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My upcoming check is so pitiful wtf
#bad enough that they cut one of my days and a bunch of hours but lord what is this omg#and they expect us to bus it every time we come in but don’t want to pay us#I’m gonna start clocking in early again as usual and clocking out late and also taking a short lunch instead of a full 30 min unfortunately#just to make my full 8 hrs#which I shouldn’t have to do all of this shit#my check is like below 800 ain’t no way when they used to be almost 2k- kidding me bro#or at least a quarter of that#I hate this place#rambling#most of my taxes are already gone because of bills and stuff#man…#and I gave my aunt 300 to pay for our grannies headstone#I told my mom that I’ll take care of it so that she could save/keep her money for herself but oh man#and I still have to pay for her life insurance/ give her some more money because I always give her extra once at the beginning of the month#just so that she could have some money for herself#uajajajaj#emo…#if my boss comes over to me asking me again to not clock in early I’m gonna tell her that I’m barely making 8 hrs anymore and my check is#small as shit#no I am not editing my time
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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )
#I can now rest in pieces#:: my art#dc#dc comics#superbat#timkon#jondami#( last one can be seen either platonic or romantic)#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#tim drake#superboy#conner kent#kon el#jon kent#robin#damian wayne#lmao#literally just#big medium and small#I’m going to bed now#oh shit I forgot#supersons
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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Where my ears.
#where his ears#his ears so small#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#old chilchuck jumpscare scary alert#tw: chilchuck with little ears#my shit
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Creative Dessert Designs By Chef Matteo Stucchi
#art#surreal#design#fun#funnyshit#funny#funny pictures#funny shit#fooding#sweet#pastrytdessert#idolcidigulliver#miniature#chef#matteo stucchi#small world
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what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc
#happy new year. it's been about a decade since dressrosa arc first aired#i thought i was well and truly done with that last edit but this struck me like a bolt of lightning#one last go at it to wrap up the year#also. to be fair to doflamingo: how the fuck do you predict or prepare for this shit#(small aside: dressrosa arc is so badly paced you would not believe how many eps i had to download to pull four minutes together)#one piece#op#CJ's op watch-through#CJ's edits#dressrosa#trafalgar law#donquixote doflamingo#amv#monkey d. luffy#monkey d luffy#lawlu#roronoa zoro#zoro#donquixote rosinante#lulaw
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tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen
#i have been looking at it for 2 days at this point#she is SMALL and LONG#the idea of actual cat-sized izutsumi butters my biscuits <- (g/t loving freak)#love the implication that marcille and falin own izutsumi in the modern AU because cat mom marcille is literally so real#she is 1000% a cat person. in the same way i am a cat person i think where i am good with them but annoy the shit out of them.#oh no. am i gonna start meshiposting now.#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#daydream hour#marcille donato#izutsumi
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hear me out
#lezzyart#my art#illustration#art#artwork#character art#small artist#artists on tumblr#digital art#lapis lazuli#steven universe lapis#su lapis lazuli#steven universe fanart#su fanart#steven universe#gurren lagann#kamina gurren lagann#su lapis#she cant see shit in that visor#but she doesn't care bc it makes her look cool
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shows up to Starfall with a newborn and tells a pregnant unmarried woman (possibly his or his dead brother's ex lover) that he killed her brother. Ned's honor has taken him to places i wouldn’t go with a gun
#Howland isn’t 3 feet tall. he’s meant to be further away#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#eddard stark#ashara dayne#howland reed#jon snow#but small and grubby#mine#fanart#i think r+l=J but also ned cheated. possibly with wylla or with ashara#and that's why he's fine with Cat thinking he cheated#and acts like a dog that shit the carpet the whole marriage#alt text
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The world needs more Yue and Zuko friendship, I squeal just thinking abt the parallels. They deserve a life changing field trip together and if u have abt ideas I’m all ears 👀
Hiii anon this ask fermented in my inbox and in my brain for so long,, so take this??? Post canon yue lives/no war au arts?? Anyway aside from the Parallels and their political position & their duty before hoes grindset I think they could learn a lot from each other. With zuko learning the gift of patience & diplomacy from yue & Yue learning that allowing yourself to feel anger and speaking up can actually be Good.
anyway hypothetical life changing trip outcome: zuko takes an intro gender studies class and yue says fuck
(oh and also must not forget the crush on sokka)
#id in alt text#‘toph should say fuck’ ‘let sokka say fuck’ if there’s one person who deserves to say fuck here it’s YUE#i rest my case#also yea i think comparing his life to yue’s would open zuko’s eyes towards Gender Inequality ksbfhd#he’s like you’re mai but prep what do u mean you can’t throw knives 😤#i can accept sexism but i draw the line at banned military indoctrination 😤😤#i like to think that at one point yue shows zuko how to prepare & butcher small game and he does an absolute shit job at it#+ feels queasy for 3 days#zuko#yue#my art#ash replies#ALSO I MUST SAY!!! DRAWING THIS WHILE READING LIKE THE SUN CH4??? NOT FEELING WELL BESTIES#oh also since we’re talking fics…. js if u see this…… dywtjtb will always be famous
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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safety first! 🏍️🏍️
#me sitting down to draw a small loose sketch:#im always scared of painting but because i started this off with “just a little doodle” i was able to more loosely slap shit down#and not worry as much and have some fun#which rarely ever happens and i worry too much when i paint#but id say this turned out okay#i did keep it too loose and not figure out details in the sketch stage which had me end up having to figure it out while painting which was#also kind of fun#but i might be more careful next time#sonadow#my art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#also yes i am not spending 5 hours drawing his fucking bike
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it's fine lestat, phrasal verbs suck anyway
#that shit is hard af to learn#a lot of mostly small words you put together and if you mistake one of them you're saying something completely different#“i made up with my mom after our argument” 😊 VS#“i made out with my mom after our argument” 💀#<- lestat behaviour#HAHA sorry#anyway i never liked learning phrasal verbs#idioms are where it's at#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#mine#iwtv meme
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Season 3 prediction
#i think mayhaps this could happen#have some small angst while I work on other things#sonadow#sonic prime#sonic prime season 3#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#my artwrok#digital artist#digital art#art blog#my art shit#sonic#sonic prime angst#sonic prime art#sorry for the poor quality#I’m not equipped for comics or writting at all#mini comic#sth
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Ollie dress Remastered but make it sluttier bc the old version was getting itchyyyyy ft. Kari getting her 👀s in 🍹
#ollie#kari#ponti#theyre talking abt early spongebob episodes#a blurry small ponti but hes there alright#its draw my ocs in anything i want even if it doesnt make any sense o clock#au where bruce survived so they go on a stealth assassination mission but have to be whores abt it#everytime i think im slowing down on art improvement i do some shit like this and oh my god what happened#my art#oc#original character#monster boy#monster#monster oc#orc#half orc#tiefling#tiefling oc#demon#half demon#terato#exophilia#monster boyfriend#dress#dress meme
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I am so silly
#styroblr#cvtt!ng#cvtaddict#depressing shit#sh#made of styro#sh cvt#meme#cvt#cvtblr#i wanna cvt#$h cvts#cvtting addict#baby cvts#deep cvts#small cvts#psychath
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