#sixteen souls hcs

[sixteen-souls]

[SPOILERS FOR ‘TWELVE BONES’]Hc that post-canon, once the group has moved into the new house Sam bought, Sam paints a family portrait of them all together so that the ghosts can be included too…but he also adds Mitch to it, so that he’s still there, even if he never got the chance to actually live there with them💜

[teddy06writes]

X Reader Fic Masterlist

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Dead Poet Society:

General/Unit:

Charlie Daltons Annuel Dead Poets Holiday Party: Halloween Edition Diner Days Everything Falls Apart Study Session Repercussions Dating the Dead Poets HCs

Neil Perry:

Music of the Night Why'd I Guess the Ending? Anywhere... Just Not Home Happiness Here For You A Quiet Moment Everyone But You

Todd Anderson:

Favorite Poet Surprise Cuddle Sessions Friday Night Fun, Monday Meetings

Steven Meeks: Of Little Love Poems, Secret Admirers and Anonymous Notes

Charlie Dalton:

Friends to Lovers Hcs

Gerard Pitts: None yet

Richard Cameron: None yet

Knox Overstreet: None Yet

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The Outsiders:

General/Unit:

Being the Fourth Curtis Brother HCs Thanksgiving Special '24

Dallas Winston:

Never Fall In Love Again No Matter What Ghost Stories Late Nights By The Fire Oh How The Turn Tables People Watching Whumptober '24 Day Twenty

Sodapop Curtis:

Golden Too Old? Yeah Right! Meltdown Soda x theaterkid!reader

Two Bit Mathews:

I'll Try Too Old? Yeah Right! Spooky-est Place On Earth

Darry Curtis:

Pumpkin Spice Everything Hot Tea Heals The Soul Morning Routines Whumptober '24 Day Two Whumptober '24 Day Twenty Three

Johnny Cade:

Protective Cool, Calm, and Collected-- Until He Smiles

Steve Randle:

1955 Chevy Delray

Polyam Jally:

Take Me Back to the Night We Met

Polyam Dallypop:

I Told You It Was A Dumbass Plan

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Top Gun: Maverick:

General/Unit:None Yet

Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw:

Whumptober '24 Day Nine

Jake 'Hangman' Sersin: None Yet

Javy 'Coyote' Machado:None Yet

Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: None Yet

Robert 'Bob' Floyd:

Whumptober '24 Day One Thanksgiving Special '24

Mickey 'Fanboy' Garcia: None Yet

Ruben 'Payback' Fitch: None Yet

Polyam Hangster: None Yet

Polyam Bobnix: None yet

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The Bear:

Carmen Berzatto: None yet

Sydney Adamu: None Yet

Richie Jerimovich: None yet

Marcus: None Yet

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Peaky Blinders:

Tommy Shelby:

Can't Sleep? Whumptober '24 Day Five Get Some Rest Soft Nights Ghost of His Lips Bitter Goodbye

Arthur Shelby: None yet

John Shelby:

Whumptober '24 Day Seven

Lizzie Stark/Shebly: None yet

Alfie Solomons:

Interrupted Date Nights Lost Words Win Win Much Ado About Nothing Whumptober '24 Day Six Whumptober '24 Day Ten Whumptober '24 Day Eighteen Whumptober '24 Day Twenty Two Tired... "You know I have no problem with either." New Year, Same Us

Michael Gray: None Yet

Luca Changretta: None Yet

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Star Wars:

Cassian Andor:

Stubborn

Jyn Erso: None Yet

Polyam CassianxJyn: None yet

Bhodi Rook: None Yet

Din Djarin: None Yet

Han Solo: None Yet

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Lord Of The Rings/The Hobbit:

The Fellowship: None Yet

The Company: None Yet

Aragorn:

Whumptober '24 Day Fifteen

Boromir:

Whumptober '24 Day Eleven

Legolas: None Yet

Gimli: None Yet

Frodo Baggins: None Yet

Samwise Gamgee:

Harmony

Pippin Took:None Yet:

Merry Brandybuck:None Yet

Faramir: None Yet

Eomer: None yet

Eowyn: None Yet

Bilbo Baggins: None yet

Thorin Oakenshield:None yet

Kili:

Whumptober '24 Day Seventeen

Fili:

Whumptober '24 Day Four

Bofur: None yet

Bard Bowman: None yet

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The Umbrella Academy:

General/Unit:

Whumptober '24 Day Sixteen

Number Five Hargreeves: None yet

Klaus Hargreeves: None Yet

Diego Hargreeves:

Whumptober '24 Day Three Whumptober '24 Day Nineteen

Allison Hargreeves: None Yet

Luther Hargreeves: None Yet

Viktor Hargreeves: None Yet

Lila Pitts: None Yet

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Marvel:

Bucky Barnes: None yet

Sam Wilson: None yet

Natasha Romanoff: None yet

Loki: None Yet

Druig: None Yet

Makari: None yet

Sersi: None yet

Eddie Brock/Venom:

Quiet Days

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Criminal Minds:

General/Unit:

Thanksgiving Special '24

Spencer Reid: None Yet

Aaron Hotchner:

Whumptober '24 Day Eight Whumptober '24 Day Twenty One

Derek Morgan: None Yet

Emily Prentiss: None Yet

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Wicked (2024):

Elphaba Thropp: None Yet

Galinda Uppland: None Yet

Fiyero TIgelaar:

Long Day Take Care of Yourself Fears, and Comforts for Them

Polyam (Any combo of the three): None Yet

More potentially to be added...

[lathez]

Thank you beloved Sulphur @sulphuricgrin for tagging me in WIP Wednesday!!!! It's a biiiit late, but I'll tag @hadvarandralof and @kiir-do-faal-rahhe because I happen to know you have a WIP Jules...🤔

I do actually have most of Chapter 4 of Epistle finished, I've honestly just been in such a nightmarish depressive episode I was quite literally eating off of dirty plastic forks for a week because I couldn't get out of bed without sobbing. So if you've received a message from me in the past week that seems a bit callous; I've been struggling and just generally not myself. Sweeping apology.

Anyway, I HC that the dragon cult has a Bible, with a book written by each dragon priest as well as a few dragons. Miraak and Paarthurnax's books are part of the "Apocrypha" which in Christian tradition are the books written about the Messiah that were not included in the official biblical text.

There are two parts to Miraak's book, "Manifesto do Acolyta," and "Aberrations." The Three Aberrations were a series of three acts - Dignity, Vanity, and Self - committed by the Clergy and specifically Hevnoraak against Miraak to deprive him of his knowledge of being Dragonborn. Miraak's worshippers, the Bloodskaal clan, believe that when Miraak returned to this knowledge the Three Aberrations would become the Three Accordances were the natural righteousness of the Aurbis to be balanced -- meaning karma's a bitch, and Miraak gets his revenge.

I honestly went back and forth on whether or not to post this; this is Miraak's detailing of the Three Aberrations which I would say are graphic in nature. I'm putting the triggers and text below the cut with a gif separating triggers and text, and I would kindly ask if the trigger warnings bother you, please abstain from reading further 💚

TW: Violent R@pe, G0re, Religious Trauma, Emetophobia, N3crophilia, Dehumanization

THE THREE ABERRATIONS OF MIRAAK

The Aberration of Dignity On the first day I bent the pyre, upon which two cut slates, with fine grit, had been fashioned to grind my knees and forearms, and which were still rust-stained from the boy bled prior, who had been ground to death a fortnight past, so this smelled strongly of iron; from then I was shackled and stripped of my robes, and before the long violation, Hevnoraak spoke at once upon the thralled:

"Look upward and see how your obedience serves you. For the death of sixteen dogs, death is proper and expected; still, I extend the bitter hand of mercy. Look upward and see my goodness; the Son has chosen me to cleanse his Father's whore."

Then I was made to bite upon the Canis root and was molested before the court. When he was not buried within me, it was the backing of a mace, or, more often, the glass flute of an empty wine bottle; this I preferred, as it were, the pain of this was strong enough to knock me briefly from the plane, and I was very pleased in the thought that I had died. This continued for a full turn of the dial and ended only when the slate had sanded my knees to the ivory of the bone. Tossed to me by the courtesans was a cut of raw beef liver, which had gone rancid in the Southern heats, and having been abused in that way, I could not stomach it. When I produced it again, a boot upon my skull forced my face into the mess, which I then ate once more.

I was left with blood and release between my thighs and liver sticky on my lash. I felt all these things dry on my soul.

The Aberration of Vanity On the second day my hair was shorn, and my scalp was left bloodied and raw. My mother's last memoir, I wept as it fell about my shoulders and harvested to leash me to the bearing pole there beside Hevnoraak’s iron throne. For many hours I was set to act as a common dog, this being penance for the death of Morokei’s sixteen. When not occupied whining for scrappings my internals remained too damaged to digest, I entertained any number of passing courtesans, who looked upon me with pity but did not disobey the lich when he ordered them to lash me, or rape me, or relieve themselves in and upon me.

