#slab of cans

[weepingfoxfury]

Lonesome chair part deux

I have no words ............. but, then again ;-)

Poor lonesome chair. Placed outside your field without so much as a by your leave ... and now, to add to your bewilderment, you lie upside down in a hedge completely unknown to your good self. I weep for your predicament.

That said ... perhaps this little plastic perch has fallen foul of the Irish tradition of imbibing a bag of cans. Maybe even went so far as a slab of cans. It's a slippery mistake and a road much taken by many on this, the most Emerald of Isles.

I see the aftermath of such behaviour each time I pass through this particular village on my way to the shiny metropolis. Paint peeled benches lying on their backs with the empty cans beside them ... rusted rotary washing lines bent and with the empties in a bag hanging from a broken arm ... encrusted litter bins overflowing with discarded sweet wrappers and cans, obvious sugar overdose victims.

These inanimate objects need help ... someone to reach out and help them up ... someone to speak the necessary incantations ... someone to talk with them and stem this horrifying epidemic.

So ... the next time you're tempted to just pass one of these 'individuals' ... stop and spend time with them or, one cold and windswept night, one or more of them may just follow you home ...

[trek-tracks]

Can't believe I've watched Return of the Archons at least five times and never noticed that Jim gave Bones his jacket to sleep on as an extra pillow, because Bones clearly insisted on taking the Uncomfortable Slab instead of the bunk beds. (It's also possible that they traded off first watch/second watch, which is why Jim is awake and at the window at the beginning of the scene, unless he insisted on staying up all night.) A very chivalrous action for your doctor who always sleeps with his right arm up over his head for some reason.

Thank you to @purpleenma for pointing out this crucial detail

[risibledeer]

milkshakes=happiness. joel=happiness. joel in milkshakes=happiness squared

(tell me if i need anymore tw btw! i hopes these are enuf?)

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[toxooz]

König tummi :3c

[toximblee]

chat how we feelin about the boys ??? tanuki joel design from @mellozheist :D

looks pixelated on tumblr idk why ,,, reference from pinterest !!! idk who made it :(

[claypigeonpottery]

this time the biting and the words are on the same side. so you can drink from it and people will be able to read it lol

(and no I didn’t just bite it this time lmao)

[raptorrobot]

messmer's shitass kicks

[erinwantstowrite]

Speaking of your new and improved canon: what is the story behind Tony being somewhat chill with Bucky? Is he actually?

started writing LoF when i was being nostalgic for 2012 where the Avengers Tower fics were at its height of writing so in my world there is no divorce arc. I have no idea how to elaborate on that other than Tony having Peter around changed shit up because having a kid changes your world perspective a lot

[feyshed]

Scrolling TikTok as one does, and guys.

I found the car, but instead it's like the relationship.

If the car burns, everything burns

[fountainpenguin]

Etho: This is huge; this is actually quite urgent and exciting! ... There's apparently a sale going on at the food store.

Etho: Yeah, he's selling golden carrots. They were 3 diamonds a pop, apparently they're 1 diamond a pop now, and that's huge... Sale includes golden carrots 'while supplies last,' so if they're gone, they're gone.

Etho, peering inside chest: Ohh, nobody got 'em yet! Ohhhhh, this is so good! I'm filling up- I'm filling up, everybody! ... Uh, should we leave some for the other Hermits?

/Deep stare into camera

Etho, cackling: Nah, they should've got here sooner. These are all mine. All mine! Ahahaha!

Etho's S10 #12, 27:16

[mossymandibles]

A good hook nose is always the correct answer.

[cousingregs]

the social network (2010, dir. david fincher)

[150en]

Etho who "picked Kakashi skin because it was the most detailed at the time". Yeah sure he did.

I'm convinced it's the other way around. Maybe he watched Nrt, saw Kakashi doing the copy ninja thing and thought "wow, that's sooo me" then decided to LARP as him forever. (See: trolling people on worms by copying their names+teams)

Maybe Etho wanted to be kks so bad that he looked up Kakashi skins then found the most detailed skin available. And then he got embarrassed about being a nerd, so now he pretends he's indifferent about anime (or maybe he's embarrassed that he can't say sharingan properly). Hence the "it's just a detailed skin + i recognized the character" story.

