#so I guess I’m fucked
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I love the idea of a humanoid Bill Cipher. Like human body with the cool ass suit but the one eyed triangle head. Easily the hottest design. Otherwise, I want the triangle. I know what I am. Again, I am NOT a coward.
#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#gravity falls x you#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#the pines twins#stanley pines#stanford pines#wendy corduroy#soos ramirez#gideon gleeful#I saw fanart of it on Pinterest#and I nearly felt a tear run down my leg#holy shit#this fuckass triangle needs to move out of my head he’s not even paying rent#but bill cipher wouldn’t pay rent to live in your head anyway#so I guess I’m fucked#I’m his wife and his number one fan#if bill cipher has zero fans im dead
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why do i feel like shit this should not be allowed. i do nothing wrong. (glances nervously at The Atrocities on my ao3 dash) i do nothing wrong in real life.
#the good news is it’s not lyme disease#but actually that’s bad news#that’s much easier to treat#so i guess i’m FUCKED#no i’ll be fine#but it’ll probably be months before i’m maybe feeling better again 😔#what even is a thyroid man it just seems uncalled for#genrambles
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have doodle lol
functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore
#sonadow#? i guess#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sth fanart#sonic the hedghog fanart#my art#sketch#sonic to shadow after shadow generations#but dw guys i’m doing fine#work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day#30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN#like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy#just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make#ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR#DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6#anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy#i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing
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Princess Shireen Baratheon

#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#shireen baratheon#my art#i’ve been staring at this too long and I’m starting to dislike so I think I just need to release it into the wild. be free little shireen…#you’ll never guess who put the greyscale on the wrong side of her face and had to redo it btw#I fucked up the royal portrait bro they’re sending my ass to the wall 😣
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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#r2d2#luke skywalker#More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose#and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel#just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something#R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily#like Danm bitch#you live like this?#so uncivilized#and Obi-Wan was like#actually I think I WILL go save Leia#but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever#Honestly#the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit#that somehow managed to find him again after decades#R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.
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Monster hunter au part 9
I wanted to cook a bit more fluff before I get back to drama hehe
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#maccadam#transformers#monster hunter au#Drift#Ratchet#Dratchet#Hot Rod#mtmte swerve#idw hot rod#I made some really cool art for the next part eheheheh#But I don’t have enough energy to write the dialogue for it so I guess I just revisit it tomorrow#I think I’m almost done with this au#maybe two or three more parts and it’ll be finished#I think#…#from the very fucking start I promised to explain why is Ratchet carrying the lantern everywhere with him#and then didnt explain…… :l#yeah well I’m finally uncovering this stuff#let’s see how this goes
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imagine you’ve been through unspeakable trauma in one of the most horrific atrocities humanity has ever faced and you’ve convinced yourself that you’re nothing more than the worst parts of yourself and that you’ll always be alone and then some beautiful british guy drops out of the fucking sky and tells you you’re not alone and helps you remember a time before you lost all your innocence and your whole life was torn apart and suddenly the pure acceptance and love you’ve finally been shown makes you realise you’re more than your anger and your trauma and your shame, and from that realisation you unlock a strength so powerful you can turn satellites on their axis and raise submarines out of the ocean with your bare fucking hands. well that’s what happened to magneto
#guess who just watched xmen first class again#i’m going to fucking CRY#magneto literally makes me so insane you have no idea#i literally love him so much. my number one favorite jewish representation he means EVERYTHING to me#x-men#xmfc#x men: first class#xmcu#erik lehnsherr#magneto#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#michael fassbender#james mcavoy#alex talks#marvel
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Hey kids! Let’s play a fun game called Don’t Feel Guilty For Not Working On Creative Projects!!!
#I fucking suck at this game#but the burnout just hit me like a truck#so I’m gonna rot in bed and recover I guess
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.
#the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass#IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME-#anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while#also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill.#I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski#just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life#I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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“Bruce Wayne did this Bruce Wayne did that” SO WHAT?? SO WHAT IF HES THE DEVIL, RICK? AT LEAST THE DEVIL HAS A JOB. AT LEAST HES ACTIVE IN THE COMMUNITY
#honestly I don’t give a fuck anymore okay Bruce is a child abuser who hates all children and minorities#okay and#like what do you want me to say to that#congrats I guess#he’s not those things but I’m so tired of reiterating the same points#idc who you like just don’t come into MY house and insult MY wife and we’re good#batman#dc comics#dcu#bruce wayne
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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At some point, he made a silent oath to himself that someday, he will repay that girl’s kindness.
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And he unknowingly did
Just a random HC of mine where a little Jenevelle did help a little Durge at some point, set in a time before Bhaal and Shar.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart x tav#shadowheart x durge#dark urge#durge#shadowheart#bg3 fanart#tav#balehrys baenra’hel#my art#fanart#two amnesiacs flirting somewhere in last light inn I guess#watch me dump everything I’ve been drawing for the past months what the fuck#I wasn’t sure if I should put in the short fic but whatever#I’m so sorry for being feral about this#I’ve actually been hyperfixating on them for months but I just got so busy with life
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Chat I locked in .
#and then I don’t do detailed pieces FUCK OFF#you will NOT see me sitting down 10pm onwards staring at my screen rendering metal. no#all you get is doodles and sketches and simple stuff because ☺️#dude I’m going crazy I love him so much. I need him dead. I need him carnally. I need his gender. I need to punch him. I need him to get#ONE. singular happy ending.#at least. bare minimum ONE continuity where he’s happy and he’s getting redemption and he’s getting better#AND HE DOES NOTTT JUST WIPE ALL DEVELOPMENT OR DIE OR GET IMPRISONED#it’s so over#I ordered a tfone figure GUESS WJO 😭😭😭#anyways#transformers#starscream#checkadii
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Prime defenders but it’s only the stupidest things I’ve drawn for them
Banimatic
#bandit's doodles#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi wiwi#jrwi vyncent#jrwi dakota#jrwi tide#I guess#jrwi ashe winters#I’m not tagging everyone in the animatic absolutely not#do you see what I was talking about when I said my vyncent design was gorgeous#not to toot my own horn#I’ve started my first pd rewatch so I’m officially locked in#no turning back#they’ve taken over#I actually winged all the designs in the stupid video excluding the main 3#the Cantrip one is doing things to me#bad and good#maybe one day I’ll post proper fully finished art#(I do that sometimes I promise)#also there’s a secret reason why wiwi’s hair coloring is inconsistent#maybe I’ll tell you someday#fuck I caught myself in another yapfest
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i have this fucked up half baked au that takes place sometime in act three after ishas death and viktors third resurrection where singed fished silco out from the lake and turned him into a shimmer fueled cyborg and they work with the machine herald to take zaun back and also jinx is there but i only have 1/3 of a brain cell and lack the artistic ability to express it in any way other than this image

#basically. machine herald going don’t you miss being the eye of zaun? don’t you want to go apeshit?#i can make freak aus bc i’m not being paid by netflix to do so and also im self aware of my own freako tendencies#singed: the herald sees you benifitial for his evolution silco: who the fuck is harold#jinx about to burn down his office: you told me to break the cycle :(#silco: THE FUCK I DIDNT?#silco arcane#jinx arcane#singed arcane#viktor arcane#machine herald#vilco#sinco#i won’t be elaborating on those two other than#fuck you *hits silco with the boytoy beam*#and jinx gets two more dads to add to her roster so why not#i feel like this needs a warning of some sort but i dont got one#so sorry. i guess?
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