Long then had my mortal will withered, but the dragon in my belly still roared and scraped wildly upon my ribs, and so even as I whined as a good and meager dog might, even as my deep wounds festered and began to squirm and itch with maggots, even as the salt of urine and my mettled blood left me choking on the tattered remnants of my body, my soul betrayed me, and I was not done.

When I began to lose consciousness, I was ligatured and dragged by my split back to the wolf den. As much as I had then bore and ached, it was then that I felt first inhuman, as they curled their starving selves around my vile form, and their whines cried Zeymah as they lapped generously upon my leaking wounds.

The Aberration of Self On the final day I was given robes in which to dress, although at this time the wounding to my insides had left me unable to control any bodily functions, and I could not walk on my legs, which were then bowed and growing a sickly shade of green; so to say, I felt just as naked and perhaps more vulnerable. My tongue had grown puffy in my mouth and the battering to my skull had left me unable to produce much coherent speech or thought.

As I was brought to my knees before Hevnoraak once more, my robes were pulled from my shoulders, and a blade was pressed between the dip there. I do not recall wincing or drawing back; I pressed against it, the wasted remains of my spirit still grappling for hold within the bloated, stinking sub-thing I'd become.

It left me at once in a horrible wail as I met the mummified gaze of my mother upon the embalming table there as the lich crested sickly upon her dead and freezing form. My mother, the gentle half of my soul, who's blood I bathed at her holy and necessary behest. I had held her eyes in my fist and known my pain was blessed; she would not be defiled, and would rest at the wing of the moth for eternity, and this was good and righteous. But here she lay before me, and as the courtesan finished skinning the sigils upon my shoulder, I wept:

“Krosis, Qiilaan, Qiilaan,”

And when I awoke this all had withered, and time had left me too, and I was born something else entirely. Something mortal. Something soft and gutty. Something starving.

I will not starve anymore.

[askthewarrior]

Full Name: Gabriel William Lopez

Species: Human

Age: 36 (I am more than willing to alter this to suit a point in the story/AU)

Sexuality: Gay

Gender: Cisgender male

Birthday: March 23rd

Occupation: Warrior in the Original Order of the Stone, currently a wandering hero

Alignment: Lawful Good

Appearance: Gabriel is certainly a looker and certainly above average height at an impressive 6"5. He has copper coloured skin and heterochromic eyes with one being dark brown and the other a grey-blue. Not only is Gabriel tall in build but also incredibly muscled, making him a tough opponent in a fight. He wears his dark brown in a loose ponytail which starts at the top of his neck and end just below his shoulders. On the off chance he isn't in sporting his usual ponytail, his hair is either loose about the same place the ponytail ends or it's in a bun hidden beneath his helmet.

Attire: When not in his usual, heavily enchanted armour, Gabriel's clothing leans more towards casual and comfortable, generally a baggy T-shirt and trousers with a hoodie.

Demeanor: Throughout his life

Pre Season 1: Pre Season 1, Gabriel is quiet and shy and a bit of a people pleaser. He is afraid to disagree with others for fear of conflict. However, during his time in the Order, Gabriel quickly gains confidence and becomes the well known hero everyone knows and admires.

Season 1: Gabriel is still a kind soul but, during the dark times, has a habit of acting a bit more cocky and confident than he actually is in order to give those around him a confidence boost. He also makes some (admittedly terrible) jokes to attempt to lighten the mood.

Post Season 1: Post Season 1 Gabriel is quiet and somewhat mistrusting of people he doesn't know. Sure he'll still smile politely but he can't help but wonder if he'll end up fighting someone and he fears what he doesn't know, leading to him getting a therapy dog named Audrey and his travel companion, Shadow the horse. Depending on who he's with, his personality can change. To those who knew him best, he is still the confident, warm and eager man they knew but to others, he seems shrouded in smoke and mirrors and is all mystery.

Strengths

Gabriel's most strongest point is, of course, his physical strength. He makes for a tough opponent in battle due to this and his uncanny ability to predict what his opponent is about to do. However, he is a good ally to find on your side

Gabriel is naturally a bit of a charmer with his rogueishly good looks that leave some of the fangirls/boys swooning. He has used this to his ability in a tight situation before

He takes in those he considers vulnerable and the orphans left from the raid on a village. This is down to his naturally kind and caring nature

Weaknesses: We all have em

Gabriel has a habit to put others before himself and this has nearly got him killed on multiple occasions. If not killed then certainly hurt in one way or another

His strength. He does sometimes accidentally hug someone too hard and end up hurting them

He is still kinda a people pleaser and this doesn't always end well for him

A brief backstory (and a few hcs about the other Order members):

Gabriel came to England not long after his parents had been killed in a raid in Mexico. It was during his time in the orphanage that he met Magnus and the two hit it off, despite Gabriel's (at the time) lack of English. Gabriel was brought in by a family already expecting a child but with a comfortable income.

Not long after however (about a year or so after his adoption) his adoptive parents divorced and his father was a fairly absent figure. Despite his mother's insistence, Gabriel helped to raise his younger sister, Beth.

At primary school, Gabriel reunited with Magnus and made three extra friends; Ellegaard, Ivor and Soren.

Thanks to both of his adoptive parents remarrying, Gabriel ended up with five more younger siblings - one boy and four girls. The last of his younger siblings, a sister, was born when he was sixteen years old

After he and Ellegaard graduated from university the Order of the Stone officially formed. During this time, Gabriel and Ivor started dating, marrying two years afterwards. When their group fell apart, Ivor and Gabriel stayed together and helped build Gabriel's temple.

Neither know when they decided they wanted a family but when a 10 year old Jesse and 7 year old Jess were placed on their doorstep with no memory of their former parents, the two men took them under their wings.

Two years later however, Gabriel and Ivor divorced after Gabriel realised what Ivor was planning to do to reveal the truth and the guilt of not stopping Ivor sooner still crushes him to this day.

A few facts

Gabriel has fostered other children, including Petra, after a court case of child abuse

Gabriel eventually settled down about six months after Season 2 to better take care of his kids but does still go out adventuring and rescuing others

He has autism

He took in most of the New Order (except Olivia, whom he is ninety nine percent sure was adopted by Ellie)

After a long, hard road to reconciliation, he eventually remarried Ivor

The witherstorm left him with scarring to say the least. He can't forget the screaming of the storm's victims and now he's afraid to get sick lest he nearly die again....

With half a dozen siblings, it's no surprise that Gabriel is a natural parent

His favourite music genres are folk and music. Favourite songs include Rocky Road to Dublin, Bones (by Sail North, not Imagine Dragons), Drunken Sailor, and Song of the Sea (which he used as a lullaby for Jesse and Jess

I'm afraid the ask box isn't open just yet as I still need to do the rules of the blog 😅

[skythealmighty]

i wanna to share my inner demons headcanons so bad but i don't know anyone who doesn't aphmau is cringe, is into mid, or is into mcyt.

p a i n .

so just give me some of your hcs if you have any pls sadfasfd.

APHMAU I HEAR?? I actually really like Aph

But let's see I'm not brring for headcanons right now BUT I am brring for Radio Souls

If you want to know, RS is an AU where four people, all from different time periods, get stuck in radios. A shadow of their former selves, they can no longer age, see, or touch. All they can do is touch and listen.

The first one is Tommy Innit, a sixteen-year-old from the 30s. He's been around the longest, simultaneously the oldest and the youngest. It's a miracle he hasn't gone insane by the time the Minecraft family find him and take him in. His radio is an old, wood-carved one, with gray faded accents. The dust hasn't all been brushed out yet, and it's clear that it's an antique.

The second to get stuck is Karl Jacobs, an eccentric man from the 50s. He had a purple suit, one-of-a-kind, and wore a monocle, making him easy to spot. He's wallowing in his sorrows when Punz and Quackity find him, fascinated by the voice in the radio. It isn't long before they get attached and become friends. His radio is a sleek black with gold accents, intricate designs littering the box.

The third is a prankster from the 70s, who wore orange to make himself stand out, named Sapnap. He loved the Beatles, and it was his only comfort until George and Dream found his radio at a garage sale, taking it home with him and quickly adjusting to the new roommate as they caught Drista talking with him. His radio is a blaring, bright orange, a simple plastic box with a black outline.

Last but not least is Connor, a simple teenager from the 90s. A jogger who loved to make jokes, the class clown, his affinity for making others laugh is probably what leads Hbomb to fish his radio out of the junkyard, calling Charlie and Drista to meet up with him, the four of them becoming quick friends. His radio is a washed-out dark blue with red lining, older than he is and likely rare.

I love this AU too much

[hualianff]

(Chef HC AU)

Auditory Hallucination — Funguypiano

After failing to earn money while working at a well-known charity fundraiser, HC was kicked from the orphanage, on the streets at thirteen years old. He was taken in by an older restaurant owner who gave him a place to stay, work, and taught him how to cook.

HC worked his way up the ranks of the restaurant industry, cooking and cleaning in various kitchens. There would be days when HC felt like he was the walking dead. His feet would have blisters, his hands would have rough calluses and burn marks; his heart felt like it was beating on its last whim.

