.com—heard they’re taking new members.

— yourinstagram wow. this from the guy who once googled “how to impress a bad bitch” and got caught.

— lewishamilton a bad bitch was impressed, wasn’t she? checkmate.

— yourinstagram yeah, well, don’t get used to it. also, happy valentine’s, loser. 💖

— lewishamilton happy valentine’s, clown. ❤️

— user1 y’all are some weirdos 😭🩷

user2 YN GIVE HIM TO MEEEEEE

user3 #NEEDTHAT

— yourinstagram #TOOBAD

— user3 YN PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

user4 need this relationship NOW

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— all works taglist: @luvsforme @yelenasloverrrrr @donttouchthegnote @chelle1306 @bloodyymaryy @km-23mr @stinkyjax @f1kenzzz @ctrlyomomma @aliciaablueprint @theblueblub @namgification @tallrock35 @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @ariellovelynn @shhhchriss @lifeless-firefly @xylinasdiary @evie-119 @itseightbeats @landososcar @velentine @m1892 @blushmimi @evans-dejong @nixisracing @lethalvenus @sainzluvrr @santanasaintmendes @idontknowlmaoo @sainzluvrr @tetetoni @ssprayberrythings @heavy-vettel @tashisgf @daniskywalkersolo @c-losur3 @lestappenslover @linoscrly (see yourself tagged when you don’t wanna be? or you want to be and don’t see yourself? send me an ask!)

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[genericpuff]

What the actual fuck are they thinking-

Okay, the caption might seem overblown but... this is not good.

The main LO subreddit has been closed for weeks now. It closed due to the API protests but considering the options in the community poll were to either "stay open indefinitely" or "stay closed until the decision is reversed", there's a tinfoil hat theory going around that the single mod that overlooks that place saw the API protests as an "easy way out", especially considering how hands-off those mods are. By the time the main sub decided to take part in the protests (after the height of the protests were over) it had already been stated by u/spez that they were not going to reverse the decision. Essentially, the LO subreddit is done.

Do you know what's been happening since it closed? Activity in ULO has been skyrocketing, but we've also been seeing a lot more discourse from people who have been forced to stomach the ULO content after having their main community shuttered.

Listen, I've got a lot of issues with the main sub and the things they've done over the past year. There are definitely some really shitty folks in there who have ruined things for those who are just casual readers by just being way too protective of this comic. But that doesn't mean the main sub shouldn't exist. The main sub, as dead as it was by the time it closed, was still an option for people who didn't want blind praise or relentless criticism/shitposting. Though there were people who tried to gatekeep the shit out of the main sub (attempting to make it a "positive vibes only" space) the main sub was never explicitly designed for only praise, and by the time it closed, it was seeing a lot more balance between praise and criticism (to no one's surprise, because criticism has become a lot more mainstream in the LO fandom, simply due to the comic's undeniably tanking). All that said, it made for a nice middle ground. Even I enjoyed going in there and reading people's takes on new episodes every week, whether or not I agreed with them. ULO was not designed to be the only route for discussion concerning LO, it's very specifically run for one specific purpose and that purpose will not line up with those who are now without a space.

Without the main sub, there are people with nowhere to go. Some people casually grin and bear it through ULO, others have gone to /r/LowSodiumLoreOlympus, but considering how dead that sub is also, it's clear the popular opinion is swaying more towards criticism. I can't imagine what it's like to be a community refugee right now.

So what does that leave for those who don't want to use ULO? The Facebook groups, and the Discord. The Facebook groups are probably the most accessible communities - not everyone uses reddit, not everyone knows how to use Discord, but everyone uses Facebook.

So the fact that the Facebook groups aren't going on a small break, but are going on their own 4 month hiatus?

Not only does this further reduce the options for fandom interaction, but this is terrible for the comic. Hiatuses like this can kill long-term retention, and fandom communities are often the best way to keep that retention on some form of life support.

Think of it this way - if I didn't have the ULO community, I probably would have dropped off LO ages ago, cut my losses, moved on. But it's the fact that I have a community to keep in touch with and have fun with that keeps me on this series. This goes the other way as well, into the casual and praise communities - while I'm sure many will still eagerly return in October, for those who are more casual readers, Lore Olympus will essentially be out of sight, out of mind. And that is NOT something you want to happen to a comic that is already losing traction.

