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Hey folks!

Sorry but the ask box is going to be down for awhile :( I am currently in my last few weeks of this semester so I won't be able to answer anything AT THE MOMENT; my apologies to any who this inconveniences

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Skwisgaar, what is your favorite place you've traveled to?

// I’m not the best at writing Toki and Skwisgaar’s accents but I hope I did it well

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I am very proud of myself for producing an acceptable Murderface design 🫡🫡🫡

Three people want to fuck Retired!Murderface.

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Three people want to fuck Retired!Murderface.

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I'll bite, how does one make it to retirement as a Klokateer? How are the benefits?

(Im not positive if the band counts as Klokateers, so this doesn’t include them)

Step one; don’t die during the bands shenanigans

Step two; make it to at least your mid/late 50s, OR sustain an injury that would make it much harder to work at the Mordhaus/with Dethklok (but that’s not fully retiring as you’ll be changed to something more part time and passive)

Step three: success!!!!!!!!!!

As for the benefits, you get a good sum of money and a veterans discount whenever you purchase a Dethklok related item or any sort of booze like….. anywhere.

If you do die during the job; the company usually offers your family a paid for funeral service and their condolences.

Oh yeah there’s a 20% chance success rate

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pickl,,,?

Yes dear anon, Pickl.

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// Btw; I really fuck w/ asks that are directed at specific characters, they’re rly fun 2 answer :3

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What does Murderface do as a hobby now that he's retired? Does he keep up with his bass too?

Mostly smokes dope and plays bass, but he’s also picked up sitting by the lake (whatever lake he manages to find himself by,) smoking a cigarette and drinking a nice grainy cup of coffee

However with the coming of his granddaughter, Elliot, he’s created a habit of bringing a handful of suspicious mystery gummies and apple juice or milk or whatever the hell he has in his fridge; or maybe he’ll splurge a little and take her for ice cream.

Another beloved pastime of his; is scaring the the ever living shit out of the local kids he sees around his trailer or the park, it’s funny to him.

Him and pickles also spend time together every now and again; drinking and doing dumb shit on pickles’ boat (that explanation is for a different post)

In short; being a dick is his newest hobby.

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hai! love this blog and ur art!!!!

i’m curious— does skwisgaar continue to play guitar as frequently? has he found any other hobbies in old age?

OMG!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!

And yeah! He does play guitar, but he’s finally retired to the Grandpa guitar (despite his insistence he was still 31,) and has actually became quite fond of it, Skwisgaar also picked up painting; as he had also started travelling more (as in all the time.)

That’s it for him really! I mean; other than babysitting but that’s mostly against his will.

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gaar……………………

Gaar.

Hmu if you want more Skwisgaar content /j

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Hi Nathan! What's it like living with Toki?

// just pretend there's the guitar sfx everytime he cusses lmao

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Glad I’m doing smth right

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Retired!Klok redesign!!! Mordaface >:) though he’s the only one who actually got a design, but I guess I’ll have to get to making the others then lol

No glasses ver under the cut

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Did Retired!Nathan too!!!!!!

Nathan really mellowed out after retirement, in fact he actually started to take the time and learn how to take proper care of his hair; earning him the title of Mooshum with the local native kids who snuck by to pocket a few hard candies and hear about the shit he got into back in his Dethklok days, in his mind he’s living the good life.

No glasses ver under the cut

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Retired!Klok Toki!!!!!

Similar to Nathan, Toki got some time to manage himself; and with his recently gained wisdom, he decided to finally to go to therapy— which has been working wonders.

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Though Murderface IS no longer married in the AU; doesn’t mean he isn’t happy, he just has RBF.

Also he’s still a bear.