Years later, HC was accepted into his top choice culinary school at the young age of twenty-four, The restaurant owner who took him in had passed away two months into his study, and since then, HC has been alone.

He had no one to come home to, no one to share his successes and concerns with, no one to look forward to seeing every day.

It’s no secret how vigorous and challenging culinary school is. In addition to weathering the grueling working conditions, hours, and level of difficulty, HC continued to cope with the scars leftover from his abusive parents, exploitative environment in the orphanage, and other chefs he was forced to work with.

After surviving culinary school, HC’s life turned very formulaic, waking up at the crack of dawn, working for sixteen hour shifts, and going to bed late at night—only to repeat the process again.

There were days when HC didn’t want to get out of bed. Days when he didn’t want to open his eyes and look at himself in the mirror as he brushed his teeth, getting ready for another day where he worked his ass off to achieve his future goal of being a successful chef with his own business.

Though he met several dependable colleagues along the way, HC clawed his way up to the top of the mountain, bare-handed with a tired soul.

Life was better when the restaurant he opened finally gained traction and popularity in the big city. Another half decade whizzed past and then HC had Michelin stars under his belt and numerous locations in different cities.

But it wouldn’t be until he managed to cross paths with XL again—the person who had shown HC kindness and mercy for a crucial mistake—that HC’s spirit would begin to lift and shed its weariness.

There are still days where a long day at work will have HC recalling his junior chef days, or even his time at the orphanage. HC’s face of steel remains intact as he interacts with his employees, clients, and customers, but whenever he finds time to himself—in the bathroom or in the car—HC feels like his head will explode, clutching his head in agony.

Only one year after getting to know XL and having the honor of dating him, they have moved into HC’s bigger apartment, where there is plenty of room for XL’s things, and of course, XL himself.

Now, HC has someone to come home to.

When HC turns the key to his apartment, pushing the door open with a deep sigh, the clanging of dishwater greets him. It’s a sound he’s heard nearly everyday for years, a sound he’s very much used to.

After he slips his shoes and coat off, HC walks into his kitchen to see XL laboring away at the stove, wearing his ferret-patterned apron, hair pulled back into a long braid.

“San Lang, you’re home!?” XL yelps as he catches sight of his boyfriend out of the corner of his eye. HC barely has time to nod before XL comes bounding over, glomping onto the taller man, kissing his cheek.

“Hi, Gege,” HC says quietly, automatically wrapping his arms around XL’s waist. “I missed you.”

“I missed San Lang too. I always do,” XL says with a light laugh.

When he goes to pull away, XL realizes HC’s grip doesn’t loosen. XL then notices the sudden dampness on his shoulder where HC’s face is buried into the fabric.

“San Lang!? Are you okay?” XL exclaims, worried. HC’s slightly trembling form answers his question.

XL gasps, wasting no time to pull HC over to the couch, sitting them down side-by-side. He physically extracts his boyfriend from his shoulder, hands coming up to cup HC’s cheeks.

Tears well up one reddened and puffy eye, accompanied by a wobbly lip.

“San Lang...”

A hitched sob.

“I’m- I’m s-sorry, G-Gege,” HC hiccups, curling in on himself. “I d-don’t know why I’m like this right now.”

“No no no, there’s nothing wrong with crying,” XL whispers softly, thumbs wiping away the stray tears. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

HC shakes his head out of habit. He grasps onto XL’s hands that cup his cheeks, nuzzling into the gentle touch. HC squeezes his eye shut, then reluctantly opens it to meet XL’s sweet eyes.

“I’m just so t-tired,” HC mutters hoarsely, voice cracking at the end. XL nods in understanding, lips parted and eyes misty.

Tired meaning exhausted.

Tired meaning sad.

Tired meaning helpless.

During the very rare instances that HC cries in front of XL, XL can’t help but cry himself in response to seeing HC’s tears. One, because it doesn’t happen often, and the fact that HC sheds tears means he’s barely holding on. Two, because seeing his boyfriend in any sort of pain or anguish affects XL just as much.

HC’s pain is XL’s pain.

HC purses his lips. Tears continue to steam down his face when he blinks rapidly several times.

“Let me-“ a watery sniffle. “-let me turn off the stove. I can put dinner in the fridge for later,” XL shakily says, rubbing small circles into HC’s temple. “You can wait for me in bed. When I finish putting everything away, I’ll c-come in to hold you, okay?”

XL touches their foreheads together, tears glistening in his eyes. HC hates that he’s made XL upset with his own grief, knows it is unfair to burden him like this.

HC has been a burden his whole life.

“Okay,” HC whispers, praying that this horrible, tired feeling would subside soon, if just to let himself breathe easier.

Now that XL is by his side, HC is sure it will.

(XL)

[washymylifeaway]

KyouHaba Fanfic recs

Hiya! How much do I love KyouHaba? Yes. This is one of my favorite ships and one of my comfort ships <3 KyouHaba has got some amazing fics, so even if they aren’t really your thing, you should still read this :D Anyway, onto the recs!

As always, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for fics before reading (esp since KyouHaba usually deals with darker topics and not all of them tag/warn for it!) and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3

CP:

Close to the Chest by darkmagicalgirl (T) 61.1k // THIS ONE man anyway I just love the progression of their relationship and the way this fic is written! The way we really go into who Yahaba is really what makes this fic great! Also there's some slightly ~angsty~ IWAOI so look out for that hehe.

Police Dog by surveycorpsjean (E) 34.9k // if you’re super against like any *furry* implications, pass this one LOL. But TBH I don’t like furries, but this one was pretty great (hence why it’s here LOL) and they make me laugh. Also I really like some of the head cannons for Kyoutani in this one and the writing style is super freakin’ good, so it’s definitely worth the read~~~ Pls CHECK TAGS AND WARNINGS cause there are a couple REAL spicy scenes in this one ;)

Team Mom by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead (T) 2.7k // so as I was going through this tag (because that’s what I do LOL), I remembered this fic and I love it. Like yes Yahaba is the fear factor and yes Kyoutani is the DAD. I really like the team dynamics in this one, and the first years make me laugh pls.

Camellias by kiyala (T) 1.9k // I love this fic and when I starting looking for this ship, it was the first one I thought of hehe. I really love magic and their interactions are so cute and the PLANTS ARE DOING THE MOST. Pls read both in the series, cause domestic KyouHaba is best KyouHaba ngl LOL. I love the plants, and if you read the second one, someone tell the trees to stop bullying Yahaba.

Sixth Time’s the Charm by tsumekakusu (T) 2k // ok THIS was SO FREAKING funny, please Yahaba how dumb can you get LOL. The number thing made me facepalm so hard, but the ending was cute and that’s all that matters, right?

Sleep by GangstaCrow (T) 5.5k // the plot twist…. omg…. I had to pause and take a moment of silence for the people suffering because of LL… Poor Kyoutani….. But this is a really funny but cute fic at the same time :D

a little bit funny, this feeling inside by postcanons (G) 5.4k // PLEASE THIS ONE omg crow matchmaker ftw. Like I said, I really love magic and this one is just so freaking funny. Also, very informational curtesy of one Kyoutani Kentarou.

meet me at the fucking pit (and let me hold your hand) by anyadisee (T) 5.4k // IF THE TITLE ISN’T MAKING YOU LAUGH ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING????? (JK but am I really?) This was SO funny and it KILLED me,,, like all the conspiracies and how everyone was so seriously invested in it. Yes, CHAOS.

if not, winter by knightswatch (M) 54k // YES THIS FIC. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. I love the development of their relationship,,, IT’S SO GOOD. Like when our boy Yahaba goes on that really friendly field trip and Kyoutani takes matters into his own hands? UGH YES. And when they visit? CUTE OMG. Yes this fic is it.

Isolated Parts by darkmagicalgirl (T) 3.3k // I love this fic cause old men KyouHaba are funny (fight those refs) and I love the nonlinear plot. It really adds another layer to the fic itself, and slowly unraveling the plot through the different years was SO IUAHFJF. I really loved it and piecing everything together :’)

Magicked by HoneyBeeez (T) 8.4k // CHECK TAGS, I love KyouHaba Hogwarts fics, and this one is SO good! We do love some slightly oblivious Yahaba and fake delinquent Kyoutani LOL. Though there is some violence and homophobia so if that puts you off, steer clear of this fic :)

stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1.4k // like I said, in love with KyouHaba and hogwarts fics, anyway,, this one was so short and sweet! It’s full of fluff, and honestly, if you like KyouHaba, read this entire series cause I really love these KyouHaba works :’)))))

New:

knightswatch // GREAT writer, but most of their KyouHaba works are explicit/mature, so be careful as you go through their works! My fav T one? all you have is your fire by knightswatch (T) 6.4k, but they’ve written some of the best KyouHaba I’ve read (they’re just mostly M)!

kiyala // another amazing writer and their works usually alternate between G and E LOL. But, all of their Gs are amazing, and rn my favorite was between Room To Grow by kiyala (G) 50k or Cost by kiyala (G) 1.1k cause it was either secret doggy relationship or magic LOL. But all of their fics are worth reading, and there’s a large variety of AUs!