I genuinely do not know what Rachel is thinking closing these groups. And yes, I am pointing to Rachel on this decision because she literally runs the official LO Facebook groups. LO going on a mid-season hiatus over the summer when HALF OF HER DEMOGRAPHIC IS HOME FROM SCHOOL is already such a huge risk that will likely kill her numbers; but to go and cut off her official groups from being able to stay connected and talking about the comic during the hiatus, on a platform OCCUPIED BY THE OTHER HALF OF HER DEMOGRAPHIC, LITERALLY ADULT WOMEN ?? What is that supposed to achieve? If she wants to give her mods a break, sure, okay, do that for a few weeks, but four months? Is she so allergic to fans being able to theorize or "figure her out" (because god knows Rachel doesn't like being predictable) or, god forbid, is she worried about giving them too much "freedom" to reflect and discuss the comic during this time without the weekly dopamine distraction hits that they actually stop and realize how shitty the comic is right now?

All I can say is, as much as we're theorizing that LO is going to be getting a 4th season, I really do hope this midseason hiatus is its last. Whatever life this comic has left is being choked out by Rachel and Webtoons' own hands.

And when it does go out, it better go out with a bang. That's the least it can do for itself and its community at this point.

[toryhis]

Shitpost!

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I recently saw a post on pinterest where a pesronage had "I'm a disappointment to my family!" written on his clothes!

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So, it occurred to me to draw Meliodas with the caption "I'm a disappointment of my father!" .

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AND OH HELL! IF DK SAW MELI DRESSED LIKE THAT!

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🌵Enjoy!🌵

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P.S.: Couldn't resist and drew Meliodas with a ponytail...!

[pileofpawns]

Hello, my name is Turtle Johnson. I make posts so good, that I bring back the dead.

This is my introduction post! The bit above is just a reference to the Super Ghostbusters album by Vargskelethor - You can actually call me Plum! I’m your local turtle girl who likes to talk about silly stuff on the internet. This post is really fuckin long and you DON’T have to read it /gen

userbox credit

Side blogs:

@tortuga-stims －Stim blog

@usagi-yojimbo-fanworks-archive －Inactive. What it says on the tin

@super-ghostbusters-lyrics － stupid ass gimmick blog

About me:

*Note: I’m aware that I don’t need to provide any of this information, but I choose to because I feel comfortable doing so and feel it provides helpful context.

she/her pronouns please, though I don’t mind they/them or any turtle-themed neopronouns.

Excluding pronouns, you can refer to me with any gendered language. You’re fine to default to feminine terms but honestly just go with whatever’s funniest at the moment.

I am a cisgender woman.

I am white.

I’m from (and have lived my whole life in) the Midwest USA.

I am multiply disabled. I have physical, neurodevelopmental, mental, and sensory disabilities. I’m probably considered low support needs. I won’t bother listing everything here but notably I have ADHD, chronic pain from a mix of sources, and am self diagnosed with C-PTSD. I’m also probablyyyyyy (level one) autistic, but I’m not quite confident enough to self-diagnose at this point, and I’ve yet to get professionally evaluated for it.

I’m aroace (aromantic asexual)! (More specifically, sapphic-oriented bold stripe aroace. No romantic or sexual attraction whatsoever but women and femme people sure are pretty.)

I’m 18 years old

I’m a college student! Between classes and everyday life, I’m often super busy so the time I’m online varies wildly. Don’t worry if I disappear for long periods, and feel free to remind me if I forget about something.

I am alterhuman and a furry/scalie! I enjoy all sorts of anthro content and have some kind of connection to turtles, identity-wise. My scalesona and main “kintype” (I guess that’s the term?) is a three-toed box turtle.

I do not have a DNI, but I do block freely. I don’t participate in internet discourse - Just don’t intentionally be a jerk and we should be fine. I am supportive of endogenic systems, multi-attractional-spec lesbians and gays, queer micro-labels and neopronouns, sex positivity and kinks, and human rights for all. Free Palestine, free Congo, free Ukraine, free Sudan, free Haiti!

While I respect other’s boundaries to the best of my ability, the fact that I don’t keep up with internet discourse makes some people’s DNI lists incomprehensible to me.

