#metalocalypse au

[metalocadoodles]

Man I love gay people 🫡

Day 7 of Dethentines

My original drawing for this entry was going to be a huge bummer, but I couldn't get it to look right so at the last minute I scrapped it and drew this. Happy Valentine's Day

[victoroni-cheese]

Alternate Reality be like

Monsterklok my beloved

[kaanagen]

KLOKLLEGE [ METALOCALYPSE AU]

This is a college AU with Dethklok, written by someone in college as a form of escapism. Let me point out some of their main traits in this universe:

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

24 y/o

Music course

Guitar prodigy

Not that egocentric but already pretty smug and vain

Figuring himself out, but manages to charm a lot of girls with minimal effort

Lives on the college campus

Popular enough to make him worry about his image and what people think of him

Goes to a lot of parties

Works part-time at an antique store on the other side of town so people won't find him and see him as "lesser"

Toki Wartooth

20 y/o

Initially came to study Theology, then switched to Fine Arts but is considering changing to Music after meeting Skwisgaar

Christian but non-practicing

Lives on the college campus

Considered the "weird guy" after becoming friends with Murderface

Not many friends

Ran away from home and forged documents to get an internship to study in America

With no financial help from his parents, works part-time at an antique store and does various gigs around town, which is how he met Skwisgaar and Murderface

Plays guitar as a hobby and is quite good for being self-taught, which helps him land a few gigs

Develops a crush on Skwisgaar as they start working together, but has conflicted views about his sexuality due to his upbringing

Purposely ruins Skwisgaar's dates as they grow closer through their job

Pickles

26 y/o

Initially not in college, but Nathan convinces him to enroll in the Music course

Doesn't get his piercings until after he meets Nathan

Ran away from home and has been living in the back of his family's stolen car for nearly two years

Goes to parties for free food, booze and drugs

Met Nathan after cutting himself while high and drunk at a party—they’ve been friends ever since

Pro at shoplifting

Befriends Skwisgaar after hearing him play at a party

After enrolling in college, Toki offers to help him study, but they can never focus

Has a situationship with Nathan that he's too scared to call anything else

Nathan Explosion

25 y/o

In college for American football

Only got through high school by excelling in football so that was his only notion to go forward

Part of an underground fight club so it's normal for him to be bruised

Pretty popular in his class

Goes to a lot of parties but keeps a low profile

Met Pickles at a party after Skwisgaar bailed on him to study for an exam

His mom enrolled him in a singing class once a week to help him talk more, but no one really knows about it

William Murderface

23 y/o

Wouldn’t be caught dead studying in college after threatening his high school principal into graduating him

Only in college because, once Toki befriended him through one of his gigs, he never left

Lives in Toki’s dorm rent-free to avoid going home to his grandparents

Has a bad reputation that rubbed off on Toki, making them the "weirdo duo"

Used to go to parties, but after getting beaten up trying to hook up with a girl, he gave up on hanging out with the college jackoffs

Doesn't know he has sleep apnea that keeps Toki awake at night

Helps Toki find gigs but usually messes things up, thinking he’s helping (and always asks for a cut of the money for his "help")

Some content I already made for Klokllege:

Pickles and Nathan's first encounters

First contact / The aftermath

Skwisgaar and Toki's soft feels

Glances

[metalocadoodles]

Skwis genuinely looks like a fucking creature here and I love it

[magical-mooni]

Backstage shenanigans

[badpanini]

would you squish them be honest

[romeoeatzkorn]

Erm!!! I hate you 👿👿👿 *Old man’s your Dethklok*

Welcome to the Retired!Klok AU, essentially everyone is retired due to various reasons and now gets up to non-band related shenanigans

[pipartuuli]

"Shouldn't eat that shit, you know. It'll kill you."

From @supersaturnnyoomkitty 's lovely fic "Virgo, Scorpio Rising". 🖤

[kiwiheadhunter]

DickFace AU edit. Basically AU where Knubbler stayed working as a spy for the govt.

[toomanythoughts2]

Hello hi I wanna go over a list of Metalocalypse AUs that I have come up with because I can.

D&D Dethklok: Dethklok are just regular people playing D&D as the Dethklok we know. Charles is the DM.

KidKlok: Dethklok met as kids and have a kiddie band together. They rule the playground and school with their music, singing, and personalities.

De-aged Klok: One (or more) members of Dethklok are de-aged into kid(s) without their memories and it's up to the group (or Charles) to get them back to their adult ages, while also giving them the best childhood they could have.

AgereKlok: They are all age regressors. This isn't much of an AU they're just age regressors. They're the exact same except sometimes they want sippy cups instead of glass bottles.

Late Bloomer Klok: Dethklok forms much later in life, around their 50's. It starts most likely as a mid-life crisis thing that grew out of control, and it all happened post-regular career. Toki is still the baby of the group though.