snoqualmie // I love this writer, but they don’t have much KyouHaba (enough that I would put them here though LOL) My favorite? Mixed Signals by snoqualmie (T) 7.8k // it’s a really cute fic and I love the hc that Kyoutani has the good family! It has like a semi continuation (I think it’s in the same verse as it), but Jan. 6 features the sisters again! (Also yes for veggie fiend Kyoutani,)

tale as old as time by crossbelladonna (series) 30.2k // AHH this series is fully of such good KyouHaba fic!!!! I really love all of them but my favorite is through open doors by crossbelladonna (T) 4.3k // I love soulmate AUs and salty Yahaba is best Yahaba. Also at the end when the coffee incident happens, I love Kyoutani :’)

Words Not Spoken by Dogsocks (series) 51.5k // this is a continuous fic series (meaning all the fics are in the same verse and related to one another), but it’s so FREAKING good and I love reading it!!! It’s got some mentions of ABUSE, and things like that so please read the tags carefully!!!

kyouhaba week by InkCaviness (series) 6.7k // I loved KyouHaba week (all of them are just such AMAZING fics and tropes) and my favorite from this list was stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1.4k // I mentioned what I loved from it above, but it truly is a great fic :D

Kyouhaba Trash Week 2016 by HoneyBeeez (series) 28.9k // all three of these fics are SO good. I literally cannot choose a favorite because I loved all of them :’) Like no joke, just go read all of them because singing Kyoutani? Yes please. And also like the tattoo one was SO ajksdhfkjshdfjkln I LOVED IT AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSPITAL ONE. I loved loved loved the ending, and her going to the school? UGH ADORABLE. These fics were some of my absolute favorite KyouHaba fics!

Venom and Vulnerability by darkmagicalgirl (E) 48.3k // OAAJKSFNKJ I LOVE THIS ONE YES. The concept? AMAZING. Execution? FLAWLESS. This is a GREAT fic and it’s done SO WELL,,,, I realllllly loved the plot in this and their teamwork is making the dream work! WARNING check the tags and warnings cause there’s smut, (non kinky) bondage, and death!

it's tradition. by hicsvntdracones (T) 5.5k // this fic made me want to die from second hand embarrassment. GOD, the awkwardness and really the way they went HARD on those dares PLEASE. If you don’t mind feeling embarrassed (and even if you do) go read this fic cause it’s V funny and the comedy factor cancels out the embarrassment LOL (does it? That’s what I’m tellin myself LOL).

An Equivalent Exchange by Chibs (E) 14.5k // PLEASE THIS WAS FUNNY,,,, like chill Kyoutani, Yahaba is trying his hardest okay? BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH anyway it’s a happy ending in the long run and no one dies :D how nice is that <3 (but the baby agenda? yessssir.)

The Wall Thing by rideahorse (M) 6.8k // THE TENSION :0,,, but I love how many fics go based on that one KyouHaba wall slam in the middle of the Karasuno match LOL. Also, I love the dynamics they have in this one and the way fighting ~is their communication~ Some smut is here so WARNING and they do something about the tension LOL obviously :))) Constantly curing KyouHaba is good, happy Kyouhaba.

Sixteen by surveycorpsjean (E) 13.4k // Yahaba is a basic btch and Kyoutani does football LOL. Honestly, I think that’s a pretty good summary (jk) but what’s a fic without some good tension ;) Also, cheerleader Yahaba lives in my brain rent free and I would like to propose it live in your head as well :D Aren’t I such a kind soul~

Safe in Your Hands by shions_heart (T) 8.9k // um soft KyouHaba? I think yes,,,, this also do be a common trope in the KyouHaba realm, but I’m not complaining,,,, it’s a good trope :) There IS ABUSE in this fic so big warning here! Check the tags and warnings! But the real mvp is the girl on the bus and points to Yahaba for playing spot the difference unintentionally.

The Sweetest Smile by FindingSchmomo (T) 6.6k // cake making! Yes! Bakery! Yes! It’s a great time and think about it, Kyoutani, our baby, working in a bakery making cakes? UGH my heart :’D Yes Oikawa is right, a cute grumpy puppy making flowers (CUTE VERY CUTE) and it doesn’t help that Kyoutani looks like a total bad boy in this fic too :DDDDDD

wear your love like it's made of hate by parenthetic (renaissance) (T) 3.3k // we are starting this off with the alt title totally worked and I would’ve read it either way LOL. Also, the ending was funny and thinking about why everyone was wearing it would’ve been so confusing to the other teams (also shout out to Yahabas line and Kyoutani calling his eyeliner a whore). But yes to random sexual tension, this is KyouHaba nation.

captain's orders by whitemiists (G) 3.7k // okay we love Watari in KyouHaba nation (surprised I haven’t talked about loving Watari yet but better now than never right?), but also Yahaba being messenger for Kyoutani (baby first years are ajhsajdfh). I love this trope and also I love rooftop lunch crew is yes :D

Running In Place by cleiioo (T) 33.3k // GUYS OMG THIS FIC. CAUTION ABUSE AND RUNNING AWAY AND BAD PARENTS SELF DEPRECATION I COULD GO ON BUT BOTTOM LINE IS BE CAREFUL READ TAGS! This fic is UGHHH YES. First, twenty questions make another appearance, and DUCKS. Yes, ducks. But this fic is just written really well, and honestly Kyoutani might be a tad bit ooc, but it’s okay, you don’t even notice. Distracted by the amazing writing :)

Something About Fate by patteh (T) 4.6k // SOULMATES! And then they were soulmates :D I love a good soulmate denial AU, and this is no exception. I loved Yahana’s backstory in this, and I think it set up a great framework for the plots progression! Also, the ending was really cute (and we all know, I’m a sucker for a cute ending :D)

toeing the line by masi (T) 2.7k // the mcDonalds cause WE’RE LOVING IT! But this was a fun read cause a. it goes pretty fast and b. communication exists? ANyway, I like the ending cause Yahaba is one smooooooth btch! It’s just a lot of banter (playful and not), and I’d read tags jic for this fic :)

bumblebee by shizuoh (T) 1.5k // he got sht on by a bumblebee. Points for creativity Yahaba, points. But this is just a fun, random AU where pepperoni on pizza is a universal aggrievance (esp the infused on cheese kind,,, I feel you Yahaba), we disown furries (for good reason), and you confront people staring at you! This IS a flirting 101 textbook. (also yes Yahaba, murder Mattsun!)

The art of fighting in heels by boxofwonder (T) 8.7k // yeah don’t question this fic. It’s like,,, you just kinda,,,, well,,,,,, I mean who doesn’t want to read about Iwa fighting in heels? Like you’re not thinking about magical guy Iwa? Maybe you should. (the way the summary has nothing to do with KyouHaba, I swear they’re a main component, but no thoughts just Iwa in sailor moon cosplay.)

yahaba vs. the miyagi captains by blessings (T) 3.7k // I love this hc and I wish there was more of it because Yahaba picking fights with everyone is fun and I like the chaos :D Like honestly, the creativity of some of the burns? Just amazing, it filled me with serotonin. I’m not kidding :0 But like, Kyoutani having to make sure that he doesn’t go overboard was askfkahf.

Love the One You Hold by shions_heart (T) 3k // f tough KyouHaba, I’m here for the soft, loving KyouHaba. Like mushy feelings KyouHaba, the kind which makes me feel singler than I already am single. Reassuring of feelings and ajsfdhla KyouHaba. The ending is KYAAA!!! Caution for implied bad parents!

a thousand and one roses by rorarot (T) 3.4k // I love florist Kyoutani and it’s honestly a crime I didn’t recommend more florist Kyoutani fics :( Points for the pun, Yahaba, points. Also, the progression of their relationship was YES, and this fic was SUPER cute :D

It Takes Two by Poteto (G) 24.1k // IT’S COHESIVE KYOUHABA WEEK! I really loved this fic and I enjoyed how they incorporated each prompt into each day! There is homophobia and running away so be careful when reading this fic, and check the tags!

So I Like Your Dog by helloyesIamtrash (G) 4.8k // FIRST, this is within a series of soulmate AU fics (all in the same verse) and SECOND, this was really good! I loved the way Yahaba’s family are a bunch of late bloomers and how YAHABA DIDN’T LET THE MF RUN AWAY. Yes communication, WE LOVE AND STAN.

but tonight i'll need you to stay by InkCaviness (G) 2.2k // the feels were strong with this one :’( Pushing my SOFT KyouHaba agenda. But I LOVE this one for the feels and also because they don’t dance around it. Just straight forward, random a confessions. It’s a great time. But also, I can’t believe he slipped LOL.

Down River Road by carafin (G) 4.4k // I love list fics, I think they’re great and I think I might just have a thing for lists in general (LOL). But also, I love the growth both of them undergo over time and the interactions with Oikawa in KyouHaba fics are always fun :)

I (Heart) You by darkmagicalgirl (T) 3.6k // I really like this fic. Like REALLY like/love. Maybe it’s the ending where Yahaba goes ham on that one guy. Or maybe it’s the magic. I think it’s just cause it’s written spectacularly. But no seriously, it’s a great fic and I really loved the AU :D

Five Times Kyoutani Failed to Say 'I love You' (And One Time He Didn't) by patteh (T) 3k // a 5+1! Yes! TBH I don’t understand the importance of saying ily to your significant others (maybe it’s just because I don’t understand romance very well LOL someone explain it to me), but if it’s important to them, IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME. Also, Kyoutani is dog agenda, full force ahead.