I don’t have any kind of formal commission sheet or whatever out there but if you wanna pay me to draw something for you please reach out and we can figure things out!

Please let me know when I fuck up. If I’m accidentally being a jerk or spreading misinformation or crossing boundaries or anything, please let me know. This usually won’t upset me, but even it does, it’s more important to me that I know I was in the wrong so I can change.

About the blog:

I primarily post about my many nerdy interests and fandoms (see the list below). I also post the occasional art piece I make, talk about silly or sappy things in my life, as well as queerness, disability, and alterhumanity, and make nonsensical shitposts.

I try to keep this blog accessible as possible but it is by no means perfect. Please let me know if you need anything to be changed, like adding image descriptions, captions or transcripts, or tagging specific content warnings. I promise these requests will never annoy me. I typically won’t add image descriptions to things I’m reblogging (I’m currently trying to get into the habit of tagging these as “undescribed” or “no ID” but the vast majority aren’t), but I do usually add IDs to my original posts. I tag common triggers such as blood, violence, guns/firearms, death, unreality, and food, in multiple formats, though I lack consistency for what formats I use.

Everything will be tagged for organization and so you and I can search for stuff easier. “plums art”, “plum rambles”, and “plum shitposts” are the tags I use for stuff I make.

This blog is generally SFW (there will never be anything I deem explicit) but there might be the occasional mention of sexual topics, bit of crude humor, artistic nudity, or slightly suggestive post, which will be tagged as such. “nudity”, “sexual topics”, “genital mention”, “genitals”, crude humor”, “18+ blog” (indicates a post reblogged from an 18+ blog. My blog as a whole is not 18+), and “suggestive” are the tags to filter if you don’t want to see any of it. Granted, I’m (“black stripe”) asexual, so posts like this are typically portraying these themes in the context of asexuality and other forms of queerness, sex positivity, or the sexual aspect isn’t a focus and is accompanied by something else. Minors can interact with the blog as a whole as this is all extremely rare and I trust y’all to use your best judgement. (Also I’m like BARELY an adult myself lmao)

I change my blog header periodically but it’s almost always a reference to some sort of meme or inside joke. Feel free to message me or send an ask if you wanna know what it’s from, lol. My url is a reference to a collection of old OCs. My icon is my turtlesona, Tir! The title of this post is a reference to the Super Ghostbusters album by Vargskelethor, which I highly recommend checking out. It’s a riot.

I generally don’t do chainmail or reblog bait, even if the intent is to spread positivity. (ex: “Send this to 5 blogs you love”, “Reblog if aro people are valid”, “Reblog for good luck,” etc.) I don’t mind being tagged in tag games but usually won’t participate ^^”

Feel free to send in requests for drawings, fic, stimboards, or anything else through the ask box. I also am always happy to receive media recommendations! If you know any good funk music pleeeeeaaaaase share. Of course, you can also ask me questions or say hi in the askbox! If a question is more personal than I’m comfortable with, I’ll let you know privately, so don’t worry about being overly nosy. I like to yap about myself but I’m able to draw the line. :D

I like to pester my wonderful brother @/jonebone616 on here a lot >:3

Some things I like:

🌟 = shit I really really love - probably special interests

⭐️ = reoccurring interests that are usually intense but are currently laying dormant

💫 = current (hyper)fixations

Beware that consistency does not exist here and that I may ping-pong between interests with no warning

⭐️ Turtles!! (and zoology in general to be honest)

Makin and appreciating art. I draw (digitally and traditionally), write, and dabble in other craftsy things.

🌟 Sonic the Hedgehog (Not well-versed in the comics, unfortunately. I especially adore Amy Rose along with the rest of Team Sonic, and the chao!)

⭐️ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (particularly 2003, Mutant Mayhem, and to a lesser extent, Rise)

🌟 Video games, especially their history and trivia! I am very bad at actually playing them, lol

Animation/cartoons in general

Dungeons & Dragons

Magic the Gathering (very casually!)

Usagi Yojimbo

Tales from the Stinky Dragon (Infinights only)

SpongeBob SquarePants

Rhythm games (Incl. Samba de Amigo, PaRappa, Rhythm Doctor, Rhythm Heaven…)

YouTube Poops (YTPs)

My Little Pony (G4 + G3) (solely in the sense that I loved them a lot growing up and they’re close to my heart bc of it.)

