#skwissgaar

[tixuctoad]

Metalocalypse if it were awesome/j

Not at all used to designing ponies, but I really like Nathan and skwissgaar here

[rabid-bat]

Kloktober day 8, Mermaids or Monsters. Shitty Skwissgaar mermaid moment

[murderfacefancam]

𓆩♡𓆪 – announcement .ᐟ

Hey! Cutting the act real quick to let you all know something, my asks are open for general metalocalypse questions, opinions, headcanons, and imagines (all of which accept any ships in the fanbase, like skwistok or dickface, because yknow, thats so metal and brutal)

Another small announcement! typing like how I used to and forcing being obnoxious felt rude and made me annoyed at myself, so i'm probably gonna stop doing that, hope you all don't mind

☆◞ 🧠 ❨ ships + characters ill write for ❩

charles 🧹

no ships because i suck at them, and you all deserve high quality, good headcanons and imagines

y/n

nathan 🌪

nickles / nathan x pickles, please request this. i love this ship.

y/n

pickles 🌾

nickles / pickles x nathan, but only request this if you want, no force ofc!

y/n

murderface 🕯

knubface / murderdick / why does this ship have so many names and why do i not know the main one? / willam x knubbler, anyways please request this one too! i love it a lot, absolutely fave tbh

y/n

skwissgaar 🦢

skwistok / skwissgaar x toki, the boys. i like this ship but not as extreme as the other two

y/n

toki 🚸

tokiskwis / toki x skwissgaar, okay i'll admit its the same level of extreme for nickles, pls help

hammertooth / toki x magnus, im very unsure on this one but not to the point where i won't do it

y/n

magnus hammersmith 🥃

hammertooth / magnus x toki, please just dont be weird about it i guess

y/n

dick knubbler 🧶

knubface / murderdick / dick x willam, theyre perfect, i want them to kiss. NOW

y/n

dr rockso 🍅

if you saw the ship before the next one, i am so sorry. i forgot to delete it before posting

y/n, i understand the appeal, i was upset when i saw that one episode tho. still love him tho

(( I did not write Abigail because I love her to much and I.. I dont think i'd a good job writing her, I can't make her name look bad, she doesn't deserve that!! Abigail im so sorry I love you so much ))

☆─ ⊹ ⊱ rules ⊰ ⊹ ─☆

001 – No NSFW, horrid at writing at it and just dont want too

002 – Remember when I said "don't be weird"? Yeah, follow that. Like, no magnus x young child toki (bery specific i know, but i hate the knowledge that the very person who caused me to list this uses tumblr and will see my post)

003 – Please.. please, don't ask if I do dr rockso x toki AND OR toki x murderface, i just like 'em as buddies, best buddies for rockso even tho he is a disgusting man whose asshair and chest hair deserve to become brittle and hard, like scabs </3

004 – YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REQUEST ME TO WRITE THE SHIPS I SAID I LIKED.

[reapleaser]

Chromakopia

[pigeocore]

You know one thing about Toki is that he's loving, not nice. He's a fucking asshole at times in fact but he has love and joy in his heart

[zombeh]

i know it was excessive with all the hidden groupie bastard children, but if he combined that with sperm donation, there's a more than zero chance that at least two of skwissgaar's offspring might get together and start a family without even knowing.

sorry about the nightmare fuel.

Apology not accepted but it is fine because I had them all killed my picture says so ok

[iamforsaken]

Hi! I was wondering if I can request Nathan explosion with a niece!reader(like 17-18)? And maybe she doesn’t have a good life at home and like she likes to visit him and the others and pickles just up and decided that she’s now his daughter LMAO 😭 (also if it’s ok can it be hc’s? Also if u don’t do fem readers u can just make it gn 🫶)

YAYYY!!! First ask in a while and first time doing metalocalypse so SORRY IF THIS SUCKS!!!

