#skk rant

[uzi-x33]

Soukoku/taylor swift rant (trust)

tw possible mention of sh, though it’s up to interpretation🤷🏼‍♀️

why does every Taylor swift song fit w soukoku?😭 like maybe it’s js cus im a delusional swiftie and skk shipper but omfg they fit so well, like cardigan- pleasseee😭😭✋ it’s literally their song‼️

“you drew stars around my scars.” THATS SO SOUKOKU😭😭😭

And a huge part of illicit affairs fits them too

“and you wanna scream ‘don’t call me kid, don’t call me baby! Look at this god-foresaken mess that you made me!’ You showed me colors yk I can’t see w anyone else. And you wanna scream ‘don’t call me kid, don’t call me baby! Look at this idiotic fool that you made me! You taught me a secret language I can’t speak with anyone else. And you know damn well, for you I would ruin myself. 1000 little times.” idk maybe that’s a stretch but😭🙏 daylight is so them tooo agghhhhh!!!!!

“and I can still see it all, in my head, back and forth, from New York, sneaking in your bed, I once believed love would be, burning red, but it’s golden.”

PLEASEE GUYS TRUSTTT THEY ARE SO TAYLOR SWIFT CODED ITS LIKE SHES BEEN SECRETLY WRITING ABT THEM💀💀 (me nd my friends have made that a joke that she has been writing abt them😭)

Also here take these sketches of Dazai with a therapy cat bc i said so:33

[villain-byteniwoha]

Oh sskk with their opposing black and white aesthetic (both in fashion and in ability), their parallel backstory, their shared loyalty to Dazai (who is canonically preparing them to become partners, mind you), their clashing ideals; the way Atsushi unearths the humane side of Akutagawa and how Akutagawa, in turn, nurtures Atsushi's rage.

The fact that they make each other hold on to their self-worth... So, so much of the text can be read as romantic, it's insane to me.

Akutagawa's ability is literally using his clothes as a weapon, and for him to be able to give Rashoumon at all while leaving himself bare to violence? Just so Atsushi, who's always had to beg for the pain to stop, who's just gained control over his damn ability to regenerate, can be armored—be stronger.

Tell me that's not a metaphor for vulnerability, I dare you. The inherent intimacy of giving someone your cloak to shelter them while you take the brunt of the harsh environment. The contentment of having the person you love, safe. (This is an ode to Chapter 88 btw in case you didn't notice.)

Like—there is something so raw about being someone's enemy. It is showing the worst parts of yourself (the anger, the self-worth issues) and knowing your other half will come back to you, regardless. It's feral and wild and uncontrollable; Akutagawa will bear his scars like they are the most tender love marks, and while Atsushi may heal, he will always know the pain of Akutagawa's claws.

Their abilities aside, they just click with each other, but they live with circumstances where that connection is (portrayed as) unwanted. BEAST is proof enough that they can bond over the horrors of their past, where others would not be able to comprehend them.

There's also, you know... Something something, Atsushi telling Akutagawa that he's more than what Dazai says. Akutagawa telling Atsushi he's stronger than his past. Something along those lines.

Something something I love you because I know no other way than this, where I does not exist nor you and all the other love sonnets in the world.

[evilkaeya]

ADA member: hey tell me about your pm days-

Dazai: :[

ADA member: -with Chuuya

Dazai: :D

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

why does he keep doing this

[malin-la]

You can pry this adhd x autism couple from my cold dead hands

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

some of you guys are too skk brained. some of you guys need to remember these mfers know other people

[atzidraws]

Top-zai and Bottom-zai... But what about Switch-zai???

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾❤️‍🩹☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾🧡☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾❤️‍🩹☽༓･*˚⁺‧

A slightly self indulgent nsfw rant is abt to unfold

this may or may not be out of character for Dazai and Chuuya so I'm sorry-

Seeing the discourse about whether or not Dazai should be a top or a bottom is so funny to me. Not because of how ridiculous it is (I actually enjoy seeing some valid points being made on both sides), but because honesty??? Switch-zai has some potential! I like the idea of Dazai being able to be dominant or submissive depending on what he or his partner thinks at the moment.

Like Chuuya could be flirting with Dazai when he least expects it and Dazai would become a flustered mess about it. However, Dazai could also have his moments of cockiness that gets Chuuya equally flustered when he's least expecting it.

A scenario that pops up in my head that sums up my take would be Chuuya pinning Dazai. Usually for Dazai, he would expect such actions to come out of Chuuya but something that would always get him would be when Chuuya pins him in a seductive manner and gets on top of him. No chill, just very straightforward. Something about that just excites Dazai. However, there are times where Dazai also finds enjoyment in seeing Chuuya moaning and whimpering his name while under him. He likes seeing Chuuya taking pleasure as well.

Though, Dazai would only let those he genuinely trusts dom him (aka chuuya).

It's okay to disagree with my take lol, this was mostly written as a small self indulgent rant at 4:30 AM. I saw someone on Twitter have an argument over this discourse and I just wanted to share my thoughts based off the tweet.