Game Changer + Make Some Noise (Dropout shows)

Super Mario

Tuca and Bertie

A little disclaimer, for the sake of transparency: You might notice a large amount of SouthPark related content from a while back buried here. I was intensely hyperfixated on it for a while in the summer of 2023 until eventually it fizzled out as my distaste for the show grew. While I have nothing against the fandom acquaintances I made during this time, I don’t engage with the show or its fandom anymore. I do not believe that (in a vaccum) engaging with art has any inherent morality.

Other sites:

I post my writing to ao3 under PileOfPawns

You can talk to me on discord @ pickledplums (if you send a friend request please tell me who you are if I wouldn’t already know)

Sometimes I put things on YouTube @ pickledplums

If you wanna buy stickers and stuff of my art, you can find me on RedBubble

I’m an artist for the AAC Image Library ! I don’t post the vast majority of them to tumblr. My symbols are all labeled “by Plum” there!

What you can do with my art:

I’m using “art” here to refer to pretty much everything I’ve ever made - Drawings, writings, ideas, shitposts, whatever. You can do pretty much anything with my art without needing to ask for permission, as long as you’re not making a profit off of it. For anything that gets publicly shared, please provide some kind of credit whenever possible. If you do anything with my art, I’d love to see! These terms may vary for commissioned art, depending on the client’s wishes. If you’re not sure, just ask!

You can:

Make physical goods that include or are inspired by my art, like prints, stickers, keychains, buttons, and shirts, as long as they aren’t mass-produced and/or sold for a profit (without my explicit permission. please ask!). You’re welcome to make your own merch of my designs available on RedBubble, too!

Modify my art, as long as the intent is not solely to remove the watermark and/or signature where applicable (if it gets removed incidentally while trying to do something else, it’s fine). For visual works, this means you can crop it, draw over it, add effects, put it on top a background, etc. For written works, you can edit it and continue/expand upon it.

Share my art by crossposting it to other sites (PLEASE provide credit), downloading it and sharing it privately with your friends, etc.

Use my art as your profile picture, social media banner, or digital wallpaper; as emojis or messaging stickers; as AAC symbols; in “edit” videos (tributes, AMVs/PMVs, memes, etc), moodboards/stimboards, “webweaving”, or similar transformative and/or collage-style content; for any other type of personal use not listed here

Redraw/rewrite, be heavily inspired by, copy, or trace my art. (Seriously, go wild. I do not care). I like to say all of my art and ideas are “public domain” (not literally in some cases where the art in question is a fanwork, but you get the idea). Feel free to steal any of my ideas and rough concepts, regardless of whether or not I’ve properly done anything with them yet. I’m genuinely honored when folks are inspired by my work and ramblings, so pretty please show me if you happen to make anything!!!

🐢🐢🐢 That’s all!

Thank you for reading, and enjoy your stay in my silly little corner of tumblr.

Blinkies below by @/radiotrophicfungi

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #19

no creative caption, but enjoy this helping of shitposts :) also little side note: i promise i’m working on requests and other posts! i’m only able to post these shitposts so often because i have a lot saved in my drafts :,)

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

[announzingforya]

𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝: 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎

Hello, hello, and welcome to the blog!

My name’s Mist, but you may call me Soup, River, or any name under the sun that isn’t offending or inappropriate.

Pronouns, as it’s important.

This blog is just so then I can express myself and interact with others online.

Although I have a lot of interests, my main interests (in no specific order of preference) are:

The Pink Corruption

Object Shows

Just Shapes and Beats

Ǝna (Ena)

Bugbo

Wandersong

Minesweeper

Regretevator

Reminder that I won’t always post about some of these interests, I just like them.

Please do NOT interact if you:

— Fall under basic DNI lists.

— Are a NSFW, NSFT or minor DNI blog.

— Support things that are problematic

— Are a proshipper / comshipper (falls under above rule but I want to make sure y’all understand this one)

— Enforce / project your religion onto others.

[ NOTE: I am fine with adult blogs interacting, just don’t be weird or creepy. I am a minor, I would NOT like to deal with that. ]

I have a few tags I use as well.

Mist’s Shenanigans [Out of context posts, shitposts or other funny and miscellaneous posts]

Mist’s Art [Posts that contain my art] [NOTE: This may contain vent art. I tag vent art with the “vent art” tags, a “continue reading” tag and caption it as vent art.]

Mist’s Ask Responses [Ask responses]

Mist’s Submissions [Submissions]

Mist’s Thoughts [My thoughts and wonders, negative or positive]

Lastly, a few notes.

I have stated this above, but I am a minor. Please keep that in mind when interacting.

I suspect I may have ADHD as I am quite forgetful, my emotions are VERY sporadic and intense, I sometimes have a lack of focus and cannot sit still for the life of me. I haven’t been diagnosed, but I would like to be.

I may curse often.

I absolutely love it when people interact with my posts. Even just a simple like boosts my mood a tad. I am also fine with people mass reblogging and liking my posts.

I use tone tags a lot. I would prefer it if you use tone tags as well, or at least find some way to specify tone that you’re comfortable with.

I am EXTREMELY ambiverted, being chatty one moment and silent the next.

Lastly, I mass like and reblog. Keep in note that if you interact with me and I don’t know you / don’t follow you, I’ll most likely like or reblog a few to many different posts. I may also blow up your notifs from time to time unless you are uncomfortable with this.

Lastly, userboxes.

[ None of these are mine except for the last one about minesweeper ]

Thanks for reading and enjoy interacting.

[ The separators were made by @/cafekitsune, please go give them some love and check them out! /nf ]

[noa-ciharu]

Hi I just send this ask to say that your shitposts mean a lot to me. I reread the twitter ones like rereading fanfics

Awwww thank you!! ❤ I'm glad people enjoy it so much

Now I'm inspired to make this one (but unfortunately I don't have appropriate material from mangas to make it): Fai gets bored one day and we all know that never bodes for anything good. So he posts a booty shorts thirst trap captioned with "don't cha wish your depressed twink was hot like this?"

Family man Kurogane is checking Twitter next morning and what's the first thing he sees? His husband's ass. He nearly choked on coffee, Syaoran rushes to help him but then he sees pic of his mom and chokes on air. Mokona is thriving on this.

"You perverted mage what if my family sees this???" - said family are 3 disaster lesbians and they're currently having a field day. Even Ashura from afterlife is like "daaaamn I taught my boy well 🥺" #proudDisasterParentalFigure

Yuuko beside him sees the pic and she'd be damned if her depressed twink isn't the hottest one. So she visits Watanuki after 100 years just to throw booty shorts over his head. She also leaves a blue bird cuz symbolismTM. Watanuki is shocked and offended by the implications but this is the first sign he got from Yuuko in a century. Maybe he wasn't being slutty enough to replace her shop keeper position? Maybe if he complies she'd come back 🥺🙏

Next day Doumekis open Twitter and see Watanuki's booty thirst trap. Pic is printed in highest resolution, hanged in the living room and worshiped like a shrine.

One morning Kamui is scrolling through social media instead of studying, sees a new trend and needs no persuasion at all.

[annaizscribbling]

I love shitposting but exclusively on my social medias where my only audience is the people who know me irl. Family and friends and coworkers only. How often people approach me to purely ask about my captions on otherwise normal photos. It's beautiful. Here's one from today.

Okay so imagine you are on a date. It's been some amount of time since you've braved thedating world, but here you are, ready to try.

You're at a respectable seafood place, quite agreeable for a first date. You're slightly dressed up, looking presentable for once.

For some unknown reason, you decide to get oysters, because you're sick a scary and I want to study you, and why you would enjoy eating slimy salty fish insides. But you do. Your date laughs and asks if you eat the shells too. You laugh. It's not very funny, but you always laugh too much for a first date

Your date doesn't eat. You do. It's awkward, but your date acts very normal. Your fear of being the uncomfortable factor in this date overrules your confusion.

You finally finish. Your date smiles. "Gonna finish?" your date asks

"What? I am finished?" You say, begining to feel a cold sense of dread run down your spine

"I've got it then," your date says easily. They reach forward with both hands, seizing your plate With no small amount of horror, you watch as your date takes hold of the leftover shells from your oysters in either fist. They crunch down on the shells with bare teeth, grinning through the shattering sounds of breaking shells.

"I love you," your date says, "we're perfect for each other. I finish the shells for you."

