#slytherpuff squad

[chubby-maimaki]

Title: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: Emily has been in love with Aubrey ever since they met. However, she never found the courage to tell her and it's been eating her alive. The solution to her problem? Writing a song about Aubrey. She hopes that's enough for her to express her feelings and for Aubrey to take the hint.

Inspired by Hailee Steinfeld's song "Starving"

Notes: For @forthosebelow.

I'm obsessed with Starving and as I was listening to it repeatedly, this idea came.

This fic has been in my Google Docs for three weeks. But I thought today was the perfect day to post it.

Why?

Well, because it's my best friend's birthday 🥳 . @forthosebelow is the biggest Hailee and Junksen shipper I know, so this fic is my birthday present to her. 😇

Happy Birthday my Queen. I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️

You can find the story on AO3

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

Slytherin: Huffle how much pain are you in?

Hufflepuff: Oh just the normal amount.

Slytherin: The normal amount is zero!

Hufflepuff: huh. I didn’t know.

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

Happy Happy birthday my amazing young sibling! 😍🥰😍🥰🎊🎉

In true older sister fashion, I will annoy you the whole day. And make sure you know how much I love you.

I'm so happy I get to call you a sibling, a best friend, family.

I love love love you

Thank you for being such a light in my life, always listening, always there for me.

I love you G

Big Three forever 💓

Joooo this is so soft 🥺🥺 thank you so so much, I love you so damn much honestly 🥺🥺

You could never annoy me, and I will always be here for you love 🥰🥰

Big Three for liffffffe 💖

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

Says the Hufflepuff

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

[bittercinnabon]

Interaction #72

Person A: oh hey i know that kid, my class helped her dad give her a middle name

Person B: oh? what is her middle name?

Person A: Danger

Person B: . . .

Person B: what

Person A: my sophomore year pre-calc class helped our teacher pick a middle name when she was being born and now her middle name is Danger

(no but seriously, my teacher legit took our advice and the whole school now calls her “baby danger”)

[of-sunshine-and-sea]

It just figured out that my other friend is also small Slytherin. All my friends are little snakes, all of them and I'm a big badger. What the hell what the hell what the-

[ladydrarry]

The Houses based on my friends

Gryffindor: • "Hey guys look what I can do" • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7 Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

I feel like this is a Hufflepuff thing.

I think it’s cute that thing humans do when they see a boat pass and the people on the boat wave at them and they wave back. For absolutely no reason. They don’t know each other they’re not trying to communicate anything other than “LOOK! I am on a boat!!! Hello!!!!” “I see you!!!! On the boat!!!! Hello!!!!!!!!!!” in a genuine moment of wholesome human connection and excitement.

[chubby-maimaki]

G can't control the gay @ridiculously-over-obsessed

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

How the Houses Handle Quarantine

Ravenclaw: Is fine. Sits in front of the fire reading a good book when not telecommuting.

Griffindor: Spends the time getting in shape in his own house gym, while also making plans to lead work outs with neighbors from their balcony.

Slytherin: Plots the revenge of their enemies while simultaneously reading up on the best ways to get ahead. Creates new spells and potions never seen before.

Hufflepuff: After a day eating snacks and watching movies, wonders when this Quarantine will be lifted because oh my god they can’t handle the lonilness anymore.

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

Are you into... Nef's kinks?

My brain mates kinks are my kinks

ask me “are you into ____” and I’ll say yes or no

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

Yeah she is.  She was the greatest Head of House. Even a Huffle can admit that.

Insp

[slytherin-and-hufflepuff-in-life]

The squad in cinema

Hufflepuff n' Slytherin: *giggling like high*

Slytherpuff: *sitting with straight face*

[ladydrarry]

Hufflepuffs are supposed to be good finders but my best friend just lost her phone for the third time today

[slytherpuff-squad-goals]

Those times when Winnie the Pooh is a closet Hufflepuff. Hi just give me food and I’ll be fine.

Those time when you’re coworker offers the chocolate, you know you can’t take it because it isn’t hers to give. Then she brings up cold cut apples from the fridge, and it settles your mood.

#relatable 

[chubby-maimaki]

Happy Jo's Day, my dear Nef ♥️

HAPPY JO DAY, TO MY QUEEN 😍

@forthosebelow