It's funny how he's still trying to convince people that he's not into Nrt, but he does things like call himself a ninja (copy ninja even, + saying it would be his pokemon abiilty), name his ark dinosaurs ninja storm/ninja striker/ninja dancer etc., and name his sword chidori. I appreciate the commitment to the theme.

I know what you are Mr Copyboy Ersatz... It's okay, you don't have to come out and say it. We understand. <3

Etho the cosplayer

Video links + timestamps for easier access ↓

Worms armageddon & Ersatz - Etho Plays Minecraft - Episode 300: Ender Ender 2.0 [45:18]

Can't say Japanese names - OOGE - Spellbound Caves: Episode 10 [26:49]

Copying noteblocks - HermitCraft S7#31: Welcome To The RipZone [28:50]

Pokemon ability: Copy ninja - HermitCraft S8#8: Yes, The Bees [5:22]

Ninja dinosaurs - ARK Survival Evolved #21: Birds o'Plenty [13:43]

千鳥 ie. chidori (Name above hotbar) - Etho Plays Minecraft - Episode 400: Dreary Ville [3:39]

[starrycometmoth]

I'M SO EXCITED!!

So, to anyone that does not know, a few months ago i sculpted a box in my ceramics class based on MORE MORE JUMP! Well, we just got the criteria for our final project in my ceramics class (I'm internally sobbing cuz I actually enjoyed that class and I love my teacher) and so...

I'm combining my two favorite things and I'm making a MORE MORE JUMP! ramen set!! :D

[danwhobrowses]

Okay yeah I wasn't ever gonna be contained with just one post so, Callowmoore stuff that's on rotisserie in my brain from ep.94

Long and deep looks at each other and a hug right off the bat!

When asked by Laudna if they were okay in ep. 91, Ashton deflected with 'say that again?' and 'are any of us?', but when Fearne asks they give a genuine answer and then also ask her how she's feeling, because she's been quiet and they care

Ashton, despite hurting when they're touched and exhausted so the chronic pain is as intense as the first time, still wanting to cuddle with Fearne - and feeling at ease when they do

And like, the way they were trying to articulate it implies that they've wanted to ask for quite some time, but the timing has been off or situations have gotten in the way, and they don't want to wait any longer

But also they don't ask if they can cuddle they ask if Fearne wants to; they want to, but they ask Fearne if she doesn't want to sleep alone, because her comfort is as important or more important than their own

Fearne given her past experiences with people of course thinks they mean the other kind of company, which she notes she does want (so that's not off the table) but asks if they could just cuddle - to which Ashton doesn't entirely deny either, but notes that they're tired and in a lot of pain right now so they too was asking for the same

Also the fact that Fearne, who has been in a threesome inside a corrupted haunted wood, will later flirt with a dark echo of herself, and spooned with a ghost pirate captain, got so flustered about asking Ashton that she just wants to cuddle

Despite the awkwardness they still just laugh and joke together through it, they're awkward but it's in a sweet way

All of Ashton's immediate action the second they realised Fearne was missing - similar to how they wanted to find her after the shard incident but this time in a position where they could take action - no nonsense, no pissing contest with Chetney about her scent being on their bed, "Find. Them. Now."

And then still being soft after seeing Fearne again, because all that matters right now is that she's still here. And another post I saw said it better but, Ashton never seeks to change or 'correct' parts of who Fearne is; she can still follow cute animals just next time bring a buddy along (which given how they were in bed together would imply meaning them), they love her for her, fae and all, they just want her to be safe

Not entirely ep. 94 but given how on 91 Ashton pointed out that they needed to sleep and 'figure out who they wanted to be', and then here ask Fearne to be there beside them so they could have someone to wake up to, it to me at least says a lot about what Ashton has already decided; and how despite both of them having dealt with grief and anger and helplessness by bottling it up, hiding away, and shouldering it alone, this time they both wanted to just feel at ease with each other