Nathan would definitely be an awkward uncle. NOT the cool uncle, but he wished he was. He is the kind of uncle at a family reunion who gives you a silent pat on the shoulder and a 20 dollar bill and then leaves you alone for the whole time,,, BUT HE REALLY DOES CARE!!

The visits probably started out as your idea and then Nathan would start asking you over because "one of the other boys wanted to see you", which is true, but he just wanted to see you.

SPEAKING OF WHICH. Pickles NAGS about you. classic midwestern mom kind of thing, worrys about if you ate enough, asks how things are in your "actual" home, but of course is still Pickles and offers you drinks. He can be overbearing but he still knows how to be casual even when his parental instincts kick in.

In terms of 'family dynamics' between you and the boys here is how it goes: Nathan: Uncle, obviously Pickles: Dad Skwissgaar: Older brother Murderface: Middle child Toki: Younger brother or same position as you

Charles tries not to get involved in your dynamic withe the boys but he is also legally (and morally) required to check in with you about your home life. He has probably talked to you about moving in full time, probably because Toki asked him to. He is happy with you as long as the band is happy.

Try not to expect very much mushy stuff but eventually it will slip out...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!

[chordsykat]

What do you think of the idea if Doomstar reversed and Toki had to save Skwissgaar from The Revengencers intead?

Well, the short answer to that is I think Toki is a friendly, sweet young man...

Up to a certain point...

I've seen this idea kicked around a bit before. You guys are aggressively going for the heartstrings on some of these asks, lately.

I'm so proud! ;)

But seriously I feel bad I haven't done a fanart free-for-all, lately. Might have to try that this weekend, hmmmmm.

[polyklok]

I just had a funny thought-

Dethklok is in a meeting, messing around, no one paying attention to the matter at hand. Charles is at the head of the table, pinching the bridge of his nose. Abigail is right behind him, annoyed at how unproductive the day has been.

Murderface and Nathan are loudly arguing, Toki is retelling a story out loud despite no one listening, Skwisgaar is strumming his guitar and Pickles is…drunk.

Abigail decides to get things under control. She gets out her phone (smartphone, for convenience), she spends a minute or two typing, turns up her volume all the way, and then-

“The Fitness Gram Pacer Test-“

William, Nathan, and Pickles all freeze. Toki stops speaking at the sudden quietness and Skwissgaar looks up from his instrument.

“Is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively-“

Nathan groans, shuddering as he buries his face in his hands.

Pickles stares ahead, looking traumatized.

Murderface starts to gag.

Even Charles mutters a simple, “Oh god, no.” At the sound.

“Gets more difficult, as it continues.”

“MAKE IT SCHTOP!” Murderface yells, throwing a pen at Abigail, to which she only snickers.

“Dood, I’m act’lly gonna vomit, turn it aff!”

Nathan grips the edge of the table like he’s about to break it.

Charles is muttering under his breath, something about running. Abigail finally pauses the audio.

“What ams their problems?” Skwissgaar asks, unaware of the nightmare that plagued public elementary school gymnasiums.

“Who ams that mans, what’s speakin’s outta her cellsphone?” Toki asks.

“Oh, no one, Toki.” Says Abigail.

Unfortunately, the meeting is never finished, as Nathan, Pickles, Murderface, and Charles all take a few hours to recover from their haunted memories.

[sneakupandhitya]

does anybody elses bonner doing a little boing boing after the skwissgaar guitar riff in the metaslocketsnips intro

[tixuctoad]

I rarely do doodle sheets like this, but uhuh! Ponies :3

[boygurphone]

Honestly. I feel like Infodumping about my mtl oc and it's be a good opportunity too since, no one really knows about her besides me and my friends SOOOOOO infodump time :3

This is "Truck Baumgardner" (his actual name is confidential. No one knows what her name is except for Truck). Truck serves as the music video director and cinematographer of Dethklok, having been with them since almost the beginning. He uses he/she pronouns

(the first reference I did of them) (this is the outfit they actually wear) (I'll make a proper ref soon)

[more info below the cut]

I'm still a little stuck on his voice claim but I'm mostly leaning to either Debbie Harry or Jen from Downtown (Tammy Lang). As of now, Jen has been a place holder voice claim.