Baby steps (or 'Yahaba's guide to applying eyeliner on a grumpy puppy') by ghostsgf (G) 1.5k // more Yahaba and eyeliner fics! Of course :D If you can’t tell, KyouHaba nation and I really love Kyoutani + eyeliner, so yes. Eyeliner. But also, fractured arms and toilet adventures!

baby don't hurt me by orphan_account (M) 4k // LET ME BEGIN THIS WITH THE A/N AT THE END. YES I AGREEEE. Also SMUT alert but like nothing really happens? And again, while I don’t 100% get the ily thing, this one makes more sense to me and I can see why Yahaba got angry. We love crying boys though ahaha.

Retrograde by dreyars (T) 19.5k // AJFJLSFJLASD ANGST THE ANGST AND I- I love amnesia fics, they have such GREAT angst potential (which was totally used in this fic YES!) and UGH this fic. The feels you go through while reading this but ALSO THE ENDING! YES I LOVE. IN LOVE. THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR.

restless by Crawlingthroughashes (T) 2.4k // PLEASE the petty Yahaba agenda is back and the way I ajfhdjkadshlf when he started his plan. BRB CRYING (of laughter ofc). Also the CONFRONTATION. Smooth Yahaba, oh so very mf smoooooth (very much so nailed it). Sugar high trick-or-treater in bunny slippers.

The Time Yahaba gained a boyfriend by sammysosa157 (T) 3.8k // PLEASE I saw the post for this fic and it was SO funny! I really loved this prompt, and the execution of it was done really well. Boo for weird food combinations, though ig if you’re in college and you’re broke, you gotta do what you gotta do :/

wanna give you a kiss by Slumber (T) 2.8k // kith give kithes muah muah (omg I’m so sorry you had to read that no regrets tho ahaha only shame). But this fic is SO cute and boyfriend chicken is fun :D Like the fluff in this fics is just so AJKKJAF and like Watari knows best.

Touch by tetskuroo (T) 2.4k // aihdjk PLEASE. This is SOFT! KYOUTANI! and non a hole but pushy! YAHABA! There is HUGGING cause WHY NOT! But the soft Kyoutani agenda is getting pushed hard today LOL. I mean the mans starts to turns the waters works ons. What more could you possibly need? (other than a cuddle session cause why tf not >:( and me to write normally LOL)

what the night does to the day by deathbyglamour (G) 9.9k // AHH HOGWARTS! I realized I forgot to add this fic to the Hogwarts list and I was so angry at myself. The potion version of our get along shirt :) I loved this fic and their relationship development was lovely :DDDD

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back by Asimi_Shadowborn (T) 30.6k // I love magic AUs and this was ahdjsjjfjs. The trope was amazing, the execution was flawless, and the communication? Nearly nonexistent just how we like it :’) it’s a great read and you’ll regret nothing.

Baby, I bought a dragon by tetsuskitten (T) 1.1k // AJKSFHKJ WITCHES. I love them being witches/warlocks cause IT’S AN AMAZING TROPE DUH. But like the dragon made me laugh, the conman Kuroo is KJAFN. But yes, THERE’S ANOTHER FIC AND IT’S AJSHKJASF YES READ <33333 (why didn’t I just put it as a series, cause I forgot and then I got lazy, leave me be.)

Thorne-blessed by fish_wifey (T) 19.4k // (again, another that HAS ANOTHER FIC but then I was too lazy to transport it up to the series section deal with it.) But THIS YES. First tattoo artist Kyoutani is a sight to see. But also, Yahaba is baby. And like the ending of how it all got resolved was so satisfying and the conflict execution was really creative :D CAUTION FOR THIS ONE, some bullying and violence-ish!

what a wonderful kind of day by qingting (G) 1.2k // PLEASE. I love it when Kyoutani talks to animals, it fills me with joy. But also, ofc points to Yahaba for the new nickname, dog whisperer. Cute and I like it more than Mad Dog chan. Also, Kyoutani’s thoughts on Yahaba were funny and are worth the read LOL. I like pats too, Shiromaru.

what becomes of broken hearts by plumtrees (T) 8.1k // OOOOF some angst right here. Like I’m in paiiiiiiin. But you should read it so we can be in pain together :’D Like the way we had to witness the falling out AND the break up to be happy again. UGH. Just don’t think too much and jump in.

we both know what we know by Slumber (E) 4.7k // UHH EXPLICIT FOR A REASON LIKE WITHIN THE FIRST SECTION I THINK BUT THEN IT CONTINUES AHHAHA. But also, riling Kyoutani up and just teasing him in general? Fun times (at least Yahaba thinks so LOL). But like also, random thought but the comments on the (fake) IwaOi divorce made me laugh LOL.

new constellations by thealmostviki (G) 4.3k // reincarnation AU, but it’s like non linearish! It’s really good and the writing is very eloquent :D I really loved this fic and the ending was UGH adorable! I love references and the way they still feel things in the next lives :’) Milk and honey guys, milk and HONEY.

FINALLY DONE. WHEW. I hope you all enjoyed these fics, and ik my commentary got/was super bad but pls just pretend like you’re not seeing it. I swear once upon a time it was informational but now it’s just me writing random sht down LOL. Again, I love KyouHaba so this honestly was a lot of fun to make (even if I kept complaining about it) and I ended up not splitting the list hence why it’s so long! I hope I made all of you into KyouHaba lovers cause it’s one of my favorite ships :D

[fizzysugarwater]

Ninjago Loreposting Part 2: The Sixteen Realms, Dream-Stream, and Seerspaces

hi! here is my interpretation of how the 16 realms work. I thought I’d draw up a lil map so we can talk abt it better.

First and foremost, the realms are kinda arranged in a spiraling/triangle pattern, with five distinct “levels” of the realms besides Ninjago itself, which plays the role of the center. Each level is slightly harder to travel to directly from the next, which is why the Never-Realm is so difficult to jump back from, it’s on what is called the Outer Spiral, the furthest reaches of the realm system. The next layer down is the Middle Spiral of which we only know the name of one realm again, Djinnjago (and in the case of my fanseason, Creatura is also there. More on that later). The Inner Spiral we know all the names of, those being the Cursed Realm, the Departed Realm (they’re separated) and the Chima realm I also hc to be here.

The Core realms are next, those being the Core Trio of the Underworld, the First Realm, and the Cloud Kingdom, and the Inner Core, those being the Realm of Madness and two others.

okay, so that’s all well and good, but What The Hell are those colorful clumps that’re just... floating outside of any realm? Well, I’m glad you asked! First of all, the “floating outside” bit isn’t just hyperbole, all that blue space in the middle literally is the “between” space between all the realms. It ebbs and flows kind of like a stream, and has thus been dubbed the Dream-Stream. When a Ninjagian falls asleep, the tethers between their soul and the rest of their body get really thin and stretchy, which allows their soul to escape from Ninjago (or wherever realm they are) and go to the Dream-Stream.

Now where those funky colorful clumps come in, those’re called the Seerspaces, and they’re basically a collective “consciousness” of the future. Everything that could be. Seers have a certain level of control over where their soul goes when dreaming, and are able to navigate to the Seerspace and see those futures. Cloud Kingdom actually is what it is because a) an ancient line of seers live there and b) their realm is so fundamentally close to a Seerspace that seeing the future and writing it down just comes easy to them!

this post is a bit short because my brain’s frying a bit, but I’m gonna make another one talking about dreams and seers a bit more in depth

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

hcs on Elspeth’s brothers?

Aight. This one has tw for suicide, lobotomies, and drug overdose. So if that triggers you, then please scroll past this. Block the tags and just ignore this post.

Ezekiel was rather unconfrontational. He was obedient to a fault, he was quiet, and he was a gentle soul. This was what made him perfect for his father to mould into the perfect duplicate of himself. 

While his father was the one who took control of him, there were moments in which Ezekiel managed to become his true self. He would play the piano with Elliot and their mother - Lydia. 

Of course, after his death, his mother was grief-stricken and Steven was expected to carry the family name. 

Steven and their father - Henry - were always at odds with each other. He straight out refused to listen to his teachings. 

This all boiled up until he caught Steven in bed (in a very un-sexual way) with one of the butlers. He disowned Steven on the spot and told the then 11 year old Elliot and Elspeth to act as if he was dead. Steven later died at the age of 30, after a drug overdose. Elspeth was the only one that went to his funeral. 

Elliot was left as the only male heir to the Windroe fortune. He was timid and meek and sickly. He was the jewel of their mother's eye. The baby of the family, and it was obvious in the way she treated him. 

After Steven was disowned, Linore received a lobotomy and became a shell of her former self. Henry then decided to place boatloads of pressure upon him to be the perfect son. 

