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Tagged by: @bekathescout

Name: Kerensa Age: 17

Country: US

Favorite Colors: yellow, pink

When you made this blog: i think a little less than a year ago

Follower count: like 270ish

Choose a superpower: telekinesis

Favorite drink: sparkling cider

Song you love right now: i want it that way- Backstreet Boys

Dream career: dancer/choreographer

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff

Favorite character of the week: Scorpia from She-Ra Princess of Power

How you like your hair: in some form of braids to keep it from getting everywhere

Christmas or Halloween: Halloween Tagging: @letysssssss @deadegidos (obviously only if y’all wanna, I just wanna get to know ya more)

tag game!

Rules: complete the fifteen questions and tag ten others you who you want to get to know more!

Tagged by: @tiredslytherclaw

Name: Star

Age: 15

Country: US

Favorite Colors: purple and red

When you made this blog: Late November of 2016. Yup, right after the election.

Follower Count: 337

Choose a superhero power: um shooting webs i’m on a spider man kick that includes miles morales and silk aka cindy moon

Favorite Drink: hot chocolate

A song you love right now: live in the moment by portugal the man

Dream Career: writer and athlete

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw, surprise surprise. I’m only rocking the luna lovegood url

Favorite character of the week: not the protagonist of my nano novel that’s for sure lol

How you like to keep your hair: clean, and out of my face

Christmas or Halloween: Halloween! costumes > christmas trees

Tagging: @theinexplicablelogicofmylife, @reallyveryclueless, @hydrate-or-die-drate, @aveline-writes, @fangirl530, @jamjazmin, @benevolenticeprincess, @christine9601, @pathos-logical, and @stillonthe1stseasonofsherlock. If you don’t want to do this that’s fine, you do you.

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Hello random person on Tumblr who I don’t even know. I saw your post about talkin about shows and shit. Is that offer still available? And if your asking to I usually talk like this the answer is no, but I find it funny.

Hello other random person, yes the offer is still open. I love talking about stuff.

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If anyone sees this and wants to talk about shows and shit I would also like to talk about shows and shit.

Like even if I don’t know the thing I will listen to you and still try and convers.

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this post has been demoted thank god i don’t have to think about it anymore

Interaction #41

Professor: what does J.C. stand for in this measure of time?

Entire class: Jesus Christ

Proffesor: good, now what does E.C. stand for

Person A: *quietly* Edward Cullen

Person B: i swear i will hit you if you repeat that

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I don’t even want friends to go hang out with, I just want to swap memes with them at 3am. is that too much to ask? someone who shares my sense of humor to mutually send memes with? doesn’t help that i have the humor of a soft toothpick ig.

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A thing I did once

At my second grade Christmas concert I forgot to put down my stuffed cat so I spent the entire performance trying to hide it under my shirt but we turned around at some points so I just had a giant lump on me that definitely did NOT go unnoticed by a few people.

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I don’t usually post stuff like this on this blog, but everyone can use a reminder to treat people right. During my time working in retail, on multiple occasions I seriously considered, and once attempted, to break my own finger so that I wouldn’t have to go to work that day and would be unable to work some of the stations I disliked for a while afterwards. Retail is hell, and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

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Me, starting Banana Fish immediately after finishing Dragon Prince: you can’t fall in love with more than 5 characters in 1 day, it’s unsustainable living

sees Ash: . . .

Me: oh, well guess that idea’s over, i’m in love now

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Interaction #76

News: he's upset that he can't watch porn in the whitehouse

my coworker: i mean i would be too

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Interaction #75

Person A: ima give you a rock instead of flowers, because unlike flowers, my love for you survives eons

Person B: THAT’S GAY

Person A: . . .

Person B: . . .

Person A: B, we’re dating

Person B: . . .

Person B: SO ANYWAYS

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Interaction #74 (Pt.2)

Me: before you bought the pie I walked to the gas station and got noodles and sour candy

My Guardian: *taking the pie lid and dishes out of my room* you walked?

Me: wait not the lid

My Guardian: this lid? what’s it for?

Me: the pie

My Guardian: oohh, the pi- DO YOU HAVE THE PIE??

Me: no

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Interaction #74 (Pt.1)

Me: hey, how do you heat up the pie?

My Guardian: in the microwave, just cut a piece

Me: . . .

My Parent: . . .

My Guardian: NOT THE WHOLE THING!!!!

Me: *frantically shuts door*

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That’s it. That’s the friendship.

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My friend now responds exclusively in hedgehog pictures. This is quite the morning

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Interaction #73

Person A: *smacks B with tree prop*

Person B: bitch *smack A back*

*A and B fighting with tree props*

Director: okay everybody, we’re about to start, and a reminder to not fight with the fake trees, *mumbling* I can’t believe I have to say that

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I think my favorite part about my mom is how she condescendingly talks to our dog as if she’s a human child that understands. Like a few seconds ago,

dog: *barking at neighbors*

mom: hey, stop

dog: *keeps barking*

mom: hey...I just said there’s no need for that

dog: *stops and runs to her*

mom: thank you, you let me know that the person across the street came home. Even though they do it everyday, you still let me know, so thanks.

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I don’t know what happened but a week turned into 2 months so this is probably a permanent thing

So life update, I bought myself a children’s pop up play tent and I haven’t slept in a bed in a week so, life’s going great