#ladydrarry shut up

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“Don’t.” Harry pulled him back into the booth.

“Help,” Draco cried. “I’m being molested!”

“I’ve thought about it,” Harry said.

“About molesting me?” Malfoy perked up.

“Will you shut up? I’ve been thinking, kind of, of doing kind of like Lockhart.”

“Help!” Malfoy struggled again. “I’m being molested by someone whose life’s aspiration is to be a madman. He might be mad already. In fact,” Malfoy continued conversationally, “You already are. You have a kind of crazed look about the whites of your eyes.”

“I do?”

“So,” Malfoy continued blithely, at last extricating himself in order to sit across from Harry again. “Another fan fallen victim to the charms of Gorgeous Gilderoy. Just tell me one thing. Was it the golden mane?”

“What? No. Ew. Gorgeous Gilderoy?”

“We can forget I said that,” Malfoy said hastily.

Harry released a noisy breath, running a hand through his hair. “What I meant was, he . . . did a lot of stuff. Saw a lot of places, did a lot of things. I guess he might’ve had jobs, but he moved around a lot. It wasn’t like he was an Auror or anything.”

“No, only a world famous author. You’re not going to write, are you? Help,” Malfoy began, with more panic than before, “I’m being molested by a writer.”

- The Way Down by lettered

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You’re telling me that AO3 is down right as I was about to read the new Leo Inter Serpentes chapter :\

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Well let me leave ANOTHER

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Hope the girl in my political science class who tried to make a discussion post about how racism didn’t exist because “she’d never seen it” feels real fucking dumb right now

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I might read the new Twilight book

Please don’t unfollow me

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Every time I catch a sea bass I throw it in the river because I know it can’t survive

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Hey guys! I just have a quick question for ya:

What nationalities/races do feel are underrepresented in literature?

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Magical Name Aesthetics are back in business!

I’ve done this a few times, but for those of you that don’t know, every once in a while I accept asks for magical name aesthetics! Based on what you tell me, I will tell you what magical things I think of. Sounds easy, right?

So to play along, just send me an ask with your name (or nickname, if you’re not comfortable!), your house, and something you love/are passionate about!

I’m ready for them! <3

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My Hufflepuff friend is getting MARRIED

I AM HER MAID OF HONOR

I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE A MAID OF HONOR

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About astrology. Being very over-simplistic, your sun sign tells your core characteristics, those that usually do not change. Your rising sign tells you more foward / external characteristics. Your moon, how you process feelings. Your Venus, how you persue relationships. Your mars, how you take actions. You were both in a transition period, so you may carry traits of both signs.

Interesting! Thank you <3

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Hello world, I am not dead

Even though I haven’t been here in 84 years

Also I just changed my age in my bio even though I’ve been 20 for 6 months now

Anyway, what’s new in the Drarry world? Where did everyone go since the adult content ban?

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NEW HP House Ask Game!

So, I had this new idea last night when I was horribly sleep deprived, so someone please tell me if it’s a bad idea because I have no idea 😂

This ask game (is it an ask game? Y’all aren’t really asking me anything tbh) comprises of you guys telling me a little about yourselves and I’ll tell you what I think your Hogwarts house is and maybe some things that your name or whatever makes me think of!

For example, “Hi my name is ASDFGH and I’m 200. I like bunnies and knitting” I would probably guess you were a Hufflypuffly in that case.

You don’t have to tell me your whole life story or where you live or anything like that! Maybe your hobbies, favorite color, what you’ve done today, your favorite vacation, etc. The more you tell me the better I can guess!

Okay I’m going to stop writing this novel now. If you’re interested, shoot me an ask! I’d love to get to know you all better ❤️

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You would not believe your glove

If Harry and Draco were in love

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A Ravenclaw as Told by Gifs

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I had a bad anxiety day yesterday so now I'm eating ice cream in a bubble bath am I treating myself correctly

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My dad and I are watching the babadook what gay things should I be watching out for