#slander!!!

[rius-cave]

Adam and Lucifer hanging out with Angel and just playing video games or some shit. Lucifer is spacing out and not really paying attention to the two as they do their own thing, Adam is leaning against the frame of Angel's bed while Lucifer is sprawled out on his lap.

Adam: I would make a great house husband.

Angel: A what?

Adam: A house husband! Ya know like a house wife but like... a guy.

Angel: That feels... mildly sexist.

Adam: No, no listen to me. I know how to cook, I clean, I know how to keep a whole a farm alive and I can decently, raise kids.

Angel: Sure... I guess...

Adam: Lucifer!

Lucifer: Huh? What?

Adam: Wouldn't I make a good house husband?

Lucifer: I dunno

Lucifer grins and shifts so hes sitting properly on Adams lap, one hand grabs Adams wrist and pushes it against the side of the bed while his other grabs one of Adams horns and yanks his face to meet his, game controller forgotten in Adams free hand.

Lucifer: You offering?

Angel bursts out into laughter as Adam turns beet red.

THIS IS FAKE NEWS ADAM DEFINITELY CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT

[traincarsandstars]

How adorable are you?

"30 Percent?!"

stolen from: @shieldofbelobog tagging: @curiouskinetic @doloniadiegesis @starlighttrain @sageofjustice @memovia @everlastiingiimmortals @shining-gem34 And whoever wants to do this!

[starspilli]

man of progress

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[shortmexicangirl]

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

[lord-m]

pathetic isn’t really a word I‘d use for colin bridgerton. simon rather dying than marrying daphne was pathetic. anthony going through with marrying edwina until SHE mustered the courage to call everything off was pathetic.

colin contemplating his feelings, calling out his male acquaintances for their chauvinism, seeking advice from his mother and then immediately taking action and putting himself out there without even knowing if his feelings are reciprocated is the complete opposite of pathetic. that requires a whole lot of bravery.

[sshawn-sspenstar]

lmao jk rowling slander in the first psych novel (a mind is a terrible thing to read by william rabkin)

mind you this was written in 2009

[sweeneydino]

Theres a reason Mikey was worried

[readwritealldayallnight]

Simon’s home.

Which means he’s glued to your side.

You wouldn’t have it any other way.

The two of you are in a local bookstore, the shop having caught your eye while out on a stroll together, each of you going to your respective shelves to find your preferred genres.

Simon grabs the first novel he thinks sounds interesting, quickly snatching the book by its spine so that he can cross the few steps back to your side.

His eyebrows furrow when he notices how closely you’re holding a book up to your face, your own eyes squinting at the back cover.

“Havin’ trouble there, love?” He asks as he approaches.

“Can’t believe I let myself run out of contact lenses.” You reply, trying your best to decipher the blur of black ink on the pages.

“Could’ve worn your glasses.” He retorts, something he’d already suggested more than once since you ran out of your contacts and had to order new ones.

“You know I only like wearing them at home.”

“But you’re so cute in ‘em.”

“Yeah well, you’re the only one who thinks so.” You mumble under your breath, though Simon hears it of course, the crease in his brow deepening.

“Wha’s that supposed to mean?” He gruffs out.

“I just got teased a bit in school was all Si, typical kid stuff. Just stuck with me I guess, but it’s fine, I have my contact lenses.” You explain to him.

Simon considers your words for a moment, the gears evidently turning in his head, muscular arms crossed over his large chest.

“And do we know where these fuckin’ tossers are at now?”

“Oh my god Simon, don’t-”

“Have we got any names to work with?”

“That is not-”

“Any addresses?”

“You are not about to-”

“Pictures?”

“I was like ten years old-”

“S’alright lovie, we’ll dig up your yearbooks when we get home.” He simply says, plucking your book from your hands and heading towards the register to pay.

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[chloesimaginationthings]

The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,

[arch-aeology]

Hello gravity falls fandom. I couldn’t get it out of my head until I drew it, so here is my take on Ford finding out about 9/11. (Formatting is weird so click on the photos to actually see it lmao)

[alexxuun]

His Angelina. They can be insufferable together.

[sepiamestus]

Observation

[elliocrett]

Loid "talk bad about my wife and you're dead" Forger

[scurvyboy]

Hi! May I request Wendy and Soos hanging out? Maybe some Dipper and Mabel in the mix too? If not then just Wendy and Soos :3

they're listening to danger days and having a great time doing it