This all piled up until one summer during which Elspeth was out in the village with some friends, their mother was in the parlor, and their father was working in his office at the summer home. Elliot went to a wardrobe, grabbed a dust-covered box and a single bullet. 

When Elspeth came home, she practically screamed out in fear. The blood stained the bathroom for what felt like months. From then on, no one went into Elliot's room. It was just a space to collect dust. 

And just like that, Elspeth was left as the only child of Linore and Henry Windroe at the age of sixteen. 

[honeytea8]

@redbeanb0i, @fyre23, and @pun-in-ten-ded asked for Morioh next, so you know I had to deliver the goods! Stardust Crusaders HC’s here, in case you missed it.

✨The Morioh Crew and Their Song Picks✨

(based off SOME of my playlists/tastes)

Yukako Yamagishi

Honestly, her music reflects her pretty well for the most part. She’s got unapologetic bad bitch vibes (and I highkey stan)—she’s also a girl in high school with big simp energy (for Koichi lmao) and it can make her a little crazy. Yukako is like a sour piece of candy with a sweet center—she a little feral, kinda chaotic but also has a cute side you can’t help but like.

Maneater — Nelly Furtado

Freak — Doja Cat

Sorry — Beyoncé 

Moonlight — Ariana Grande

ocean eyes — Billie Eilish

Smack a Bitch — Rico Nasty

Okuyasu Nijimura

Ca$h Money Okuya$u gives me cool hip-hop vibes with a bit of alternative and pop on the side; he’s surprisingly cultured. I can totally see him as one of those people constantly wishing for the “old Kanye”. He has pretty diverse music taste, but don’t bother asking him for recommendations. His shit is so disorganized, because he likes everything so his music is literally all on one giant playlist and it’s hella chaotic (like 300+ songs and over 1000 hours of music on one playlist, sickening!!! 😭)

G.O.M.D — J. Cole

Kill Your Heroes — AWOLNATION

Hey Ya — Outkast

Through the Wire — Kanye West

I’m Not Famous — AJR

Ride — twenty one pilots

Koichi Hirose

I feel like his taste can go several different ways. Koichi is that timid guy steadily growing into a more confident person, but then his stand is all “let’s kill dat hoe beeeetch” like literally that’s his soul talking. For him, I’m just going to go with chill rap/nerdy rap, and then some alternative. Koichi and Okuyasu could probably rock the same playlist, but Koichi’s music would be more lowkey where as Okuyasu’s is more mainstream.

Rigamortus — Kendrick Lamar

Stressed out — twenty one pilots

Check the Rhime — A Tribe Called Quest

Hurt Feelings — Mac Miller

EARFQUAKE — Tyler, the Creator

Soul Food — Logic

Josuke Higashikata

Josuke is a sap if I ever saw one! Besides groovy pop music (or Prince’s whole discography), his playlist is mostly RnB love songs lmao (I fully believe Josuke has all of Usher’s music on CD and I take no criticism!!) He’s a romantic at heart so I think some of the music he listens to reflects that quite a bit.

Let Me Love You — Mario

We Belong Together — Mariah Carey

Take Care — Drake

That’s What I Like — Bruno Mars

U Got it Bad — Usher

You & I (Nobody in the World) — John Legend

Bonus: If I Ain’t Got You — Alicia Keys (Josuke would cry like a baby to this song and then vow to play it at his wedding, no, I’m not joking)

Rohan Kishibe

His nutty ass probably doesn’t even listen to music while working. It’s just silence. Rohan is attracted to powerful voices that evoke a lot of feeling, poignant lyrics are his weakness, they hit different and he loves it. He’d probably stan tf outta Adele or Lady Gaga. Essentially, when he listens to music, he wants to be impressed.

Skyfall — Adele

Young & Beautiful — Lana Del Rey

Hearts A Mess — Gotye

Movement — Hozier

Shallow — Lady Gaga

Midnight Mischief — Jordan Rakei

Chandelier (piano ver.) — SIA

✨Extras✨

Yuya Fungami

Hella rap, hella turn up. Master of the aux when it’s time to get hype! Dude has a chin tat, yakwtfgo 😂 Yuya’s like that one guy in the neighborhood with cleanest fits/sneakers, has hella hoes, does forex, drives a hellcat and wakes everybody up with his car and loud music whenever he leaves for work at 6am 💀💀 (some of y’all know what I’m talking about)

Flex — Polo G

High Fashion — Roddy Ricch

Topanga — Trippie Redd

Suge — DaBaby

Bank Account — 21 Savage

Walk It Talk It — Migos

Dior — Pop Smoke

Reimi Sugimoto

Easy! Reimi’s a sweet, friendly, cheerful, young sixteen year old girl. So I’d say her playlist is mostly pop music; bubbly, upbeat dance music. Lots of boy bands, girl bands. I can see her probably being a really big kpop and jpop stan too.

One Thing — One Direction

Sugar — Maroon 5

Work from Home — Fifth Harmony

Black Swan — BTS

Boy Meets Girl — Rude-a

Only One — BoA

Sunny Girl — Awesome City Club

Toshikazu Hazamada

Hazamada’s lowkey (highkey) a troll! The type to boldly say 6ix9ine is the best rapper in the game with a straight face and it gets everybody upset (especially Yuya and Koichi), wears all black air forces, rages while playing 2K. Probably wants a girlfriend so bad, but they always go for guys like Josuke and it makes him upset.

All Girls Are the Same — Juice WRLD

SAD — XXXTentacion

XO Tour Llif3 — Lil Uzi Vert

Falling Down — Lil Peep

Messages — The Hxliday

I Fall Apart — Post Malone

Y’all want Bucci gang next or nah? 👀

[the-judge-of-bones]

(my wrong, here is a question for them, seems I mixed up the wrong tabs. idk if these have already been answered before but here they go anyways!) Were Sans and Gaster hired like a human normally would hire an employee, or did they have to do some sort of test to become scientists? Or did they get their positions from some reputation they had earned over time? Is it possible for Sans to renounce his position given by the king? Is it a permanent job he's forced to do?

Both sans and gaster did have to apply to work at the lab though applications back then were petitioning their individual talents to what was then the king and queen, It wasn't that hard since both of them are from a time before the underground (Having been 9 and 5 respectively) when the war came to a close and they were sealed underground. Regardless about how royalty they needed workers, Competent people who could start working towards improving the undergrounds many needs. So age was rarely a consideration.

This really applies very heavily to sans specifically but he needed some way to support his brother and as soon as possible so sans took full advantage of knowing he was smart and used it to very quickly bypass a few grades in whatever schooling monsters had back then established underground and eventually graduated when he was only fifteen (From the monster equivalent of highschool) and got the job at the lab when he was just sixteen (papyrus was six). All of the scientists hired had a plethora of different projects they were working on, but all of them were banded under a common goal of finding some way to break the barrier.

They had to earn their current positions, Sans would have likely become the royal scientist if not for the fact that gaster was more efficient then him in certain regards and didn't have the same obligations sans did tying him down even though both of them were equal lead contributors on the core's creation and development.

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As for sans, he will hold his position as the judge until the day he dies, The powers it grants is chosen by a unknown magic that even Asgore has no control over. Nobody knows WHAT qualifies someone to be a judge as it's not limited by magic power, Position or even species, In fact as far as history goes. Sans is the first skeleton to be the judge. The judge is a position of royalty, In some ways it is even higher then the king and queen as the judge holds reign over them all. No matter your lot in life, If you commit heinous enough acts, You will be taken down. Some of which you can read about here.

- Headcannon 1 - Headcannon 2 - Headcannon 3

The magic that makes up the judge's entire existence is considered old magic, Likely a bundle or collection of spells long before the war that while lost to time has continued to do it's duty. He has to be the judge, It is as much instinctual as it is trained, he never wanted the position, he hates the position but you don't have to like it, You don't have to want it. All it boils down to is if it thinks you are qualified. Though i will throw in a few HC's about a judge

- Judge's DO gain LV but it does not affect their soul in the same way. In fact it doesn't affect them at all.

- In sans's alt post game verse, he is the final judge of monster kind as nobody knows IF he'll ever die due to the determination active in his body

- The ability would select someone else in the monster population once Sans is dead. That is the only way for him to rid himself of it if he really wanted to.

- As a result of this, there is only ONE judge in the whole of monster society, there has only ever been one.

[astranne]

Bros... I have a new idea. A new ship. I already wrote an oneshot and I‘m doing a second. BUT. I‘m also doing a HC

You want to know the ship?

Damian Wayne x fem!Percy Jackson. Boom. 

Now also known as Daphone.

I literarily have no fucking idea, HOW this ship came in my mind but who cares?

(I was writing an oneshot in german, about Damian Wayne as a ‘sidekick’ of Deathstroke and I was thinking... who is badass enough to be paired with him? And yeah...)