Romance is dead

[violetfoxyplushie]

Welcome to Pirate's Cove, but Violet

Yarr, welcome to my meme page archive. Here you'll see me tags and me faq.

FAQ, yarrr.

What is this page?

This is an archive of an Instagram meme/shitpost account that I started on December 28, 2018 after I received the eponymous Violet Foxy Plushie as a Christmas gift. I've uploaded to the page on-and-off since then.

Why are you putting an Instagram page onto Tumblr?

Long story short, existential dread. I realized that at any point Instagram could take down my page, and while it is just a silly meme page, I've put quite a lot of time into it. It's also become a staple of my friend group and has spawned and memorialized many inside jokes. I'd hate to see it disappear overnight since it holds so many memories, so I'm archiving and reposting it here too. Even if this blog is deleted too, I'll still have downloaded everything in the process. And, hey, if the people here enjoy my stuff too then that's fun as well.

Are the posts exactly the same as on Instagram?

Not always. I started this page while I was still in high school, and have grown up a lot since then. The page acts as a bit of a diary, a diary that sometimes had some questionable takes. For the most part I'll keep the original posts and captions and add commentary, but for cases where I find the original caption wholly unhelpful or egregious I just won't share it. I also might change names or tagged accounts from the original for privacy.

I will adapt posts to tumblr formats, to the best of my ability. I might put repeated images into a reblog chain, or post a screenshot of a post instead of a downloaded image where the caption adds visual humor. Some gags might not translate, such as ones where a punchline is only revealed after swiping through a slideshow, but I'll do my best to adapt them.

Do your images have image descriptions?

Yes! They're in the alt text. I'll do my best to put at least a basic description for every picture and video I upload.

Why are the memes so outdated?

I'm uploading all of the public posts starting from 2018 chronologically, so plenty of the humor will be era-specific. I hope this can serve as a bit of a throwback. Not to mention, my criteria for posting are "memes I want to remember" and not necessarily "the hottest and freshest ones." Tumblr cares less about relevance than Instagram does though.

What are your pronouns?

As an entity, the Violet Foxy Plushie goes by it/its (or tit/tits ;). The person running the page goes by something like they/them.

Do you have a DNI?

I don't, but I have an active block button. LGBTQIA+ phobes, racists, xenophobes, sexists, bioessentialists, TERFs & radfems, antisemites, islamophobes, and staunch Zionists are not welcome.

What are this page's content warnings?

I'll tag each post individually starting each tag with "cw," but expect some sexual and edgy humor. This is also a Five Nights at Freddy's themed page, so all warnings for that franchise apply (child death, child murder, abuse, abusive parenting, ghosts, hauntings, etc). I am an adult and will post about adult topics, sometimes including sex, drugs, and kink. I'm not going to tell minors not to interact because that doesn't really stop anyone (I was a minor on the internet once I know how it works), but if you're a minor be aware of the content I post and use your own judgement if you want to follow me. Generally I'd rate this page 16+.

What are your thoughts on Scott Cawthon?

His beliefs and politics are shitty and he shouldn't have donated that money to conservative campaigns. He's not evil, but he seriously betrayed his fans and did harm with his decisions. I'm still a fan of the franchise unironically but I'm no longer a fan of his.

Did anyone actually ask these questions?

Nah, not yet, this is just a convenient way for me to format my introduction.

My tags, yarrr.

#vfp archive- Posts reuploaded from Instagram. They will have the original date of posting and in most cases the original caption.

#vfp new- New posts that I will be posting here as well as on Instagram. While I will archive chronologically, I'll post new pics here simultaneously and reblog them when I've reached their place in the archive.

#vfp commentary- Used for reblogs where I want to comment or elaborate on the meme and its context.

#vfp asks- If I get asks I want to answer I'll tag them with this

#vfp tumblr original- Used for posts that I'm posting to tumblr first, most likely reblogs from tumblr about things that I think are important or funny

#vfp archive reblog- Some of the memes on violetfoxyplushie are indeed tumblr screenshots, and when possible I want to reblog the original tumblr post. This designates a reblog as something I posted.

#vfp reblogs- Used when I reblog from other people

[p3rry-pi3]

Pin pooooost!

Updated: 12/12/2024 :3

I cannot believe I didn’t bother making a proper one sooner

Anyways, info under the cut cause this thing is long as heck, and I didn’t mean to make it that way.