If y'all wanna give me your takes about the discourse or head canons I'm open to hearing them! I like seeing different interpretations!

[dax-enfinity]

i hate that ship where you have to give the characters a complete 180 for them to even work on paper, and then you don’t even recognize those characters anymore because the shippers just make the ship the characters only existing trait.

[ratsbanes]

Chuuya and Dazai just before a mission, a very dangerous mission, after a big fight.

Chuuya: Now go scare the shit outta me by dying to hopefully fix whatever problem you have with me.

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: See you later, asshole.

[flamie-42]

mischaracterization rant

took a scroll on twitter (for some reason) and came across a post that was about how Dazai "abuses" Chuuya by using his corruption in the same way Mori abused Yosano's ability..

What the actual fuck?

This is so baffling to me and means someone just cannot do media literacy (bc even in the anime this is far from the truth) or they hate dazai so much they will find any way to shit on him. and idk what is worse

From JUST the anime Dazai never forces Chuuya to use corruption. It ultimately is Chuuya's choice. Do the situations make it so Chuuya is forced to use Corruption, probably. But the point still stands, Dazai cant make Chuuya do shit and he knows that.

For fucks sake in Dead Apple Chuuya literally says "don't stop me" before using corruption. In the guild arc Dazai literally says "so you make the choice".

im sick and tired of this shit

[uzi-x33]

I don’t romantically ship kunizai (me and my bsf r just like dazai and kuni fr, and also idk, I Js don’t ship it romantically🤷🏼‍♀️) but with the new chapter BROOO THE ANGST OPPORTUNITIESSSS, NOT JUST FOR DAZAI BUT FOR THE WHOLE AGENCYYY AGGHHH😭😭😭😭 I wanna draw their reactions to his death now (that’s probably not gonna happen🤑)

dazai: “HES WHAT?! NO ATSUSHI YOUR JOKING! you’re joking.. right?”

GRRRRR THE ANGST AHHHHH IM SO SADD BROO, IM NOT EVEN CAUGHT UP TO THE MANGA AT ALL💀

LIKE IMAGINE AKU HUGGING A SOBBING ATSUSHI AND AYA AS HE COMFORTS BOTH OF THEMMM AHHHH😭

bro give aya a freaking break, give all of them a freaking break🙁

ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI‼️‼️‼️‼️

KUNIKIDA IS ALIVE KUNIKIDA IS ALIVE KUNIKIDA IS ALIVEEEEE

I can’t chat😭😭😭✋✋

also Chuuya comforting dazai over it AHHHH!!!!!! Cus I do think dazai cared abt him so so much :(😭😭

[soukokumychildren]

Chuuya: *slams fist on table* God DAMNIT I’m so gay!

Atsushi: what makes you say that?

Chuuya: *aggressively gestures to his laptop screen* this, damnit. This!!

Atsushi: *peeks over*

Chuuya’s screen: *Shows clip of original universe him collapsing on Dazai’s lap*

Atsushi: THAT OPENLY?

Chuuya: THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

Atsushi: *gaping mouth*

Chuuya: Honestly it would be less gay to kiss at this rate.

Ranpo: But you’re gay, Chuuya.

Chuuya: *flatly* yes Ranpo thank you

Ranpo: What’s the matter with the original version of you guys getting together?

Chuuya: Because it doesn’t make sense! And because of what *he raises his hand to gesture to quotations with fingers* “people have gathered” they aren’t “cannon”. Essentially neither of them made the first move towards getting together relationship wise. But it’s so obvious! In so many fucking waysPEOPLEAREGODDAMNEDSTUPID. *feathers fluff in anger*

Ranpo: You mean the creator of the univer—

Chuuya *throttles Ranpo in the head with a manifested sandle Asian-style to knock him out*

Atsushi: *Glance of fear* what is going on

Chuuya: I’m angry at stupidity that’s what

Atsushi: *Inhales before drawing out a sigh so long that I ran out of space to typ—*

[evilkaeya]

domestic skk

[stinkypire]

my frustration with the bsd fandom is that their bias hatred towards mori causes them to be stubborn in not analyzing mori's character at all. yes, he has done bad shit, but 80% of the characters has as well. bsd is a morally gray world. they simplify him to "pedo sadist that fiddles children" like just wtf. the sa dazai headcanon and theories spread around and shown in the fics are just so disgusting and triggering. you're taking such an intersting, mysterious, and well written character and painting him as the source of every problem in the BSD universe (basically making him a scapegoat). it's illogical and stupid. you're allowed to dislike characters, just appreciate how well written they are and don't simplify them down/mischaracterize them due to your contempt towards them.

[peppermintytsushi]

my friend: i hate enemies to lovers

*shows bungo stray dogs*

my friend: ... okay this one is fine

[lunarelly]

there are probably many logical theories as to why dazai is no longer covered in blood when he reveals himself to fyodor as not actually being dead but in my head chuuya patched him up and wiped away the blood i’m happy living with my delusions (: