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[alwaystiredalwayssleeping]

Hello hello new mutual ❤️ I saw your bio says you love 90s players, and lately I've been getting into the older footballers fandom. I'm curious about your top 10 favourite 90s footballers if that's ok? 😊🤝✌️ (I need more footballers to gush about, so far I've discovered Paolo Maldini from that decade😍😘)

Hello~~

Omg, this is an hard question—

Most of them are Italians because when I was younger I always tried to not miss a match and because I didn't have much knowledge about other players, or the foreigner players I knew at the time were very few-

BTW, I had to think 10 mins straight for this HAHAH

1) Edgar Davids

Literally the first football player I ever seen and fell in love with him immediately for his play style and look—

2) Alessandro Del Piero, he was the legend in my class. I loved his hair so badly, then he became bald in 2006 :')

3) Roberto Baggio. No words for him, just pure love for the person he is.

5) Gennaro Gattuso, he could be easily me bcs of his behavior😭 (He has this cute puffy face I wanna strangle him)

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6) Paolo Maldini. Man do I have to say smth?

7) Filippo "Pippo" Inzaghi, he got me jumping everytime he scored a goal even if I didn't like the team he was currently playing for, but damn

8) Last but not least, because I can't think of other football players at the moment, Fabio Cannavaro, he also became bald btw

Help, I hope you could read and understand smth from my poor grammar ahdhag, but thanks for asking!!💘

[smashorpass50plus]

Tanaka from black butler :3

[lil-vibes]

Day 1: You are who you eat

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(heres the prompt list!)

bonus:

[juxtaposedpunk]

That part in Subspace emissary where Samus beat the crap outta Primids with her bare hands to save Pikachu

[bruciemilf]

— I’m not the child you knew.

— No. That child would see you and run.

[akane-kai]

IM GONNA FUCKING LOOSE MY SANITY HE'S HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALLY PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH IT JC STAFF OR I WILL BAWL MY EYES OUT AND COMMIT CALAMITY

GAROU in One Punch Man Season 3 Trailer

[lilybecca1]

[cosmicstarlatte]

Can I share this silly scenario that's been rotating in my mind?

So, MC has a sort of signal when they're up for free use in the HoL, they wear a black choker around their neck, and usually wear their hair up so the brothers can see it. So the brothers have kinda been Pavlovian conditioned into getting excited whenever MC has that combination of choker and hair up.

Somehow, Diavolo learns about this. He trolls the brothers by giving MC a fancy choker to wear at the next fancy event at the demon lord's castle. The brothers spend the entire event completely frustrated, and only get more frustrated when Diavolo insists MC spends the night at the castle.

nsfw mdni // mc gets called 'little one' once

AAAAA AAJSGKGKFKDJGH

I LOVE MEAN DIAVOLO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

You know damn well Diavolo would do some shit like that, I particularly feel he does it most to see Lucifer get riled up; the rest of the brothers are just a bonus to the shenanigans.

Dia would probably point out the beautiful jewelry in front of other guests, even go as far to touch the beautiful choker around your neck, noticing how each of the brothers just grit their teeth. /screaming

The brothers do spend the entire night frustrated, not only have they been conditioned, they now feel like everyone else might jump at you at any second!

That being said, I feel like Mammon would be the one who whines the most, asking you to take it off. </3 😭

Omg at the end of the event you and the brothers are finally excited to go home but Dia stops you, placing a hand on your shoulder.

"MC are you sure you don't want to spend the night?" His hand gives you a small squeeze before lightly massaging your shoulder. "You look like you could use some rest little one. Dont worry Lucifer, I'll take good care of them."

At this point Lucifer isn't even hiding his annoyed face he's just DONE lmaooo

"No, we shouldn't impose on you Lord Diavolo, c'mon MC—" Lucifer takes your hand but you reluctantly hold back.

"Well actually Lucifer I am pretty tired—"

LUCIFER EYES JUST BULGE OUT AHAHAHA (along with the rest of the brothers)

Mammon snaps out of it quick, sweeping you off your feet and going, "Nope. We're going home, cya!"

And Lucifer just smirks and shrugs at Dia, "Looks like we can take care of MC, thank you."

pls this ask was so funny tysm for sharing akskdfkkg

anyway if it were me I'm a hoe and I'd let a few of the brothers hit through out the night anyway, we'd escape for a few minutes when no one's watching 😌

[xcrossversex]

Save the horses, ride the cowboy 🗣️🔥

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

[alwaystiredalwayssleeping]

Words cannot describe my love for him.

[r0semultiverse]

Okay; so, this was an Ice Prince Finn scarecrow!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Shadow of the Erdtree DLC: *comes out*

Everyone: Oh golly oh gee oh gilllibrand! I hope we get to free Miquella and save the world with him!

Me, knowing damn well Miyazaki would never make a completely good Divine Character and ready to spill the blood of yet another God and the Miqey is a bit too much like his momma for my liking:

[andrickstence]

More Mii Gunner!!!!

[sinner-as-saint]

UM EXCUSE ME SIR

ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS I'M MELTING

(also this is giving mob!bucky sending his girl a quick mirror selfie while they get ready in separate rooms for a dinner party)

NO BUT THE RING THE SHOULDERS THE HAIR THE GOLD JEWELRY LOOK HOW SMALL HIS PHONE LOOKS IN HIS HAND THE MUSCLES

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