#snotlout Jorgenson

[midoristeashop]

rtte things I never posted??

[bluejulius]

*sabrina carpenter’s “please please please” plays in the background*

[ratlordsarah]

literally came to me in a dream

based off a post from around 2 days ago (at the time of posting this)

two scene draw over thingies at the end are from a beautiful movie called nacho libre btw

[mahoganyrust]

Part 7 of Blood on Bark (vamp&werewolf) AU. - The gang plus toof man. (He and Hiccup are fraternal twins in this AU btw)

Ask and ye shall receive @midoristeashop here’s the full Hiccup fit. XD

[wipyjun]

Spitelout abouta catch these hands 🗣️🔥🔥

drawing chibi is hard but i like doing it so expect more chibi doodles soon, also ignore my snotlout design inconsistencies in the second drawing :P

[neztune]

“I am the reason for my own doom,” I remind myself as I start yet another HTTYD project

So, take the super rough draft of a dumb lil comic I want to make of a moment in a short deaged Hiccup idea I had :3 I didn’t want to forget this one

And in case anyone can’t read my writing, cause I know one of my brothers struggled for a bit….

Here it is-

Tuffnut: “He’s so tiny! Does he even know 2+2?”

Hiccup: “4!”

Astrid: “He’s right.”

Tuffnut: “I knew that!!”

Tuffnut: “Probably can’t even wipe his own nose anyway…”

Hiccup: sniiiff

[soupiez123]

I LOVE THEM

[rttehttydlover]

Httyd/Rtte Characters as Things I Know I Have (and Apparently Have) Said

Hiccup: We are currently ✨butt fuck✨ in the middle of nowhere.

Astrid: Why are there males that have bigger breasts than I do WHEN THEY NATURALLY DONT EVEN REALLY HAVE BREASTS.

Snotlout: I played and clearly didn’t slay, but I played nonetheless.

Fishlegs: I had a breakdown before, I’m having a breakdown now, and I’m gonna have a breakdown after.

Tuffnut: There’s a method to my madness, and said method makes me more mad.

Ruffnut: I’d rather be ✨butt fucked✨ by a cactus.

Heather: Im currently in a love-hate relationship with my mind, body and soul.

Dagur: I wish i was a fish. Zero responsibilities, no bullshit, just swimming in piss.

Viggo: I can't wait to write my own obituary. Why? Because I know whoever writes it will lie.

Ryker: Am I older, yes. Wiser? In some cases.

Mala: Would i pleasure a man for money? No. But I would pleasure a woman for free.

[chaoticarson16]

Guess my favorite httyd character level impossible‼️🤯

Not what I usually post but he’s been my favorite character for like forever and I finally drew him for the first time. Have no idea why I never did but I love him he’s a traumatized asshole amazing. How tf do you draw Hookfang-🧍also peep my sketch on the back of my language arts work that I totally didn’t do

[phoenixlionme]

Nothing

[krikunjayvoice]

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.

[spyderschaos]

Another day, another dragon hunter fleet to burn down to ashes

[tragisbawls]

First time really drawing Astrid. might draw her more because I kinda maybe a tiny little teensy itty bit might like Snotstrid a wee bit. Just a little...

[mildeleaf]

Hahah wonder who my favourites are

[thereweredragonshere]

No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????

WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.