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If you were to, hypothetically speaking, lick dick's eyes, would they be cold or warm? asking for a uhh.... friend

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Have everyone's favorite bass player as my first official post^_^

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To the Murderface and Nathan I saw at the bakery while playing pony town, I hope your doing absolutely fantastic, it made me giggle seeing others in the fandom for once <3

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if its not to much, can i request any dr rockzo headcanons? i like his weird deranged ass

SURE CAN! i too, like him but mainly his suffering because idk its funny!! (also i luv all of ur posts, you seem so interesting!)

He is the absolute GOD of cheating in board games and any games tbh, he's losing in jenga? "WATCH DIS BABY!!" *throws you at the jenga tower* "I K-K-K-WINN!" he never loses in uno cause he be making that one meme real, shoving those cards up his assszzzz

Eats like shit, a list of what his usual meals look like: 12 twinkies, tv dinner, a popeyes biscuit that has a part bitten out of it (he got out of a dumpster), a icecream toki dropped on the ground, a whole pack of twizzlers (the red ones because everyone hates the licorice, if you like the licorice, why), and a nacho lunchable, sometimes he does spice it up and drinks straight gravy

Banned from two KFCs because he wouldn't stop humping and flirting with the kernel sanders statutes

Sometimes he smells like onion rings, no one knows why

I am convinced this man was at first, heterosexual, but now he doesn't care, he'll take what he can get

HAS MULTIPLE SKID MARKED UNDERWEAR, (and most likely skid marked jumpsuits too but we dont talk about that), speaking of underwear, he kept shitting his underwear so now he doesn't wear them anymore

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HEYY I PLAYED SOME MINECRAFT! IM REALLY HAPPY TODAY! ALSO SOME HEADCANONS AND MAYBE A SLIGHT IMAGINE?!?!

they all have their own minecraft server that they all use and share!!

toki loves playing creative like the child he is (metaphorically and with affectionate intent, of course!)

murderface SWEARS hes good at parkour and pvp but in actuality he sucks at both of tjem [cue murderface fighting to get out of the fight circle while getting his ass kicked by skwissgaar hehehehe]

nathan enjoys mining, prefers using the tnt method more tho, thinks its metal when the others die because they were to close to it hehghgehbehe

PICKLES MY DEAR BOY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES?!?! HE DOES THE COOKING (yas i do the cooking yes i do da cleaning), THE FARMING, AND SOM3TIMS THE BUILDING TOO!!! byt mainly skwissgaar does building, as pickles builds dumb shit and makes everyone else look at it, [*builds a massive penis* guays guys,, come look at what i made doods!1!]

skwissgaar builds a lot, sometimes when hes bored he tells murderface to join him in the pvp ring, promising he'll let him win this time (spoiler alert, he doesn't. ever.)

sometimes charles joins too, no one knows how he got in. is always like "pickles thats not appropriate" or "nathan stop that" and just leaves???

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draw the ugliest characters in cute bikinis challenge

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pickles the type of dood to fart and hold the covers over his lover *cough* nathan *cough* , but gets upset when its done to him, *cough* NATHAN *cough*

awh man i think im coming down with the sickness ;(

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𓆩♡𓆪 – announcement .ᐟ

Hey! Cutting the act real quick to let you all know something, my asks are open for general metalocalypse questions, opinions, headcanons, and imagines (all of which accept any ships in the fanbase, like skwistok or dickface, because yknow, thats so metal and brutal)

Another small announcement! typing like how I used to and forcing being obnoxious felt rude and made me annoyed at myself, so i'm probably gonna stop doing that, hope you all don't mind

☆◞ 🧠 ❨ ships + characters ill write for ❩

charles 🧹

no ships because i suck at them, and you all deserve high quality, good headcanons and imagines

y/n

nathan 🌪

nickles / nathan x pickles, please request this. i love this ship.

y/n

pickles 🌾

nickles / pickles x nathan, but only request this if you want, no force ofc!

y/n

murderface 🕯

knubface / murderdick / why does this ship have so many names and why do i not know the main one? / willam x knubbler, anyways please request this one too! i love it a lot, absolutely fave tbh

y/n

skwissgaar 🦢

skwistok / skwissgaar x toki, the boys. i like this ship but not as extreme as the other two

y/n

toki 🚸

tokiskwis / toki x skwissgaar, okay i'll admit its the same level of extreme for nickles, pls help

hammertooth / toki x magnus, im very unsure on this one but not to the point where i won't do it

y/n

magnus hammersmith 🥃

hammertooth / magnus x toki, please just dont be weird about it i guess

y/n

dick knubbler 🧶

knubface / murderdick / dick x willam, theyre perfect, i want them to kiss. NOW

y/n

dr rockso 🍅

if you saw the ship before the next one, i am so sorry. i forgot to delete it before posting

y/n, i understand the appeal, i was upset when i saw that one episode tho. still love him tho

(( I did not write Abigail because I love her to much and I.. I dont think i'd a good job writing her, I can't make her name look bad, she doesn't deserve that!! Abigail im so sorry I love you so much ))

☆─ ⊹ ⊱ rules ⊰ ⊹ ─☆

001 – No NSFW, horrid at writing at it and just dont want too

002 – Remember when I said "don't be weird"? Yeah, follow that. Like, no magnus x young child toki (bery specific i know, but i hate the knowledge that the very person who caused me to list this uses tumblr and will see my post)

003 – Please.. please, don't ask if I do dr rockso x toki AND OR toki x murderface, i just like 'em as buddies, best buddies for rockso even tho he is a disgusting man whose asshair and chest hair deserve to become brittle and hard, like scabs </3

004 – YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REQUEST ME TO WRITE THE SHIPS I SAID I LIKED.

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i love you.. :')

i luv u to babie gurl yu fine as heel i wont u !!

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So that's when I got a little silly

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Genuine question, why are all of the dethklok members hot. EVEN THE CHEF LIKE UHHHMM DAMN, (mainly the chef and murderface tho TEEHEE)

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toki after skwissgaar said he cant have his own solo

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it makes sense to me

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I changed my flipping mind, mawh gawd, moederface and magnus should sooo get matching trampstamp tattoos! OMG, it'd be so fawking kayutee biatch!

Translation for anyone that needs it

I changed my flipping mind, my god, murderface and magnus should sooo get matching trampstamp tattoos! OMG (oh my god), it'd be so fucking cute bitch!

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This image reminds me very much of murderface. I also wanted to bring up that I think he should be more slutty, he deserves a butterfly trampstamp tbh!!! Like just look at him, who doesn't love a homophobic fruitbowl with a little butterfly tattoo on the rear?

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my whole goal is to just post the worst things known to seen and read by anyone. wish me luck! :3