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Cat update for heckin heck of it
Smudge is the brown tabby, Scarecrow is the lynx point siamese ♡
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I know it’s been a million and a half years since there was any modverse collab content, but in honor of the WIP prompt reminding me that this existed - and our own sweet friends at home - have some modverse kitty content from me and @deheerkonijn to you!
(elf cats live a long time shhh)
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The furniture in the parlor was . . . stiff.
Not hard, exactly – the sofa where Gimli sat was cushioned enough that no one could have complained, and even if that had been the problem, there were enough throw pillows (lying scattered across the floor where Legolas had tossed them) to remedy them. It was just that it was almost . . . a little too upright to be quite comfortable, as though made for someone with better posture than he had – even if Legolas, lounging horizontally with his legs across Gimli’s lap, seemed to belie that thought. It was like everything in this manor so far: ornately-carved taps and deep-basined sinks; vast archways and tall, narrow windows with fastenings too high to comfortably open. Beautiful architecture: a building made to be looked at, not lived in.
And yet live in it they did – Legolas, who had navigated this place as easily as he did his apartment at home, knowing exactly which staircase to tug Gimli up to dump their luggage unceremoniously on the bed, rummaging unself-consciously through a tall liquor cabinet to help himself (and Gimli, too) to wine that would have come with an absolutely forbidding price tag in Minas Tirith. Thranduil, who had walked in on Legolas doing this in the kitchen and made no comment but a droll, “More excited to see the wine than your own father, then?”
He sat perfectly upright across the room in his own armchair now, nodding along as Legolas spun an epic narrative of their train journey here. Gimli sat quietly and watched him – watched them, father and son, the ways they took up space in this sitting room. Thranduil’s posture made the space into a council table, the armchair into its head; he sat as though holding court – but Legolas was the one who ran it, whose conversation held the room in rapture, both of them rotating into the captivating orbit of his presence. Gimli wasn’t sure how he felt yet about the Prime Minister of Eryn Lasgalen, but this at least he could admire – that he had made this place, stiff and upright as it was, a home for Legolas.
“– and then he was like, ‘Who do you think you’re visiting, the PM?’ and Gimli just said, ‘Yes,’” Legolas was giggling now, nudging Gimli’s thigh with a heel. “Completely straight-faced! I couldn’t stop laughing. Tell him the rest, meleth.”
Gimli laughed, despite himself – and was this a skill that Legolas had inherited from his father, then? He could feel the effort to put him at ease, to spread Legolas’s own comfort into Gimli – and it was working, softening the room around him like the furniture at his back.
He closed a hand fondly around Legolas’s ankle, trying not to track Thranduil’s eyes tracking the motion. “There’s not much more to say,” he said. “Or, at least, he didn’t seem to think so. Shut up for the rest of the train ride. Not a peep.”
“It was great,” Legolas interjected. “You would have loved it, Dad.”
“I’m sure I would.” Was that smile indulgent or tolerant? Either one was more than Gimli had dared to expect. “Well, I am glad you made it here, at any rate.”
“Me too.” Legolas twisted to aim his most endearing hopeful smile right into Gimli’s face. “I’m glad to show Gimli this place finally.”
“I had hoped you would manage it before your wedding,” said Thranduil. “Some other fathers might have hard words to say about that.” This with an arched eyebrow to match the wryness of his voice. “But, ah well, at least you came eventually. Oh – hello, Smudge.”
Gimli blinked, the non sequitur soaring directly over his head. Had he missed something? – but then, even as he opened his mouth to speak, a patter-clacking interjected in the silence and he turned towards the sound to see a slender tortoiseshell cat slinking its way through the gap in the half-ajar door. It moved very slowly, one dainty paw in front of the other, pale eyes narrowed as it took them all in.
“Smudge?” Gimli said.
“Smudge!” Legolas exclaimed with delight at the same time. “My best friend! Oh, Gimli, she’s been around forever. How is she doing, Dad?”
“See for yourself.” The cat – Smudge – made her way slowly across the room, pausing in front of the couch where they sat even as Legolas dropped a hand to the floor. She sniffed delicately at his fingers, nosing up and down his hand before stretching her head forward until his fingers parted around her ears – but just as his hand contracted to scratch her head, she turned deliberately away, letting his fingers drag along the full length of her body before leaving him to hop up onto the arm of Thranduil’s chair.
“Oh,” Legolas laughed. “Is someone mad at me for being away?” His voice turned into a croon at those last words, the tone he used when mock-scolding Athelas and Simbelmyne. “Were you so, so lonely without me?”
“You might have come back to visit earlier for her sake, if not for your father’s.” Thranduil’s long-suffering tone was spoiled by the twitch of a smile at the corners of his lips – and, to Gimli’s amazement, by the way the cat shoved her head into his hand, his fingers curling around the top of her head to scratch vigorously behind her ears. It might have looked regal, a monarch with his cat, except for the loud purring of the cat and the speed of his scratching fingers – not halfhearted at all, whatever he might claim.
“How are the kittens?” Legolas said. “I haven’t seen a picture in weeks – they must be so big!”
“Big enough to cause trouble.” Thranduil waved his unoccupied hand dismissively. “They’re around somewhere – they always turn up just when you don’t want them. Just like her.”
Did his voice – was that a shade of Legolas’s own croon in his voice?
“Smudge,” Gimli repeated, looking at the cat with a new respect. His first day in the home of Lasgalen’s Prime Minister and he had somehow already seen him soften!
“Smudge,” said Legolas, so fondly Gimli could practically see the hearts in his eyes. “She’s been around since I was a little kid; she’s like the mascot of this place. Cats live a long time here,” he added, at Gimli’s questioning look. “Must be the air.”
The air, or maybe the elves themselves – something about them that kept everything around them just a little younger than it should have been, just a little more sturdy. “How old is she then?”
“Late twenties now?” Thranduil mused. “She was only a kitten when she moved in” – moved in, Gimli noted, as if it had been a business negotiation – “but we didn’t know how old exactly.”
“But I was only a few years old,” said Legolas. “So yeah, must be late twenties. She was my best friend when I was little, Gimli. But she’s got a good few years left in her. Don’t you, Smudge? Come here!” He clicked his tongue.
Apparently, the cat’s ire was no more serious than Thranduil’s, for she hopped down from his chair and pattered her way across the floor back to Legolas’s beckoning fingers. When she reached them, though, he swept a hand under her and scooped her tiny body into the air as she squawked in displeasure. But Legolas only laughed, holding her up above his head as her paws flailed in the air.
“Ohh, you’re such a sweet girl, aren’t you,” he cooed, and lowered her onto his chest. “Come here, yes, that’s it.” In the same motion she had applied to Thranduil, Smudge drove her head into Legolas’s face, their noses colliding as Legolas giggled again. “Do you forgive me for leaving? Yes, I missed you, too. Oh, yes” – He laughed helplessly as the cat nuzzled his face, his neck, her paws now kneading at his chest. “Come here, I have someone for you to meet.” And without further ado he scooped her up again, sliding his whole body upright in the same motion, to present her to Gimli.
“Be careful,” Thranduil warned. “She doesn’t always take to strangers.”
“It’ll be okay,” said Legolas. “Just give her your hand to sniff.”
Gimli extended it cautiously. He’d never been much of a cat person – had never really understood how they ticked. But if this cat loved Legolas, surely they had at least that in common, right?
Her whiskers tickled his fingers, her nose cold and wet and velvety as it brushed just against his fingertips: once, twice. She withdrew, as if thinking – and then, cautiously, she nuzzled up against him just as she had with Legolas and Thranduil.
Gimli glanced to Legolas, and at his encouraging nod, he dared to scratch her behind the ears, too.
“She likes you,” said Legolas, grinning. “See, I told you she would!” He rested a hand on Gimli’s shoulder, warm and reassuring and meaningful. “Everybody does.”
In that moment, Gimli wasn’t sure Legolas was talking about the cat.
He flicked his eyes across the room to where Thranduil still sat, watching them – still with that tiny, almost soft smile, as though at the sight of his son, all of his dryness couldn’t help but fall away.
At least they had that in common. And Gimli felt, all of a sudden, a rush of fondness for Thranduil – for his father-in-law – for the home he had made for Legolas here, for the love he felt for his son and his cat. For sharing his fancy furniture and his expensive wine with Gimli, for welcoming him here, for the sake of the person they both loved.
And as an irrepressible smile began to bloom on his face in turn, as he relaxed back into his seat, Gimli thought that the sofa might have become just a touch more comfortable than it was.
#modverse#my fic#adventures in cowriting#cats#legolas x gimli#thranduil#smudge the cat#don't reblog this yet there's going to be a picture
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(All the other memes I made..)
👋🏼 zeromobydick 👋🏼
#Memes#こんにちは#Konnichiwa#hello#hello world#hello kitty#salut#japanese#japan#cat memes#cute kitty#kittens#kitty cat#kittyposting#kitten#orange cat#cat#kitty#nyan cat#grumpy cat#garfield#smudge the cat#Kon'nichiwa#kittypet#adopted cat#funny stuff#funny
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side B, match 2 (round 3!)
Smudge: "a white cat who rose to fame online for appearing in a photograph seated in front of a salad plate from the Woman Yelling at a Cat meme, sometimes referred to as Confused Cat at Dinner."
Jellie (GoodTimesWithScar): GoodTimesWithScar's (youtuber) cat, that got a minecraft cat skin after her.
a note to the hoard of jellie supporters i know this poll is going to bring to my notes: please vote in the other polls!!
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Type Like a Catgirl and Hurri the Tigris
Doodles borne out of a different doodle of a sleepy girl in a catgirl jumpsuit drawn by @blushily that I really liked.
(Yes, the jumpsuit was so good that Hurri changed her hairstyle just to wear this outfit. I've got a comic about that coming later...)
#type like a catgirl#hurri the tigris#original characters#doodles#hurri#cane#siblings#brother sister#catgirl#tigers#jumpsuit#memes#art meme#woman yelling at a cat#smudge the cat#reddit#reddit discourse#bark like a dog#your below me moron#art#artists on tumblr
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#reanimator#dan cain#meg halsey#herbert west#smudge the cat#I'm certain someone's done this before#if so please tell me
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Made this a while back. Don't really have anything useful to add to it. :3
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So, @myrathefarmer never posted this on their own, but neither did I! It's just been a sticker on Discord and silly emote on my streams.
I wanted to share it 'cause it makes me smile like an idiot whenever I see it.
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Collected Smudge from the Cattery recently and was pleased with how these photos came out
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Washi Tape - Meme Animals 1 - 25mm CMYK
#artist alley#stationery#sticker shop#stickers#stationery shop#small business#artists on tumblr#artistsoninstagram#meme animals#animal memes#just a girl hamster#knife goose#salad cat#smudge the cat#doge#peace sign hamster#scared hamster#shocked hamster#smug corgi#cute animals#funny animal memes#funny memes#washi#washi tape#planner#bujo#bullet journal#kawaii journal
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(All the other memes I made..)
#memes#i should buy a boat#sophisticated cat#fancy cat#fancy dog#dog#dog memes#bjork#funny stuff#funny memes#funny shit#humor#jokes#lol#reddit#nyan cat#grumpy cat#smudge the cat#long cat#side eye#chill af#just chillin#happy#relaxing#golden retriever
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Something I did real quick for the #scissorsevenshadowclash #mememastercontest
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Oh the things Smudge The Cat would say.
I do not own rights to this clip.
#smudge the cat#humor#us politics#celebs#neurodivergent#memes#funny cats#elephant in the room#perspective#social media#influncer#moodboard
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Mochi is the new Smudge 🐰
#cats#cat#caturday#mochi#smudge#smudge the cat#woman yelling at a cat#meme#white cat#real housewives#cat memes#mochi the cat
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