She's very much a stoner lol (her and pickles are best friends and likes to do drugs together. They like to get drunk and high)

Speaking of Pickles and Truck, these two loved going to concerts together, mostly punk shows (Trucks favorite genre is Punk btw). The two don't do it often now since Dethklok is one of the biggest bands but they love going to bars and drinking. They're very close.

As of Fertilityklok (Season 3 episode), Truck and Toki are dating. They've been having a situationship

since probably season 1. The two do love each other, they just never said it until after the events in Fertilityklok which did make Truck a lil upset (the events in the episode I mean)

should I mention that Truck has died plenty of times in the past here too? Yeah she's immortal and has always been immortal since she was 15 after being burned alive by her father. He also knows Lucifer and likes to call him Lucy, mostly just to make him upset. She thinks it's funny.

The band all acknowledges the fact that Truck is immortal and they never talk about it. Ever since Murderface learned of this fact, Truck became this dummy for him to experiment with all of the weapons he has. The first time Toki saw Truck die, it was pretty traumatic for him since he didn't know about it. So often whenever Truck is alive, he just listens to her heartbeat to make sure he's alive.

Trucks death lore is a lil complex, if you would even call it that, it has rules. Okay, depending on the injury, Truck can be dead for at least a couple hours or for even an entire day. Though her body always rejuvenates or heals the injury in 24 hours/couple hours. It happens in real time too. I have no idea if that made any sense lol

Getting away from all the death stuff, Trucks relationship with the other band members follows as this; Truck sees Nathan as a Father figure, the only father figure in her life as her own father often neglected her. She sees Murderface as an annoying brother and the two often bicker. She has no hard feelings towards Murderface killing her because she doesn't remember it happening. Her and Skwissgaar I'm working on because I don't know, the two had a quiet falling out to say the least. They just don't talk to each other as much as they did back then.

Her relationship with Charles is professional, they do work together after all. Often Truck tells Charles the music video she has in mind for a Dethklok song/single. Dick Knubbler and Abigail still needs work but I know that Truck loves Abigail more than Knubbler and they love talking to eachother. Her and Magnus used to date but never worked out because they often fought and argued. I think of their relationship like Marceline and Ash from Adventure Time.

That's all I have in me. If you read this far, I appreciate that ! Thank u and I hope you love him just as much as I do :3

[murderfacefancam]

toki after skwissgaar said he cant have his own solo

[reapleaser]

Day 12 create a skwigelf

This is Ymir, SHE WAS NOT MUTILATED BY SKWIG but by her own mother who hated the sight of someone who wasn’t skwiss having his face, this is not skwissgaar hate I love him sm but I think it’ll be fun to have someone suffer the consequences of what it means to be a skwigelf idk if I worded that right but yeah if this does alright I’ll release the other drawings of her (they’re on twt @ Reapleaser if you wanna see them hehe)

[peiorestbonitasmea]

I have a concept for a Metalocalypse oc I've been kicking around for a while now:

An animated plush Klokateer doll named Yngwie (roughly pronounced Ing-vay iirc, named after a swedish heavy metal band guitarist). The mad scientist duo made Yngwie as a means of being cost effective because Charles keeps losing assistants to various things. To solve the problem, they brought a virtually indestructible plush doll to life with some kind of ancient magic. The doll follows around Charles saying things like "Tax benefits" in a heavy metal voice.

I just think it'd be amusing to watch the band hang around the plush. Murderface would not trust Yngwie and is low key afraid of it. Skwissgaar is afraid of Yngwie for a little while, before becoming jealous of Yngwie because Toki spends time with him. Toki adores Yngwie, and finds him hilarious. Nathan and Pickles most likely are indifferent to Yngwie, but may sometimes use Yngwie in pranks.

[matriarchjojo]

I love ladyklok skwissgaar so much you don't understand-