Let‘s start it.

p.s. my native language is german and yeahh... if something doesn’t make any sense, please tell me :) 

Masterlist

Persie (short for Persephone) is fifteen, when she‘s kidnapped by the League

Ra‘s al Ghul thinks, she‘s the only woman, worthy for Damian

Most powerful demigod ever says everything

So basically she‘s kidnapped after the thing in the Labyrinth

Damian is kidnapped too, dragged before the throne of his grandfather, where this girl is

Bites an assassin in the nose

Persie snorts

He demands to know, what (the fuck) is going on

They are going to be married. No escape.

Persie being sassy

„Like I asked to be kidnapped and going to be married to the heir of an assassin cult! Gods, not one normal day in my fucking life.“

He asks for her name

Tells him, Persephone Jackson, but if you call her that, she will kill you

Why should SHE be worthy of him???

„Ehh... I probably destroy the world in age of sixteen?“

Dark magic, much pain (my poor babies)

Their souls are now one, not even death or the gods can stop this magic

That‘s not what Persie wanted? She just wants her friends save, not to destroy the world... but no, now she‘s bound to a mortal assassin cult heir.

But Persie doesn‘t cry

Damian is impressed, he doesn‘t show

Talia then properly intruduces Persie to Damian

„This is Persephone-“

„Persie.“

„And she is a half god-“

„We prefer half bloods.“

„And she‘s the daughter of Poseidon.“

„Yikes. His only mortal daughter.“

Talia just sighes. Why does her father think, that this girl is worthy?

„Why are you doing this?“

„Because the gods can‘t keep it in their pants.“

Silence.

„And my grandfather wants to take over the world. And this would mean, we all will die.“

Talia just wants to sleep.

Persie goes back, Damian goes back

They don‘t tell anyone

Annabeth knows, but not everything

Just that Persie Jackson is BEST FRIEND with Damian fucking Wayne

She doesn’t even want to know HOW

Fast forward.

Damian accepted his fate, Persie did too. Heck, Ra‘s said, not even gods could destroy this bond so, just swing with it?

When Persie does a little bath in Styx, Damian also bears the cruse of Achilles

Batfam doesn’t know, Damian is sneaky

But Alfred knows, there is something

Persie fights in war, everyone is afraid to talk with Damian because- WHY IS HE SO ANGRY? BRUCE?! ALFRED? DICK? ANYONE?

And then Persie disappeares. Annabeth IM‘s Damian, Alfred sees it

Damian beeing ansty and angry again

Searches everywhere

Asks Wonder Woman and Aquaman

„Batman, why does Robin know-“

„He doesn‘t know, you incompetent man of a hero!“

Eight months

Persie remembers Damian‘s face and his name

Why does she feel so alone? AND WHY THE FUCK SHE KEEPS THINKING OF THIS GOOD-LOOKING BOY?

Damian is in school, when Persie loses the cruse of Achilles. Why does he feel so weak? Why- oh gods, something happened with Persie- WHY IS HE BLEADING, THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!

Damian scares people. Why is he so angry. And angsty? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE‘S CONCERNED ABOUT HIS LIFE???

„Mister Wayne? I think you should talk with your son...”

„Bruce? It‘s happening again...“

When she phones her mother, she also contacts Damian

He‘s in the cave, with his fam

„Jackson?!“

„Eight months-“

„I should have known it. Always your family.“

„What do you think are you doing?“

„No you will not-“

„Are you even listening?!“

„Jackson?“

„JACKSON!“

(He‘s sneaky, Batfam thinks this Jackson is some 'friend' of him)

Damian is angry

Smashes his phone against wall

„Bruce? He‘s angry again...“

„Why does this keep happening?“

„Master Damain, I‘m sure, everything is al-“

„EIGHT MONTHS! AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT?!“

Damian is angry. At the gods, not at Persie. He would never. Persie is his life, his equal, his everything-

Fuck. He loves her.

Batfam just confused. But forgets about it

Damian spends some time with Persie

Naturally in secret

First kiss- ehm. First makeout

Then the Seven start their way

Damian steals the Batplane, while the Justice League visits Themyscira

Flies to Argo II

Persie can‘t even say something

Just kisses her

Annabeth grinning, because. SHE. NOW. KNOWS. Batman IS fucking Bruce Wayne! WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB?!

The rest just confused

Persie? Why are you kissing Robin? Sratch it, why are you making out with Robin???

„So... guys. This is Damian, the hero Robin.“

„Vigilante, habibti.“

Damian goes back, steals another kiss from her

Persie doesn‘t mind

„Robin.“

„Batman.“

„Why did you stole the Plane?“

„I did not steal it. It is here.“

Batman just stares.

Justice League is amused. This shit never gets old

„Why.“

„I assumed, there was a ship of an enemy. There was not.“

Batman stare™

„We are going back to Gotham.“

Damian smirks. His father, the world greatest detective? Suuuureeeee...

[spookybreadstick]

Hello there friend!. I hope Your doing well. Can I have Some Sad Puppeteer headcanons? Please.

Hi bby <3 You’re only the second person to ever request anything for Puppeteer, so I’m a little rusty with him, but I tried my best. It’s fun to write something a little out of my “comfort zone” though! 

I also wasn’t sure if you meant sad as in like, when Puppeteer is sad, or just like sad stuff about his life, so I went with the second option! 

Thanks for requesting <3

⚠️ Trigger Warning for depressing topics!! ⚠️

⚠️⚠️  Also for discussing depression and suicide in some detail!! This happens under the first gif, so please read carefully⚠️⚠️

🧵Sad Puppeteer HCs🧵

🧵 During the time he was alive, he was severely depressed. 

🧵The depression probably started when he was around ten years old, which is pretty young :( 

🧵 His parents were the kind of people who were supposed to remain child-free, but accidentally had a kid. They weren’t planning on being parents, and they didn’t know how. It wasn’t his fault, but he perceived it as being something wrong with him, rather than his parents just not being good parents. They weren’t abusive or trying to be mean, they just didn’t have nurturing personalities and couldn’t connect with their own child. And it never got any better, so little Jonathan (that was his name during life) spent lots of time alone and wondering what he did wrong because his parents didn’t seem to love him.

🧵Jonathan was lonely due to his parents being emotionally distant and not having any siblings. Jonathan didn’t have any friends his age either, except for one. 

🧵 Because of his lack of friends, Jonathan was considered a weird kid and was often picked on as a child. 

🧵 This was also probably due to his one passion in life revolving around puppets. He was a master at puppetry from a young age, having had lots of time alone to teach himself how to make them. 

🧵 The bullying worsened as he grew older and the kids grew into mean-spirited teens. 

🧵The one bright spot in his life was his childhood best friend, an outgoing and wild little girl who lived on the same block. 

🧵 She was the only one who would stand up for him when the bullies teased him, and she never seemed to mind his “weirdness.” In fact, she would often compliment his expert workmanship on the puppets he crafted. 

🧵 It was too bad that they didn’t go to the same school. Jonathan went to an all-boys private school, despite the fact that he really just wanted to go to the same public school as his best friend. 

🧵 Still, the two of them stuck together throughout the years and their friendship grew into a romantic relationship. 

🧵 She meant everything to him, and was the one person who made him happy. 

🧵Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. 

🧵These things happen, especially with young teenage relationships (they were about sixteen at the time). People are still learning and growing, and romance doesn’t always last forever.

🧵However, Jonathan took it very hard. 

🧵One of the reasons their relationship ended was because it was unhealthy. 

🧵Jonathan was way too emotionally attached to her, and it wasn’t good for either of them :( 

🧵Sadly, Jonathan’s depression worsened after the break-up and he became very suicidal. 

🧵 Jonathan turned to witchcraft as a way to try to lure his love back into his life, but he didn’t know what he was doing. He was completely inexperienced and was not practicing the way he should have. He was just a dumb, desperate, depressed teenage boy looking for a way out. Unsurprisingly, this did not help matters in the least. 

🧵 Nothing brought him joy anymore, not even the puppets. They reminded him too much of his ex. The bullying also got even worse without her by his side to defend him. 

🧵One dark day, Jonathan decided to act on his thoughts and took his own life.

🧵Jonathan would come “back to life” as a spirit known as the Puppeteer. 

🧵 Puppeteer gets his “life”/energy source from feeding off of negative or dark energy of living souls.

🧵 Puppeteer is only a shell of what used to be Jonathan. There’s hardly anything left of Jonathan anymore. 

🧵 They look different, sound different, and act differently. 

🧵Puppeteer lacks almost any color to him and everything from his skin to his clothes is a muted grey. The one thing that maintains any color is his dull yellow eyes, which will glow brightly when he is consuming or has recently consumed dark energy. Jonathan on the other hand had brown hair and soft blue eyes, and it was a choice to dress all in black like he did. 

🧵Puppeteer’s voice sounds different than Jonathan’s did. Jonathan spoke softly and had a bad habit of mumbling. Puppeteer speaks confidently and clearly, and often sounds way too full of himself. 

🧵Jonathan was shy and reserved during his life, and never wanted to harm anyone. Puppeteer is the exact opposite. 

🧵Puppeteer has little memory of his life as Jonathan, and will not answer to this name either. He only goes by Puppeteer, and will get annoyed or even angry with you if you refer to him by the incorrect name. 