Uh. I shall give a gold star to whoever reads the whole thing, but DO NOT SKIP the DNI part.

I also want to clarify that I have a section with Palestine content, I know people aren’t willing to always look under the cut to actually look for that kind of stuff (I’m saying this as, most people not generally, but sometimes I do the same thing, as shitty as our attention spans are, I think it’s still important that you check these posts out and reblog them. I have been DEATHLY terrified to reblog and post on this account but that shouldn’t stop anyone from at least reblogging this stuff seeing as this stuff is 1000x more important.)

I’ve copy linked posts where you can find: journalists to support and follow, how you can help Palestine donations or not, what you can do to prevent the voting for more weapons in Israel <- this could be outdated!!, and what to boycott.

Do not, and I mean DO NOT skip that part. I can’t control your actions but YOU can control YOUR OWN. I trust you to reblog, like, and share the posts I link.

Let me know if I should make this a separate post for you to reblog, but I hope this makes it GLARINGLY CLEAR on where I stand.

TW; teeth as header in the start and end :]

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Main info

Hey! I’m Perry! Short for Peregrine :)!

I’m a minor (above 10+, I wanna keep this a 13+ space cause of the cussing and my interests in horror art and other scary games. You kind of have to be 13+ to be on here anyway.)

I’m pretty spiritual

I’m busy most of the time so sometimes I spam posts to catch up, but please pay attention to asks I answer as most of the time they are campaigns from refugees!

I’m a 4w5 intp. Idk what this says about me to others but uhhhh yeah.

I study the Paranormal and psychology

I like making headcanons and theories :]

I genuinely enjoy character analyses and overall enjoy video essays on media like indie horror and video games

I love hardcore horror and gore arts of all sorts. So beware of some of that. Ofc I’ll put warnings, just lemme know if I missed something. I also cuss a lot on here! So beware of that :)!

It’s come to my attention people have been posting real life gore of stuff like hyenas and actual victims so…That’s not the gore I meant. Fictional gore; FICTIONAL!

I’m new to the tagging system even now, so figuring stuff out is hard, but I’m equipped with enough knowledge on it and will put warnings in tags and captions since I recently learned you can block tags. Which helps loads.

Please be patient with me!^^

I’m trans, transmasc, and genderfluid. My pronouns are he/him, ve/ver, and rot/rots

I’m also working on getting a career or two in film :)!

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Extra info

My favorite colors are purple, red, black, white, and neon pink.

I’m multifandom

Reblogs are much more appreciated but I’m grateful for likes.

I like mixed media.

Pls use tone tags :]

Please reblog artwork! Shitposts are fine for just likes. Text posts to.

I usually stick to canon ships because certain fandoms make it weird, but I haven’t seen anything in the main fandom I’m in, so I like to ship some.

I’m a multishipper. (Again, this applies to certain fandoms.)

I’m generally inactive here and there, but I like posting most of my fanart here when I can or remember I also post stuff on here.

I cuss on here so beware of that ig

I am half Samoan :]!!

I speak fluent English but I am learning some German.

I have social anxiety and anxiety so posts can sometimes be slower than usual since I’m almost always on my own toes. And because I have anxiety, if I’m being awkward, it’s nothing you did or said, I’m just like that in general.

I have horrible memory so if I post twice on the same day or hour it’s prolly because I forgot about it.

I reference lots of lemon demon and jack stauber.

I blame the jack stauber fanbase for my lemon demon obsession.

I’m the oldest of two brothers so you might hear about them here and there but rarely so.

I’m kind of an idiot, so please be patient if I ask you a third time to repeat what you said.

I have ADHD took a lot out of me to confirm I do. So posts may come later or at the same time due to this.

Biiiggggg undertale and fnaf nerd.

I’m an over analyzer who loves theories. Did you know I’m also an overthinker? (<- sarcasm.)

I don’t dream. I have nightmares instead. That’s where I get most of my OCs.

None of my stuff has age ratings unless it’s like tough topics to touch on or something horrifying.

I ramble lots and ramble even more in tags, so there’ll be lots of tags of just me rambling

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Free Palestine! 🇵🇸🍉

DO NOT SKIP THIS PART!!!!!!!!!

