#smol squad

[jellyfosh]

HUH

Well

I- my headcannon of Dark’s height is actually canon. But then again it could be Alan just joking cause i haven’t watch that vid but still- Holy crud I got it right :0

The Dark Lord is Smol- The Smol Lord

Maybe that’s why he immediately killed the CG in the Showdown. Bro got offended by their height. or Dang Second’s overpowered laser totally downsized him. He took the Neko Neko kneecaps fr.

[mothmussy]

Never played a single Pikmin

But I would die for them 💖💕

[haikyuu-moments]

'how to make your ace look like a superstar'

emo bokuto is so damn cute. he looks like a smol bean. i love that whenever he goes into emo mode, his awesome teammates, who are really the unsung heroes, work tirelessly behind the scene to make sure their ace soar <3

bonus- akaashi's setter dump. he looks so pretty. like poetry in motion - graceful, powerful, and utterly mesmerizing 😵‍💫

[thisonesock]

Heaven, after Lucifer rebelled and was cast down to hell: You know what? Not only you will spend the rest of your eternal life banned in this rotten place, we will also give you depression!

Lucifer: What’s depression?!

Heaven: We don’t fucking now, but you get it anyway! >:(

[vrieseasees]

Team Mustang! I'm a sucker for squad guys lol gotta collect em all.....

[gunsatthaphan]

🥺.

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Time travel shenanigans

so

din is yoinked from the future (not grogu era) and ends up joining the batch

he somehow ropes fennec into joining

and mayday

so shenanigans ensue

also they adopt grogu because HE NEEDS A HOME AND HE'S CUTE AND SMOL and din has no self control when it comes to foundlings

Based off a text post I made

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Crosshair: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Din: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Crosshair: What did you do?! Din: NOBODY DIED! Crosshair: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Wrecker: What are you writing? Fennec: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Omega, looking over Fennec's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Crosshair: So we can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or we can listen to Mayday and not do the thing, Fennec: Well there’s a clear right answer here. Crosshair: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

Omega: If I run and leap at Mayday, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Omega, running towards Mayday: Coming in! Mayday: No! I’m holding coffee! Mayday: *Drops coffee and catches Omega*

Fennec: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Crosshair.

Tech: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Wrecker: What are your adjectives? Mayday: …You mean my pronouns? Wrecker: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Mayday: …I dunno. What are yours? Wrecker: Noisy and chaotic! Mayday: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Omega, staring at Grogu in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Tech: Because they growled at me.

Grogu: *eating a cinnamon roll* Hunter: Cannibalism. Grogu: *confused chewing noises*

[denebolablack]

Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?

Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.

Crack sounds

Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-

Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....

Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?

Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!

Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.

Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*

Clint: They broke the breakfast table....

Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

In hindsight, maybe the chalkboard was not a good idea.

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[jellyfosh]

Your teeny sad Dark icon is adorable (poor sad dude though). 🥺

He wishes to say thank you, But you mentioned teeny XD

[harpydrawsstuff]

I LOVE HIM

[feraecor]

Zibrei has a tendency to "collect" people that she cares about. If she cares about an individual in any particular way and they're still in her life, then they've definitely slept together. Her only blood relatives still alive are her father and uncle.

Everyone else that she would be seen with will be former (or current) partners of her's.

This is her version of "i licked it so its mine".

That being said, she has a small group of Rhoa'ni that she works with and they all work under Diyei as disciples of his godhood. They're her squadron and will often be seen on whatever task or mission that they're working on.

[hibdazzle]

He’s my smol boi i love him

[mx-paint]

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[cuddles-with-dragons]

More Bad Batch and Delta Squad shenanigans

Crosshair: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Boss: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Sev: Would you take a bullet for me? Fixer: ...yes? *Crosshair angrily bursts into the room* Sev: *running away* Great, thanks!

Tech: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Boss: Where did you get that? Tech: My pocket. Boss: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Tech: Skills.

Sev: Comparing Tech and Scorch is like comparing apples and oranges. Tech: We’re both unique in our own ways? Sev: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Scorch: Which one of us is the orange?

*The squads are asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* Scorch: Get two more chairs! Fixer: They can get their own chairs. Boss: Make them fight for it. Sev: You only need one chair to beat them all with. Tech: I would never be near children. Crosshair: Kill two.

Crosshair: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Sev: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

Crosshair: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Tech: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Boss: Okay yeah thanks Tech, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Hunter: Scorch, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Scorch: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

Tech: You're violent. Scorch: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.