🧵 The whole situation is very sad, since an afterlife as Puppeteer is not what Jonathan would have wanted during life. 

[gecsha]

————   SMALL HCS ABT LADY LORE LOL.

She did not return to the Maw after succeeding as The Lady until she was around sixteen years old. Until then, she attempted to keep herself fed and survive without it; now aware of the loops, she was not keen to simply let destiny repeat itself.

She pretended to be normal for the sake of eating. She was willing to hunger and hide her powers if it meant she would gain the trust of others and build a group. She found this method easier than simply seeking out souls one by one, as it meant more children would come out of hiding, which equalled more for her to eat. Consuming them in large amounts like this meant she had more time to gather meals afterwards too, and perhaps even a little leeway to relax rather than worry she would starve to death… Speaking of which, she really was starving to death quite often as a teenager. Without the Maw, keeping herself full was an immensely difficult task, and the hunger often made her feel as if she was being driven insane, worse than torture —— hence why she eventually gave up from the pain and returned to her fate.

She learned to heal herself during this period, a skill not possessed by any previous Ladies. It was the one thing her parents were ever good for; all the times they brought her close to death meant that when she truly was about to die, having been attacked (read: shot with an arrow and stabbed just for good measure) by other children seeking to steal her group’s supplies, she was able to recognise the sensation of dying and managed to incite herself to survive. 

She used her abilities to not so much as heal but rather return her body to its previous state, which is why she never developed any scars afterwards. 

[karmiccombustion]

Some (Mostly) Modern!Varian HC’s

Varian actually really likes fantasy movies; most science-based movies are too inaccurate and/or ridiculous for him to enjoy. He likes the Jurassic Park franchise, but his favorite movie of all time is Labyrinth. He hates horror movies. Hates. Them.

Varian has odd taste when it comes to his absolute favorite music, but he's generally pretty easy to please. He tends to prefer more indie or niche things, like electro swing and lo-fi. Most of his music is pretty upbeat, but not all of it. (Nobody can know about his Linkin Park phase.)

Speaking of phases, he definitely went through the soul searching adolescent journey of punk, to goth, to emo and finally just ending at "monochrome, tired, and comfy" by age eighteen.

He definitely likes reptiles because they're basically the last remnants of dinosaurs. On a related note, he was the "dinosaur kid" in class. You know the one.

His clumsiness usually ends up in a lot of nicks and bruises. His knees in particular are almost perpetually bruised, and he always has Band-Aids on his fingers/palms/etc. He still won't tell anyone how he managed to break his own nose when he was twelve.

Varian learned to speak fluent French and even a little bit of Latin. If he gets flustered enough, he'll rant in French just to make anyone listening as annoyed as he is because they can't understand him.

He wore braces as a kid, but didn't stick with his retainer, so he still has a bit of gap between his front teeth.

He's supposed to wear glasses but he's stubborn and doesn't like how any frames look on him. Eventually he breaks down gets contacts because he realizes be needs to fucking see.

Varian loves coffee because sleep is for the weak, but he also has a crazy sweet tooth. He puts almost as much cream and sugar in his mug as he does coffee. The longest he's gone without sleep is forty three hours.

He often has to be reminded of regular activities, especially meals, because of how wrapped up in his projects he gets. He'll even lose track of what day of the week it is.

Varian stays kind of short for a while, probably until around sixteen or seventeen, but quickly shoots up to almost six feet by the time he graduates high school. The boy is like 60% limbs.

He's bad about throwing things away. As in, he hardly ever throws anything away. A lot of things he holds onto "just in case."

[quilfish-swan]

cannot erase (will not forget) - naruto drabble

i read this hc by @ bookeratlas and couldn’t resist writing this.

Title: cannot erase (will not forget)

Rating: G

Friendship: Kisame & Itachi (platonic)

Words: 1020

Read on Ao3 

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cannot erase (will not forget)

“Itachi-san. Your eyes.”

Itachi looks up from his tea.

“Yes?”

“Your Sharingan,” Kisame clarifies, making a swirling motion with his finger. He clears his throat. “It’s still… on.”

“Oh,” Itachi says. “Yes, I know.”

On their days off, Kisame and Itachi alternate choosing the activity. Without fail, Itachi always elects to visit new teashops and cafes nearest to wherever they happen to be camped. Kisame had thought it was some kind of joke at first, when the two were still getting to know each other, but he quickly realized that the infamous Clan-Killer prodigy is nothing like the rumors say, at least outside of combat. (The rumors of his skill in battle are all true.) Kisame has found his partner to be strangely polite and soft-spoken; eventually, he’d stopped trying to make sense of it and had simply accepted it.

Kisame has grown to love these “teashop tours,” as he has nicknamed them, but one thing still bothers him: at some point, Itachi started activating his Sharingan during their outings. While he is careful to do so only after they’ve been helped and are sitting a safe distance away from other people, it frankly baffles Kisame. (Not to mention, it’s a bit unsettling.) 

He knows better than to press Itachi—a bit too much prodding into the boy’s personal life early in their partnership taught him that—but he’s also never been the best at quelling his curiosity.

“We’re safe here,” Kisame says, hoping to ease any worry his partner may have about being attacked. They’ve both agreed to do what they can to blend in; they always dress in casual wear when they go into town, so as not to stand out, leaving their slashed hitai-ate and cloaks behind. Sometimes Itachi even styles his hair differently to further decrease his chances of being recognized. “You don’t need to be so on-edge.”

Itachi’s expression stays neutral. He takes a sip of tea.

“You can never be too careful.”

Kisame can’t argue with that. He lets it go. 

-

A few weeks later, at a new cafe, Itachi does the same thing.

Kisame had been willing to accept the odd behavior as paranoia, but considering how bright red eyes (eyes that are supposed to be all but extinct) may attract more trouble that they may protect against while in public mingling with civilians, he brings it up again.

“Don’t you think you might be drawing attention to yourself?”

Itachi hums in question.

“Your Sharingan,” Kisame says flatly. Truthfully, he thinks Itachi is being careless by refusing to turn it off (even if his bangs mostly obscure his eyes, without his hitai-ate to push the hair back), and his tone does nothing to hide the fact. 

Itachi hesitates before saying, “If it makes you feel safer, I will deactivate it.”

Kisame huffs. “I thought you were doing it to feel safer.”

Itachi says nothing. 

“Fine,” Kisame says. He isn’t in the mood to argue, so he lets the subject drop. 

After a moment, Itachi’s red eyes swirl to black, and they sip their tea in silence.

-

Kisame can’t bite his tongue a few nights later, when he comes back from a grocery trip in a nearby town. Itachi by the fire. Kisame sits next to him and hands him a bag of dango that he knows the boy loves so much. Itachi takes the treat with a smile, thanks him, and then promptly activates his Sharingan. Kisame twitches.

“Worried the sweets are going to attack you?” he half-teases-half-snaps.

No response. 

He frowns and folds his arms. He doesn’t get it. Why turn it on just to eat the dango? Hadn’t he just been sitting here with normal eyes until Kisame arrived? “Seriously, relax. Don’t waste your chakra. We’re totally safe here.”

���Kisame.” 

Kisame stops. He’s sure, by Itachi’s tone, that his partner hadn’t meant to silence him, but rather finally offer some explanation for his paranoid behavior. Had he been mistaken? He waits. After the pause stretches on for a minute or so, Kisame begrudgingly decides to let it go, whatever it is. He rises to go get ready for bed. 

It’s then that Itachi speaks.

“Did you know that the Sharingan gives the user perfect photographic memory?” he asks evenly, with striking still-red eyes now looking up at him. His voice doesn’t sound any different than usual, but for how little the boy opens up, he may as well be baring his soul. 

Kisame sits down again.

“I did not,” he says.

Itachi is quiet for several more moments, while Kisame ponders why his partner would tell him such a strange bit of trivia. It doesn’t take long for him to put the pieces together, and the answer causes him to still.

“Itachi-san,” he says softly. “Are you saying that you… want to remember this?”

He gets silence in response, and Kisame knows he’s right. He’s overcome with a feeling—compassion, maybe? Certainly not something he’s felt in a very long time. He suddenly feels guilty for letting Itachi’s habit irritate him so. 

Now that he thinks about it, Itachi uses his Sharingan a lot when the two of them are together doing things that wouldn’t seem to require such a precaution: sitting around the campfire, talking as they travel, swimming in the lake on the days off that Kisame gets to choose their activity. (He supposes their cafe visits must have stood out to him as strange because of how closely they sit facing one another.)

He’s… touched.

Itachi clears his throat, and says simply, “It’s a way to counteract the things that I’d rather forget.”

“Itachi-san…”

They don’t say much more after that. Itachi finishes his dango and tosses the stick into the flames, thanking him once more. Kisame fondly watches the way the orange light dances across his young partner’s features. How old is he now? Sixteen? Seventeen? Kisame doesn’t know. Maybe he’ll ask tomorrow. 

With one of Uchiha Itachi’s many mysteries solved, it’s easy to fall asleep that night.

The next time they sit under the shade of a table umbrella sipping tea and Itachi’s eyes spin to red, Kisame smiles.

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