It’s a genocide not a war!!! Z//onists FUCK OFF!!!!!!

I tried to make little watermelon emoji borders so they wouldn’t be confusing, but idk lmk if the borders help section it

I will also continuously update it if needed, and I take constructive criticism if I need to change anything, and no, ‘the only criticism I have is the fact you support Palestine’, or something, isn’t valid criticism. I’ll block you, and it’s not even a funny thing to joke about.

Links I have so far (I wanna remind ppl that if you don’t like seeing your link here just lmk and I’ll take it down, I’m just tryna share the word and I’ll soon make a post on its own abt this cause I think it’d be really important to make a separate post on this)

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Help Heba!!!

https://gofund.me/7a794018

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(This one is sort of just based off someone else answering an ask but I wanted to copy link this one anyways since by the looks of it, they have a lot of pro-Palestine posts)

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How YOU can help Palestine.

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Palestinian journalists.

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No more weapons for isntreal, ceasefire now.

This could be outdated or time sensitive.

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What to boycott.

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Places you should go

My unvale

Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/ratt3nkonig__?igsh=NzA1NGpxYjZ1bGF2&utm_source=qr

Yapping account that won’t let me link for some reason

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Pfp creds:

https://pin.it/1Jt3pb5eS on Pinterest :3

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Tags I think u should check out on here!^^ /nf

Some doodles :) (doodles that are 9 times out of ten fandom related)

Bugsnax ramblings (I ramble about headcanons, theories, characters, in game stuff, etc.)

Mind rambles (theories, it’s a new tag I’m working on updating soon.)

Rambling about shit (shits and giggles at 3 AM)

Bugsnax shitpost (mother load of idiocy from yours truly)

Some doodles (not aware this existed prolly isn’t even from this blog, not used as much. At least I don’t think I dunno.)

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Hyperfixations

Bugsnax

Lemon demon

Jack stauber

Mother Mother

Indie horror art

Analog horror

ARGs

Minecraft

OCs

Spiderverse ITSV & ATSV

Franbow

Sallyface

Undertale

Undertale AUs

DHMIS

Mr. Plant (from Ashur Gharavi)

CoD MW2, Cold War Black ops (18+ content CoD blogs DNI)

Venom (Mostly the movies, but I also enjoy the comics.)

TF2/Team Fortress 2

Death Note (anime) (pray for me…)

Attack on Titan (anime) (I’m revisiting my anime phase, clearly…)

Gravity Falls (thanks, the book of bill)

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DNI!!!

LGBTphobes

Furry haters/anti-furrys

Proshippers/comshippers.

Ableists

MAP (not the art collab meaning, but the other meaning)

Anti-antis

Racists

Z00ph1les

Zi0nists

Anti-microlabels (it is extremely important to me that you understand this is something that’s part of me to a spiritual level. I will fight you.)

Stancest, and fontcest. I don’t care if you claim not to be a pro/comshipper and still ship these two. (Seriously. Why is this a thing.)

COD boundaries In terms of the fandoms Death Note and CoD, I’d like it if you’re not a 18+ CoD blog. I am a minor and since 18+ is unwelcoming to minors - pls do not interact.

Undertale boundaries this is borderline DNI: frisk/chara shippers who ship them with each other or anyone else. F0NTCEST. GET OUT. Anyone who infantilizes Papyrus.

Gravity Falls boundaries listen, I understand Ford and Mabel have flaws but your inherent hate for people who are weird shows when you hate on these characters. I will forever be a Ford & Mabel defender, I don’t care. St4ncest, pin3cest, LEAVE. AND DON’T LOOK BACK.

If you’re anything of the above, please get off my page/blog.

I don’t have much of a DNI, just be respectful and mindful.

Might expand if needed.

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Did you read it?

Did you read the whole thing or at least the “DNI” parts?

Here’s a gold star, as promised: ⭐️

Alright. Go nuts. Be respectful.

[rileyclaw]

thank you for almost 2k followers!! i present , ladynoir . my greatest offering

[eeriekiri]

**cough**cough**Todoroki during the sports festival arc**cough**

[aethernoise]

I consider this some of my finest artistic work.

[cambionverse]

last year liz made these and forgot to post them so here they are now

sorry in advance, this is the worst thing i’ve ever done!!

spoilers for antichrist problems so read that first 

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