Godklok (my version): Basically the same ideals except the execution is different. Murderface represents war instead of hatred and ugliness. Toki dies in DSR which unlocks his true power as the god of Death, though this also transforms him into said god, not Toki becoming a god (Toki is no longer Toki, he is death, and a combination of all former human versions before Toki.) Skwisgaar is life, which means he can not die, and in fact unlocks his godlike statue once he lets go of his pride and embraces his role in creating life (Think "Fatherklok" song except instead of making babys, it's about creating life.) Murderface transforms once he learns of his role, not just in the band, but in the greater scheme of the world, as a tactician. Pickles unlocks his powers when he stops indulging in what the world has made and instead indulges in what the world is (Not drinking or drugs but consuming the chaotic energy of how the world functions.) Nathan unlocks his power during his drug trip when he discusses the "hand or the fist" line, where he chooses the hand. Realizing that being intimidating and domineering means caring greatly for those around him and protecting what is important, the earth.

Runawayklok: They're all runaways that met up somehow and joined together to take care of each other. They form a garage band to make money and dream of making it big.

Missing Member Klok: This usually pertains to Toki, but the idea is that the band has mysteriously lost a member and have to go back in time to convince that member to go where they're supposed to be in order to join the band. Or, they must create a time where they meet because the OG has long since past. Usually this AU is focused on the "why" of each members origin story into Dethklok.

Retiredklok: Dethklok has retired and gone their separate ways. But what's this, a new enemy has awoken and they must regroup once more to make another album, except everyone has changed. What does this mean for them? Will the new attitude and personalities coexist or is the magic of Dethklok gone? Will their new aging body's be able to keep up with their former glory? And how will they react seeing their former friends so different? (Think Chinese food scene from IT.)

[froggiesgutz]

My Metalocalypse Villain au (Villainklok)

Summary

in this au while dethklok is considered harmful in its og source material as they cause indirect harm with the doomstar with their songs- villainklok does the same but is aware of their power. every performance, every song is purposeful. they control the whole world and are aware of it.

Pickles

the leader of dethklok in this au is v!pickles. pickles is able to overpower and manipulate those he works with and especially his bandmates. the public assumes nathan is the leader as the front man but behind closed doors pickles controls most actions and decisions he makes. pickles wears his normal clothes on stage but normally wears a leather coat and cap and combat boots over it.

Nathan

v!nathan wears a mask that projects his voice. he stays mute besides when he sings. unlike his og character he is very much a pushover and lets others have control over his power (voice and economic power). he wears an outfit similar to a klokateers with unkept hair. he has a gear brand on his right arm that pickles gave him.

Skwisgaar

v!skwis ends up being severely scarred on his face during one of their first performances. he wears a mask that is close to face bones consistently. he is one of the most threatening members. he basically covers every part of his body up with clothes.

Toki

v!toki experiences the brunt force of the bands anger. he has been treated horribly by everyone in his life and because of that only knows violent behaviors taught by others. pickles often reprimands him for stepping out of line. he wears a collar that is buzzed/shocked when he becomes too much. his outfit is very similar to the one he wears in dethkids

Murderface

v!murderface is very silent. he goes along with everything the band does and has lost all sense of self. he keeps to himself so his character is a mystery. mf only wears a tshirt and jeans and has a lil rat tail.

Charles

v!charles is complicit to villainklok. he joined not knowing their intent but learns very quickly. he gives them everything they want out of fear even tho he technically does have power over them. later he is lured into the church of black klok where he becomes religion crazy and worships the band like walking gods. he looks the same but is very disheveled. his glasses are cracked from a time pickles punched him and he never repaired it.

Magnus

magnus saw through early dethklok’s intent and felt like they could sense it. when confront he felt like he was in danger and brought out his knife. he ended up slashing pickles in the face and running away. his whereabouts are unknown. pickles wears an eyepatch to this day

[taskforce1whore1]

Dadklok for my au, Dethparenting. Might try and start a sideblog for it again idk. But yeah! Dethklok as dads!

[weapon-xox]

au where magnus says "youre in my band" but he means it and it becomes tokis villian arch for all the years of bullying and neglect he recieved from the band and his parents and rockso and they actually get really good and dethklok is dwindling and selling less records but toki and magnus are quickly selling out shows and reaching the top in the charts

[metalocadoodles]

Pickles is so me when that shi happens

Also for once, not a Kloktober post lolol

[magical-mooni]

[louisblue02]

I keep seeing a cheerleader au for metalocalypse, more specifically Skwisgaar and Toki as cheerleaders and I forgot who made it but I find it to be the most hilarious thing ever, I love that concept like I can see that happening but in like a PEN-15 or Napoleon Dynamite style way where everyone else is like a teenager at highschool living their lives and then the two most popular girls in school are two adult men in their late 20’s with thick Scandinavian accents I think more people should draw their adult men favs in pink fem outfits